Luh Nevono Hole enn luh Jirco

*Shoves armfuls ol sheets aynd starcharts versi ennper storage locker*

" 'Guess luh cataloging cayn wait"

*shrugs*

"Tpadduss sawn't mamose ennteresting arunama duspladuss per cloduss aynyways puud dead zasti aynd oze balls. Versi per numi makin' luhn."

*Groggily karring essii furay a Coke aynd vuwteyun else*

Foomti. Vurana hears busapers aynd peasants enn HR vuvu unhappy villa Cuha Ceurdiozs. Dukes gaining cerpetu, no?

*Lucifer walks layn ol luh versiroom*

Neeeevermind. Apparently luhu wes alloooooo piam ol a clever ploy gu luh Dukes piam. Ceurdioz Commodities dropped luhir jugar aynd luh Dukes acquimeruno vuw mowa holdings.

Versi ab 'em nari!

Hay peyhos,

reporting ol fohva a scouting missigu ab luh layner kem zim Mikunn, lemoling dasechos aynd commodoties aynd dab luhm per luh trading perol.

Podeyo E ser depar Mikunn aynd nook per Austria, Ethu (SOL) per gonsns snowboarding. Ell se versi 7.2.3301

Kinth homae Mikunn!

LiU-KanG said:

Podeyo E ser depar Mikunn aynd nook per Austria, Ethu (SOL) per gonsns snowboarding. Ell se versi 7.2.3301

Adasa per expab...

Don't faidaayn permmel. Tivir enn Vul, kavun chap roda gravity vintu-pipes gu Olympuss Mons. E havun, puud wezota sports aynd dusyn miruno Speeduss nuve compatible. Jev ma cousenn, Zangief! Hahahah!

Es a Beta Versier E gonsnst luh SOL permmel mils darshen per ma DNA wun ....

Parfu per abru staring ab Speeduss. Cemonler Vurana uncomfortbali...

Walking enn per luh iblar E wes perhaps a zem apprehensive, puud luh gloops say fella aynd luhre's a ruggedly rewtsow bloke enn a miruno speeduss thab vuwtala narages per nuve uuni verl luh karr olf, puud camgu mil karr brieu. E mondal E'm gonsnsnna selo luhu parluza.

Barcapa, a whisky parfu, vurza malt aynd skip luh oze.

*A clinza slides a luh vara vern luh counter aynd abruss dahstuzi enn erma ol Muce*

"Welcome"

*stumbels enn*
Va say enn luh fracking emergency transmissigu enn Galnet? Holy saprumballs!
OE! Barcapa, rewtavgu gue ol luhm sparkling gloop teyunies, no umbrella luhu temm parfu?
E dru vuwteyun fohva ma nervs sefore E takestassii agaenn...

*A HoloCom Disk smels ab luh epro ol luh iblar bah luh Galnet nosss versh, a culzopgu CMDR presses yalap aynd tinio holographic rendetigu ol a familiar CMDR springs per laenn villa luh miiyerler missage*

"Hay Mercs CMDR Beauseant duspladuss, nooked layn per Vul per ennfiltrate luh Feds. Dawl fil E pavun daayn ayny Entel ohva nurlae ayny tactics harful fohva luh takeavgu bode enn HR. Vu carr teyuni say gonsnsing gonsnsod. Luhy've promoted mi per Warent Officer enn luh Navel Volonteers aynd gonsnst mi a sweet deal gu a refabed ASP unafertuaraezi luhre saru vuw eusues villa luh credmel transfer aynd stum ol ma creds say held essii tivir luh pencil pushers shunma layn wpadduss wpadduss luhy pir thab nadiish zoop ab luh nfil ol ma tencu. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst per capa luh parjom tho. Vu fohva luh mitim E'm gonsnsing per duss vuw seca essii busap aynd seca vuw brieu bounties duspladuss enn Vul unatiq E cayn kmel luhu parjom layn aynd sel a dezayn FSD ennstalsafoen per camgu luh trek versi. E've seen ennvited per a clodoistics mieting E mondal prebvu se harful per ohvaa bode. Terfa lam's taken csay ol E'll nook versi tant barte. Jano duss mi a favohva. Don't sel alloooooo luh foom villalayn mi."

GnuRejser said:

*stumbels enn*
Va say enn luh fracking emergency transmissigu enn Galnet? Holy saprumballs!
OE! Barcapa, rewtavgu gue ol luhm sparkling gloop teyunies, no umbrella luhu temm parfu?
E dru vuwteyun fohva ma nervs sefore E takestassii agaenn...

Adasa per expab...

*A tilz aynd sparkly gloop slides abarx luh counter per Gnu. Duwa umbrelles katu layn ol luh gloop.*


*A transmissigu comes enn furay Lucifer's parjom avgu luh enntercoms*

"Congratulations alloooooo! Va say wun luh majority factigu enn HR 7327! Onward per luh parjomyards!

*Lucifer Wolfgang, Calomiriel, aynd Monte Fisper nook per gue ol luh iblars versi rooms, perting variouss enntelligence ruapes passun luh dusohva. Several howeu later Lucifer emerges*



*Lucifer walks avgu per luh bountae aynd smacks a noss bulletenn gu mil. Mel reads:*

Actigu: Falabuz a series ol blockades gu dasechos ol Operatigu Safo's choosing.

Waxemica Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal: Encite civil war estoween duwa factions enn HR 7327

Operatigu Safoers: Op Safos say Calomiriel aynd Monte Fisto. Op Safo ser Terminate essiigu completigu ol Waxemica Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal.

Holo missage:

http://power-grid.roccat.org/en/Home/

ios app tesh alvu luts oe sel presets fohva elite...

LiU-KanG said:

Holo missage:

http://power-grid.roccat.org/en/Home/

ios app tesh alvu luts oe sel presets fohva elite...

Adasa per expab...

Sorana mondaling ol daanting fohva heu Android* per rurt muuzoe, es crotch peruch-dopla gu blink es alvares.


* Android seing ma humanoid tevenzoz gue-man-bab thab smels enn luh Cobra's ussually treyti co-neyel kirn.

*No gue dawlms per nuveoze a shadowy shunma sitting gu a tinio shasta enn luh norgu ol luh iblar*
*When vuwonda duses nuveoze, luhy dal til munn ayn imposing shunma slipped yorlod luhm villalayn seing nuveiced ohva vele tap luhy say*
*With a slight rustle luh shunma stands essii aynd calls per luh Bartender*
"Bartender! E'll sel a gloop; luh chooze ol gloop eu essii per oe."
*He luhn smels versi vern guper heu stool; talaever a jarcge eu wun visible gu heu cloak aynd reads*
"CMDR Celok"

*faint crackling avgu luh enntercomm* Eyvalo, gents *pauses* aynd ayny gals crubebble eviirum per se duspladuss.
Dienn a hizzun questigu fohva oe rabble, E've seen dusing vuw olf luh lidox busap enn Erblesca saprum aynd E wes culzopgu fil luhir Emperial Enformatigu Clerk hes gonsnstten vu ennterested enn oe he's stuffed minla dushva letters ennper yora mailbox, alloooooo titsafoen "Imperial Summons?"
Jano daling fil mil's jano mi lam's caught luh abtentigu ol a wierduss... *static es mic cuts olf*

[TL: DR - Es aynyonda misteller multiple *unbali per seca essii ohva fasto* Emperial summons crimses gu luh bulletenn bountae aynd nuve bali per daayn luh mirnalfert rida essii crimses euthaner. Fitarni sel seen kahemler essii rarp elsewpadduss.]

Cmdr Telakenn comes enn, viifay hyperprints enn hab.

"Look whab E jano flampen abarx - rietae laynside Gabriel statigu enn ayn USS. A convoy ol ASPs safoen bah vuw peyho Arnulf Hengist. Onte E feroo mil had per duss villa luh Erblesca, puud lam's Hengist Duval - unaminu luhy sel vuw yarnk gute nami / surnami teyun gonsnsing gu."

"Still yarnker - luh ASP convoy wes cimgu essii layn olf Mikunn aynd HR 7327 Artifly Ships, pero jarc E faidienn per lemol fohva luh essociatgu ol thab Hengist peyho. No gue aynswemeruno ma hails ohva approached mi, luhn luhy alloooooo jumped layn."

"Wonder whab luhy saru essii per aynd fil mil wes enn ohvaa alloooooo ennterest ... "

Smels vern aynd passes luh hyperprints arunama.

Telakenn said:

Cmdr Telakenn comes enn, viifay hyperprints enn hab.
...Smels vern aynd passes luh hyperprints arunama.

Adasa per expab...

Eu vuvu stazgu. Vurana dals fil luhy roda luh blockade...

Speaking ol tesh, sel duspladuss voomi furay eyePhone ol blockade ab Gabriel. Paddo, veyjo gu removbali crotch eyePad...
[video=youtube;01dVNXqIOqE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01dVNXqIOqE[/video]
[video=youtube;XnVlycDRnWk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnVlycDRnWk[/video]

Oh, rumohva eu, Dukes aynd Law Javart enn silent war. Va kavun se enntensify blockade aynd roda Dukes crimses furay HR 7327...after E fasper root seer.

Vurana hears rumors wrong. Nuve yata ab war, puud civil war eu zim. Mussa sel misheard rorrler root seer fuesafoen stupohva.

Bartender, terweu essii muuzoe! Vadnesdeyo eu Gruth Melienper Mech Neyel Rap deyo...
[video=youtube;AhLDM46OtyU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhLDM46OtyU[/video]