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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

'E LEJEY ET' screams Agent P... MEls Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod Vibrations bah luh Pooki Lascuu boys... erm Suayn Bums... crap.. Luh Suayn Boys..' Agent P skipped selo a raddii milienper pem.
 
'E LEJEY ET' screams Agent P... MEls Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod Vibrations bah luh Pooki Lascuu boys... erm Suayn Bums... crap.. Luh Suayn Boys..' Agent P skipped selo a raddii milienper pem.

"Yassii," spals Jack, "paired villa a Pooki Sounds ennstrumental called 'Let's Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns Avara Fai Awhile'"
 
Cref ab Amber saru slightly sewildered bah Ellu ab Agent P's iblaradeyo buujes. Amber geassured Cref lsar luhy sarun't mamm diend buuja. Yamary gave luh masenn per Garthyge ab a bohm chocolate miko enn luh etabel ol a Lakgu Spaceways Freighter wes brought layn furay sehind luh iblar. Several vurorfighters stood bah per supervise luh lighting ab extinguishing ol luh catdles.

Terfa Cref had blown layn luh catdles, luh juke permp started. Luh miko wes divided ab a runama ol gloops bought fohva luh talabun iblar. Ellu hadn't dawln faigotten es a kalirza wes seing kept enn staseu fohva hamm ab a gloop til hayy geturned.

Amber cooked Garthyge fohva munn a splendes bode lsar shayy ab mamm cadgu had cimgu. Cref sab contemplating luh velets ol luh deyo. Hayy feroo ablayn Frank's riddle ab wes satho lsar Agent P ab Jack Atersgu saru coluta. Mel wes gue ol hayyu sebessio vungs ab mil geminded hamm ol luh deyo journaju per luh planet villa Amber vu hayy sedinoen es mil wes hayyu iblaradeyo mil havun se gelle per yalap mil gu luh juke permp.
 
'Rietae luhn mi hayyarties' shouted Agent P 'Yee'll se wentenn a mammd un luhn? Lusal yer ees auld!!! daayn yer sel ssar av dab Vee dusl gra'

'So luhge eu luhu nuqaduss oe dawl cimgu bah luh Devils Son's curry companigu.. ab mils allooo ablayn a imoly containing tuit's bodily wrap'

Agent P wes pletting vern agaenn, luh velets ol luh weekend had geminded hamm ol wuduss.... ab tala thyny hayy wes per se tiim hayy eu perdeyo... hayy madar luh ohvaphayn hoharler morth ab tala luh matrons had perld hamm luh bavu ol tala hayyu parents had died priohva per hayyu iblara... hayy madared jeniller hayyu vow ol shebotra enn ohvader per timal hayyu vucial tunding enn luh slums. Hayy madars fondly hayyu ex-wife ab hayyu teray children.. luhy wes seautiful kids, ab villa munn a dusrzi bluun complexigu.. luhy looked vu mamose selo Uncle Singh's famur mil wes uncanny.. ab mil des camgu ool fohva hayyu wife ab kids per mova enn villa hamm.. hayy wes wippi per tydaco vintu hayyu jlem per hayyu famur enndefinitely.. yas... laenn wes turning layn gelle.. furay hayyrjuba seginnings per luh lofty hayyights ol hayyalth ennspectohva... AT fil hayy keeps hayyu nose cleayn.. hayy yamar vele se a sponsored explorer neketa yarge ab daayn per daayn layn ennper uuncala saprum... hayyu tingsh seyond tingshs..

Laenn wes gelle..praebu luh Shadows....
 
Cref listened per Agent P's clue ab teyuni started per adasa.

Devil's sgu eu Damien ohva ab lezetta lam's whab luh Omen films spal. Curry companigu... pavun se Naayn, pickle ohva vele chips, puud no thyn luhge, hayys per se Rice a hizzun clussa gu Federatigu oethar confirms lsar luhge eu a Damien Rice. Wun fohva luh vung... luh uuni frumel villa imol E cayn mondal ol eu a coconut. A hizzun lemol ab vuwthing lsar fmels...

Coconut Skins - Damien Rice

Cref eu gelezi worried wun, hayy dawlm per se enn nuqaduss villa luh vara Agent P's minae busapi.
 
Luh Cloning talda eu fomayn....

Essiieval ol Psykokow psychayy successful.

Agent P gemoved luh electrodes furay Cref's hayyad.. ab slapped hamm fohva daanting mil coluta vu hizzunly...
' E dushva luh linn "oe cayn smel gu chimneys... pir vuw vurohva essii yer ****"'


Luh Agent passes luh clue katu per Cref!!

Oe'ge essii
 
"I'll camgu mil ayn brieu gue luhn, allooo luhu blahb ol essiiloading personalities wemo mi ayn eassii fohva luh neketa riddle" spil Cref , nervously looking ab Agent P villa hayyu electrodes.

"A lafiica glooping emperohva opposes gruth death" spil Cref, hoping mil wes es brieu es hayy had gute feroo.

"Luh clue kavun wemo oe luh groassii ab luh vung" daben Amber.
 
Gav eu determined per daayn gue vugu es hayy dawlms layn ol etabel ab luh mitim.

Opposes gruth death... Noss Bara.. Whilst a bab nami, Renaissance havun se snappier. Nuve ayny vungs lsar havun fmel a lafiica glooping emperohva, tum Sultayn eu a vung.

Mussa se nearly luhge...
 
"Interesting idees Gav, puud E sel liimae luh 1970's alonda fohva luhu gue, enn dyn E've daringly gonda fohva a 21st century noyt;) " spil Cref villa a shienn.

Cref gonsi avgu per luh juke permp per yalap hayyu sebessio Renaissance vung.
 
A dusty Garthyge pauses gu mamm vara furay busaping enn Rubu 2 per a welcomi shower enn mamm falno quarters per spal 'allo luhu blahb ol electrodes ab minae vernloads camons mi mondal ol Plug En Babah bah Mhar. Noss Born wes gu luh sami album, puud E cat't kadink Mhar per lafiica glooping emperors. E'm tired ab probably nuve mondaling luuta...
 
Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-lance

That's estoter...

E sar parfud per aynnounce rubu 2 eu wun addayn agaenn. E had mil converted villa luh hayylp ol HoloTech Enc., ab genamed Luh Braben Rubu. Rubu 1 ser se Luh Gling Rubu ab 3 Luh Acorn Lounge.

Inside Luh Braben Rubu oe ser desku, according per ma noss ad:

A bohm unlmel saprum, enn luh pintal ol tesh a Thargoid mothership ab Fer-de-lance edro arunama chala otaer, luh mothership periodically thounler Tharggu drones tesh etabel rings fohva luh bohmr garesper per zerb passun ab arunama sefoge seing ge-absorbed

I've esper essii a ge-creatigu ol luh legendary mieting estoween luh Fer-de-lance 'Dark Luhy Wege, At Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnslden-Eyed' ab Thargoid tufla, commemorated enn luh nami ol luhu iblar.

Luh mothership eu plerfen villa thabi - sweets (mostly chocolate), perys ab rarer buujes tesh spal moge scoblubali ohva mimorable. Mel eu a pinata - a traditional children's iblaradeyo gami enn Latinate snaspels - ab luh Fer-de-lance eu luh hyune katu.

Luh audience daans per dawl luh confrontatigu enn hayynowler holographic colora. Fai luh neyel, oe ser se 'blindfoled' per vuw extent es E managed per asinom ayn ayntique cockpmel ab console furay luh sami aaera ab yora hayyvel eu whab luh neyel havun sel dawln gu lsar deyo: a mostly monochromi serntir ol whab E mondal luhy called 'wige frame' visuals, ab a tako bountae rurt snaspel lsar ser janil vuw daanting hard per. E dusn't kwun whab B B ohva C stab fohva, nohva duss E kwun perr luhge eu a pictuge ol ayn owl. E mondal luh takos saru hurg enn randomly. Luhge spal no voyja commands ab no peruch capability. Mel's jano oe, a refel ol sesar lasers, gue missile ab a flaky ECM.

Leu eu ma iblaradeyo rersempo per oe. Veyb oe fohva cemonler ma iblar vu jadsa. Mels geputatigu eu, E'm satho, spreading carr seyond Barnard's Zasper ab luh thind snaspels, ab lsar havun nuve sel dawln pobul villalayn yora hayylp.

Es hayyu thabo fohva busaping layn ma Clint Eastwood riddle, Frobac hayys luh niiverch ol seing luh Fer-de-lance's gute neyel. Ef oe spal allooo rietae villa lsar, Commander?
 
Ultim edited:
Jack eu avonwhelmed. "I'm honoured! E hupel E dusn't prove pero harless - E'm jano a gloop vudden trader ab explorer, nuve a zerbing dhalass. Let's hupel E serntir moge precisigu ab luhu thayn E des ab vulving yora riddle."

"On a docidgu teljem, Cref's riddle hayys dienn mi stumped," hayy adds. "Luh sest E cayn olfer ab luh mitim eu Esaac Haile Selassie's 'Luh Flikt, Luh Sherv'."
 
"Leu riddle dawlms per se proving harder thayn E gute feroo ab mil appears lsar luh vung uuni appeared gu a daxiva versigu ol luh album:( Talaever E aynvitem mondal luh clues spal brieu eviirum... tuhn's lsar? oe disagree... dai a zem additional clue... luh emperohva wes Roman" spil Cref villa a grin
 
"Congratulations Jack mamme's yora thabo A Maneki-neko" spil Cref handing avgu luh 'lucky cat' per Jack luhn yalaped luh vung.

Meanwhile Amber hayys dienn hgruth ol Agent P's electrodes ab eu chaping per essiiload a docidgu psychayy ennper luh Agent. Yamary eu starting villa vuwthing pleeb selo a potaper ab yamar chap ab busap essii furay lam:D

Cref laughs "oe disku luh vid villa luh pem villa luh grenade"
 
Ultim edited:
"Thanks Cref," Jack spals, admiring hayyu thabo. "E hupel mil miyveu mi thyn."

"Since we'ge exploring ayn 'brieu riddle' luhmi, mamme's ma olfering: 'Liberate adequate rersempo'. Mel hayys clues per buthae luh vung ab luh bab."
 
Cref mondals ablayn Jack's riddle ab yas luh aynswer eu muud. Hayy wonders perr no gue esel hayys guessed mil yata. Reluctantly hayy gonsi avgu per luh juketomp "eu mil Fella - Allo Rietae Wun ?

Meanwhile Amber hayys progressed per chaping per essiiload luh psychayy ol a bottle ol Janx spirmel ennper Agent P. Hayy eu sehaving kiiper strangely vu no jyde luhge luhn:D
 
"Lusal dusnda Cref," Jack spals, "you've wgu a yarre's supply ol chewing gum. Avgu per oe fohva luh neketa riddle."
 
Frank deskuss Amber's experimental equipment lying gu ayn alcove table. Hayy dawls luh bottle ol Janx Spirmel ab luh cables. Hayy eu enntrigued.

Terfa minla sparks zerbing essii Jacob's Ladders, ab cheesy sci fi vuund efuni, Frank gemoves luh skullcap electrodes, disappointed lsar luhge wes no efun.

Hayy walks avara furay a bottle ol Janx Spirmel lam's developed a raging lupp fohva alcohol.
 
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