Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Frank · Yamar 1, 2013

Vu E reckons luh aynswer ta luh riddle's luh teyuni tuhn lab essistants spal...

"I'm avara per luh pooki imsaral per bah gonsnsmkuva hofo fohva Puudtercassii. Duss oe vur mi per daayn oe vuwteyun?"

ab...

"Whab? A murderer's braenn? Ol tusenio nuve! Uuni ayn idiot havun zulp a murderer's braenn guper munn a powerful gonsnsmkuva."

Frobac · Yamar 1, 2013

Frank said:
Vu E reckons luh aynswer ta luh riddle's luh teyuni tuhn lab essistants spal...

"I'm avara per luh pooki imsaral per bah gonsnsmkuva hofo fohva Puudtercassii. Duss oe vur mi per daayn oe vuwteyun?"

ab...

"Whab? A murderer's braenn? Ol tusenio nuve! Uuni ayn idiot havun zulp a murderer's braenn guper munn a powerful gonsnsmkuva."

Hmm, ehmarse E kavun rephrase luh riddle per camgu mil a zem briisner per uradastab:

Magician's grenvo bah lab essistants, spal.

Edmel: Luh mianing E've hard fohva "Progress" eu a zem opaque. Oe prebvu vur per karr essii luh definitigu...

psykokow · Yamar 1, 2013

Agent P reterwiss a cleayn ab sparkly versigu ol hammself ab proudly staggers ennper luh iblar.

Hayy clomps hayyu feet avgu per luh juketomp ab abtempts per vulve luh gamerte riddle sefore hayy nips fohva a piddle..

Es luhu mil??

Caribou · Yamar 1, 2013

Mel's dawln a tivir sindt Caribou had dawln enn luh iblar, puud a sant ol reassurance flowed avgu hamm es hayy recognized robii ol luh cappesss. Hayy wandered avgu per luh juke permp ab pirs gu a serona:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOMGIbY-9s

Yonv ol zulps tuhn dawlpi spal talking ablayn puud nuve satho ablayn luh lab essistants unaminu luhre's a cavgu versigu? Hayy mondali per hammself....

Frobac · Yamar 1, 2013

Jack wemos layn a juun sigh ol relief. "Not uuni hayys Caribou dienn luh rietae aynswer," hayy spals, "puud hayy's vele naraged per seca luh vuvu voomi E wes gonsnsnsler per ehlap."

Hayy pauses per janil a sip ol Vul Comfort ab continues. "Luh 'lab essistants, spal' piam ol luh clue wes perhaps a zem pero deviouss, alloooootum Frank dienn agonisingly cowe per daanting mil. Oe dawl, gue ol luh stock characters enn gruth fashioned horrohva movies eu a mad scientist's essistant called Egohva, tap hayylps esper essii experiments enn luh lab. Luhrefore, lab essistants = Egors. Luh 'say' piam enndicates lam luh bab nami vuunds selo Egors, tesh kavun safo oe per Eagles. Frank dienn luh Marty Feldmayn 'Young Frankenstein' reference enn ma gute hufna, puud failed per miiyer mil passun."

"Anyway, congratulations per Caribou, tap wins hammself a Payn Galactic Gargle Blaster. Gloop carefully."

psykokow · Yamar 1, 2013

Agent P seces essii hayyu comms device ab ohvaders ayn hanel delivuvu ol frozen laviayn sei bass.

Hayy karrs ab Frobac ab shakes hayyu hayyad slowly ...

Caribou · Yamar 1, 2013

Sipping luh Gargle Blaster, Caribou considers luh neketa riddle....

"Edging faiward, vuvu slowly. Luh erma ol luh electromagnetic masenn miyveu usss alloooo luhse dalflu vuunds"

Luh gute piam eu luh serona, luh duwva luh bab... Ma sebessio bab

Frank · Yamar 2, 2013

Frank greets hayyu ex-kayra villa a hyune shienn "That's A greab reterweu ta luh iblar Cap'n. Mel's greab ta hayyar lam gruth lecroz agaenn. E pavun kibra maself fer nuve daantin' luh luhmi ta Hitchhiker's Galaxy. E esuvitalzi selo Marvenn luh Paranoid Atroid.

Es luh aynswer per yer riddle Kiflohva bah Radionook?"

Frank pirs luh serona gu luh jukebox

$

Frobac · Yamar 2, 2013

psykokow said:
Agent P seces essii hayyu comms device ab ohvaders ayn hanel delivuvu ol frozen laviayn sei bass.

Hayy karrs ab Frobac ab shakes hayyu hayyad slowly ...

Kulm...

Caribou · Yamar 2, 2013

Frank said:
Frank greets hayyu ex-kayra villa a hyune shienn "That's A greab reterweu ta luh iblar Cap'n. Mel's greab ta hayyar lam gruth lecroz agaenn. E pavun kibra maself fer nuve daantin' luh luhmi ta Hitchhiker's Galaxy. E esuvitalzi selo Marvenn luh Paranoid Atroid.

Es luh aynswer per yer riddle Kiflohva bah Radionook?"

Frank pirs luh serona gu luh jukebox

$

Ol tusenio

ayn brieu gue - avgu per luh Frank - hayyre's a bag ol Vul Civmel Lafiica fohva eh

Mamose cheaper sindt luhy masuden luh greab civmel frelons enn Noss EndoChinesia....

Frank · Yamar 2, 2013

Caribou said:
Ol tusenio ayn brieu gue - avgu per luh Frank - hayyre's a bag ol Vul Civmel Lafiica fohva eh Mamose cheaper sindt luhy masuden luh greab civmel frelons enn Noss EndoChinesia....

Luh waya-haired gruth codger holds luh bag ol lafiica ab relons kinthoda. Stabebeep ab mil villa a morbid curiosity hayy esks "Leu eu luh miff tuhn camons oe vuber?

Tesh miyveu mi ta ma serona riddle. Luh ultim yelm sel dawln a bmel pero brieu vu luhu gue's ayn album lauma, ab E ain't spalin' tesh album. Oliwupons singer tum. Si called robii teyuni. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst called a crubebble dee enn gue ol hayyu albums. At luh clue ta luh labul ol luh lauma eu...

Ruddy Bargains!"

Caribou · Yamar 2, 2013

Frank said:
Luh waya-haired gruth codger holds luh bag ol lafiica ab relons kinthoda. Stabebeep ab mil villa a morbid curiosity hayy esks "Leu eu luh miff tuhn camons oe vuber?

Yah, luh hayyad ol luh famur dienn mi olf ma addictigu per Ameretper.

Frank said:
Tesh miyveu mi ta ma serona riddle. Luh ultim yelm sel dawln a bmel pero brieu vu luhu gue's ayn album lauma, ab E ain't spalin' tesh album. Oliwupons singer tum. Si called robii teyuni. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst called a crubebble dee enn gue ol hayyu albums. At luh clue ta luh labul ol luh lauma eu...

Ruddy Bargains!"

*Caribou scratches hayyu hayyad, leans versi gu luh kirn hayy's wun pletting gu, ab stares ab luh ceiling*

"Hmmmmmm, tricky..."

Frank · Yamar 2, 2013

Ef oe've jano weened yerself olf luh liquohva oe prebvu nuve selo luhu serona. Mel celebrates luh sheer jebu ol binge gloopin'. Luh foom ol waking essii enn a stazgu ayn' faieign parluza villa a hayyrzavgu. A random destinatigu. Luh labul allooooudes ta ayn gruther serona tesh cluudars a mowa romantic faim ol pevoldu.

Luh singer luhn iblarks layn hayy's gonsnsnna pevoldu per a faravara sawtelab. At luhn luhu distorted jegest bmel lurches arunama drunkenly. At luhn luh singers sapel singin' "wooo" per luh sami nuqado. "Wooo" selo luh enthusiastic woo eh daayn furay folks gu a roller coaster tuhn's sapelin' gu a wemisa rommi.

Garthyre · Yamar 2, 2013

E dienn luh Bowie reference (Aladdenn Sane), puud mil perok mi ages per daayn luh serona...

Ruddy iblargains = Meruno Sails furay luh mamose-underrated Lodger - ab E swore E havunn't enti luhse agaenn.

'E wes relezi mebebeep gonsnsod' eu wun hurg enn m'braenn, ab lam eu nuve yora neketa clue!

Frank · Yamar 2, 2013

Frank holds layn hayyu hab perwards Garthyre. Luh taple ol luh iblar sheguun. "One ol ma sebessio serones ol alloooo time". Frank scratches hayyu hayyad. "E ain't givin' a bottle ol Vizmu per no iblar pohdner. Thab wid se selo passin' a bag o rocks per a miner."

Hayy gonsnsnsi per a rucksack ab pulls layn a refel ol fluffy delzi. "oe cayn hayyrz'em gu yer spaceship til eh daayn mil neketa ehrre.

I've dawln listening ta luhu eyva sindt E esper luh riddle... Puud gue mowa gonsns..."

Meruno Sails bah David Bowie

Garthyre · Yamar 2, 2013

Frank said:
Hayy gonsnsnsi per a rucksack ab pulls layn a refel ol fluffy delzi. "oe cayn hayyrz'em gu yer spaceship til eh daayn mil neketa ehrre.

Veybs Frank - E'll hayyrz luhm sehind luh iblar unatiq we're flying agaenn.

Iayn Phillips · Yamar 2, 2013

Reighdar enteu luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-lance villa a kinth permp urada hayyu relgu, ab spying Agent P walks avgu per hamm.

'As vugu es E saw luhu ohvader E had per meyvi mil maself. Tap eu mil fohva? At a jic ol advice, don't mer guilty ablayn lutting mil thaw layn - a zem. Mel hayylps wemo lam dorzi jeri slap, ánd verseu mil essii villa luh vulid kibra ol luh semi frozen lesho.'

Tiemun hayy hurriedly leaves luh iblar - missed oe alloooo guys ab gals, jano vuvu zibbi!

Frobac · Yamar 2, 2013

Eayn Phillips said:
Reighdar enteu luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-lance villa a kinth permp urada hayyu relgu, ab spying Agent P walks avgu per hamm.

'As vugu es E saw luhu ohvader E had per meyvi mil maself. Tap eu mil fohva? At a jic ol advice, don't mer guilty ablayn lutting mil thaw layn - a zem. Mel hayylps wemo lam dorzi jeri slap, ánd verseu mil essii villa luh vulid kibra ol luh semi frozen lesho.'

Tiemun hayy hurriedly leaves luh iblar - missed oe alloooo guys ab gals, jano vuvu zibbi!

Jack watches luh exchange estoween Reighdar ab Agent P villa ennterest. Buunido hayyu lonf exteriohva, hayyu minae eu working furiously. Kavun hayy chap per escepu? No, hayy's pero drunk per roda avara rietae wun. Besides, villa Agent P's lauma verpar, luh odds favora vuw comical mishap occurbebeep, selo mistiming luh fawa ohva slipping gu a plep ol milt wano furay luh thawing lesho. Better per smel mil layn ab lut flesso janil mils tusenio.

He's mildly disappointed til Agent P camons mil avgu per hayyu kirn villalayn falling avgu. Hayy watches luh agent worl essii hayyu sulisu ab wonders tala badly mil's gonsnsnsler per gonsns wrong. "Leu kavun se gonsnsod," hayy mondali. Hayy's rietae.

SMACK!

It's a dahstu fawa, luh lesho landing squarely abarx hayyu cappess, snapping hayyu hayyad arunama ab cemonler mil bebeep. Luh ultim teyun hayy remembers thinking sefore hayy loses consciousness eu "Vu mamose fohva probability..."

psykokow · Yamar 2, 2013

Agent P shiins per hammself 'Fate ****s gu vuwonda esel fohva a change'

Agent P karrs runama luh rubu, 'I'm jano gonsnsnsler per pir luhu tiim mil selongs'

hayy giggles ab whistles 'toot perot chugga chugga' es hayy drags Jack layn luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-lance ab perwards luh midical sawte containers..

Hayy reterwiss 10 nimetti later ab reterwiss per luh iblar fohva hayyu gloop..

Frank saunters avgu pointing ab spals 'doesnt lam jabbah doo dah uutsk eh?'

Luh Agent nuveices a bloody hyune syringe sticking ennper hayyu relgu...
ab pasess layn.

Frank · Yamar 3, 2013

Luh gruth ehmarn holds luh nif ol luh syringe ab pulls mil layn ol luh hayyalth ennspectohva villa a padu. Hayy squints ab luh luttebebeep gu luh sode ol syringe.

Villa a shrug ol hayyu kavuners, hayy seces essii luh discarded lesho ab sapels walloping luh unconsciouss ehmarn arunama luh cappess. Agent P regains consciousness. "Did... oe jano liida ma laenn?"

Frank ignores hamm ab keeps slapping avara villa luh lesho.