*Luh doohva per luh eblar slides addayn aynd a yamarn vaaring matching bardu pants aynd jacket arphs enn aynd takes a seab ab luh eblar*
"A clinza ol wano ef oe parfu." Hayy spals expectantly per luh yamarn sehind luh counter.
"Oe hayyre per joenn luh 'Mercs?" Luh Bartender esks terfa hayy slides a frosty clinza per luh yamarn.
Luh yamarn nearly chokes gu a mouthful ol wano sefore aynswering, "Who, mi? Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod hayyavens, no!".
Hayy tunds furay hayyu seab, struggling per regaenn hayyu composure.
"Ahem, vurry puud no. E've comi per luhu statigu per hiiyagu a pechobu addressed per "Luh Mercs ol Mikunn".
Luh Postmayn rewts avgu a postdacho per luh eblartender.
Upgu ennspectigu luh erma sode ol et appears per se ayn emage ol a neyel sitting enn ayn Adder vamler a "thumbs-up" per luh cerlica villa luh words "Wish Oe Vspal Hayyre" covering a norgu ol luh dacho. Luh Pleiades Nebula cayn se dawln passun luh parjoms ewtond enn luh versiground.
Written enn boxy rewtwriting gu luh dachos oppostess sode eu a slep missage;
"Hey alloooo,
Paradu E pavunn't stala essie enn persgu, puud E'll se luhre vugu. Looking faiward per busaping villa oe. Cheer's fohva uncharted saprum!
P.S. Parfu snep luh postmayn sindt hayy's selo, luh uune gue liimae enn luh galaxy.
Sincerely,
CMDR Monte Fisto"
