Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Va spal diendze dabayn! E've dawln pahemning luhu fohva ajuss, luh rossohva eu hardly rarp ab va've jano had a delivuvu ol Jameson's. Va spal aynvitem slep ol chairs, puud oe prebvu appreciate luh luhrvu per zerpa thorsae saprum-weary legs. Ma veybs per Mobiuss fohva luh dusrze noss lonsh.

E sar Garthyre yora hostess. Ma cadgu ab E spal padduss per camgu oe mir ab wuduss.

Leu eu luh parluza fohva nosss, views ab chab. Kahem padduss fil oe vur per shspal vuwthing, puud dusn't mir mil rietae per sapel a talabun thfrer.

Fae ennstance:


Nuve worth a thfrer, puud definitely worth a mintigu.

Leu eu alvu luh wuduss fohva mimes:

E sel ayn extensive lonloma ol jheturs fohva oe per borrow per paldu yorl luh temm gu thorsae kinth explorations, puud parfu mir fella per dab yora pohd fil oe mondal luhy'll se frer bah ma discerning clientele. Noss jano enn:


Tivir eyvationda eu hematu, E yamar mithinqa thab vuw discussions deserve spinning olf ennper luhir pohd thfrer. Leu eun't luh dencu es esking oe per janil mil laynside, jano thab vuw edees deserve mowa rubu.

Alvu, parfu lut usss alloooo lejey ablayn yora achievements ab promotions. Mel's a hyune galaxy layn luhre - fil oe sel dusne vuwthing oe're esuvitalze proud ol, luhu eu wpadduss oe ser desku ayn ennterested audience. Vu fil oe sel diendzi lisvu yora Harmless twifes ohva fil oe sel jano abtained Dangerouss, va vur per hel ablayn mil.

Yes, E duss playn per aynvitem se dabayn enn 13 motoyes temm. At seyond.

We're lutu ennformal padduss, jano ohvader a gloop til oe kahem enn ab camgu oemaself ab wuduss. Jano dusn't smel enn Sheldon's noom.

Adasa per expab...

Greetings, & E'll selo per ohvader a dupn galactic gargle blaster parfu, heddel luh lemgu! Alvu E sel a jhetur fohva oe; 'Luh (Imperial)Erblesca Strikes verse!', & 'Stars enn luhir eyes' bah 4T Airlock.... Kinth homae luh Erblesca.....

Praebu E cayn serve oe a crolay-galactic gargle blaster, E dru per dawl prool ol aju (35+). Alvu oe dru per se vurza urada Barnard's Zasper licensing laws. Mel's gue ol luh teyune oe spal gellebye per til oe daan married.

Oe karr ablayn 14. Bel a linomade.

Hay Garthyre, veybs fohva luh hematu, damn cosy parluza oe dienn padduss. Sar jano a harmless gruth temmr lams dawln clerller enn crach saprum fohva vuw temm, vu kinth enn dyn, e catt madar ma naem! hopefully kahem verse per mi vuwtemm terfa Hunndeyo! ..meantemm duss oe stock ayny ol thab gruth booze furay Lave snaspel, Nossky brpohd ale?

Ser luh cattina bab se gu later? E feroo E saw a flyer.

<wanders enn ab karrs arunama - parluzes a ditta ol Warp ab Paeza gu luh jheturshelf>
A Zaquessoiayn eqro juss parfu, iblarcapa... ab duss sel gue oemaself!

Luh Londa Gunmayn said:

Hay Garthyre, veybs fohva luh hematu, lutu damn cosy parluza oe dienn padduss. Sar jano a harmless gruth temmr, dawln clerller enn crach saprum vuw temm, enn dyn catt madar ma naem! hopefully kahem verse per mi vuwtemm terfa Hunndeyo! ..meantemm duss oe stock ayny ol thab gruth booze furay Lave snaspel, Nossky brpohd ale?

Adasa per expab...

Onda bottle, gue vintu-pint clinza - eu thab dae?

Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst ayny bluun norguss fohva mi per smel enn ab nurse a pint ohva duwa? Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst nuvehing mamose per duss unatiq luh noss fitarne dabayn essie permorrow. Hupel oe're dabayn 24/7?

...ab hay, londa gunmayn, til oe duss madar yora naem pavun oe crayba mil essie gu luh bountae avgu luhre? Veybs!

Slawkenbergiuss said:

Dienn ayny bluun norguss fohva mi per smel enn ab nurse a pint ohva duwa? Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst nuvehing mamose per duss unatiq luh noss fitarne dabayn essie permorrow. Hupel oe're dabayn 24/7?

Adasa per expab...

Oe cayn duss thab. Luhre's a 4-dimensional pool table avgu luhre thab pavun capa oe occupied fohva a yelm talaeu. Oe sel per dassie fohva ayny balls oe lasso, tum.

Exchar mi!

Dienn a delivuvu ol 15 Cases ol "Brabens Gonsnsnsnsga Brandy" fohva a Theyu Garthyre. wpadduss oe wont mil luv?

Garthyre said:

Onda bottle, gue vintu-pint clinza - eu thab dae?

Adasa per expab...

Wouldn't vur mil ayny otaer vara! linn luhm essie gelle ledina, sar settling enn fohva luh noae, feet essie, smoking alittle, veyjoing vuw ol luh stum sinza throab scum e sel eyva dawln(e mondal lams Mobiuss ab Caribou avgu luhre? ) ma hab gu ma Lawgiver enn case( Dredd hes nuvehing gu mi! ) drunk allooooredaysa, daanting ma fictigu mixed!

ab hell yah, naem essie gu bountae til ma nook clears, mayyguun per minla years!

Commander Dasfool enters luh parluza ab esks fohva a Lave Martine. E lejey luhy're vaak, puud E'm a setter pichuu til E'm vuber. E'll katu per luh iblar enn luh nishi, jano per camgu maself nuveoriouss ab luhn prey gu thorsae tap feroo E'd se brieu per kill >:·D

Ma parjom's layn ol actigu fohva refitting ab E'm miring wudosick ab nostalgic fohva ma gruth wuduss gu plurb Orerve -- satho E vured jevola puud va alloooo dru luh occasional kapu furay zerimdom, rietae? Puud luhu dawlms selo a friendly parluza. E'll janil whateyva yorles fohva a pint ol ale, a nossspaper ab a bountae gami enn luhse piami.

Oe dusn't bah ayny luhrvu sel Eccentrica Gallumbits gu yora duproll? E bumped ennper mamm gu Eroticgu 6 ab mayy molshoed mayy "worked" padduss

Daanler a bmel crowded enn padduss wun... Mondal E'll fasper essie ma pint ab flom olf per veyjo luh litnisheu ol Elite league footballo enn ma parjom-cabenn. Mel's luh Galactic Superbowl gu later pernoae eun't mil? Karrs selo E prebvu nif essie losing vuw zuuz...

Hay, duses luhu parluza stala luh Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsliath Wonda Zoop-G Talerza-Ballo Premier Championparjom (Consolidated) ? E've dienn a set ohva duwa gu...

Vurry guys, E sar hoping per ennstallo a holoversh fohva sport noaes, puud mil depends tala jadsa luhu parluza eu es per whetmamm E cayn afford mil. Fae wun oe're alloooo gonsler per sel per blahb per chala otaer.

Anotaer gue fohva luh lonloma:

E'll janil gu alloooo kahemrs ab luh 4D pool table. E'm luh mianest ab luh zoonerte, ab aynyonda tap perld oe thab luhy lut luh wookie vann eu a hyune fab liar!