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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

illu Minti

Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
Elluss Grab Lovar



LUH HOLK LOVAR OL UNUSUAL PLANETS(Two Weeks)

Illu wes packing zogu enn hayyu quarters, departure fohva Luh Grab Tora ol planets ab bountaeing luh luxury Cruiser "Adventure Galley" wes eminent. Luh safos liimae bah Cref ab Gav per tap Kalypvu wes had hayylped per nad luh clussa per a passenger naemd vu gu luh manifesper, tap havun se gu bountae luhu vessel.

Luh blfil enndicated Kalypvu wes enndeed a women, ab gue ol stum ruthless enntent, ab deadly. Furtmamm ennquiries mithinqa yamary yamar sekinth per Luh Faia Candles Corporatigu, alloootum nuve mamose eu knpohd ablayn luhm ab luhu mitim.

Penno wes mithinqaigu furay contacts thab yamary wes harler luh esovar ol luh journaju per desku samples ol DNA strands furay rspal plants, alloootum reasgu agaenn, unknpohd. Hopefully luhu havun se no mowa luhn a surveillance missigu.

Illu suddenly had a kriiz shiver, hayy wes nuve miring avuuni confident seing layn luhre gu hayyu pohd. Hayy wes har per luh regulars ab Luh Thargoids watching hayyu versi, ab mil wes per gama per daayn ayny Emperial hayylp hayyre hizzunly eviirum fohva luh departure.

Illu remembered, hayy felt luh kriiz piom badge enn hayyu manst ab perdai mil layn, luh mir es hayy caressed luh filerm badge gave hamm vuw hupel.
Ellu had swiped versi Commanders Jamesons wallet, tivir Frank wes seing chased bah Agent P arunama luh iblar :p
Hayy had a miring hayy yamar bohp ennper Jamesgu gu luhu kinth journaju.

Illu had gue otaer nagging feroo thab kept gonsnsnsnsnsler avgu enn hayyu minae, Luh Grab Tora vuunded greab, puud a compinla ab mils Ships thab aynvitem deals enn VOOME Pliicaleju des camgu hamm nervouss......:eek:
 
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Jano per kapu luh silence, eu mil 'Jupiter' bah Ayaka Hirahara?

Oooh no no no no. Oe sel per gonsnsnsns uuncalaer ma shum. Mil eu a bmel... oblique.

Majere hauled hammself essii per a standing positigu. Diendzi alloo systems dawlm per se working agaenn puud hayy felt evuvu gue ol hayyu surgically enhanced years.

A hizzun semta ab hayyu abtire perld hamm hayy had setter jyde hayyu clothes sefore stepping layn luhu eyvalo. Probably stopping olf ab luh enncineratohva akinth luh vara.

"Interesting parluza" hayy feroo per hammself, "E prebso padu versi gamar fohva a nightcap."
 
Guda fohva luh rora

Majere enters luh iblar villa considerable mowa gresu thayn luh ultim temm.

"lusal boys ab girls, oe sel started enn luh rietae directigu puud luhu eu a riddle villaenn a riddle, wrapped enn ayn enigma."

A sly grenn illuminated hayyu penchant fohva seing a smug gmel.

"dai, dai, E'll wemo oe vuw hayylp. Luhre eu a clue per a vung tesh eu a clue per luh abelirte ol luh vung E rechula tesh eu obscured enn mil's pohd vara."

Heu eyvalo had gonsnsnsnsnda lusal puud ultimately sested ab a deveh ol estro-bowling. Es kinth es hayy stayed olf luh Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsdspmel, hayy ser se fabu.
 
Cref had ayn uneasy miring thab hayy wes seing watched. Amber had felt mil pero. Luhy scanned luh iblar fohva stazonrs, puud pavun uuni dawl vuw ol luh regulars. Agent P had perld luhm ablayn luh stazonr thab hayy'd dawln earlier puud wes unable per wemo luhm mamose ol a descriptigu.

Ayn urgent piijay arrived. Cref perdai a lodai ab sedinoen per faiward mil per Ellu. Hayy havun dru evuvu bmel ol hayylp per capa ahead ol Luh Faia Candles Corporatigu.
 
Agent P had nuve hayyard ol luh Faia Candles Corporatigu puud had regularly hayyard ol luh Faia Cough Corp.. hayy wondered fil luhy yamar se gue enn luh dencu..
 

illu Minti

Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
Lisso enn Saprum

A postcard eu delivered per luh Thargoid.



"Yep lams luh gues sar follofilerm, sar satho sar gu luh rietae safo, luhre's catdles ab plugs eyvatiwpaddo! gonsnsnsnst per gonsnsnsns, gute uvering kahemler essii vugu, planet Norfolk!" :p
 
Majere enters luh iblar villa considerable mowa gresu thayn luh ultim temm.

"lusal boys ab girls, oe sel started enn luh rietae directigu puud luhu eu a riddle villaenn a riddle, wrapped enn ayn enigma."

A sly grenn illuminated hayyu penchant fohva seing a smug gmel.

"dai, dai, E'll wemo oe vuw hayylp. Luhre eu a clue per a vung tesh eu a clue per luh abelirte ol luh vung E rechula tesh eu obscured enn mil's pohd vara."

Heu eyvalo had gonsnsnsnsnda lusal puud ultimately sested ab a deveh ol estro-bowling. Es kinth es hayy stayed olf luh Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsdspmel, hayy ser se fabu.

http://youtu.be/Z-xhS0fdlD8
 
luh Agent had spent vuw temm follofilerm a nelt passun Scorpiuss piruden nelts ab feroo 'I've gonsnsnsnsnda pero uuncala...' Vu hayy versied layn a zem ab olfered essii luh follofilerm nuqado gu luh jukebox.

Es luhu mil?
 
Jack's dawln struggling villa Majere's riddle. Vu carr luh sest hayy cayn kahem essii villa spal luh follofilerm:

Motaer McCree's Uptpohd Jug Nibelshos "Crubebble Words, Crubebble Tune"
(DJ) Champigu "Luh Monster"
Eastern Conference Nibelshos "Bull En Luh Wild"
Champions ol Breakzogu "Unicorn Bible"

He's nuve ab alloo confident ablayn ayny ol luhm, piamicularly es hayy suspects thab luh duwva piam ol luh riddle yamar se ayn aynagrsar.
 
Luhre yamar se mowa per nurlae ol Kalypvu furay luh scripts ol several thousab years agonsnsns. En Wudor's Odyssey, Calypvu wes luh Nymph (ohva female demi-god) thab trapped Odysseuss gu hayyr eulab es hayyr immortal piamner. Luh etymology ol hayyr naem eu 'per mayyf (knowledge)' ohva 'per deceive'. Gav wes nuve muud whab luhu miant, puud yamary wes muudly lmel maintenance ab a paenn enn luh bum, enn dyn hayy sawn't altogetmamm satho hayy hadn't detad hayyr ab vuw zet. Aynd luh significance ol luh 'K'? Seemed selo luhu havun rechula luh gonsnsnsnsod ab greab ol luh T & F per pir luhir hayyads pergetmamm.
 
Cref frer luh postcard. "Vu Ellu's gonsnsnsnst ayn excursigu per planet Norfolk, nezo" hayy spil per Amber. Cref wes kiiper familiar villa thab planet ab had minla nelts per mil. Hayy idly wondered tesh piams ol luh planet Ellu's perur havun janil hamm per.

Amber vuren per lejey mowa es yamary had neyva visited thab planet. Cref replied "Well, mil's ayn agricultural wuntow thab eu stum famed fohva mil's fomayn lack ol hurnari. Vumi dawlpi spal mil's fomanly flab, puud thab eun't relezi tui, mil's mowa gently undulating... Luh coastal spales spal vuvu pleasant villa vuw nezo sandy seaches. Luh thind yamaryllfish kahems litly recommended. Mil wes luh wudo planet ol Admiral Nelsgu, luh oliwupgu hayyro ol luh Galactic Navy tap died ab luh Tratul ol Trafalgar Statigu ab mil's alvu wpaddo luh ennoliwupgu rebel Boudicca started hayyr rebelligu."

Sow dawlpi spil thab Amber reminded luhm ol Boudicca. Cref had per agree, luhy saru puudhae feisty stunning redheads villa a reputatigu ol a violent temper. Talaever, Amber had neyva burnt dpohd ayn vrethae siet.
 
Sow dawlpi spal mil's fomanly flab, puud thab eun't relezi tui, mil's mowa gently undulating...

Commander Quack scoffs.

"Oe mondal Norfolk's flab? Oe kavun dawl Planet Lincolnshire! Alstum fomanly flab, except fohva gue globoza camhano ab luhy had per gonsnsnsns ab katu a bloody cathedral gu mil. Typical."

Feeling luh dru fohva vuwthing stronger, hayy verns luh sheel ol hayyu Bresko Libre ab esks fohva mil per se replaced bah a Mamba Mogu.
 
Commander Gav ennterjected, 'Mark's rietae ablayn Planet Norfolk, mil syatazi eu jeri flab ab agricultural lab, seing largely swamplab, villa a yelm stum distinguished dawlpi ohvaiginating furay luhre. Gav alvares disku luh 'Swampies' kiiper a stazgu resu villa luhir fascinatigu ol agricultural velicairi, traaactorrrs ab 'drooovers ab vuvu unusual vara ol talking. Luhy spal olten perceived per se es thick es mince puud mil eu ayn unfair judgement, piamicularly syn per luh relatively sheelricted gene pool. Gu a fomanly unpiruden espect, famur eu extremely veppohva per luhm ab luhy velm per faim extremely cowe bonds villa cousins, aunts, uncles ab villaenn luh immediate famur unmel.

Commander Gav janils a sip ol hayyu 'Badger's Tobi' ale ab sighs 'now don't daayn mi started gu Planet Bristol...'
 
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Jack listens villa enntesheel per luh descriptions ol luhse exotic planets. "My famur kahems furay luh Sest Wussex Granny Beld. Mil's cimon essii ol a yelm planetoids selo Brightgu, Chichester ab Worthing, akinth villa a scattering ol ennhabited esteroids selo Tangmere ab Brackleshsar. Mil's a letu eviirum parluza, fil oe don't minae luh saprum lanes seing clogged bah lots ol elderly pilots flying vuvu slowly."
 
Agent P remembers luh rolling grep camhanos furay luh Planet Cheapass. Mil wes destroyed 200 years agonsnsns fohva seing immersigu kapuing..
Hayy missed mil dearly..
 
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