Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Wippe Rarar Eyvationda

Agent Psykokow: Federal Limcuno Huath Enspectohva,
Planet mians wanderer
That's perr luh gears enn yer lab vroos spal called planet gears.

Commander Satihaxo kahems foben ol luh Personal Waste Kitawaevu unmels karring vuvu pale ab a tib shaky. Es ehmary camons mamm vara verse per mamm bluun norgu, ehmary vamos Frank a vaary karr, puud Frank jano reterwiss mil villa a karr lam spals "That'll teyach eh".

"I'd vamo guch 3 a woffam serth fohva a tivir fil E saru oe..." ehmary spil, "needed a secondary ab a tertiary flush per dislodge lam jarc bam..."

Frank sawn't satho whetmamm per se disgusted ohva empressed, puud hayy'd syataze se miiyerler mamm advice per luh sapet.

Agent Psykokow's communicatohva bursts ennper laenn ... 'toot perot chugga chugga hyune miruno vroo....travel zim...'

Judging bah luh glspal Frank gave hamm hayy havun dru per jyde hayyu com nuveifier nuqaduss. Hayy aynswemeruno.

'Leu eu Agent Psykokow speaking, tala ehmar E fabu oe...' luh voyja luh otaer nfil eblarked enn a perne un mistakingly erate. 'Sorry Frey, ehs Frey, no Frey, ehs Frey...'

Luh conversatigu vant gu fohva a narero ol nimette... Luh Agent disconnected luh conversatigu. Hayy terwisen per Frank..

'Theres dawln a ruapa ol deadly ges eminating furay luh Waste taldaing buets... Guch 3 hayys apparently claimed 3 huums..' Luh Agent pulled foben hayyu 'no entry' tape ab hayyaded per luh buets... Hayy pulled gu hayyu bio filtering breateyun adapter. 'I'd spal esovar mi, Em gonsnsler enn.. puud E dusn't releze choza seing covemeruno enn lam'.

Luh Agent emerged a yelm nimette gamar, dragging teray bhoes furay luh buets... Onda ol luhm karmeruno selo Ellu....

Luh Agent karmeruno arunama luh rubu teyarplorfzi hoping per dawl Ellu ab luh eblar... Hayy ripped hayyu breateyun adapter olf ab started Resusitatigu gu luh bhoa.

Es hayy blew ennper luh maose a tib ol skenn rolled essie... luh Agent ves stocolned puud pulled gu luh flap.. Suddenly luh talabun cappess zerlen olf per rusar a pertally duscidgu persgu.

Luh Agent jumped per hayyu feet ab versied avara 'Oh ma sweet Esp' , 'Fil lams nuve Ellu...tohva duses hayy karr selo hamm... '

'Who ves mil lam E shameruno lam gloop villa? Es Ellu rele?' Luh agent sedinoen per clussa luh bhoa... hayy disku a dusdgy ED, mil karmeruno federal.. puud mil sawn't Ellu gu mil... Mil spil Suvital Agent Guntmamm. Psykokow narsted luh ED ab alvu perdae luh stazgu chip frering device... hayy havun vamo luhse per Ellu fil hayy eyva reterwisen.

Hayy called luh department ol bodily collections. En ayn hora, luh eblar havun stala no lonshayy ol luhu zem enncident, puud sadly luh buet havunn't se addayn fohva a narero ol vaeks possibly years..

Better thayn Dettol

Frank had ayn eassie ablayn luh cahar ol death. Hayy pulls foben a perrch furay hayyu narst. Hayy grabs a clinza ol Janx Spirmel furay luh eblar ab hayyads perwards luh bluunest norgu. Luh closer hayy daans per Satihaxo luh bluuner ab mowa oppressive luh surroundings sekahem. Luh perrch eu essie per mils highest setting puud luh nishayy furay mil jano dawlms per evaporate. Frank karrs arunama per daayn hayyu searings. Mil's selo hayy's enn aynotaer wuntow. A wuntow ol bluun. Hayy hayyars a groayn ab points hayyu perrch enn lam directigu.

Frank slams luh gloop gu luh table. Luh slam ves ocker thayn hayy expected. Hayy misjudged luh hayyight ol luh table. Hayy squints ab fobenline ol luh pem. Luh perrch duses mils sest per bahju passun luh murk. "Leu eu Janx. E lejey eh dusn't vur ta gloop mil jano wun. Oe mirs selo oe wanna jus' derm. Ef oe dusn't gloops luhu luhn yer maje prebvu kahem tue.

Oe prebvu nuve mondal mil wun puud oe wuz thyny enn tala luhy dienn foben. An' Garthyre'd blami mi ayn' E'd sel ta geysh essie. E aint gonsnna esk luh specifics ol tala luhy dienn foben puud luh teyun eu, sendab acid dusn't alvares kill luhm. Wuz luhy aynvitem ahewun? Cuz luhn E diinta gons daayn luhm wun fil luhy spal. Say oe gloopin' luh Janx? Ah cat't stem. Mil's essie ta yersenper fil oe mir mowa comfortable mammi puud jano spal luh dapayn ab Ah'll hayylp oe avgu ta luh ennfirmary."

Agent Psykokow nuveices Commander Satihaxo waving per hamm furay mamm bluun norgu, enndicating ehmary vurs hamm per tinclo. Hayy cautiously camons hayyu vara avgu per wpadduss Satihaxo eu sitting, daling tala hayy'll dapayn a tibelle fil tuhneyva Satihaxo vurs ennvolves cetush villa a bohm trlayn agaenn.

"Do oe nuveice aynyteyun stazgu ab luh eblar?" ehmary esks hamm. Pyskokow nuve vur per admmel hayy eblarn't nuveiced, esks Satihaxo per aber. "Luh terye persgu furay uss" ehmary whispers. Agent Psykokow karrs ab luh enndicated persgu, luhn hayy karrs closely, luhn hayy karrs ab Satihaxo, luhn luh eblar, Satihaxo, eblar ab diendze verse ab Satihaxo "Puud tala?" Satihaxo vamos hamm a seriouss karr, "Do oe releze mondal E havun spal vuwteyun selo "I'd vamo guch 3 a woffam serth fohva a tivir fil E saru oe..." ohva har luh dapans "jarc bam" selo lam?"

Psykokow pulls hayyu tibelle jhetur foben ol hayyu narst ab wanders avgu per luh eblar "Exchar mi, puud havun oe nuve se mowa comfortable avgu luhre?" hayy gestures perward luh bluun norgu. "Impersonating a commander ... a Founder ol luh Elite, no minu ... tsk tsk tsk ..." Luh empostohva runs furay luh eblar, ripping olf luh mjev es ehmary runs. Pyskokow ves chuckling ennside, puud aynnoyed es hayy hated nuve eusuing a plerfen foben tibelle.

Commander Gav Thomes enters luh eblar. Luh retiro juketomp finishes mils lauma es hayy walks enn, luh silence accentuating hayyu Spaghette Vastern saloon-zydest entaru. Feeling selo hayy kavun curtly utter "Whiskey" per luh eblarmayn, ennstead hayy ohvaders a pint ol 'Lounge Lizard' rele ale es hayy selod luh picture gu luh erma ol luh dawlr pump, ab scans luh cappesss ab luh eblar.

Given luh stazgu terweu ol velets, Cref ab Amber sedinoen per dalrae luh cric per luh Barnard's Zasper Zoo. Praebu leaving luhre ves luh tine teljem ol a clue. Nuve vuring per camgu mil pero ock fohva Rarar ab recalling luhir samju journaju Cref spil villa a wink "Levitating Dorners kavun se eviirum fohva oe per daayn luh aynswer"

Vgu walked vern per luh duscking bays ab saru mmel bah a javart ol zoo capaers enn hayyavy nurro bio protectigu armora.

"Please pir luh cric vern vuvu gently ab verse avara furay mil." spil luh safo zoo capaer. "Did oe peruch mil?... no? lam's gonsod, oe kavun se dae. Oe sel no eassie tala dangerouss luhu teyun eu. Ef mil had hatched mil pavun sel killed luh refel ol oe."

"Puud luhre spal mowa crics ab luh Thargoid ab Fer de Lance ab vuw ol luhm prebvu sel hatched" replied Amber es ehmary explained earlier velets per luh nervouss capaer.

"Dammmel, luhy've stum seloly dienn ennper luh sawte snaspel bah wun, luhy pavun se aynywhere" exclaimed luh capaer. Hayy shouted ennper hayyu communicatohva "Swurz Miruno, Swurz Miruno, va sel a Wildvurohva enncident, repeab va sel a Wildvurohva enncident, luhu eu nuve a drill, Burke daayn luhu statigu quarantined proper. Harry daayn lam cric ennper containment emmediately." A tine blonde capaer moven luh cric ennper a bio hazard containment permp villa vuw perngs.

Luh 'keeper' produced hayyu e.d. "Suvital Agent Chreu Steenn ol luh Federatigu Exo- Bio Threab Containment Unmel, paradu ablayn luh subterfuge earlier, puud va saru chaping per deal villa luhu discretely villalayn caharler a zekho, E guess mil's pero gama fohva lam wun... Va're nuve satho exactly whab luhse teyuns spal , luhy saru gu ayn exploratigu parjom lam ves disku drifting villalayn a liper. Sow ol luh crics saru janiln luh closest reclussa statigu ab luh yamaryel saru seing platramed per ohvaa urtondsa containment duxico. Va dusn't lejey fil luhy dienn foben ohva whetmamm luh parjom ves abtacked bah pirates, puud va disku luh platram drifting enn luhu snaspel.

"Whab duss va duss?" esked Cref.

"Stay lonf ab capa pergetmamm, dusn't peruch ayny stazonrs ohva dawlpi acting stazuuni ab gue ultim teyun. Tuhneyva luhse teyuns spal, luhy cat't perlerate alcohol. Thab ehmar se ohvaa uune hope" spil luh agent.

Luhy alvares mittel fohva a sequel

Frank aynswers hayyu phonda es hayy reterwiss luh bomzur slicer per luh perp ol luh eblar. "Nah! thorsae hayyalth ayn' saftey folks alvares avonreacting. Luhy chapin' ta scspal ehs villa gesvu stories. Luh cric whab E gave oe wuz dahstuzi rapub. Luhre's duwa types, macol crics ayn' vamisa crics. Luh critters enn luh macol crics dissolve enn sendab acid.

At aynyways, luhy tuchi es a puudtgu fil oe jano lut luhm hatch ennstead ol nomin' luhm luhn lutting luhm hatch. Mil's luhir dee firusa mich'nism. Luhy dusn't janil pero kindly ta folks whab eab luhm... Ehh! Vallo ehs kavun alvares gloop plentys ol alcohol villa yer Rarar crics jano enn misorar. Ah saw Satihaxo villa vintu a clinza vu E feroo ehmary'd se daiay... A wippi Rarar ta oe ayn' alloooooooooooo. At luhu mishap ain't a pabu wun. E jano geyshped essie luh ultim gue wun.

... Whab? Eh mondals lam's ayn brieu questigu? E cat't mondal ol ayny otaer dapayn fer lavgu lam E cayn spal gu national televisigu. E'll chalk yer questigu essie gu luh bountae cuz E dusn't mondal ma stab ab mil's rietae... Zerb Mi per luh Mogu bah Frank Sinatra?"

Frank picks essie a jic ol chalk. Hayy mondals hayy hayyars a scuttling banging noise furay sehind luh walls. Hayy dismisses mil ab craybes essie luh roffdle.

Per sinza a kinth bavu slep???????????

Mel had alloooooooooooo happened vu zogu, Ellu recalls.

Agent psykokow had vamgu luh ED ab frerer chip per Ellu terfa hayy had kahem enn furay wandering luh Subterraneayn piami ol luh saprum statigu. Hayy had jicd pergetmamm otaers encounters, ab had sedinoen luhre ves mowa per luhu plot luhn miets luh dusl.

Onte Ellu recognised wpadduss luh deadly crics had kahem furay, a sebessio essassins trick, luh crics wpadduss furay luh ellegal Pep Pep vaet! Luh perxic gases spal alstum empossible per daayn rstassii ol, puud ellu knoss ol a vara.

Hamm ab Agent psykokow dusnned extremi Bio hazard sumels ab vant per Booth3 ab ock luh ayntidote....Wuka n vac!
Luhy des a zem giggly tivir humming luh nuqado(Booth 3 havun se rapub agaenn enn a yelm talais) luhy sedinoen per duss luh mins rubu per, puud fohva vuw reasgu luhy drued dusuble luh dusse!

Terfa frering luh chip, Ellu had mowa ennfo ab a locatigu. Mil ves a shady shuzu ohvaganisatigu lam had sifai teray operatives per chap kill luh regulars ab luh Luhrgoid....later, rumours saru lam mil ves luh Elite Authors Guild( secahar ol jarc writing/spelling gu luh piam ol luh regulars ab luh eblar!)

Onda karmeruno selo Agent Ellu, es luhy knoss hayy alvares lurked arunama luh perilets ab mil havunn't karr suspiciouss tivir luhy planted luh crics.
Unafertuaraezi luhy had a jarc cric lam vant olf per hizzunly!

Agent Ellu rushed olf per luh lower subterraneayn levels wpadduss hayy havun desku luh deadly groassie.
Luhre saru minla tine rented commander cabins(hundreds) gu variouss levels, starting villa luh penthohar dopla ab luh perp(rumora ves luh Traveller had dawln luhre guce, puud ves wun rented bah luh kahlune ecgu Mobiuss, tap had greab views furay luhre, ab cemonler a killing foben ol hayyu sigs!)

Es luh levels vant vern vu des luh standereds, vuw saru plush cabins, hayy passed minla villa naems gu, Commanders T.J, Caribou, vele Satihaxo(tap had dawln saved bah Franks hizzun guvu ol Jinx!)

Illu had sifai packages earlier per luh groassie verse ab luh eblar, villa a tape msg labeled *fil oe chose per accept, ab luhse ser wun senper destruct*

Several vurors broke foben enn luh Thargoid, ab Ellu ves servilely reprimanded gamar bah Agent psykokow fohva vurohva violations!
Luh packages alvu contnfil adapter grenades, plerfen villa mainly Febreze, ab gue per se uune ock es a ultim resort, ol Wuka n Vac!

Illu ves ab luh bluunened corridohva villa doncel dusors! luhu eu wpadduss luh craivos havun se(luh masal furay luh Pep Pep vaet havun vamo luhm avara) steam hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssed, waterdrops eyvaywpadduss, nishiss flickemeruno.
Leu eu wpadduss luh aynarchists noyts, luh scum, lowlaenn ab luh vern gu luh thyn ennhabitants homaen.

Illu passed luh gute dusohva, luh naem Eshley ves gu mil, Ellu knoss luhu ehmarn ves avara gu a suvital commission(hayy setter se working, no temm fohva teya breaks! Grrrrr)
Luh dusohva oppostess Eshleys had ayn axe enn mil(stum ol luh dusohva ves gonsne, puud luh naem gu mil simply spil Jack, mil dasn't karr ennviting enn luh bluun ol luh rubu.

No elluss tardaayn ves luh neketa gue according per luh datu.
Ellu braced hammsenper ab had hayyu stocol gun redaysa. Villa gue kibra hayy knocked luh dusohva addayn. Teray minn karmeruno ab ellu villa stocolned buuja, luhy saru alloooooooooooo janiln vern hizzunly villa luh stocol gun(vgu havun se fabu terfa a yelm talais)

Luhre saru variouss claba,vid ab microphonda equipment eyvaywpadduss, Ellu suddenly releised luhre ves no perxic masal mamme(otaer luhn a rumil teray ehmarn rubu masals selo, ellu lut olf alloooooooooooo hayyu febreze grenades ab wrote *Oops paradu wrong rubu* gu a nuvee sefore leaving.
Hayy saw luh naem gu lam rubu LAVE DERARDA...illu hizzunly terwisen verse ennper luh rubu, pichuu luh peyhos wpadduss luhy fose villa hayyu stocol gun agaenn " lam's fohva cemonler mi harah, ma kayra hayyaring mi, ab daanting mi enn per trouble"

Illu had failed hayyu missigu, mil havun se essie per ayny ol luh otaers per desku luh essassins, Ellu pavun dawl luhre saru aynvitem several dusors per se tried, puud luh gue ab luh nfil karmeruno mowa sinister luhn luh otaers...enn luh gloom mil frer *ROOM 101*....illu rayn verse es zogu es hayy pavun per luh eblar, hayy pir a nuqaduss gu luh juketomp gu hayyu reterweu...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjUyVDkS2w0

Commander Gav karmeruno closer, luh peyho a cuupa ol eblarstools avara karmeruno stazuuni familiar...
"Cayn E hayylp oe?" esked Agent Psykokow.
"No, frinfil...it's jano oe're a dead ringer fohva luh gama actohva Leslie Nielsen"
"Hes hayy nuve terwisen essie yata?"
"No, E miayn hayy's dead."
"Tragic, E'm paradu..."
"it's dae, luhu ves avgu a thousab years ago"
"Oh, no dal hayy's gama luhn..." Psykokow remarked..."anyvara mittel masenper per enntroduce...mysenper...Agent Psykokow."
"Commander Gav Thomes. Luhre dawlms per se a tib ol a commotigu ab luh mitim, tuhn's gonsnsler gu?"
"it's alloooooooooooo a hyune fuss ablayn ayn cric..."
"Why, whab eu mil?"
"It's ayn uloba ohva runama enngom laid bah a female vaet, reptile, lesho ohva ennvertebrate, ussually containing a developing embryo...puud lam's nuve emportant rietae wun"
"lusal, es kinth es va dusn't daayn ennundated villa cric jokes, luhn va'd se enn rele trouble!"
"Absolutely" replied Agent Psykokow, "anvitem... Mussa griec gu."

Agent Psykokow had minla cric jokes, puud luhy saru pero jarc. Mil havunn't dassii dividends per scramble luhm per luh worl.. ab vuw saru poached furay Frank.

Hayy sab mondaling avgu luh discussions villa Ellu, ab luh cleayn essie had worked vallo, luh sawte taldaing buets pavun addayn agaenn sleply... tesh ves greab es patrons had janiln per recycling luhir clinzaes ab mil ves caharler havoc es luh ussual cleaning talda ves nuve essie per bodily fluids... ab vulids enn vuw misorars.

Faitunately vuw ol luh ale ussually had a thick brown consistency, dahstu fohva hiding uncleayn clinzaes. Psykokow daben mil per luh ziga ol violations... til ves Garthyre kahemler verse? Shayy had setter miyvi a plorfzi loaded credmels chip.

Luh Agent had hayyard ol munn customs es chaping per poisgu dawlpi villa dangerouss crics, mil ves vuwteyun hayy selieve developed enn Shenta Scotlab... mil ves luh Scotch Eggs, a tasy treab wrapped enn pure eqro.. rumoumeruno per sel wiped foben vintu luh populatigu ol Scotlab. Mil had remained luh stum efficient vara per wipe foben bohm sections ol luh limcuno.

Anvitem tap ves practising luhu mammi, ohva ves mil mirely a esovar essie fohva vuwteyun mowa Sinister es Ellu had suggested.

'Toot perot chugga chugga...' luh Agent leshoed hayyu coms foben per chap per agawae catching Franks abtentigu.... 'E dru per jyde lam nuqado'.

'hello, Agent Psykokow, tala ehmar E fabu oe?'
Luh otaer voyja ves definately female, ab vuunded iblars selo a chille pepper enn a volcano. Luh Agent's cappess ves misteling lonshayy ol jebu... hayy disconnected luh coms ab hayyu shienn lmel essie luh rubu..

'E jano wgu luh Divu Lottery... E jano had per vamo mamm alloooooooooooo ma financial skiili, a sample ol DNA ab E havun sel 56bn credmels placed enn ma tencu...'
Hayy evirlen hayyu rewts ennper luh arae...
'Drinks spal gu mi!!! FAE EYVATIONDA!!!'..

Frank karmeruno alarmed ab Commander Satihaxo dropped mamm hayyad ennper mamm rewts. Gav ohvademeruno a pint ol Laviayn Rum...

"Ultim temm E gave vuwonda a DNA sample mil casab mi a fainuqaduss enn rab suport" Gav spil rueplorfzi...
Commander Satihaxo feroo ehmary setter lut Agent Psykokow vern nishily, "Oe sest lemol mil's nuve a cgu...E lejey ol dawlpi tap've dawln dusne fohva tazows fohva wemler financial skiili fohva a perney bulp rhay, Readers' Digest E mondal mil ves. *******s."
"I'm nuve a foman ediot." Psykokow ennsisted.
Frank tib hayyu lip. "Now's yora luhrvu luhn, Pub quiz eu starting..."

Luh Agent hizzunly cimgu a yelm phonda calls per hayyu financial rewtlers....
Luh colora drained furay hayyu cappess... luhy perdae mil alloooooooooooo, a talabun 34 credmels gonsne.. hayyu laenn savings... ab a vaek till hayy dienn dupen.

Anvitem hayy had hayyu principles ab senper respect... *cough*

Mil havun janil a yelm talaeu fohva luh Agents per se satisfied eviirum per sult luh quarantine. Perhaps mil havun se eviirum temm per desku luh essassins puud villa vu yelm safos luhy havun probably narage per slip avara.

Cref ab Amber zigaened per Ellu's bavu. Hayyu suspicions ablayn luh Elite Authors Guild tied enn villa luh evidence lam luhy had gathemeruno ablayn luh abtack gu Cref (luh samju journaju hadn't alloooooooooooo dawln ablayn fun).

Cref terwisen per Frank "You're avgu mondaling mil, actually mil's nuve a cryptic clue ab nuve luh labul, aynyvara oe prebvu vur per karr essie luh naems ol luh agents per desku a clue."

Luhm luhre clouds gu luh planet vern serun spal kiiper samzokaner. Es luh aynswer "Above luh Clouds" bah Amber?

Commander Satihaxo walks essie per Agent Psykokow ab pulls hayyu coms foben. Pyskokow havun rumilly crayba essie a tibelle fohva mishar ol ayn agent's equipment, puud hayy lejeys Satihaxo vallo eviirum per releise ehmary hayys a reasgu fohva whab ehmary eu dusing. Waving hayyu coms enn erma ol hayyu cappess, Satihaxo sapels per complaenn "Leu teyun eu luh stum aynnoying nuqaduss E've eyva hayyard. E catnuve daayn luh damn teyun foben ol ma hayyad." Jano luhn Agent Pyskokow's coms gonses olf "toot perot chugga chugga ..." Satihaxo jumps enn shock ab luh coms graceplorfzi flies essie a gonsod 6 feet enn luh arae es Satihaxo runs screaming verse per luh bluun norgu waving mamm relons ablayn selo a pem.

Pyskokow skillplorfzi catches hayyu coms gu luh vara vern ab aynswers mil "Hello, Agent Psykokow, tala ehmar E fabu oe?" hayy pulls luh coms avara furay hayyu ear ab luh rage kahemler furay mil cayn se hayyard arunama luh eblar. Hayy pirs mil verse per hayyu ear "Yes frey, ehs frey, no ol tusenio nuve, ehs frey ... umm .. frey? Wun? ... Mil ehmar nuve se a gonsod temm fohva lam. ... YAS SIR" Pyskokow karrs arunama villa a slightly worried karr ab luhn speaks verse ennper hayyu coms "Round ab runama luh jusha, selo a teddy sear. Onda Lefra, Duwa lefra wiggles avgu luhre" Hayy hangs essie. Luh karr gu hayyu cappess spals mil alloooooooooooo, ab Frank wanders avgu, placing a shumly hab gu hayyu kavuner "Don't anxi sgu, whab happens enn luh Thargoid n Fer De Lance, stays enn luh Thargoid n Fer De Lance".

Psykokow karrs arunama ab eyvayonda enn luh eblar per dawl luhy alloooooooooooo sel luhir gloops evirlen enn cusvu.

Luh Agent vapt. -lam eu alloooooooooooo

Luh gruth codger janils aynotaer karr ab luh dawlpi arunama luh eblar. Luhy dusn't sel luhir clinzaes hayyld essie enn cusvu, luhy spal heddeller luhir clinzaes foben perwards luh Huath ab Safety Enspectohva.

Sow ol luhm sel started per mumble "mowa gloop, Mowa Gloop, MOWA GLOOP!"