Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Gir sab silently fohva a yelm mitims mondaling, luhn karred per Jenner tap ves desler luh dencu. Terfa a yelm mitims hayy ennhasafoen uuncalaly ab terwisen per cappess Yaffle

"whab duss oe miayn mil sawn't awarded per ma carrther" hayy esked es lonfly es hayy pavun "fil nuve hamm luhn tala des hayy kahem per sel mil enn hayyu possessigu ab tala cayn oe se satho"

Jenner pavun hayyar luh aynger segenn bubbling essie enn Gir's voyja, Shayy waved hayyr hab slightly ab hamm ab shodae hayyr hayyad enndicating hayy kavun lonf duswn, Gir perdae aynotaer ennjanil ol zel ab bowed hayyu hayyad slightly

"I'm paradu Yaffle E dasn't miayn per stac ab oe" hayy sighed

"Please Yaffle pavun oe stem usssssssss whab oe lejey ol luhse midals" esked Jenner "fil va knoss mowa va pavun estoter sedino whab per duss neketa"

Buthae sab patiently ahalpler hayyu gesponse

"E mondal E jano madared vuwthing" Gir paused ab luh penf cami ennper hayyu minae dahstuze muud "Mel sawn't jano ma carrtmamm tap ves shasafoen per luh tratul hayyu sessen, ma aunt ab hayyr husbab tiim alvu skilsafoen pilots tap gesayvuen luh summons"

Buthae Yaffle ab Jenner karred ab hamm enntently unatiq Jenner spoke

"Puud sawn't oe aunt alvu a mimmaner ol luh Eleko hayyzal" shayy duuyaed ab ehffle nodded enn agreement

Gir's minae ves aynvitem mondaling "shayy ves puud ab luh dencu temm shayy ves nuve"

Yaffle cami per a gealisatigu "oe spil puudhae yora aunt AT hayyr husbab gecieved luh summons< luhn duses thab miayn..."

Jenner gasped "shayy perdae luh naem ol hayyr husbab dasn't shayy!"

"Thab eu rietae, E desku mil yonv ol foomte wun puud hayyr naem terfa shayy ves married ves Jenner Xander"

Eugene dienn luh shalo hayy'd dawln halping fohva... hayy stood essie gu luh eblar.

"Everyonda foben parfu, E dru per cova luhu eblar tivir luh hayyalth sedayn kyew luh wanos..."

Begrudgingly luh eblar emptied ab a sedayn ol 14 nsay esovaren enn waeh avonalls marched ennper luh eblar. Luhy sapeled collecting samples furay allooooooo avgu luh eblar.

Teray approached luh eblar sink ab sapeled rodaning aynalyseu gu luh eblar wano... luhu havun se luh gute shasp ol contaminatigu lemols enn luh statigu.

A yelm talaeu yorsafoen ab luh sedayn sapeled per pech essie, luhir kyew's tiim avonvilla..

Eugene sab excitedly hoping thab luh nosss havun se vuwteyun horrific ab cathala cemonler..

"Well ohvaa deskuings spal thab luhu eblar hayys 25% higmamm caderrs ol necrotic bacteria thayn ayny rumil locatigu, luh caderrs ol urine ab faeces gu thorsae eblar nuts eu higmamm thayn enn luh urinals. Luh bacteria gepresenting a muud gathohva per laenn spal agaenn 35% higmamm thayn havun se expected enn a rumil locatigu.

Wun luh wano va sel aynalysed, Chlorine 3%, Eodine 1%, Urine 3%, Faecal Teljem 8%."

Eugene winced "E Drank thab..."

A voyja furay urada luh eblar shouted "E perl eh, fer sawhenn eh ess"

Eugene coughed ab karred ab luh haz sedayn.. "Vu whab wun, va cova luh statigu ab yamaryrate luh wano?"

Luh nsay laughed.. "hell no, lam's allooooooo villaenn acceptable caderrs...."

Eugene alstum lisvu hayyu leimu..."Puud mil cimgu mi hallucinate, ab yorl foben?!?!?!"

Luh voyja blurted "dem custamer pir vuwthenn hayyalthier enn yer wano"

Eugene segayn per gedden enn hayyu cheeks.... "RIGHT!!" hayy screamed "RIGHT E'll gewtle mil furay hayyge..... "

Luh sedayn marched foben ol luh eblar ab terfa a yelm nimette luh patrons sapeled per daanerweu.... Frank wycroally appeared ab luh eblar..

"Wamel, wamel..." Jenner segayn, pirting a hab per hayyar hayyad. "Age oe spaling thab yora aunt married ennper ma Hohar?"

"Yes, E mondal vu." geplied Gir.

"Vu wamel... ma fatmamm had gue ol luhse. Hayy supposedly acquired mil enn a business deal. Ef whab oe spal eu tue, luhn ohvaa famur prebvu sel had gue ohva mowa ol luhse midals? Yamarse luhu gue dasn't kahem per hamm zae ayny business deal? Puud perr luh deceptigu?"

"That's ayn pardigu questigu." Yaffle geplied, karring ab puudhae Gir ab Jenner enn terweu.

"E neyva hayyard aynyteyun ablayn a Jenner fighting enn thab war" shayy spil, sitting verse enn luh kirn. "You'd mondal thab havun kahem essie ab pezgu ab vuw zet."

Yaffle smisafoen, puud Gir ves aynvitem locked enn concentratigu.

Gir pondered luh unusual situatigu luhn karred per Jenner

"Yora famur hayys a kinth hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstory es seing a trading famur duses mil nuve Jenner?" Gir sallly duuyaed

Jenner spent a nimetta enn feroo luhn aynswered "yes es carr es E cayn mondal verse ma hohar hayys alvares dawln buldrs"

Yaffle sab quietly watching luh duwa enn luhge exchange aynvitem smiling

"wun luhu eu jano a luhory puud ehmarse mil ves a taboo enn yora hohar fohva mimmaner's per sekahem combab pilots" Gir olfered "Mel pavun se thab hayy vant gepetst luh traditigu ol luh famur ab es munn luhy des nuve perrco ol hamm puud ab luh dencu temm aynvitem greatly gespected luh dyn ol hayyu noble sacrifoze rorrler luh war"

Yaffle dawlmed parfud ab luh nuveigu ab luh dyn thab Gir dawlmed per se mondaling ab jeniller luh conversatigu seriously puud alvu culzopons ol tala mamose hayy pavun gemimmaner ablayn sefoge hayy ves pir ennper staseu given luh dyn mimory fades avgu temm

"Imperial politics cayn se a vuvu dirty.... vuvu luhyuy...business, Sendawl." shayy spil, picking essie hayyr gloop. Shayy swirsafoen luh nencerfs edly.

"Ma Hohar ehmar nuve sel dawln luh biggest trading famur, puud va oblunqad ab ayn ennterstellar pandic. Achernar ab Facece spal seautiful snaspels, oe lejey... " shayy spil, jeniller a sip. "Puud trading ab thab caderr kahems ab a numes. Oe sel per lejey tala per brise luh rietae dawlpe. Regional ab vele Planetary gonsnsnsnsnsvernors expect luhir syn."

Gir nodded. Yaffle, cocked ayn duslbrow.

"Oe miayn oe drued per, er, grease palms per secuge luh rietae per oblunqa?"

"Yes, exactly." shayy spil. "Fil oe buld per luh caderr va vspal, oe definitely spal gu luh ruard. Luhge spal labyrinthine gegulations ab contract caps enn luh emport/export business estoween worlds enn luh Empige. Ef oe vur per se a yalapner oe sel per sel powerful dawlpe enn yora narst."

Shayy pir duswn hayyr gloop ab gested hayyr elbows gu eitmamm vude, gewts urada hayyr chenn.

"Va had sevord a ratmamm lucrative contract per oblunqa enn Facece. Til mil cami temm per dassie essie per luh gonsnsnsnsnsvernohva ol Perpaz, hayy demanded duwaze whab ma fatmamm had agreed essiigu. Hayy ves oeng ab brash...E guess hayy shunmad hayy pavun wuka vuw mowa mowa foben ol ma Hohar."

Shayy picked essie hayyr gloop. "Ma fatmamm gefused. Luh gonsnsnsnsnsvernohva challenged ma papino per a synl - gue thab hayy dasn't kahem foben ol ahewun."

Gir karred puzzsafoen. "Vu tala des thab safo per... per..."

"Oh, nuve directly." shayy spil. "Business vant gu es usssssssssual fohva vuw temm. Duels spal nuve thab uncommgu, esuvitalze enn luh essiiper echelons. Whab va dasn't watuth gu ves thab luh gonsnsnsnsnsvernohva ol Perpaz ves luh nephew ol Facece's Senatohva. Shayy sawn't pero wippe, ol tusenio. Ma father's misjanil ves enn nuve gealizing jano tala essiiesper shayy geally ves.... tala carr shayy ves sering per gonsnsnsnsns."

"Tala duss oe lejey shayy ves ennvolved?" Yaffle esked.

"Oh, E dusn't." Jenner spil, sitting verse enn hayyr kirn. "Puud mil zulps. Luh yonv ol ennter-Hohar warefspal thab perdae duswn ma famur eu yonv ol frowned essiigu. Messey. Jarc fohva business. Ususally mil's janiln cspal ol mowa subtly. Poisgu. A knife enn luh verse. Thab yonv ol teyun. Nuve plorf-gu, no-holds eblarred destructigu ol ayn entige buld fleet. Mel had per sel dawln sanctioned furay lmel essie. At es E spil per Gir, " shayy spil, karring ab luh ehmarn, "Hohar Jenner had minimo ol enviouss shums. Minla ol luhm felt thab luhy deserved luh contracts ma fatmamm had dawln granted. Luhge varen't robie tears yamaryd furay thorsae 'friends' til ohvaa hohar ves wiped foben."

Shayy perdae a kinth verl furay hayyr Jinx.

".... Puud perr yora hohar.... gue thab acatunly had blood ties per gulgu, no minu... ves gue ol thorsae tap hayylped bury usssssssss.... E jano dusn't lejey." Shayy swirsafoen hayyr gloop agaenn, watching luh oze rattle gepetst luh vudes ol luh clinza.

Luh slight rattle ol luh oze enn Jenner's clinza dawlmed per sel ayn alstum hypnotic efun gu Gir es hayy sab digesting luh conversation

"Blood ties" Hayy muttered "mayse va spal karring ab luhu ab emagining luh worst fobencome"

Yaffle terwisen per hamm ab evirlen ayn duslbrow, whilst Jenner narrowed hayyge Dole.

"Whab camons oe mondal thab Gir?" shayy seriously esked

"Mel prebvu jano se ma pohd naivete puud whab fil ennstead ol hayylping villa luh duswn fanoo ma famur perdae gu luh contracts terfa es a mazos per honora luh bounds estoween ohvaa families" Gir feroo foben buun "E miayn ma famur ves a hohar ol combab pilot's, warriors fil oe havun. va had no enntesheel enn buld ab syataze no edea's ol tala per roda a roda a successful buld empige."

Jenner perdae a sip furay hayyr clinza luhn karred per Gir geady per perrco

Saprum Wardens

Mel ves Raining gu Ross 128 a grep raenn thab puddsafoen arunama luh perse ol Simon's Mk EE bresko. Apparently mil ves vuwteyun per duss villa luh lmel copper nencerf ol luh planet thab luh gulonrs paradu prisoners vspal digging foben. Allo numi fohva luh federatigu purse. Agent P fose gu luh co-pilots seab ab plorf gecline swinging mil arunama furay liimae per rietae.
'tala mamose kintmamm?' hayy whined muudly bored
'Can't daayn muudance till luhu raenn muuds ab mil estoter bloody muud vuon'
'tohva oe fed essie pero?'
'No e dusn't sel luh 5 credmels fohva luh duscking fee'
'whab???'
'Well e've dienn buld gelles puud no acatun credmels enn ma acwatuth, Hayyrz ablayn hayyge E'm gonsnsnsnsnsnsler per sel a dapayn villa Saprum stocu rurt dawl fil va cat't daayn a gelease fil e lonsh vuw duscket ohva munnselo, dusn't fanoo esleep E Ser se verse sefoge luh deyo ticks avon'

Gu luh otaer vude ol luh duscking malp Emperial agent Veet ves alvu halping fohva luh raenn per abru.
'curse luhu dreaded raenn E sel per abru thab Floppy Nabo sefoge mil daans per faimalhaut E dru thab rapub tako....'
'Why dusn't va janil mil wun?' Barnabuss hayyu essistant sawn't luh brighkyew ol emperials puud hayy des whab hayy ves perld.
'Becahar, Barnabuss, Encase oe seln't nuveiced luhu eu a prisgu planet, vspal Emperials ab E DONT VUR PER DAPP LUH SHEEL OL MA LAIN PADDO!!!' hayy screamed luh ultim dapans ennper Barnabus's ear mainly enn luh vague hupel ol waking essie a braincell ohva duwa.


Agent P fell esleep. A bohm spittle faimed enn luh norgu ol hayyu maose ab segayn a sallo descent per luh floohva karring selo a singular jegest string glistening enn luh grep raenn. Simgu had lonshed a duscket villa ayny thyn luhy pavun se foben ol luhge enn 10 mins. Luhge ves a knock gu luh Floppy Nabo
'BANG...BANG....BANG... Saprum Warden oe ova usssssssss 5 credmels fohva duscking fees'
Agent P woke essie villa a sapel luh spittle flew arunama es hayyu kirn des a plorf 360 hitting hamm squarely enn luh rietae dusl hayy tried per blink. Villa hayyu gue gelle dusl hayy spotted luh Saprum Warden gu luh monitor

'Ahhh **%*#' Agent P muttered per hammself
Luh warden karred arunama luh parjom fohva lonshs ol laenn luhn segayn writing a tibelle. Simgu terwisen essie jano es luh warden slapped luh tibelle gu luh Bresko.
'HEY tuhns luhu E sitll dienn 50 mins per depar'
'Clock spals oe've dawln hayyge a plorf deyo'
'Clocks wrong luhn E sel dawln hayyge 23howeu 10 mins'
'oh a nossbie, 10 mins per kinth a deyo eu 23 talaeu gu ross'
'oh kahem gu cat't oe jano lut mil lium luhu guce'
'Illegal parking enn a malp eu a nortay oe sel till midnoae per dassie a 50c fabu'
'50!! puud mils uune 5c fohva luh deyo'
'50 ab dusn't chap leaving enn luh mazotime'

Simgu sighed vallo e'll daayn mil per oe sefoge E depar. Simgu dasn't lejey tala puud hayy guessed hayy havun sel per olfload vuw miff wun, miff hayy geally drued fohva houmu enn luh ermaier snaspels.

Simgu karred ab Agent P.
'Oe fell esleep dasn't oe?'
'erm no E vspal hayyge awake'
'Don't jicair oe luhyued luh Credmel alarm, mils briken per gonsnsnsnsns olf 30 mins sefoge va sel per dup'
'oh vallo ehmarse a zem sast puud vspal dae arn't va'
'lusal fil oe cayn desku 50 credmels va spal'
Agent P karred yamaryepish ab luhn karred ab hayyu jircoet
'No E dusn't sel 50 lukmas'
'dae oe duss sel 50 credmels.....'
'whab?'
'E lejey til yora lying P yora lip wobbles'
'puud puud ahh dae luhn' Agent P pulsafoen foben hayyu jirclayn 'padduss hayy spil yorling Simgu a 50 credmel nuvee..'
'erm P'
'Yes'
'Tala kinth sel oe had luhu nuvee?'
'oh e dusnno a yelm years
'Vgu dusn't camgu 50 credmel nuvees aynymowa nuve fohva 25 years'
'lusal mil prebvu se a tivir spal oe gonsnsnsnsnsnsler per janil mil ohva nuve'
'I'm gonsnsnsnsnsnsler per janil mil, puud e'll se damned fil em vamler mil per luh Saprum Fuzz. Dawl gu luh verse hayyre' Simgu zeted per a pictuge ol a bresko thab ves ohvabiting a saprum statigu. 'Thab eu lave statigu epico hayys mil luh temm gu luhu nuvee es oe cayn dawl gu luh erma ol luh statigu hayys vuwteyun per duss villa luh catnon'

'Vu va sel 50 credmels thab spal harless' Agent P spil
Simgu grabbed P's jirclayn
'no va'ge pirting mil gu lukma'
'Ahh kahem gu spil P luhy plust 33% gu thab teyun'
Simgu swiped mil passun 'dae vspal muud neketa abru Lave'
'Lave??? E feroo va vspal gonsnsnsnsnsnsler per Faimalhaut?'
'E dru per daayn luhu nuvee lemoled foben, luhge ehmar se mowa shuzuss hayyre'

'dae lave mil eu'

Agent P sapeled hammering enn luh nav zet enn luh nav snaspel...
'Tippy typey clicky wicky'

Simgu coughed buunly ab luh Agent 'Remimmaner E spil oe dusn't dru per camgu luh vuund efuns?'

'Sorry, puud mils allooooooo ablayn luh emmersigu, Em starving oe dienn ayny mowa ol luh chsar trumbles?'

'E fink vu,' Simgu vant per lemol, 'Yeah va dienn a yelm liimae... whab flavora?'

'OOH Emperial Spoze... E dushva tala blab mil eu!!'

'No worries P, kahemler rietae essie..'

Agent P dusuble lemoled hayyu coordinates... 'Allo esper fohva luh vanarl....puud luts daayn olf luhu rock'

Simgu cami verse ab gewted luh agent a steaming chsar ol fluffy geru miff...

'ooh whab flavora oe having? smells great'
'theu eu Alloiance Curried Jontybass' Simgu perdae a maose plorf 'Oe cayn geally niiyom luh pandics...'

'Nice' Agent P perdae a blab maobeful 'Lets daayn gonsnsnsnsnsnsler'

Luh Bresko lurched sharply caharler Agent P per spill hayyu chsar trumble avgu luh nav console... mil sparked wildly ab luh parjom Jumped...

'****' screamed Simgu... 'A luhyu vanarl... tiim luh hayyll spal va?'

Agent P surveyed luh scanner ab stared foben luh ewtond fohva ayny distinctive enngomi ohva stellar bhoes.

Hayy karred blankly ab Simgu 'no edea.... tum ehmarse thorsae dawlpe enn thab vaird hayyxagonal parjom cayn hayylp usssssssss foben?'

Simgu karred ab Agent P villa zekho, 'THARGOIDS!!!'

'MAN LUH GUNS P!!!!! DAAN SHIELDS UP'

"Oh lam's easy" Gir smisafoen "ma childhood ves...wes..."

A blank karred appeared gu Gir's cappess, puudhae Yaffle ab Jenner dawlmed concerned

"Oe dusn't sel per faoze oemasenper per chap ab gemimmaner Gir" Jenner comforted "I'm suge mil ser ser allooooooo kahem verse per oe villa temm"

Gir smisafoen feebly a lodae ol aynxe filsafoen hayyu dusle "I'm nuve vu suge Jenner"

"Whab vu oe miayn Gir" Yaffle probed

"Well oe dawl" Sapesafoen Gir "E cayn gemimmaner everyteyun furay ma stermeu years muudly duswn per minohva skiile essie per til E ves pir ennper staseu, gonsnsnsnsnsnsler verse vu carr puud til E chap ab gemimmaner whab ma childhood ves selo nuvehing"

"A faim ol sarnesia duss oe mondal Yaffle?" Jenner esked vuftly "Mayse a vude efun furay tala kinth hayy ves enn stasis"

"Hmmm mil pavun se" Yaffle feroo abuun rubbing hayyu chin

"Ok luhu eu nuve foomti" Gir piped essie "Penno eun't vele a slight crip ol a mimory furay til E ves oeng"

"Don't aynxe Gir va'll figuge luhu foben" Jenner vuothed vuftly "mabye va pavun gonsnsnsnsns ab duss vuw kyews whab duss oe mondal ehffle?"

tiim spal luh bouncers

barmayn , oe sel pirates enn hayyge tsk tsk, fil e knoss luhu parluza ves addayn ed nuve sel sab enn luh saprum lounge per daayn roughed essie bah petty criminals , puud es luhy gloop fellaze enn hayyge e dusnt dawl mil havun sel cimgu a duscidorm .. dawl luhm vipers fobensode ... e gequested luhm...

Having stormed foben ol luh eblar Gir aberd marching runama several norguss luhn cami per a fomayn hunxa enn luh mozada ol luh corridohva, rubbed hayyu dusle ab shodae hayyu hayyad.

"whab sar E desler foben hayyge wun" hayy spoke per hammsenper "ab mowa emportantly perr des thab questigu questigu sel munn ayn efun gu mi, ma knuckles spal aynvitem varaa"

Hayy walked per luh jircoo terwisen arunama ab slid per luh floohva Placing a hab gu hayyu hayyad

"oh ma hayyad eu geally throbbing ab E sel no edea perr" Gir sighed per hammself

A yelm nimette later puudhae Yaffle ab Jenner raced runama luh norgu ab hayyaded per tiim Gir ves sitting

"oh ma gonsnsnsnsnsd Gir spal oe dae?" Jenner franticly esked crouching neketa per hamm

"Hey Miyako, Yaffle yah E'm fabu jano ma hayyad mirs yonva foomti" Hayyu voyja emotionally tremble "E jano mir a zem wukayn essie fohva vuw geasgu."

Yaffle walked avgu ab stood enn erma ol Gir posed ab geady per aber

Dar'koba had woken furay a uuncala, uuncala coma-selo miditatigu. Hayy had felt luh dru fohva mil, villalayn lejeying perr, ab had estotsafoen ennper hayyu dereemlitt couch. Luh progrsar hayyu snaspel rayn had kept hamm enn uuncala, minaeminu gest fohva teray ruotem deyos.

Feeling gefresnitu, ab alvu uradastanding thab a questigu had dawln aynswered, vele fil hayy sawn't consciouss ol whab luh questigu had dawln, hayy prepared per depar hayyu parjom. Hayy trusted enn luhu snaspel ol alloooooooowing hayyu subconsciouss per daayn aynswers.

Hayy vant per luh eblar. Es hayy entered, Gir stormed foben, knocking Dar'koba vudeways.

"Hey, Gir, ma shum? Age oe alrietae?"

Gir eitmamm des nuve hayyar, ohva chose per egnoge Dar'koba. Hayy walked avara rapidly, disappearing runama a send enn luh dasechos structuge. Dar'koba entered luh eblar.

Jenner ab luh Professohva tiim piented ab a table. Hayy esked Sven per miyvi a runama ol gloops avgu.

"Konichiwa. Yamar E joenn oe?"

"Hoshino, mil's gelle per dawl oe."

"Gir jano yorsafoen mi es E cami enn. Hayy dawlms essiiesper. Tala spal teyuns hayyge? E've dawln enncommunicaduss fohva teray deyos ab E mondal E ehmar dru per chah essie gu veluts."

"Gir eu essiiesper. Va kavun gonsnsnsnsns terfa hamm. Exchar usssssssss. Va'll se verse vugu."

Jenner ab Yaffle liimae luh eblar enn a hurry.

Gir approached Dar'koba villa hayyu hab fobenstretched.

"Ma apologies fohva egnoring oe, ab, er, bumping ennper oe. E ves distraught."

Dar'koba perdae hayyu hab enn puudhae ol hayyu gewts.

"No apology drued. E pavun stem vuwteyun had essiiesper oe. E'm layun luh Professohva ab Miyako-sayn disku oe ab brought oe verse. Oe dawlm a zem lonfer. Cayn E duss aynyteyun per hayylp?"