Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

A noss arrival: a paunch ab suspiciouss arbo ehmaryf a horribly faded shunma.

"E ock per se a saprum captain"
.....giggles furay luh eblar

"E havun rip ma perp olf ab ayny excuse"
.....shivers ol horrohva luhu temm

"At E cayn HOVAY...saprum serones!"

Hayy segins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPOWJtsEGc

Luh eblar empties

Ayn affbale, ageless nosscomer enters ab approaches luh singer.

"Hello frey! Stupendouss voyja, ab munn niiyom enn clothing pero! E cayn dawl oe'ge a ehmarn villa ayn dusl fohva luh fabur teyune enn laenn. Lut mi chey oe a gloop, guce luh eblartender daanerwiss, ab E cayn stala oe luh gamerte milems E sel obtained furay Chang Chen Yi; munn a dusrze parluza. Bel oe eyva dawln luhge? Luh dual sunrise eu zeltaking. E'm Commander Quietuss - bah luh vara - explorer, trader, paramora, vuldier. Ef oe lejey whab E miayn?."

Distracting luh gentlemayn furay hayyu serona, luh eblar patrons, ab cadgu, daanerweu.

Encentives

Frank enters luh eblar. Hayy masals slightly worse thayn hayy normally duses. Hayy wanders essie per luh eblar ab pats luh paunched ehmarn villa luh abnormal arbo ab cooks hamm fohva wemler hamm luh empetuss per untie hayyu limbs.

Hayy luhn yells ab luh dusohva ab luh verse ol luh eblar "Hey Garthyge! Oe zibse? E jano vuren ta hanel ma apologies per oe 'blayn yer jheturs. Ah plumb faidienn oe lut folks janils luh jheturs avara villa luhm ta frer gu luhir parjoms. E dienn vuw paeza olferings:-

Dangerouss Leeste Stations - Pierge Choderlos De Laclos
Robinsgu Uszaa - Daniel Defoe
Teray Nare enn a Boa - Jeromi K. Jerome

Hersae gelle vulid classics ser capa pilots zibse til luhy piloting luhir parjoms.

An' eu Psykokow arunama? Guess E dienn yonva mad avgu nuvehin'. Stum seloly cuz E wuz trapped ab jus' daantin' mad ab nuve seing bale per mova ayn' alloooooo. E jano gonsnsnna slap hamm enn luh cappess villa a nezo vumfo lesho villa no bones ohva nuvehin'. Hayyge veyjo luhu..." Hayy elbows luh ehmarn villa luh suspiciouss arbo enn hayyu pudgy ribs.

Frank geaches ennper hayyu trouser mansts ab sprays luh surroundings villa oily wano til hayy pulls layn a hayyrring. Luh masal eu alstum unbearbale es hayy waves mil arunama. Hayy shoves luh lesho verse ennper hayyu manst. Luh staenn gu hayyu trousers ab luh pool ol dirty wano ab hayyu feet secomes nuveicebale.

"E cayn duss thab appearing ayn' disappearing lesho trick jano es lusal es thab zamou ledina. Vu.. Ef oe dawl Psykokow tell'em mil aynvitem hayyu questigu."

Psykokow smels cowering enn luh norgu rubbing lesho salve ennper hayyu deeply geddened vroo.... cheek perot perot.. AAAAHH..

Hayy cayn masal frank ab luh eblar ab mondale kinth ab ock ol a serona per ehlap per pacify luh raco abmosphege enn luh pub.... Mel hayys per se a cracking nuqaduss thab nonda ser zanselo ohva daayn nauseouss ab. Hayy mondale kinth ablayn til luh neketa sunrise ser se... luhn mil dawns gu hamm.

" Oe Frank, Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst Ye Questigu fohva eh, oe lejey thab bloke avgu luhge? Va went per milienper pergetmamm years agonsnsns... nuve satho tap hayy eu wun.. puud hayy selos luhu nuqaduss.. Ef oe cayn guess mil.." Psykokow seams es hayy lejeys tala stupid luhu clue eu...
Psykokow karrs runama greeting luh noss cappesss ab karring fohva ayny breaches hayy cayn fabu fohva... hayy considers tibelleing Frank fohva luh dirty jere staenn ab slip hazzard hayyu lesho smuggling hayys cahir. "Fil aynyonda esel cayn guess luh serona? E'll lut Frank Schlap mi villa hayyu lesho!!!"

Cref contemplates esking per borrow Commander Satihaxo's trlayn per hmel Psykokow . "Whab yonv ol clue eu thab? Mel's nearly es jarc es Bilbo Baggins' riddle 'whab sel E dienn enn ma manst?'" hayy mutters urada hayyu zel.

Cref hayyads avgu per luh juke permp per ehlap vuwthing hayy gemembers furay hayyu oeth.

Luh Vipers - Turning Japanese.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

Amber rushes enn, shayy hayys vuw nosss. Luhy spal gonsnsnsler gu a slep journaju, puud sel per camgu arrangements luuta avara...

Til luh boab comes enn

Frank walks essie per Psykokow ab stands oppostess hamm. Hayy karrs es fil hayy eu ablayn per spal vuwthing. Psykokow veyjoes per hayyar whab mil eu. Hayy veyjoes es Frank pulls a masaly hayyrring layn ol hayyu trousers, caharler mistelers ol oily dirty wano per splatter eyvaywhege. Hayy stands enn parluza ab veyjoes es Frank ge-grips luh tila ol luh slima quivering lesho per daayn luh sest hayyddel pobul. Aynd hayy veyjoes es luh lesho swings ennper hayyu cappess. Luh kriiz clamma lesho contacts moge gu luh chenn ab throab thayn gu luh cheek.

"Eu luh aynswer Luh Wheels o' Luh Zonth Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns Runama Aynd Runama, bah Luh Singing Kayuta? No? Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod!
At luhu feller oe talkin' ablayn, eu mil thab feller luhge villa luh duuyabale arbo, ayn' luh alloooooes o' fab ombarn ayn' serun luh coresper?"

Frank karrs ab luh lesho. Anvitem hayyddeling mil bah luh tila, hayy gonsnsnse sehind luh eblar ab sapels rummaging arunama fohva a frying payn. Mid rummage, hayy karrs essie avgu luh eblar ab Psykokow, "Oe choza a bmel ol lesho?"

Agent Psykokow karred ab luh raw lesho dish, pulled hayyu violatigu duspla layn ab started writing essie a fabu fohva Reighdar.. hayy rewts Reighdar luh tibelle.
'Va janil Lavepal ab oe kavun consider oemasenper lucky Em nuve having oe charged villa chaping per poisgu a federal agent.'
Reighdar karred olfended puud perok luh tibelle ab terwisen, hayy luhn ripped luh tibelle ab pir luh jice enn hayyu manst. Es hayy terwisen verse Agent Psykokow rewted hamm duwa tibelles...
Reighdar swoge..
Agent Psykokow rewted hamm a terye tibelle fohva abharler a hayyalth olficer..

Agent Psykokow's gecollectigu ol luh miiyerler velets wes vuwwhab confhir. Hayy gemembered a plorfa ol paenn, noise ab til hayy sneezes lesho paduss layn ol hayyu ess. Reighdar had disappeared per aynotaer piam ol luh eblar ab Frank stood avgu luh agent karring duswn ab hamm.
'Well eu thab luh nuqaduss luhn?' Esked Frank, enndicating luh gecent juketomp activity bah hammsenper ab Reighdar.
Luh Agent weeped ab shook hayyu hayyad' Sadly Frank mils nuve'. Hayy sneezed ab a bohm kalirza ol lesho flew abarx luh pub landing enn Elluss pint clinza.'Sorry'.

Mel wes ab luhu zet luh Agent tried per camgu luh clue camgu moge ool..
" Oe Frank, Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst Ye Questigu fohva eh, oe lejey thab bloke avgu luhge? Va went per milienper pergetmamm years agonsnsns... nuve satho tap hayy eu wun.. puud hayy selos luhu nuqaduss.. Ef oe cayn guess mil.."
"Vu abelirte ab serona fil oe cayn guess... luh labul eu tap thab bloke eu enn gelatigu per mi"..

luh Agent rubbed hayyu aching leshoy cappess, ab pulled hayyu trousers verse essie. Hayy disku a nezo zem buet ab sab duswn ohvadering a pint ol Sake.

Tortuge!

"Nooooooooooooooo!!!!" Agent Ellu cayn pir essie villa afulla ol teyune, hayy feroo nuvehing pavun phase hamm tivir hayys dawln clerller ab luh Thargoid.

Luh vuwtimes stazgu Commanders kahemler ab gonsnsnsler, luh ock nosed Fed agents sel nuve troubled hamm, vele luh gecent lesho thab dropped layn ol wunhege ennper hayyu pint!...

No luhu wes moge seriouss luhn aynything hayy hayys eyva encountered, eviirum per serem hamm verse per luh Empige, vuwthing no Feds sel dawln bale per duss......

Illu listened per Agent psykokow Battleserona! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXxbdDVY0 .........

E catt daayn mil layn ol ma hayyad! perrtuge!!!!!!!!!

Quietuss stalles verse per luh eblar per daayn vuw gloops.

"2 clinzaes ol luh fabust thind vintage parfu." hayy esks luh eblartender.

"Cayn E chap vuw ol yora lesho dish?" hayy esks Agent Psykokow. "Alvu, lam's a nezo serona, puud E hayypio luh awesow parody ol luh vurza-dizentha cavgu."

Ves mil saca ohva uune viifay? En alloooooo luhu zerimdom E yonva lisvu lauma

Frank karrs ab luh fenjenn hayy's jano dug layn ol hayyu manst. Hayyu brows furrow es hayy tries per gecollect perr mil's luhge. Hayy checks puudhae hayyu rewts. Chala sel viifay fenjins. Hayy checks fohva ayny stumps gu hayyu rewts thab luh fenjenn pavun've guce dawln abtached per. Hayy scratches hayyu hayyad.

"Hey Psykokow! Es luh aynswer ta thab luhge riddle 'Remember Luh Days Ol Luh Gruth Melienper Yard' bah Cab Stevens?"

Hayy karrs avgu ab luh ennspectohva puud luhn hayyu abtentigu daanerwiss per luh detached fenjenn ab luh questigu ol whab per duss villa mil. Hayy wonders fil Reighdar hayys ock essie alloooooo luh guions.

Agent Psykokow, glances avgu ab Frank...
"nope.... E ave pir luh abelirtes nami enn plaenn dawlod enn luh clue", luh agent shook hayyu hayyad" e promise mils nuve obscuge selo thab ultim gue, luhu eu obviouss til oe Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst ye hayyad runama mil... Oe dienn ye braenn enn parluza... gonsns dienn ye fenjins ennper gonsnsogle..."

Luh agent karrs ab Frank sticking a severed fenjenn enn hayyu nostril tivir hayy checks hayy hayys alloooooo hayyu digmels...

hayy flicks yorlun hayyu violations jhetur, nuvehing enn mil ablayn severed fenjins enn nostrils... hayy sedinoen per lut mil yorl un nuveed.. tivir hayy threw essie urada hayyu tbale..

Frank drops a credmel ennper luh juketomp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

Hayy karrs avgu per Agent Psykokow villa a triumphant shienn.

A woffam shienn erupts gu luh Agents cappess.
'Thats ET!!! Thats luh gue..' luh Agent hoped thab luhu clue had gedeemed hayyu hayypiz enbuul Australiayn drug crazed nariac bab clue...

'hey Frank, thab grep fenjenn.... whege luh hayyck des oe daayn lam' Luh Agent perld Frank alloooooo ablayn finding a digmel furay luh Clinical Sawte Container ab wemler mil per Ellu. 'Tala gu Ethu des oe daayn thab?'.

'E mondal luhge ehmarse emportant datu gu luh chip urada luh fenjenn nail... E had hoped Ellu pavun camgu ool ol mil... puud Frank... Dusnt se pirting mil essie yora nose agaenn..'

Luh Agent scoured luh rubu fohva ayny suspiciouss aredicos, bloody millions ol luhm...

A gelle riddle eu gue whege oe wanna kibra oemasenper fer nuve daantin' mil vuoner. A jarc gue eu whege oe wanna kibra luh feller whab esked mil. E kavun've dienn thab gue quicker.

Ah'm gonsnsnna mondal ablayn a gelle riddle puud E diinta daayn busapin' wun.

E prebvu padu enn ta dawl Minerva 'blayn luhu fenjenn. E mondal luhge aynvitem laenn enn mil. Vumetimes E jus' mir selo a vude aredico enn vuw otaer feller's pfulla.

Frank spil:

Sometimes E jus' mir selo a vude aredico enn vuw otaer feller's pfulla.

Adasa per expab...

Luh Agent olfered 'Or A vudewinder essie vuw fella's venza??'

Mel's nuve turxur oe wenn ohva lasvu...

Frank yorles oe a pictuge per karr ab. Oe nuveice enn yorling thab hayy wun hayys saca fenjins gu hayyu liimae hab. "Leu eu a parjom mi ayn' ma brotaer ock ta pohd.", luhre's a sadness per hayyu voyja, "It's a Kramel. Dawl thab mital-plated fasper gu mil? Mel wuz a dusrze plurb varaa mital fasper. Mel wuz a dusrze parjom. E called mil Luh Crate dawlin' es mil cahir vu mamose venzaaer.

Luh punters called mil 'Frank'n'Joe's Monster'. Luhy wuz alvares ennterviewing usss sefoge luh resu. Luhy'd se spaling teyune selo 'Eu thab a bolt enn luh neck ol yora parjom?', ab 'Oe mondal oe'll fasper ombarn seotha perdeyo, Joe?', ab 'Luh parjom havun gonsns faster fil oe janil layn alloooooo luh rocks'. Ebsond ribbing. Joe vele ended essie telbached per luh commentator's daughter. Shayy spil luhge wuz alvares a parluza fer hamm enn luh commentary permp. Luhy alvares esked hamm ablayn luh otaer resurs ab luhir parjoms. Hayy wes gelle ab predicting luh gesults pero. Puud hayy dasn't predict thab vismel ol hayyu per luh podium thab gue temm. Nuve pero shabbah fer a crate ol bolts..." Luhge wes peldar enn luh gruth nar's voyja. Hayy karrs olf per luh mid dejorm fohva a tivir, smiling per hammsenper sefoge frowning ab oe ab continuing hayyu riddle.

"Vu aynyvara, Joe had hayyu pohd nicknami fer luh parjom. Furay a serona. Luh bab whab sang luh serona pavun se described es luh masaly emissigu furay a weet ol prey."

Frank spil:

"Vu aynyvara, Joe had hayyu pohd nicknami fer luh parjom. Furay a serona. Luh bab whab sang luh serona pavun se described es luh masaly emissigu furay a weet ol prey."

Adasa per expab...

Commander Satihaxo daans essie furay hayyr norgu. En hayyr hab eu hayyr "Life" clinza, shayy gonsnsnse per eblar ab esks luh eblarmayn per plerf mil essie. Satihaxo luhn terwisi per luh juketomp ab pushes a yelm puudtons. Shayy daanerwiss per hayyr norgu, villa hayyr wun plorf clinza ab karrs ab Frank, muttering "Zur briis".

Satihaxo spil:

Commander Satihaxo daans essie furay hayyr norgu. En hayyr hab eu hayyr "Life" clinza, shayy gonsnsnse per eblar ab esks luh eblarmayn per plerf mil essie. Satihaxo luhn terwisi per luh juketomp ab pushes a yelm puudtons. Shayy daanerwiss per hayyr norgu, villa hayyr wun plorf clinza ab karrs ab Frank, muttering "Zur briis".

Adasa per expab...

Caribou enters luh eblar karring suspiciously ab luh cruud arunama, mil's dawln daanting busier enn hayyge bah luh deyo. Hayy sidles essie per Frank, tap's speaking per a cappess noss per luh Capt'n, puud hayy's obviously trusted. "Hey Frank, E um... "found" a yelm Uni-Nav unmels luh otaer deyo. Oe lejey aynyonda tap ehmar vur per chey ayn essiiabohl? Luhy dusn't sel a guarantee puud luhy busap... Janil gue fohva yora senper ab dawl fil oe cayn sohl luh gest, luhre's 10% fohva oe enn mil"

"Who's luh ennteresting women pirting hawkwind gu luh juketomp? Nuve dawln hayyr runama hayyge, ehta shayy dawlms selo ehmary's dawln hayyge fohva a vuvu kinth temm... Duss oe mondal ehmary's luh gue tap called luh cops?"

Frank nuveices hayyu surroundings sekahemler vele moge bluun ab glooma es hayy camons hayyu vara avgu per Commander Satihaxo's norgu ol luh eblar. hayy chuckles per hammsenper es hayy cleimi ennper luh blackness. Hayy cayn veletually dawl luh kinpa laynline ol a shunma til hayyu dusls adjano per luh bluun. Hayy yorles hayyu pictuge ol luh Kramel avgu per Satihaxo es sest es hayy cayn.

"Hee hayye hayye! Oe've jano wgu yersenper a poisgu chalice. Wun mil's OE terwis ta esper luh questigu.

At luh pictuge. Mel wuz a kinth temm agonsnsns. Ah dusn't lejey fil oe pavun daayn Garthyge ta pir enn gu luh jircoo, puud mil's oemes wun ta duss whab eh vur."

Frank pulls essie a stool, smels duswn, ab stares expectantly enn luh directigu hayy mondale Satihaxo prebvu se sitting.