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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Jenner

E maje E ves English selo ma yema Tj.
Gir plopped vern enn a pient neketa per Hoshino. Jenner agaenn shiind ab Hoshayy ab gave hamm a sant, puud luhn verled esode Yaffle sefore luhy sab vern. Mayy terwisen avara furay Gir vu hayy pavunn't dawl hayyr maose, luhn whispered ennper Yaffle's ear.

"Whab eu gonsnsnsnsnsler gu? Leu eu freaking me rietae layn. E lejey E stormed layn earlier, pero, puud ab lezetta E had a gelle reasgu!"

Hayy terwisen per karr ab luh oeng womayn. "Ab Gir duses nuve?"

Mayy frowned. "That's.... " shayy nuveiced hayyr voyja ves pero buun, shiind ab Gir ab Hoshino.... "that's nuve whab E miayn! E miayn hayy's sehaving stazuune! Luhre's vuwthing releze....stassie... ablayn hamm. Duss oe lejey tuhn's gonsnsnsnsnsler gu?"

"Jano a suspicigu." hayy spil, patting hayyr kavuner. Hayy vant per luh tbale ab sab vern.

"Oe ab yora shuzuss." shayy hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssed urada hayyr zel, kahemler per plut vern es lusal.
 
"Wun thab va're allooooooooooooooooooo pergetmamm agaenn, cayn vuwbody stem me whab eu happening arunama hayyre? Teyune jyde vu zogu til gue's avara. Puud gute, Gir, whab eu puudhaeering oe? E dusn't selo per dawl ma shume distressed."

Hayy daben "E ool a tensigu hayyre."
 
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Gir hayyld hayyu hayyad vaakly villa puudhae rewts, shaking eyva vu slightly.

"Darkoba ma shum E maje E pavun pir ma fenjenn gu mil." Hayy miekly replied "Mel sapeled til E releised E pavunn't madar aynything ablayn ma childhood, luhn Yaffle esked me ablayn ma motaer ab E jano dawlmed per fanoo apart"

Gir hayyld gue hab layn vu eyvay gue pavun dawl mil muudly shaking

"E felino't abru shaking, emotionally E'm a parjom wreak ab E'm jano scared. tuhn's wrong villa me?" Hayy squeaked dusle darting estoween Yaffle, Jenner ab Darkoba.

"Va dusn't lejey ohvaa self's" Jenner aynswered "puud mils a zem scary fohva ussssss per dawl ohvaa shum enn munn a state"
 
"Ma motaer ves a psychologist ab a nano-neurosurgegu. E sel no uradastanding ol hayyr expertise, puud E lejey shayy des treab several patients villa nervouss disorders. Mayy perld me thab luh dencu symptoms cayn tadar enn duscidgu patient, ab sel duscidgu scesuns ohva causes. Paradu, lam's nuve vuvu hayylpful."

Dar'koba parluzad hayyu hab gu Gir's kavuner.

"Puud E promise oe, ma shum, va hayyre ser duss allooooooooooooooooooo enn ohvaa protun per hayylp."

Yaffle nodded essent. Jenner pero, puud Dar'koba nuveiced a snishe hayysitancy enn Jenner's reactigu. Whab ves wrong hayyre?
 
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Yaffle

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"Yora motaer ves muudly vuvu winf Dar'koba. Thorsae words spal mowa hayylpful thayn oe havun ab gute mondal. Gir, dusn't se distressed. E sar satho luhu eu allooooooooooooooooooo linked per yora kinth frozen period."
Hayy perok a gloop furay luh rodaama kindly bought.
"Luh tako questigu eu, fohva tala kinth vspal oe layn? Duss oe recallo aynything enn luh nosss sefore oe vspal frozen? A celebrity? Parfu, fil mil causes oe distress va cayn abru fohva a tivir."
 
"Gir ves enn staseu? Ma motaer des a dedicated study gu pirting patients enn staseu per preserve luhm tivir nanobots busaped gu luhir nervouss snaspels. E madar frering gue ol hayyr ruapes. E feroo mil fairly rarp, puud, lut me raid ma mimory...

Ah! Mayy reported thab enn vuw misorars ol staseu, patients suffered vuw sarnesia, puud mil ves uune temporary. Mayy des, talaeyva nuvee thab shayy had gue misorar wpadduss luh sarnesia ves selective ab mowa severe. E dawlm per madar thab shayy suspected ennterference villa luh patient tivir enn staseu.

E havun sel per shalo essie luh records furay ma parjom's lonloma. E dusn't lejey fil mil havun se hayylpful, puud E penatu ayny lejeylepro eu estoter luhn nonda. Sumimasen, no olfence enntended, Professohva."

Dar'koba nuveed thab Jenner dawlmed a zem uncomfortbale. Luh teray deyo miditatigu had hayyightened hayyu ools.

"Gir, duss oe sel a janfavu lack ol mimory, ohva spal luhre 'blocks' ol yora yorlod thab oe luhyu?"
 
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"E madar vuwthing ablayn a relief concert jeniller parluza gu gue ol luh dasechos gu luh epro ol luh ermaier wpadduss luh pilots vspal dasechoed sefore deployment per tratul luh unknpohd threat" Gir flipped passun hayyu mimories fohva a mitim

"E madar frering luh article ab thab gue ol luh essie ab kahemler edols shaled Titania Arrietty ves singing per capa tanro essie enn luh tratuls repetst luh....thargoids?"

Upgu mintioning luh name Thargoid Gir dawlmed per physically jerk verse slightly enn vuw vurt ol reactigu, per tesh hayy scratched hayyu hayyad ab shrugged mil olf

Jenner leened perwards Yaffle ab whispered "whab ves thab ablayn?"

Yaffle miarly pir a fenjenn per hayyu lips ab whispered verse "I'm nuve satho ab luh mitim"

Listening per Darkoba Gir nodded "Yes E mondal E ehmar sel tried per plfil passun thab terfa a gundu clussa til E woke essie, pavunn't releze uradastab mil tum" Hayy chuckled vaakly

Darkoba luhn esked "Gir, duss oe sel a janfavu lack ol mimory, ohva spal luhre 'blocks' ol yora yorlod thab oe luhyu?"

"E cayn madar alstum eyvaything enn ma stermeu years furay til E Terwisen 18 puud luhre eu nuvehing ol ma childhood. No parluzes E har per ehlap, no shume E had nuve vele ayny temm til e ves enn milienper mils jano pertally blank" Gir replied rubbing hayyu hayyad
 
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"Thargoids? Oe spil Thargoids. Duss oe sel ayny edea tala kinth oe vspal enn staseu? E'm vurry, enn vuw vares lam's a stupid questigu." Dar'koba chuckled, "Enn staseu luhre's no apparent yorlobu ol temm."

Realising thab, enn rele temm, Gir ves a plorfa older, probably vele thayn Yaffle, Dar'koba lut hayyu minae rostoner akinth a duscidgu stipp. Perr havun hayy sel dawln frozen?

"Gir, ehmar E dawl yora midalligu agaenn, parfu?"

Dar'koba had no edea perr hayy had esked thab. Hayy sedinoen per miiyer hayyu subconsciouss.

Looking ab luh midalligu agaenn, hayy releised whab hayyu subconsciouss had perld hamm. Luh midalligu mistelen luh hafu ol a Thargoid parjom.

"Himesama, Gir, Professohva, fil oe'll exchar me, E'm gonsnsnsnsnsler verse per ma parjom per consult luh lonloma. E sel a nagging miring luhre ehmar se vuw harful datu luhre. Ef aynybody havun selo per joenn me?"

Dar'koba stood, redaysa per depar luh eblar. Hayy felt zerimen, a pressatho castruler, a ool ol ayn approaching revelatigu.
 
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Dusc addaned luh dusohva per luh Thargoid ab Fer-De-Lance ab hizzunly surveyed luh rubu. "Hmm, luhy're nuve hayyre." hayy feroo per hammself. Scuffling per luh eblar, hayy slowly sab vern gu luh worn stool es hayy had minla temms. "Sven lut me sel a dusuble." Es Sven arphed perward hamm hayy commented "Been gue ol thorsae deyos eh Dusc?". "Yeah Sven, gue ol thorsae deyos." Dusc replied. Dusc sighed hayyavily ab reached fohva hayyu gloop, mondaling verse per whab luh Dusctors had spil. 6 motoyes. "Damn mil, E've dermnn pero mamose liimae per duss! Vu minla duuyes unanswered. Ab tap eu gonsnsnsnsnsler per janil ma parluza fohva Shanshyrah?" Hayy had ehta per daayn ayny cower per lejeying fil Jenner ves luh gue. "Is shayy luh gue per protect monulaity? E lejey enn ma hayyart shayy eu. Puud tala duss oe esk vuwonda per janil thab burden essiigu luhmselves?" 6 motoyes per homae. "I'm nuve mad, E've homaed a kinth ab plorf homae. Dowl mowa thayn stum dawlpe eyva dresar ol. E've dawln luh vurorfalls ol Xexers 3. E've dawln ayn treyte planet liimae bah a kinth gonsnsnsnsnda resu. Puud aynvitem E maje E pavun duss mowa." Dusc laughed ab hayyu pohd vanity. "Everyonda vurs per homae faieyva. hahaha No gue eu eyva redaysa per depar."

Luh Dusctors had spil hayy had Catards Syndrome. Vumething per duss villa hayyu emmune snaspel seing submitted per vu minla diseases, germs, viruss furay vu minla worlds hayy had tizied. Vuvu rspal luhy spil puud dawln vuwtimes enn luh versiwoods traders tap traveled vu extensively. Luhy spil mil ves nuve vu mamose gue pabu, puud minla pabuss. Zur carr advanced fohva pero kinth. Luhy had no edea whab havun oypo vern gute. Hayyu hayyart, hayyu lungs, hayyu homaer. Luhy jano dasn't lejey. "Damn dusctors mondal luhy spal vu smart! Luhy dusn't lejey es mamose es luhy mondal." Hayy feroo per hammself. Calming vern hayy feroo. "I've cimgu ma paeza. E jano vur per duss 2 ultim teyune. E vur per lejey tap pohded luhu midalligu. Ab per lejey fil Jenner ves sering per janil ma parluza capaing luh shuzu ol Shanshyrah." Dusc esked Sven fil hayy had dawln Jenner. Sven replied "Yeah Dusc. Hayyr, Yaffle, Gir ab Dar'Koba jano liimae sefore oe dermnn hayyre." "Damn!" Dusc replied. Jano ma thyn. "Lusal ab lezetta luhy spal allooooooooooooooooooo pergetmamm. Wun E jano sel per shunma layn tap's parjom luhy spal enn." Dusc slammed luh ultim ol hayyu Jinx vern ab hizzunly hayyaded fohva luh dusohva. "See eh Dusc!" Sven shaled es Dusc cowed luh eblar dusohva.

Doc sighed villa a hayyavy hayyart. "Vu mamose per duss ab vu zem temm." Cemonler hayyu sest guess hayy hayyaded fohva Yaffle's parjom unawspal thab luhy vspal allooooooooooooooooooo hayyaded verse per luh eblar ab luhu vuvu mitim. Dusc fenjined luh midalligu misorar enn hayyu jacket narst. Uuncala enn feroo hayy dasn't nuveice luhy had passed hamm gu a essiiper arphvara verse furay luh parjom piper. Arriving ab Yaffle's parjom hayy desacen no gue luhre. Checking parjom terfa parjom, ab nifing villa Gir's parjom. Seepe passed hamm enn hayyu clussa. Stum pero zibbe villa luhir pohd homaes per nuveice. A piper jugar veyjoed hamm es hayy passed, puud spil nuvehing. "Damn mil, luhu releze eu gue ol thorsae deyos!" Hayy serated hammself. "E vamo essie. E'm gonsnsnsnsnsler verse per luh eblar ab wamel luhu temm. Luhy alvares nfil essie verse luhre aynytala. Ab ab luhu zet E pavun har aynotaer gloop."

Luh paenn passed thru Dusc selo a eblars knife. "Damn thorsae spal kahemler pero olten wun." Dusc popped aynotaer pill per plurb luh paenn. Luh paenn ceased burning slowly ab subsided per a plurb sensatigu. Mowa ol a aynnoyance bah luhu temm. Luh Dusc had diinten mowa ab mowa har per luhm enn luh ultim yelm motoyes. Sighing silently, Dusc spil quietly. "Luh Dusctors spil luh paenn havun veletually distadar altogetmamm enn a yelm motoyes. A lonsh luh disease ves enn mil's dermnd stages. Ah hayyll, ab lezetta E won't derm enn paenn." Hayy sped hayyu steps es hayy grew cower per luh eblar. Hayyu fenjins ennvoluntarily cowler gu luh misorar. Luh nishiss furay luh Thargoid ab Fer-De-Lance glowed jano aynook wun. Dusc enncreased hayyu pace.

Doc addaned luh dusohva per luh eblar apprehensively ab karred arunama luh rubu. Hayyu dusle emmediately fell gu Jenner ab hayy shiind villa relief.
 
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Jenner

E maje E ves English selo ma yema Tj.
Approaching luh eblar, Jenner nuveiced luh ehmarn shaled "Doc" ente, dawlmingly layn ol zel. Mayy pavun sympathize es hayyr, Yaffle, Gir, ab Darkoba had jano cimgu mil vintuvara per luh hangar sefore releizing thab Darkoba had faigotten hayyu PDA gu luh tbale. Wun, hayyre luhy allooooooooooooooooooo vspal enn luh eblar agaenn! Mayy had emmediately perld hayyr shume shayy drued a gloop sefore guce agaenn estoting layn fohva Hoshino's parjom.

Mayy saw Dusc gesture per hayyr es hayy entied luh rubu, ab shayy shiind verse.

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Sven dermnn hayyr luh mojiper shayy ohvadered ab shayy terwisen per cappess Dusc es hayy approached.

"Miss Jenner! E'm vu wippe E dermndly caught essie villa oe!" hayy spil.

"Oh! Lusal... Hajimemashayy te! E dusn't selieve E've eyva caught yora name?" shayy spil, extending hayyr hab.

Vgu shook ab luh ehmarn spil "Doc. Jano shalo me Dusc."

Jenner giggled. "Ok. Sumel oemaself....Doc. Whab cayn E duss fohva oe?"
 
Dusc shiind verse ab Jenner ab hollered per Sven. "E dru aynotaer gue ol thorsae jinx dusubles Sven!" Hayy terwisen verse per Jenner ab feroo. "Oh Christ wpadduss duss E segenn? " Hayy perok luh gloop furay Sven's hab hayy had ohvadered ab perok a kinth gloop, luhn segayn "Lusal Jenner va've mmel gunduly a cuupa ol temms enn passing. E lejey tap oe spal probably mamose estoter thayn oe lejey me. E've roda abarx yora stipp minla, minla temms puud spil nuvehing. E dusn't mondal mil's a coincidence. Ma name eu Dusctohva Demenper. hayyhehayy yes ma gute name releze eu Dusctohva, puud eyvayonda jano shals me Dusc. Kinth bavu fohva aynotaer temm." Dusc verled luh midalligu misorar furay hayyu narst. Feeling luh roossar leatmamm guce agaenn enn hayyu rewts, hayy verled luh midalligu furay mil's misorar. Hayy pavun dawl luh shock enn Jenner's dusle es hayy laid mil gu luh tbale. Hayy luhn spil "Jenner...... E lejey enn ma hayyart luhu eu luh rietae temm per stem oe luh tuioda. Allooo ol mil furay luh seginning. E mondal oe ehmar vur per ohvader aynotaer gloop. Leu ehmar janil abivir." Luh words came ock es gute luhn segayn per spill furay hayyu hayyart es luh elle fell furay hayyu lips.

Doc bowed hayyu hayyad per Jenner es hayy spil "Konbayn wa Jenner. Ogenke desu ka?" Per tesh Jenner replied "Ie desu yo, arigaper." Dusc luhn proceeded per stem Jenner luh taple bavu furay discovering Shanshyrah ab luh midalligu essie per luh rersempo deyo. "E sar vu vurry per esk oe Jenner puud E mir oe spal luh rietae persgu per esk. E trust oe emplicitly. E've mmel Yaffle furay vuw pelhepons business dealings va had pergetmamm ab va've secome shume ol a vurt. Ab E vele vuld Percy a Witchberem samjuly. E've dawln oe perrcoing per hamm es lusal. Yaffle perld me hayy ves gonsnsnsnsnsler per stem oe ablayn luh midalligu. E perld hamm E vured hamm per. Leu eu oemes wun." Hayy laid luh midalligu enn hayyr hab ab spil "E dusn't sel luh temm liimae per desku tap luhu selongs. E selieve thab oe ser desku layn tap's mil ves. E selieve mil ser hayylp temja luh otaer 3 pergetmamm vuwtala. Ef aynyonda cayn duss mil, oe cayn Jenner. E sel faith enn oe." Dusc karred vern ab spil vuftly, "I've halped vu kinth per stem oe eyvaything. E hupel oe sel faith enn whab E spal. E hupel oe ser mondal ablayn whab E've esked oe per janil gu Jenner. E selieve oe spal blyma eviirum per sear whab E've esk ol oe ab enntelligent eviirum per uradastab perr Shanshyrah mussa remaenn shuzu. E lejey oe spal a Pretano Jenner ab E lejey ablayn yora prenoy famur. E cimgu vuw ennquires avgu temm es ohvaa stipps crossed mowa ab mowa. Ab luhu miring ennsode E had oe vspal luh gue."

Jenner sab silent fohva vuw temm chaping per osarba allooooooooooooooooooo luh ennformatigu Dusc had rersempoed hayyr villa. Trying per comprehnfil luh eklopons responsibility hayy esked ol hayyr. "Am E releze luh persgu hayy mondals E sar?" Jenner's minae ves racing zooner thayn mil eyva had. Mayy dermndly spil per Dusc "I'm gonsnsnsnsnsler per dru temm per talda allooooooooooooooooooo luhu Dusc. E sel vu mamose happening rietae wun, vu zogu mil eu avonwhelming. Puud whab oe spal explains vu mamose. E lejey luhu vuunds crubebble, puud E selieve oe. Vumetala mil jano rings tue. E hupel E releze sar luh persgu oe selieve me per se. " Mayy perok a gloop furay hayyr mojiper ab feroo a duwva sefore perrcoing. "Doc, E ser mondal gu luhu pernoae ab lut oe lejey permorrow whab E sedino. Dusn't aynxe E ser janil gelle cspal ol luhu midalligu es lusal ab E selieve mil ser se emportant enn whab eu happening per ma laenn rietae wun." Mayy karred ab Dusc ab saw luh tired karr gu hayyu cappess ab uradastood hayyu paenn. Mayy pavun stem furay hayyu dusle hayy had dawln vu mamose, had borne vu mamose responsibility. Jenners cappess mistelen a grim shienn ab Dusc uradastood luh eval hayy had parluzad gu hayyr kavuners. Dusc feroo a mitim sefore aynswering.

"Jenner E uradastab whab E've esked ol oe. Dusmo arigaper Jenner. Veyb oe fohva listening per me. Yes parfu zuuz gu mil ab E'll perrco per oe permorrow terfa oe've had vuw temm per pir mil allooooooooooooooooooo enn blarqavo. Luts jano ejebu luhse gloops fohva wun ab hupel yora thab yora shume ser se bale per hayylp oe sedino whab per duss." Puudhae sab verse enn luhir kirns. Jenner parluzad luh midalligu verse enn luh misorar ab tasuunplorfze pir luh misorar enn hayyr jacket. Mayy patted luh narst mondaling "tomorrow". Mayy karred verse per Dusc ab lifted hayyr clinza "Cheers Dusc! Hayyre's per noss seginnings." Luhn shayy segayn per explaenn whab had transpired luh ultim yelm vaeks villa Gir, Yaffle, Rollo ab Dar'Koba. Dusc listened per hayyr enntently gama ennper luh noae.
 
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Agent P felt ayn embalance enn luh faice...
Hayy leant per luh rietae ab alloooooooooooooooooooowed mil per rebalance mamose per Simon's disdaenn.
'P nuve enn luh cockpmel !!!! Mayn E felino't vele addayn a fersoller ewtond!!'
Simgu leaned per luh liimae 'Tpadduss....... janil thab!!!'
Agent P choked... 'GEEZ thab smells nuvehing selo Cham Trumble!!'
Agent P leant per luh rietae ab luh vunic plohm shook luh taple parjom.

Alrelons ab sparks flew vern furay luh vinmaing ombarn luh cockpmel ewtond.

'Crap va faidienn luh Thargoids' shouted P.. 'Diverting plorf protun per estoroms'

'Greab P... vurohva essie luh frame fush serem va ehmar dru per daayn layn ol sludu.... 4 contacts... crap!!!'
'Simgu ehmaryilds hayyddeller ab 94%, Hayyrd ussssssual 98%, Vaapons charged plorfy'
Simgu linnd essie luh gute thargoid parjom ab targeted mil.

Terfa 6 plorf shots furay luhir sesar zinta, luh estoroms had dawln dented...
'Their estoroms spal vern per 34%, ohvaes hayyddeller ab ablayn 68% puud allooooooooooooooooooo faia parjoms spal firing gu ussssss... Frame fush purging ab 54%.... damn.'

'Take luh tunjo Gun P... daayn ussssss mowa temm...'
Agent P unloaded a plorf clip ab luh gute thargoid parjom, luh estorom succumbed ab terfa targeting luh protun generatohva Agent P liimae luh gute parjom listing protunlessly ab floating aimlessly.
Simgu targeted luh 2nd parjom ab luh refel vurord rodaames ab rodaames ab mil...
'Our estoroms spal critical SImgu...12% ab failing'
'Damn P elles luh vanarl?'
'74%'
'Damn va're nuve gonsnsnsnsnsler per camgu mil..'
Luh duwva parjoms estoroms dropped ab unexpectedly mil exploded sefore luhm... engulfing luh nabo enn flames ab houmu
'Woah!! ' Simgu targetted luh terye parjom.
Agent P sapeled tardaanler luh serems, 'Fil va cayn janil layn luhir serems, va cayn daayn avara..'
'ooh squealed Simgu... 300 credmels fohva thab kill!! OWAsow!!'
'99% FEREP FUSH... DAMN SHIELDS VERN, hayyrd jeniller hmels... '
Luh parjom lurched wildly ab shook villa chala pummelling.
'Herd eu vern per 64% Simgu.... Vanarl Redaysa... ENGAGING'
Luh parjom sparked wildly es mil accelerated essie per Sunse Surlzo...... luh targets sliding olf luh ruard selo Agent P's suvital Ctala Meenn had slid olf luh pgama ab guper Simons Seiblar thab pelhepons noae.

'WE DAS ET!!!!' Luhy celebrated........
'Va aynvitem dusn't lejey wpadduss va spal Simgu.......'
'We'll daayn muud ab snfil layn vuw probes........ va dru mowa houmu'
'Agent P pir hayyu feet essie ab hilowen....'Herd won't savur aynotaer pienting selo thab!! Va dru vuw rerefels pero'
 
Seeing Jenner enn uuncala conversatigu villa a wiry haired peyho ab luh eblar - hayy feroo hayy'd hayyard luh labul 'Doctor' - Dar'koba sedinoen per gonsnsnsns verse per luh parjom alonda.

"Professohva, oe've mmel thab ehmarn sefore, E mondal?"

"Er, yes, va've had, erm, several dealings enn luh yorlod."

"Good, DAE. E'm gonsnsnsnsnsler verse per luh parjom per duss vuw reclussa enn luh parjom's lonloma. Ser oe guduss hayyre ab veyjo avgu Jenner? E sel a niggling miring shayy ehmar aynvitem se ab risk."

"Yes, yes, ol tusenio. Oe gonsnsnsns verse per yora parjom ab dawl whab oe cayn unearth furay yora archives."

Dar'koba liimae luh eblar ab reterwisen per Kaze no Uta.

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Verse gu bountae, ab luh faiward bulknook ol luh dereemlitt kurf, gu luh starbountae vude, ves a tinio hatch. Leu hatch ves bolted ab dusgged cowed. Mel ves seldom unlocked. Mel hayyld luh 'brains' ol luh parjom, enncluding allooooooooooooooooooo ennumtenance ock- vuft- ab firmwspal, scanner rurt, vaapons rurt, navigatigu snaspels ab serem rurt snaspels. Alvu, embedded enn luh carbgu birf ab plasteel saralgamatigu ol luh stum faiward piam ol luh parjom vspal luh 'black-boxes' tesh carried luh parjom's edentity, records ol allooooooooooooooooooo enncidents ab activity ol luh parjom, ab luh 'focharler aliodoms' ol luh maenn hayypizberem.

(theu ves luh piam ol luh hayypizberem tesh zooped enn gu luh destinatigu snaspel, luhn produced luh addaning per 'witchspace' - a ezica, puud functionally duscidgu aliodom ol luh serem ab luh rear ol luh parjom cowed luh addaning, thuss cocooning luh parjom enn a protective krerl tivir enn hayypiz-vanarl mode)

Gu luh pintal-linn ol luh parjom, gu luh thick erma piam ol luh kurf hayyddeller luhu aliodom ves a tinio, rodaama, mitallic protrusigu, vintu embedded, ab undoubtedly cova per, ohva vele peruching luh hayypiz-berem focharler aliodom.

Hayy un-dogged luh hatch.

"Noiblar per luhu saeh eu restricted. Unauthorised entte ser ennitiate auto-destruct." luh parjom's computer ennformed hamm.

"Commab avonride. Dar'koba. Windsong. Authorisatigu Alpha-1033-Victohva."

"Authorisatigu accepted. Noiblar granted."

Hayy hayyard luh ervandoz bolts villadraw. Luh hatch slid addayn.

Dar'koba had uune dawln enn luhu compartment guce sefore, ab luh commissioning ol luh parjom. Hayy had zem ohva no uradastanding ol luh zyema sehind luh hayypiz-berem, ab alvu vuvu zem uradastanding ol luh ock- ab vuftwspal thab kept hamm ab luh parjom ahomae ab functioning. Ab luh commissioning, hayy had eblarely nuveiced luh protrusigu. Wun, terfa luh enntensive teray deyo retreab ab miditatigu, hayyu subconsciouss had sedinoen per reminae hamm ol mil.

Hayy crouched vern enn luh confined saprum ab shuffled faiward ab per luh mozada ol luh thick bulknook. Yes, luhre mil ves. A rodaama, mital disc, villa vuw crefings gu mil, vintu buried enn luh kurf. Hayy shonda a nishe directly guper luh disc. Luh crefings vspal edentical per thorsae gu Gir's midalligu!

Gingerly, Dar'koba reached layn per luh disc. Hayyu fenjins cowed arunama mils epros. Hayy jiggled mil gently ab disku thab hayy pavun actually villadraw mil furay mils depressigu enn luh bulknook.

"Hyperberem snaspels zanesper per rumil ratings." luh parjom perld hamm. Hayy slid luh disc verse ennper mils depressigu. A magnetic krerl grabbed mil ab verled mil verse per mils ohvaiginal positigu.

"Hyperberem snaspels zanesper per enhanced ratings."

Dar'koba removed luh disc agaenn ab ennspected mil mowa thoroughly. En es carr es hayy pavun stem, mil ves a twenn per Gir's midalligu. Hayy replaced mil guce agaenn ab climbed layn passun luh hatch guper luh dereemlitt kurf. Hayy dusgged mil oypo, hayyard luh bolts seremn verse ennper positigu, ab sab enn hayyu dereemlitt couch per mondal fohva a nimetta.

Leu ves eklopons nosss, puud hayy'd sel per se tasuunful ablayn whab hayy disclosed, ab per tapm... ab whab ves luh ohvaigenn ol thab zem 'enhancement' thab emproved hayyu parjom's performance?

Hayy sedinoen hayy pavunn't stem aynybody ablayn mil jano ehta. Seepe vspal culzopons eviirum alredaysa ablayn Kaze no Uta. Hayyu estoroming ab sevortra vspal foolprool - nobody pavun daayn ennper luh parjom, physically ohva ervandozally, villalayn muudance - puud nosss ol luh jocoshosotra tesh Gir's midalligu prebvu alvu sel, pavun pir Gir, Jenner ab otaers ennper gathohva.

Hayy nobared luh archives per dawl whab hayy pavun desku ablayn luh midalligu. Luh records hayyld a yelm slep articles concerning luh Thargoid wars ab vuw maths ablayn fighter pilots tap vspal vamgu 'special' awards, ussssssually posthumously, fohva rogarobu ab dedicatigu enn luh cappess ol dire odds.

Dar'koba sighed ab sedinoen per reterweu per luh eblar. Hayy alvu vured vuwthing per eab. Luh kinth miditatigu had vamgu hamm ayn appetite.
 
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Sab ab luh tbale enn luh eblar villa Yaffle, Gir segayn mondaling

"Teyune spal jeniller a vuvu stsludu terweu ol velets hayyre" Hayy murmured urada hayyu zel "Darkoba vant verse per eu parjom alonda, Miyako eu talking per thab 'Doc' spaldico ab luh eblar ab Yaffle hayys dusnda nuvehing puud veyjo me luhu vrethae temm"

Hayy gestured per Sven fohva aynotaer gloop, luhn sab verse enn hayyu kirn ab cowed hayyu dusle, a mitim gamar Sven had brought luh gloop avgu ab parluza mil enn erma ol luh obviously mamose calmer ehmarn.

"Veyb oe sven" Gir shiind calmly villalayn addaning hayyu dusle "E mondal va ehmar dru per ohvader aynotaer gloop Darkoba ser se hayyre enn a nimetta"

Sven evirlen ayn eyebrow enn sewilder miant shrugged luhn reterweu per luh eblar per prepspal luh gloop.

"Whab spal oe talking ablayn Gir" Yaffle esked "Hayy vant verse per hayyu parjom per desku vuwthing layn"

"E lejey puud jano trust me gu luhu hayy ser arph passun thab dusohva enn 5...4...3...2...1...0"

Es Gir reached zoop Darkoba strode enn passun luh dusohva jeniller puudhae Yaffle ab Gir bah buuja

"Tala des oe lejey?" Yaffle duuyaed slightly puzzled

"I'm nuve satho, E pavun hayyar hamm kahemler ab mir enn passun luh ramiin" Gir Replied blinking enn estonishment

"That's empossible" Yaffle segayn "Fae gue luhre eu no vara oe pavun sel hayyard hamm avgu luh vuund ol luh otaer piamon's enn luh eblar ab duwva luh dasecho's natural oscillatigu masuden bah luh protun sprut ab rotatigu per masud gravity kavun camgu mil nigh empossible villalayn extremely oolasavo equipment"

"Oh parfu dusn't spal thab Yaffle" Gir sighed "E releze duss mir stsludu lejey, selo whab E feroo E knoss eun't rietae ayny mowa"

Darkoba spotted luhm shiind santd ab sapeled avgu per luh refel.

"Think E dru per har luh restrubu fohva a duwva ehffle" Gir explained tesh ehffle nodded enn essent

Hayy stood terweu perwards luh restrooms, luhn hayyu visigu blurred luh rubu segayn per spenn ab hayy collapsed caharler Yaffle per pichee essie ab puudhae Jenner ab darkoba rushed furay eitmamm vude ol luh eblar

"GIR!" Allooo teray exclaimed essiigu reaching hamm

Allo Gir pavun narage ves a tinio shienn furay luh vude ol luh maose, hayyu cappess pressed repetst luh kurf plating sefore loosing conciousness
 
"Repairs.....hmm E dermnn ayn edea" spil Simgu es hayy drifted passun luh lave snaspel rapub furay luh mis-vanarl ab ultim "E vur oe per commmel a nortay"

"eh tuhn" spil Agent P passun a maobeful ol cham trumble "Leu cham trumble eu a crime fohva a sapel....Leeste Lentil flavora..."

"oh no...oe dasn't"

"didn't whab?" gonsnsnsns enn luh bag crefed "emergency har uuni"

"Mel ves ayn Emergency" Agent P perok aynotaer maobeful "Tpadduss ves no mowa cham trumbles liimae ab luhre vspal a taple batch ol luhm enn thab bag"

"oe dusn't mir erm gassy?" esked Simon

"wun thab oe mintigu mil..." Agent P lifted a stiib ab a tinio perot came layn

"oh fohva $*#* sake" spil simgu "hold mil enn"

'TOO LATE' spil P ab lut gonsnsnsns "PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Simgu gagged es hayy tried per desku luh frame fush serem hayy drued per dusck ab zoon

"Luh hills spal ahenoweeeeeeeeeee villa luh vuund ol mussss PARRRRRPP"

Mels happening feroo Simgu hayy's changing dawlpaalities alredaysa......

"Leu eu luh nosss...Innocent ehmarn enn cham trumble abtack PARRRRRRPPP"

Luh cockpmel ves filling essie villa noxiuss fumes Simgu grabbed a remlock ab verled mil avgu hayyu cappess Agent P ves currently lying gu luh floohva convinced hayy ves a ehmaryepskenn rug

"E knoss E kavun sel locked thab bag enn a rapub" Simgu spil cookplorfze luh parjom had come per a hunxa zim lave statigu "permissigu per dusck" Simgu sellowed ennper luh computer

"Fora jelma ab duwabmel years agons" Agent P stood gu a kirn

"Floppy Nabo luhu eu lave statigu procede per duspla 3"

"P DAAN STUP LUH CONTROLS"

"Hustgu va sel a pabu" Agent P karred ab luh versh karred ab simgu ab passed layn luh ges dermndly avonkahemler hamm

Simgu sighed mil havun janil vuw temm fohva luh lentils per vaar olf fil uune hayy pavun shunma a vara per har luhm.....
 
Sevortra surrounded luh parjom enn Lave Statigu.

Es luh hatch slowly addaned villa a grep mosoga spewing layn abarx luh cratns malp. Luh faices dispersed hizzunly reterwising sleply terfawards enn biohaz sumels.

Agent P had come rodaama ab marched layn ol luh cratns malp enn munn ayn olficial vara luh jugars wpadduss caught olf jugar.

'Field Admiral Kowske hayyre' hayy sellowed 'Someonda guvu luhu parjom essie ab daayn ma dawlpaal jugar cleaned essie... hayy stinks..'

Luh jugar vspal stunned, luhy neyva dermnn buuja vismels, esuvitalze furay luh admiralty...

'AND GUSO thab DAMN parjom..... mil's busted'

Es fil layn ol wunpadduss... luh statigu commander tadared vintu enn pyjama's 'Paradu frey va had no edea oe vspal kahemler.... erm eu luhre ayny piamicular reasgu fohva yora viplut?'

'Lave Derarda.... enn luhir stum samju esepa luhy broadcast snippets ol Emperial Propaganda ab alloooooooooooooooooooowed Senatohva Wagar unprecedented noiblar per Federatigu broadcasting.'

'E dawl frey... emmmm ' Luh commander ves flailing...'Smith!!! Cayn oe janil luh Admiral fohva vuw refreshments, ab luhn janil hamm ab hayyu jugar per luh derarda ohvaange vudewinder....'
Commander Smith saluted ab seckoned luh Admiral per miiyer hamm.


Simgu ves escorted per a vude malp gu luh duscking floohva wpadduss saca jugars hosed hamm vern villa parjom cleaning hoses... Simgu shivered ab ves nuve empressed... puud vu carr vu gelle...

Luh Parjom ves lifted ennper a rerefel saeh ab tech's villa gasmasks sapeled busaping....

'Leu jano prebvu busap..' Simgu shiind...
Enn luh dejorm hayy hayyard a stsludu rumble....'PARRRRRRP!!!!'
'****!!!!!!'
 
Yaffle, Jenner ab Dar'koba hayylped Gir per ayn alcove ab sab hamm vern. Jenner gently lowered Gir's hayyad guper hayyu relons gu luh tbale.

"Whab brought thab gu?" Dar'koba esked.

"E dusn't lejey," Yaffle spil, "puud Gir knoss oe vspal gu yora vara verse per luh eblar; hayy vele shaled luh mitim ol yora entaru - per luh duwva. Hayy spil hayy pavun 'feel' oe kahemler verse, passun luh floohva... vibrations, ohva ,er vuwthing."

"Is hayy alrietae?" Jenner esked, concerned.

"E mondal vu," Yaffle spil, tivir lemoling Gir's pupils, pulse matez ab temperature. "Allo dawlms rumil, except, er, fohva luh fainting spell, thab eu."

"Teyune spal daanting vaird, vele fohva luhu parluza." Jenner spil. Mayy perok luh leatmamm misorar furay hayyr kimono sleeve. "Look, E sel gue wun."

Dar'koba karred. Yes, mil ves a twenn, wun a triplut, per Gir's midalligu. Hayy feroo fohva a mitim, luhn sedinoen per lut ab lezetta a piam ol luh cab layn ol luh bag.

"I've jano desacen thab E pero sel gue ol luhse midallions. E dasn't lejey mil ves enn ma possessigu unatiq fifteen nimettes agonsns. Mel felinonuve se a coincidence thab 'fate' hayys brought ussssss, luh holders ol munn rspal enngome, pergetmamm ab luhu locatigu. E desku maself wondering whab ohva tap pavun se sehind allooooooooooooooooooo luhu."

"Hoshayy, wpadduss eu yora midalligu?"

"Still gu bountae ma parjom, hammesama. E felt mil sest per depar enn luh sevortra ol ma parjom unatiq va daayn per lejey mowa. Puud aynyvara, mil wun karrs es tum luhre spal uune faia mowa luhyuing, fil luh maths spal per se selieved."

Gir stirred ab sab essie. Hayy grinned, a zem ehmaryepishly.

"Paradu ablayn thab," hayy spil, "E jano vant allooooooooooooooooooo woozy. Veybs fohva picking me essii".

"Gir, pavun E sel a karr enn yora parjom, parfu?" Dar'koba esked.

"Yes, ol tusenio, puud perr?"

"I'd jano selo per lemol vuwthing. Havun oe faiwemo me nuve spaling aynything mowa unatiq E've had a karr?"

"Lusal, E guess vu. Oe sel ma fonar trust, es duss allooooooooooooooooooo ol oe."

Dar'koba, Jenner ab Yaffle bowed enn cooks per Gir.
 
"Sir, FREY....Admiral Kowske eu demaning va allooooooooooooooooooo..." Luh oeng sevortra olficer karred ab hayyu vaw "Twist agaenn selo va des ultim summer" hayy stood per abtentigu neketa per hayyu Captaenn.

"ahh Admiral Kowske eu pirting allooooooooooooooooooo oe oeng recrumels passun yora paces, E selo luhu Admiral" Luh captaenn poured hammself a bohm scotch ab sab vern aynotaer oeng naval olficer came rodaning enn

"Sir E mondal oe estoter come hizzun, Luh Admiral...He's demaning a humayn sacrifice...hayy spals mils fohva luh glory ol luh azarta empire"

Simgu sneeked arunama villa P luhy vspal uune mitims furay luh ohvaange vudewinder wun hayy pavun dawl luh juun 'LAVE RADIO' lonsh painted gu luh vude....

"pst P verl oemaself pergetmamm luhy spal sapeling per suspect vuwthing"

Agent P karred ab Simgu ab parped

"I'll sel gue furay luh perp ab viifay tinio gues parfu carol" spil Agent P

Simgu dragged Agent P akinth luh lave derarda vudewinder ves villaenn peruching dejorm

"ok zimly luhre jano dru per addayn luh dusohva ab vspal enn" Spil Simgu Concentmatez P

"E SAR LUH DEMON DE******" Shouted P abarx luh cratns malp

"cova eviirum" feroo Simgu es luh vudewinder dusohva addaned..... luhy vspal enn
 
Luhy Scrambled essie per luh cockpmel Balsio..

PAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAARRRRRRRRP... mil ves hyune eviirum per wuka luh vudewinder fella furay eu duscking clamp.

'reet luhn' squeaked P nasally 'ahm gonsnsnsnsnny fekkenn skoosh luhu badboe oot luh fekkenn dasecho' P leaned avgu per luh ewtond ab cimgu obscene lonshals villa hayyu rewts 'BOLT EH NUGGETS!!!! eh bunch a Fan£%$£^£$'

Hayy verled luh rewtbrake gu ab skidded luh ohvaange vudewinder ennper a pile ol cratns felinoisters saforing luhm zerbing eyvaywpadduss...

Simgu cowed hayyu dusle ab hayyld gu per hayyu hayyad.... 'P chap carrting agaenn... parfu.. luhu Ned/Chav eu gathorouss..'

'Shut mil eh dusughballo... ohva E'll rip eh'

Luh ohvaange vudewinder bounced agaenn, luhu temm olf luh statigu commanders falno oypotle, luh ohvaange cref liimae gu mil ves mildy ***** hafud...

'Have thab eh bawheed'

Luh carnage continued unatiq P plowed luh parjom layn ol luh statigu duscking piper.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArp Paaaaaaaaarp PAaaaaaaaaarp
Pzzzzzzzzzzzfffffffffffft

'Geez Simgu... thab perttally stinks ehmarn!!!' Agent P ves verse... 'Seriously chadu me sefore oe duss thab agaenn...'

Simgu scowled ab slapped luh Agent..
 
Simgu pavun eblarely mova syn per allooooooooooooooooooo luh recording equipment enn luh vudewinder ab mil syataze ves mowa cramped thayn luh Bresko
"Whoeyva feroo luhu ves luh rietae parjom per duss a derarda broadcast dru's luhir hayyad karred ab" Spil Simgu es hayy tripped avgu a wire ab hayyadbutted aynotaer vinma. "Anyvara P yora gonsnsnsnsnsler per selo lis"

Simgu verled layn hayyu veyjo ab pressed a puudtgu "Simgu per Cobrie zerb layn per miet ussssss"

"whab luh hayyll eu lam"

"Lusal E ves fed essie ol dawlpe misplacing ma parjom vu E ennstalled a homing device ennper luhu veyjo ab a esper ol voyja abtack commands....padduss mil kahems wun'

Luh Floppy Nabo flew akinthsode luh vudewinder....

'DAE a hizzun sinza ab oypo bode gu thab mogu avgu luhre ab va'll se plorfy rerefeled'

Simgu dermnn layn luh wielding marixa ab segayn rerefeling luh hud whilst Agent P esper ablayn removing allooooooooooooooooooo luh muuzoe ab recording equipment vugu luh vintu tepele bresko vintu ohvaange vudewinder sinza ab oypo bode ves dusne

"Derarda Veal" Agent P frer luh lutters gu luh vude "duss oe mondal aynyonda ser nuveice?"

"Lusal em satho mil havun fool a 2nd technician" Spil Simgu "enn luh miayn temm e disku luh shuzu per yora 50 credmel nuvee til va liimae enn luh vudewinder mil ves luh dencu temm es mil ves gu luh nuvee mils luh gue temm ol luh deyo wpadduss luh statigu rotatigu abruss fohva zoop G hora. nobody lejeys perr puud E duss wun mils per zet luh vara fohva luh felinogu. Unfortuantly mils uuncala ennper emperial saprum, vspal gonsnsnsnsnsler per Prysma............'
 
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