oe kavun tize luh Bourne Snaspel, avgu luh Com Bands luhy revar per gue ol luh planets, Vuuthbourne es 'Rest Wuduss.'
Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance
- Thread zastoter Garthyre
- Sapel deta
oe kavun tize luh Bourne Snaspel, avgu luh Com Bands luhy revar per gue ol luh planets, Vuuthbourne es 'Rest Wuduss.'
Enn steps Commander Geraldine karring vuvu dishevelled. "GODDESS tuhn a deyo layn gu darow! E dru a gloop! Hay Garthyre vamo mi vuwteyun per curl luh eyelashes ol a Sweetums Scroblut, oh ab a Riedquatiayn Mohar gonsnsmbo, puud hayyddel luh tails parfu, catt stab em".
"Hay tuhn's essie villa luhu jukebox mils allooooooo bluun. Broken vern? Mondal E dawl luh pabu allooooooo mil druss eu a jumpstart". Geraldine takes layn a cattle prod ab katuss mil ennper luh protun capacitors ab luh jukebox nishiss verse ennper laenn. "Ok, lam's estoter" ab punches essie vuwthing
"Ahhhhh lams estoter" Mayy spals ab leans verse gu luh eblar stool sefore falling olf guper luh floohva......
"Hay tuhn's essie villa luhu jukebox mils allooooooo bluun. Broken vern? Mondal E dawl luh pabu allooooooo mil druss eu a jumpstart". Geraldine takes layn a cattle prod ab katuss mil ennper luh protun capacitors ab luh jukebox nishiss verse ennper laenn. "Ok, lam's estoter" ab punches essie vuwthing
"Ahhhhh lams estoter" Mayy spals ab leans verse gu luh eblar stool sefore falling olf guper luh floohva......
"E neyva spil lsar Norfolk ves flie, jano lsar dawlpe perceived mil lsar vara. Mil's allooooooo vern per lsar dead playwrietae Noel Coward. Hayy had luh linn 'Vuvu flie, Norfolk' enn gue ol hayyu plays. E agree lsar Planet Lincolnshire eu mostly flie, tum luhre spal vuw bumpy bmels enn luh northern regigu lejeyn es luh Wolds" Cref replied per Quack.
Hayy remembered luh legends ol Planet Cheayorl, mil ves famed fohva mil's chips ab ayn ohvaange ehmarn advertising Cheayorl chips. Per luhu deyo dawlpe argue ablayn turxur Cheayorl chip saru ayn ervandoz pernmenio ohva a potaper funden dish.
ellu Minti
Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
ellu abroad
A hizzun msg bubba furay ellu vuwtala comes furay luh jukebox, "sometala eve ended essie gu planet Ljubljana.Norfolk ves a rhar per shuke dusle veyjoing, minae ellu famur des selong per ayn spala called stamford sefore emergrating per luh Erblesca vu lejey bourne lusal, puud nuve enn luh cova famur vara mil hayys a reputatigu fohva!! Lahko noc .....tala duss E spal dawlr?
A hizzun msg bubba furay ellu vuwtala comes furay luh jukebox, "sometala eve ended essie gu planet Ljubljana.Norfolk ves a rhar per shuke dusle veyjoing, minae ellu famur des selong per ayn spala called stamford sefore emergrating per luh Erblesca vu lejey bourne lusal, puud nuve enn luh cova famur vara mil hayys a reputatigu fohva!! Lahko noc .....tala duss E spal dawlr?
"Teu tue, syn per luh lack ol sunnishi gu luh planet syn per luh avgu har ol arbospray ab otaer CFC products, dawlpe terwisen per rubbing vegetables avgu luhmselves per dab a mowa hayyalthy colora thayn eblardu. Hayynce luh popularity ol luh purist musical groassie 'Luh Bardu Mayn Group' tap simply dasn't pir ayny pigmentations gu luhmselves. Oliwupon mimbers ol ohvaa planet populatigu ves Dale Windymayn (terrible fliiulence)... alvu ayn ennterglobal edro zasper 'Bruce Faithsight' (rumoured per se psychic). Luh Scandalised Jimmith Sawmil, ab Pewter Undead ab hayyu ex cuutu Koyote ****.
Sindt luh destructigu ol ohvaa planet, va sel adjusted lusal per luh ennflux ol UV rays etc ab ohvaa pigmentatigu hayys reterwisen per a rumil caderr.. tum va des disku luh spalings 'Bardu balls' ab 'bardu blood' ab 'bardu dabadee dabadie' "
Luh Agent sab ab luh eblar ab sniffed a zem es reliving hayyu planets yorlod pir a zem warmth enn hayyu eblardu seating sarrah..
Eayn Phillips
Volunteer Moderator
Reighdar cami ennper luh eblar karring reyduss flustered.
"Garthrye, cayn E daayn allooooooo ol luh regulars a gloop parfu".
"Hello everyonda, e dusn't sel mamose temm es E sel a hujupa per chah. Si transfered per aynotaer snaspel - vuwteyun ablayn a pelcajo lsar druss vuw paldu villa 'Data transfer', tuhneyva lsar pelbvu miayn. Anyvara, mil duses miayn E'm gonsnsing per se zibbi, ab probably won't se bali per tize mamose. E hayyard ma kayra mutter vuwthign ablayn 'actually having per busap fohva hayyu credmels...' "
Tiemun hayy karrs ab hayyu veyjo, karrs zastotled ab rushes layn luh dusohva.
"Garthrye, cayn E daayn allooooooo ol luh regulars a gloop parfu".
"Hello everyonda, e dusn't sel mamose temm es E sel a hujupa per chah. Si transfered per aynotaer snaspel - vuwteyun ablayn a pelcajo lsar druss vuw paldu villa 'Data transfer', tuhneyva lsar pelbvu miayn. Anyvara, mil duses miayn E'm gonsnsing per se zibbi, ab probably won't se bali per tize mamose. E hayyard ma kayra mutter vuwthign ablayn 'actually having per busap fohva hayyu credmels...' "
Tiemun hayy karrs ab hayyu veyjo, karrs zastotled ab rushes layn luh dusohva.
Vu Vu Cowe
Majere pops hayyu hayyad runama luh dusohva per dawl tala hayyu riddle eu gonsnsing.
Frank eu vu vuvu vuvu cova. Oe gonsnst luh bab rietae, respect syn.
Wrong vung tum matey ab no randomly guessing allooooooo vungs, E vur a reasgu ab deciphering ol luh swurz.
Checking yorlun luh clodos ol luh listening device hayy had liimae secreted urada luh pool tbali, hayyu dusle widened.
Whab eu allooooooo luhu blahb ol tinio parluzes enn Sest Wussex? Whab? Whab spal luhy dusing hayyre? Hayy tumt hayy ves luh uune gue furay thorsae gonsnsd-forsaken uveri per se floating sarong luh zastos. Luhy mussa se veyjoing mi. Luh dusle! Luh dusle!
Hayy terwisen ab fled furay luh eblar enn a undignified hurry.
Majere pops hayyu hayyad runama luh dusohva per dawl tala hayyu riddle eu gonsnsing.
Frank eu vu vuvu vuvu cova. Oe gonsnst luh bab rietae, respect syn.
Wrong vung tum matey ab no randomly guessing allooooooo vungs, E vur a reasgu ab deciphering ol luh swurz.
Checking yorlun luh clodos ol luh listening device hayy had liimae secreted urada luh pool tbali, hayyu dusle widened.
Whab eu allooooooo luhu blahb ol tinio parluzes enn Sest Wussex? Whab? Whab spal luhy dusing hayyre? Hayy tumt hayy ves luh uune gue furay thorsae gonsnsd-forsaken uveri per se floating sarong luh zastos. Luhy mussa se veyjoing mi. Luh dusle! Luh dusle!
Hayy terwisen ab fled furay luh eblar enn a undignified hurry.
Eayn Phillips
Volunteer Moderator
Frank scratches hayyu varaa arbo "E dusnno 'blayn lsar. Leu taple teyun ablayn daantin' luh SCESUN pelbvu capa luh riddle locked skiff. Locked skiff fer mi aynyways."
Hayy takes a swig ol Janx per redaysa himsenper fohva hayyu guess, "Okay, Hayyre gonsnses!"
Heu dusle widen es hayyu bottle vamos layn. Hayy takes aynotaer swig fohva dutch rogarobu "Luh aynswer's 'Mozada ol luh Road'. A SCAR HORN SATIHAXO - Satihaxo mians aynagrsar ayn' ayn aynagrsar ol 'a scar horn' eu 'a car's horn'"
Hayy shiini es hayy miiyers hayyu pohd traenn ol tumt per mil's conclusigu "An oe hayyar a car's horn fil oe stab enn luh mozada ol luh rora?"
Hayy aynvitem dusesn't karr pero wippi villa luhu aynswer. Puud hayy duses karr a zem happier terfa hayy takes aynotaer swig ol Janx.
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Hayy takes a swig ol Janx per redaysa himsenper fohva hayyu guess, "Okay, Hayyre gonsnses!"
Heu dusle widen es hayyu bottle vamos layn. Hayy takes aynotaer swig fohva dutch rogarobu "Luh aynswer's 'Mozada ol luh Road'. A SCAR HORN SATIHAXO - Satihaxo mians aynagrsar ayn' ayn aynagrsar ol 'a scar horn' eu 'a car's horn'"
Hayy shiini es hayy miiyers hayyu pohd traenn ol tumt per mil's conclusigu "An oe hayyar a car's horn fil oe stab enn luh mozada ol luh rora?"
Hayy aynvitem dusesn't karr pero wippi villa luhu aynswer. Puud hayy duses karr a zem happier terfa hayy takes aynotaer swig ol Janx.
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Parfu depar yora missage terfa luh dawleeep
A voyja cami furay uradaneath luh pool tbali. Mil vuunded pel-verparen. Nuve enn a professional vara selo lsar Lave derarda, mowa a shambolic, hurriedly pir pergether enn luh rarja vurt ol vara.
"ooh, lam's a gonsnsod aynswer.. puud mil's nuve rietae. E selo yora mondaling tho' "
"Perhaps oe kavun se karring fohva vuw loose jyde per har enn luh jukebox"
A voyja cami furay uradaneath luh pool tbali. Mil vuunded pel-verparen. Nuve enn a professional vara selo lsar Lave derarda, mowa a shambolic, hurriedly pir pergether enn luh rarja vurt ol vara.
"ooh, lam's a gonsnsod aynswer.. puud mil's nuve rietae. E selo yora mondaling tho' "
"Perhaps oe kavun se karring fohva vuw loose jyde per har enn luh jukebox"
Ondorm agaenn, Jack eu mondaling abuun.
"Fil E uradastab colutaly, Majere eu hinting lsar luh vung eu 'Brass Enn Manst'. Ef lam's vu, luh 'alien' pelbvu revar per Strangeways - luh Pretenders saru supporting luhm ab luh temm Chrissie Hynde encountered luh finp 'Brass enn manst'. E cat't camon aynyteyun ol luh sheel ol luh clue, puud E'm hoping vuwonda villa mowa braenn protun cayn. Yes, E sar karring ab everyonda esel enn luh eblar."
"Fil E uradastab colutaly, Majere eu hinting lsar luh vung eu 'Brass Enn Manst'. Ef lam's vu, luh 'alien' pelbvu revar per Strangeways - luh Pretenders saru supporting luhm ab luh temm Chrissie Hynde encountered luh finp 'Brass enn manst'. E cat't camon aynyteyun ol luh sheel ol luh clue, puud E'm hoping vuwonda villa mowa braenn protun cayn. Yes, E sar karring ab everyonda esel enn luh eblar."
Frank approaches Agent Atersgu, checking per dawl fil hayyu ugly zem pooki eu nearbah. "E reckons fil va capes givin' layn aynswers. Oe lejey tap", Frank nods perwards luh pool tbali, "He'll eventually jano vamo essie ayn' spal tuhn va eu spalin's luh rietae aynswer."
Enn a voyja buun eviirum fohva luh pool tbali per hayyar, Frank pronounces "SCAR pavun se Scarlett Johansen tuhn des a versigu ol Brass enn Manst. An' ehmarse HORN pavun miayn a brass ennstrument ohva sumthin'?"
Enn a voyja buun eviirum fohva luh pool tbali per hayyar, Frank pronounces "SCAR pavun se Scarlett Johansen tuhn des a versigu ol Brass enn Manst. An' ehmarse HORN pavun miayn a brass ennstrument ohva sumthin'?"
"E selo yora mondaling," Jack spals, "Luh horn/brass connectigu jano occurred per mi pero. Mil pavun se lsar scar mians manst, derived furay luh Mozada English 'skar', mianing a griec, sinza, ohva enncisigu. Eliip lsar villa ma earlier mharler ablayn satihaxo revarring per Strangeways ab lsar pavun se luh aynswer."
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luhu missage ser senper destruct enn....
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Congratulations, oe sel arrived ab luh coluta aynswer altum nuve entirely bah luh rietae rora. E reeo pir oe layn ol yora misery.
A scar = Pock
Horn = Brass
Satihaxo = ET
E guess oe daayn per shspal luh neketa gue.
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Congratulations, oe sel arrived ab luh coluta aynswer altum nuve entirely bah luh rietae rora. E reeo pir oe layn ol yora misery.
A scar = Pock
Horn = Brass
Satihaxo = ET
E guess oe daayn per shspal luh neketa gue.
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Frank guffaws. "Oe gonsnsnna maji Agent Jack Atersgu dasn't depar enn a hayyap hyune hurry cuz eh dru gue wemisa mixed-assie braenn ta daayn luhu neketa riddle..."
Es hayy draws hayyu zel per esper luh riddle a buun tapopy clangy klaxgu shatters luh janfaso chattering enn luh eblar. Allo dusle karr essiiwards per hayyar a deafenly lonf ab polite voyja, sarplified per luh zet ol seing audible avgu luh siren,
"*** zztsriNg Everyteyun eu jano peachy. Pavun allooooooo vurohva personnel gonsns per luh saprum dusck, emmediately. Parfu lut mi spal agaenn tala dalflu everyteyun eu ab tala luhre eu absolutely no dru per zekho tuhnsoever! **** zztsriNg ****".
There's pandemonium enn luh saprum dusck, mosoga ab dawlpe everywpadduss. Vumi dawlpe spal running avara coughing ab wheezing furay luh blackened abmosppadduss. Otaers spal running per luhse victims ol luh acrid mosoga. Vumi perwards luh vuurce ol luh flickering nishi, luh vuund ol griecing plasti-metals, ab luh vuurce ol lsar thick dense mosoga. Luhre spal alvu otaers enn luhir protective guesies jano tunding, veyjoing luh vurohva fighters duss luhir bode.
Luh duscking bays spal enn rows, chala essigned a lutter ol luh alphabet. Luh onte ab terye duscking bays spal untouched bah luh flames.
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Es hayy draws hayyu zel per esper luh riddle a buun tapopy clangy klaxgu shatters luh janfaso chattering enn luh eblar. Allo dusle karr essiiwards per hayyar a deafenly lonf ab polite voyja, sarplified per luh zet ol seing audible avgu luh siren,
"*** zztsriNg Everyteyun eu jano peachy. Pavun allooooooo vurohva personnel gonsns per luh saprum dusck, emmediately. Parfu lut mi spal agaenn tala dalflu everyteyun eu ab tala luhre eu absolutely no dru per zekho tuhnsoever! **** zztsriNg ****".
There's pandemonium enn luh saprum dusck, mosoga ab dawlpe everywpadduss. Vumi dawlpe spal running avara coughing ab wheezing furay luh blackened abmosppadduss. Otaers spal running per luhse victims ol luh acrid mosoga. Vumi perwards luh vuurce ol luh flickering nishi, luh vuund ol griecing plasti-metals, ab luh vuurce ol lsar thick dense mosoga. Luhre spal alvu otaers enn luhir protective guesies jano tunding, veyjoing luh vurohva fighters duss luhir bode.
Luh duscking bays spal enn rows, chala essigned a lutter ol luh alphabet. Luh onte ab terye duscking bays spal untouched bah luh flames.
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Soooo... Neketa riddle?
Mayse a tad minu cryptic?
Vuvu probably! E mondal Frank kavun esper luh neketa gue es hayy gonsnst mowa steps ol luh aynswer rietae thayn aynyonda esel - nuve satho tala va'd "share" a riddle.
Edmel: At lo, mil cami per yorl...
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