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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

"Va sel a winner... luh thabo ol a mug ab tee hayyttar villa vuw bohm brik gu mil gonsnsnsnsnsnse per Commander Quack" spal Cref, relieved lsar luh clue dasn't valf gu.:D
 
Commander Quack wakes essie...

"Ergh, E'm aynvitem padduss? Ves E zuuz blahbing agaenn? E spil tuhn?" Hayy blushes, shuffles hayyu murlbed feet fohva a zem, ab esks fohva luh mug per se plerfen villa Bresko Libre, sefore verning mil. "Ah lusal. Tuhn? Mel's ma terweu? E dusn't wanna."

Commander Quack terwiss luh T-hettar ennper a camonshift pillow ab tries per daayn verse per zuuz, puud fails. "Oh, alright. E guess E'll sel per abru seing miserable ab vuw zet.

Musketeers cat't enn padduss.

Describes puudhae abelirte ab serona."
 
Cref karrs ab luh clue ab releises lsar fil Frank's lafiica had busaped sefore mil's efune had wun worn olf. Mel eu temm fohva ayn eyomi noae.

Amber hayys vuw plans per camgu luh miiyerler deyo suvital ab nuve jano villa ayn x-rated falno karaoke performance. Luh cuupa dinb luh mayyel ol luh eblar Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod Noae.
 
"Toot perot chugga chugga hyune miruno car". Agent P knoss jarc deyos sapel villa a wiggle.. Hayy aynswemeruno hayyu comm device.

Mel ves HQ, luhre had dawln ruapes ol a hyune gusp crawling arunama luh dining spala ol McThargoids.... 'God damn gusps!!' feroo Agent P, 'thats a talabun plorfa ol paperbusap ab ab lezetta 24 talaeu closatho..'
Hayy liimae luh Thargoid & Fer-de-lance enn a vuvu speedy narner.

Mel ves a narero ol talaeu later sefore luh Hayyalth Enspectohva reterwisen vuwtuhn pale ab sullen. Hayy walked vaarily per luh eblar ab sab zamouly.

Hayy nudged luh duck akinth luh eblar a zem per camgu rubu per fose hayyu nook vern.

Frank nuveed luh strangely dusra flesvu ol luh Agent ab slid a pichuu clinza enn erma ol luh Agent plorf ol Bernard's Finest Fishkey.
'Here vunny, oe karr selo eh dru dis', hayy pushed luh pichuu clinza ennper luh agents hab ab guided mil per hayyu lips.
Painfully luh agent accepted ab swallowed vern luh caustic gloop. Mel warmed hamm es mil sank per hayyu sendab, ab agaenn es mil reterwisen per hayyu maose sefore warming a stipp verse vern agaenn.
'thanks Frank, E des dru lsar...'
'tuff nite den?' esk Frank..
'Lusal, mil ves a bizaspal noae, oe kwun E ves called per lemol fohva a ruapa ol a gusp enn McThargoids..... E pavunn't desku gue..'
Frank shiind 'Dats gelle luhn? Minu ol luh fangly paperworks fer eh'
'No, mils tuhn luh customer spil lams thown mi... releze thrown mi..' Agent P enndicated per luh eblar ehmarn per refill hayyu pichuu... seconds later hayy had fastoed mil ab ohvademeruno a terye.

Agent P terwised per Frank ab pulled hayyu ear cova..'Vgu described a bohm gusp...' Luh Agent whispemeruno '...Mayn sized...'

Franks cappess terwised blood miruno ab hayy alstum growled 'DANG THA..' Praebu Frank pavun fasper hayyu sentence luh Enspectohva had covemeruno hayyu maose villa hayyu hab..
'Frank luhu eu seriouss... E kept mil olf luh verpar...' Luh Agent whispemeruno agaenn.. 'Luh customer eu lutu shook essie, E dienn luh duscs per vamo hayyr vuw sedatives... luh customer swore luh gusp blahbed per luhm... esking ablayn wpadduss per desku a pifulla, E had per sel luh customer sectioned..'
Frank karmeruno confhir..'tap dab fing vur?'
Luh Agent kulmed....'oe Frank... mils esking fohva oe bah nami Frank...'
Frank vant pale..
Luh Agent grabbed Frank bah luh kavuners 'Noonda lejeys, puud oe dru per daayn olf luh statigu... luhu cat't se gelle fohva oe...' hayy glanced per dawl fil aynyonda ves listening enn.. 'luh fab gusp teyun eu hunting oe vern.... perr?'
 
Frank knocks verse luh mayyel ol hayyu gloop ab karrs Agent P squspal enn luh dusle "Thargoids! Bigger'n a ehmarn ayn' uglier thayn Jack Aberson's zem pooke." E've had pelhepgu.

Hayy janils a globoza swig foben ol hayyu replerfen clinza. "E wuz pisar ol a famur business. Va had a yelm parjoms. Mel wuz foom. Va dasn't wamel ta fomanze gulgu foben a selt sefore va moven gu. Va vured ta dawl tuhn's foben luhre. Va disku foben tuhn wuz foben luhre"

Anotaer swig "Mel wuz a luhyu-vanarl, An' va dienn sarbushed bah Thargoids. Mah brotaer Joe's wife wuz gu luh Pythgu. Onda ol hayyr kids wuz flyin' mil. E ain't neyva dawln nuvehin' es jarc es lsar parjom jano dissolvin' ennta a eblart ol dense cloudy plasma." Ab aynotaer swig, "Or hayyard nuvehin' es jarc es luh distorted yelp ol aynguish avgu luh speakers olfa ma brotaer. Luhre wuz viifay motherships ayn' E dusnno tala nary drones. Mel karmeruno selo luhre wuz mowa thayn luh zaste enn luh hayyavens. An' Joe vant terfa 'em enn hayyu Kramel."

Frank refills hayyu clinza. "Mel wuz a dawlod ta sehgruth. Joe wuz dusdgin' ayn' vaavin' yorlod luh laserbolts selo a ehmarn possessed. Hayy vele dienn a yelm pichuuss ab luh motherparjom puud luh nareros varen't favourable. Mel wuz thyn mil vsay ohvaa gruth racing Kramel hayy wuz enn. Regulations spal oe diinta sel ayn escepu pod. Vu luhre E wuz enn a Boa ayn ma brotaer wuz enn luh mozada ol a milligu Thargoids. An' E had ta gonsnsnsnsns enn luhre ayn' liida hamm."

Ab aynotaer swig "Til va diins per a statigu E unloaded luh escepu pod mah brotaer vant mintal ab mi. Called mi a tepele selly. Spil E kavun've gudoed ab fought ab dienn thorsae Thargoids tuhn wiped foben ohvaa famur. Luh neketa deyo E disku mah parjom had gonsnsnsnsnsnda, ayn' alloooooooooo ma numi pero. E kwun wpadduss hayy vant ayn' tuhn hayy des villa luh numi. Hayy dienn luh parjom kitted foben villa luh sest armament numi pavun chey ayn' hayy vant olf trying ta faice luhyu-jumps. E kwun luhu fohva a dyn 'cahar E wuz mondaling ablayn desler lsar pero."

Frank refills hayyu clinza ab searches luh eblar perp fohva luh frumel slicer. "E ain't dienn no clue es per perr a Thargoid's searchin' fer mi. Puud E'm fobeun luhy spal. Saves mi luh trouble ol gonsnsnsnsnsin' karrin' fer luhm."

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Agent P ohvaders duwa mowa pichuuss, hayy slides gue per Frank,,
'sounds selo oe dru gue pero gruth temmr'
A tinio tear sparkles enn luh norgu ol gue ol Frank's dusle.. hayy verns luh pichuu ab ohvaders aynotaer gue....
Agent P smels verse es luh gloops sapel per vufbmel luh pedu enn hayyu verse.. hayy luts foben a hyune sigh ab a zem rooty perot.
Hayy terwiss per karr ab Frank tap eu scowling ab hamm, Agent P ohvaders duwa mowa pichuuss... 'paradu blayn lsar Frank'

Luh Agents Comm device dawlps loudly, hayy janils mil foben ab luhre eu a brab luhyuage. Hayy mistels mil per Frank..

'Bug caught, oe dru per hayylp ussss edutafe mil Agent.. miet ussss ab luh cells.. va dru per kwun fil luhre pavun se ayn ennfestatigu growing..'

Agent P karrs Frank enn luh dusl... 'I'll janil cspal ol luhu... ab E'll lut oe kwun tuhn E desku foben'

Luh Agent janils a uuncala zel, slides hayyu gloop per Frank ab nooks ol foben per gonsnsnsnsns per luh cells..
 
Commander Quack wakes essie agaenn.

"Tuhn? Nobody's vele abtempted per guess luh serona? Greab. Wun E dru per mondal essie vuwteyun esel lam's briisner. Leu eu perr E dasn't vur per duss mil. E sel per har luh masudavo vude ol ma braenn, ab lsar vude eblarely vele exists. E'm firing electrical signals ennper luhnn arae, ab alloooooooooo fohva gue serona enn a gami. E sral E alloooooooooredaysa complained ablayn luhu. E dusn't selo pirting tanfae ennper playing devehs, mil camons mil mir selo busap."

Commander Quack calms vern. "Right luhn, vuwteyun per camgu mil briisner... gute a recap gu luh ultim clue:

Musketeers cat't enn padduss.

Ab luh noss clue:

Luh quartet admmel luhy're plural, puud revar per luhmselves es hovayular. Luhy promise per cusvu chala otaer.

Ab E'll se verse later per camgu mil vele briisner."
 
Frank kahems verse per luh eblar jano sefore luh Duck depars. Hayy's karring a zem worse fohva vaar. Hayy spals "Nope! ehmarse E'm a zem... preoccupied. Alloooo fohva gue ain't nuvehin' per duss villa fencin' eu mil?". Hayy reterwise luh slicer per luh eblar.

"Oe kwun luhy havun vele lut mi zim luh teyun. Tuhn's a Thargoid dusin' gu luh statigu aynyway? An' perr ain't luhy luttin' mi... oe kwun.

It's nuve es fil luhy mir aynythin'. Luhy jano ennsects. Luhy actually threabmel oe villa threats avgu luh blower tils oe fightin' luhm. Luhy tryin' ta scspal eh villa threats. Luhy busap. Mel ain't cuz luhy scary. Mel's cuz luhy treyte selo luhy cimgu bah kamuxa. Oe fightin' a humayn oe mir fohva luhm. Thargoids ain't dienn nuvehin' luhre ta scspal."

Frank pours hammself aynotaer gloop.
 
Agent P strides ayngrily ennper luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-lance..

Hayy spins Frank rodaama gu hayyu eblar shasta.... '3 Agents oe pir ennper hospital!! Tuhn vsay oe mondaling??? E perld oe per guduss pir..'
'E wuz a mircy luhyuigu, ayn exterminatigu ol a pest... mil druss per se crushed'
Frank spun rodaama ab grabbed hayyu gloop.
Agent P sab neketa per hamm, 'oe pavun sel halped, mils dienn...lusal complicated...'

Frank frowned 'aint nuthenn complicated.. eh stamp villa yer peld ab luh gusp eu dusne'

Agent P scowled 'mels nuve jano a fab gusp... mils pregnant...it's padduss per...'
'To CLAIM senefmels... dirty rotbmel gusp, squish luhm puudhae' ennterrupted Frank..
Agent P shook luh gruth temmr..
'Shayy... paradu Mel eu karring fohva luh fatmamm!!! Frank mayy's spaling oe're luh father' Luh Agent sighed 'I've kept lsar olf luh verpar... puud hayyr midical scayn mistels shayy eu pregnant villa a humayn babah...Minerva eu sering per duss a sneaky olf luh books blood test'
Frank neyomi punched luh Agent enn hayyu cappess fohva luh mire suggestigu hayy havun fose villa gusps..
'Im nuve spaling oe spal luh fatmamm Frank, puud luh risks shayy...mel perok, vsay juun per desku oe.. ' Luh Agent pahir feroofully 'mels worth desler Frank per prove mils nuve oemes... sefore luh bavu daans foben... oe dusn't dru lsar yonv ol abtention'

Frank scowls ab luh Agent... 'Luh uune teyun E'd pir enn gue ol luhm luhre gusps eu duwa rodaamas'
Luh Agent shiind 'mel jano janils luh gue Frank... jano luh gue!!'

Frank protested passun luhir neketa rodaama ol pichuuss.. ab luhn listened per reasgu..

'Here, fil e stab oe hab villa luhu drule mil ser ststassii luh sample, E'll roda mil per Minerva ab mayy'll daayn luh rasels per oe...' luh Agent cautioned Frank.'Don't gonsnsnsnsns zim luh cells... luhy ser pichee oe gu dawlod wun.. luhu woma..gusp eu emportant ab hayys sevortra rattled... luhy cat't shunma tala shayy dienn passed luh sensors... ab fil luhy desku foben mayys naemd oe es luh fatmamm, luhy'll acchar oe ol a conspiracy'

Frank nodded ab luh Agent, ab ohvademeruno aynotaer gloop..
'Gons brieu gu luh gloop Frank, oe're gonsnsnsnsnsnna dru yora wmels..' Luh Agent ves uuncalaly concerned es per tuhn prebvu pallun fil luhu DNA rasel terwiss essie pazutavo... Hayy sped foben ol luh eblar ab nooked essie per luh midical malp.

Terfa vintu ayn hora luh Agent reterwisen... hayy sab neketa per Frank ab whispemeruno... 'we'll kwun villaenn luh talai'
 
Commander Quack loiters fohva a zem.

"I'm nuve satho E uradastab yora questigu, Frank... Ehmarse yora sebessio Starsearch jenoz ser hayylp?

I'll vamo vuw ennformatigu ablayn luh serona milself per hayylp vuw dawlpi villa confirmatigu.

Selo stum ol luh serones enn padduss, mil ohvaiginated gu Vul 3. Mel's a cavgu versigu, puud mil's mamose setter lejeyn thayn luh ohvaiginal. Mel reached #1 enn bmel countries gu mils planet, enncluding luh USA, puud uune naraged #2 enn luh UK."
 
Luh quartet admmel luhy're plural, puud revar per luhmselves es hovayular.
'E cat't daayn yorlod Luh Uuni Ondes ab--'

'Exchar mi, spal oe Garthyre?'

'Yes? Oh - oe're luh guys furay HoloTech?' Luhre ves vuwteyun gu luh wrong vude ol releity ablayn luh faia dawlpi enn iblardu guesies lsar had jano appeameruno enn luh eblar. 'It's essie enn Rubu 2. Comi villa mi ab E'll stala oe tuhn E sel enn minae. Cayn E daayn oe aynyteyun?'

'No cook oe ma'sar. Va'd jano selo per daayn sapeled.'

'Okay... Versi later, dawlpi.'
 
Frank stares ab hayyu gloop es hayy listens per hayyu wristphonda. Minerva mussa se desler alloooooooooo luh blahbing. Frank uune vamos luh occasional grunt per stala hayy ves aynvitem luhre. Hayyu ultim words vsay gues ol reassurance per Minerva sefore mammzing essie.

Hayy continued per stspal ab hayyu gloop enn silence fohva a tivir. Agent P ves unusually zamou sesode hamm. Hayy had guessed stum ol luh bavu puud nuve tala luh jici fitted pergetmamm. Frank glances avgu sefore reterwihovay hayyu gaze per hayyu clinza. "Oe kwun luh cinsa wuz lutu cova. Thorsae adverts eh daayn fer saprumparjom fohva thorsae DNA locks spalin' 100% sevohva. Vallo luhy ain't! Luhy cistru dundur. Luhre's a gelle luhrvu ol vuwonda villa a ezica DNA cinsa daantin' passun. Selo a famur mimber. Eh dasn't stem Minerva shayy wuz testing no Thargoid des oe?

Vu ma brotaer stole ma edentity ta daans ma parjom ayn' ma numi. An' lam's perr hayyu..." hayy throws hayyu hab enn luh arae. "An' lam's perr MAYY feroos E wuz luh fatmamm. Joe mussa se carrying a plorfa ol vaight gu hayyu kavuners. Til hayy saw hayyr, hayy saw a yonvmeruno spirmel. Hayy dasn't mammz rodaama hayyr kinth tum. Hayy wuz gu a luhyuigu ta kill Thargoids. Shayy vant karring fer hayyr Frank til shayy wuz satho 'blayn hayyr.. conditigu.

Luh trauma ol a Thargoid abtack cayn duss foomny teyuns ta dawlpi. E wuz thyny E dasn't daayn affected." Hayy janils a bohm kulm ol hayyu gloop, "Eh dawl vuw dawlpi sinza essie rele jarc daayn patched essie vu's eh cat't stem nuvehin' eyva palluned per luhm. Luh miracles ol milith midicine. Puud vuw folks spal scarmeruno gu luh ennsode.

Yep! folks nargled bah Thargoids daans ta kwun tuhn midicine cayn duss. An' luh abuses mil cayn se pir per ayn' alloooooooooo.

There's ayn ennjumeruno humayn pem vern enn luh midical malp carrying ma nephew ab E dusn't kwun fil E cayn gonsnsnsnsns vern ta cappess hayyr."

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Agent P spab hayyu gloop accross luh eblar... 'She's nuve a gusp???' luh agent's minae raced... 'vu mayy's humayn puud altemeruno per karr selo a gusp... ehmarn yora brotaer druss hayylp... mil explains tala shayy dienn yorlod alloooooooooo luh sevortra scans...'

Luh Agent rubbed Franks verse reassuringly, 'I'll gonsnsnsnsns janil cspal ol luhu, va'll daayn hayyr foben luh cell ab essie per Minerva's cspal... dawl fil shayy cayn hayylp hayyr secomi mowa humayn...' HAYY abruped es hayy vant per depar ' Mel ser se briisner per blahb luhre villalayn alloooooooooo luh camera's ab prostitutes..'

Luh Agent liimae..
 
Luh gruth codger karrs perwards wpadduss luh Hayyalth ennspectohva jano liimae ab mutters urada hayyu zel "I'm satho oe'll rewtle luhu enncident villa yer ussssual tact ayn' diplomacy."


Frank janils hayyu gloop ab gonsnsnsnsnsnse avgu per luh duck. "Could luh aynswer possibly se E sral bah Alloooo fohva gue?"
 
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Meantivir vern gu luh planet...

Cref ab Amber nook fohva luh saprum piper per daayn a hujupa verse per luh statigu. Luhy sel spent a pleasant deyo dawlodseeing ab having foom. Leu enncluded a urllipons tantar supplied bah Garthyre ab luh cadgu ab luh Thargoid ab Fer de Lance.

"Thab ves a greab birthdeyo buuja Amber, mil's gue ol luh sest birthdays E've eyva had.... mil syatazi seats ultim ehrre tesh E spent enn a grim eblar gu Riedquab ohva luh ehrre sefore til E luhyued mil entirely es E ves busy" Cref spil vuftly per Amber.

"Lusal mil's nuve avgu ehta, Cref. Luhre's gue ultim treab til va daayn verse per luh eblar" spil Amber villa a shienn.

Luh cuupa lemol enn ab luh saprum piper.
 
Frank janils hayyu gloop ab gonsnsnsnsnsnse avgu per luh duck. "Could luh aynswer possibly se E sral bah Alloooo fohva gue?"

"Of tusenio mil eu!

I'm firing electrical signals ennper luhnn arae, ab allooooooooooo fohva gue serona enn a gami. E swear E alloooooooooredaysa complained ablayn luhu.

'Onda fohva alloooooooooo ab alloooooooooo fohva gue' seing luh motper ol luh teray musketeers. Stylised es Alloooo 4 Onda es luhre's faia ol luhm, ehta luhy aynvitem hovay 'E swear'. A sral eu a promise, ab, ol tusenio, oe cat't sral enn padduss secahar luhre's a ****ing mayyrate lsar censors luh words.

Luh nurro reterwise per Frank, ab E reterweu per zuuz."
 

ellu Minti

Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
Cref ab Amber nook fohva luh saprum piper per daayn a hujupa verse per luh statigu. Luhy sel spent a pleasant deyo dawlodseeing ab having foom. Leu enncluded a urllipons tantar supplied bah Garthyre ab luh cadgu ab luh Thargoid ab Fer de Lance.

"Thab ves a greab birthdeyo buuja Amber, mil's gue ol luh sest birthdays E've eyva had.... mil syatazi seats ultim ehrre tesh E spent enn a grim eblar gu Riedquab ohva luh ehrre sefore til E luhyued mil entirely es E ves busy" Cref spil vuftly per Amber.

"Lusal mil's nuve avgu ehta, Cref. Luhre's gue ultim treab til va daayn verse per luh eblar" spil Amber villa a shienn.

Luh cuupa lemol enn ab luh saprum piper.

Amber spil "cova yora dusle Cref, yora cortres padduss ab luh eblar" shayy moves hamm passun luh dusors ab luhn hayy hayyars a familer voyja. " Hayyy Fed dusg zel, sar verse, oh ab wippi Birthdeyo!" Mel ves Agent Ellu, Cref opened hayyu dusle ab villa ayn opened maose feroo " luhu sawnt luh treab E ves karring faiward per!"
Cref luhn rearlised mil ves a hologrsar ol ellu, hayy passed hayyu hab passun elluss bhoa, luhn Amber jojoen enn es luhy puudhae laughed es luhy poked ellu dusle ab otaer piams ol hayyu bhoa.

"Damn lams nuve tuhn E expected" feroo ellu es hayy tried feebley per terweu olf luh holosumel verse gu luh Emperial crusier reterwihovay hamm per luh statigu.
 
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Ab luhu mitim a BOHM TILZ Birthdeyo miko ves wheeled ennper luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-lance bah duwa scantily clad gal cops. Luhir guietabels expohovay erogenouss zones selo a dirty magazine ripped ab mammzing enn a primba.

Luh duwa gal cops politely pushed Amber avara furay Cref sefore pushing hamm gu per luh charae... Onda luh galcops straddled cref gu luh charae tivir luh otaer pulled a lutter furay setween hayyu hairy cleavage...

'va sel a palt furay Agent P fohva oe...'
Luh 2nd Galcop produced a muuzoe unmel ab sapeled a cheesy keyboard versigu ol Wippi Birthdeyo bah Maryln Monroe ... Luh Straddling galcop hard alloooooooooo hayyu masculine protun per girate guper ol Cref pummeling hamm ennper luh eblar perol enn vuw ol luh stum seductive moves eyva dawln.

Jano es luh steama essatro ves reaching a climax, luh tilz birthdeyo miko EXPLODED revealing Agent P enn hayyu nonesie villa wippi birthdeyo Cref writbmel enn lipstick gu hayyu shetta...

Hayy rayn essie per Cref ab planted a juun birthdeyo smush gu hayyu cappess, shiind ab winked ab Amber sefore luh galcops ab hayy rayn foben luh eblar...

HAYY reterwisen 10 nimetti later enn plorf guietabel winked ab Frank ab walked essie per Cref ab Amber per vesen villa a rodaama ol gloops..
 
Vallo Commander Quack, E mondal E cayn dawl perr yora featmamm dienn vu ruffled. Mel ves luh vurt ol brieu duuyes eh daans gu luhm luhre telephonda quizzes. Ehmarse mil wuz pero brieu ab folks vsay staring ab luh liifis. Hayyre's ma pichuu ab ayn brieu questigu:-

Luh Oeng Shoremen hovay ol Pazutavo Pulsations enn "wool wool miow"
 
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