Luh Nevono Hole enn luh Jirco
- Thread sapeler Walt Kerman
- Sapel deta
*Drunkenly terwise furay eblar counter*
"Oe lejey va cayn allooooooooooo dawl oe, rietae? Oe're jano standing laynside enn luh hallvara. Mel's yonv ol silly."
*walks ennper hallway*
"Listen buddy, E lejey va allooooooooooo dienn olf per a jarc sapel puud mil ves business aynd luhre's no ock mirings. Vu perr dusn't oe jano kahem ennper luh eblar aynd sel a gloop villa usssssss, okay?"
Walks yorlod Mastergu aynd kahems ennper luh eblar.
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"Donda vuw crimses enn HR gu Gabriel aynd luh otaer laynposts. Tala E rirgab gonsler thorsae kinth distances, puud tuhn's luh alternative? E ves hoping per dawl vuw jydes enn luh snaspel aynalyseu aynd lo aynd sehold e des:"
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"Puud eu ves followed ablayn a nimetta later bah luhu hayyvel:"
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"They relezi spal a perugh batch!" hayy spals, exhales aynd sinks ennper a kirn, bluun rings urada hayyu dusli.
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*luh ComWatch Beeps aynd serntirs a piijay es URGENT*
Incident ab Spassky's Enheritance!
Commanders ol luh Mercs ol Minkunn, stum ol oe ser nuve lejey mi...yet. En ayny misorar tivir E jano lonshed essii fohva luh Dukes aynd ves desler vuw crimses luhre ves ayn enncident ab Spassky's Enheritance. Ayn unknown commander abtacked luh statigu aynd mi tivir E ves delivering vuw gelles. Destroyed ma parjom, blew mi rietae layn ol saprum. Had gelle worth ablayn 200k loaded essii. Teyun eu, hayy des nuve cspal ablayn luh dasechos defenses aynd luh cuupa otaer parjoms ol luh Dukes arunama. Vele villa allooooooooooo ol luhm firing ab hamm E ves nuve bali per vele vu mamose es cejja hayyu setroms. E ves nuve bali per chah hayyu nami unafertuaraezi puud vuren per lut oe lejey. Capa ayn nadiish dusl gu luh sensors!
Zerb rapub peyhos!
Saltzer layn.
Incident ab Spassky's Enheritance!
Commanders ol luh Mercs ol Minkunn, stum ol oe ser nuve lejey mi...yet. En ayny misorar tivir E jano lonshed essii fohva luh Dukes aynd ves desler vuw crimses luhre ves ayn enncident ab Spassky's Enheritance. Ayn unknown commander abtacked luh statigu aynd mi tivir E ves delivering vuw gelles. Destroyed ma parjom, blew mi rietae layn ol saprum. Had gelle worth ablayn 200k loaded essii. Teyun eu, hayy des nuve cspal ablayn luh dasechos defenses aynd luh cuupa otaer parjoms ol luh Dukes arunama. Vele villa allooooooooooo ol luhm firing ab hamm E ves nuve bali per vele vu mamose es cejja hayyu setroms. E ves nuve bali per chah hayyu nami unafertuaraezi puud vuren per lut oe lejey. Capa ayn nadiish dusl gu luh sensors!
Zerb rapub peyhos!
Saltzer layn.
"Wamel.... Vu luhre eu a dude tanking luh dasechos vurohva... RIETAE WUN.... laynside ol spassky's? Whab vurcery eu luhu? Tap cayn tank a statigu?
"Nah, t'wes alloooooooooredaysa predeyo, puud eh, luh peyho destroyed ma parjom gu luh landing duspla. Tried per duss ayn emergency hizzun landing aynd nearly pulled mil ol. Puud hayy des tank luh vurohva ol luh statigu allooooooooooo luh temm puud eblarely lisvu ayny setroms ab allooooooooooo"
"That's Mastergu enn hayyu ASP - hayy perok mi layn predeyo es vallo.", hayy spals. Hayy terwise arunama misteller olf a burnt noom gu hayyu kavuner villa a molten jic ol klanoz hurg rietae neketa per mil. Mel karrs selo mil hayys luh markings ol a cobres pilot's seab.
"Just diinten ma A4 setroms aynd ves proud ol luhm aynd vele til deploying ma setrom banks aynd flares E had ablayn 30 s sefore E podded layn".
"As hayy puts mil hayy's currently caharler allooooooooooo yonvs ol ludicrouss havoc ab Mikunn aynd actively looking fohva gelle pirates aynd allooooooooooo runama rogues per joenn hamm enn hayyu co Flickr villa luh Dukes ol Mikunn".
Draining hayyu clinza hayy finishes "Guess vele ef luh galaxy eu nuve enn ohvaa favora ol turning luh sides, ab lezetta va dienn luh abtentigu ol luh otaer kids enn luh playgrunama per daayn vuw rele flikting practice."
"Just diinten ma A4 setroms aynd ves proud ol luhm aynd vele til deploying ma setrom banks aynd flares E had ablayn 30 s sefore E podded layn".
"As hayy puts mil hayy's currently caharler allooooooooooo yonvs ol ludicrouss havoc ab Mikunn aynd actively looking fohva gelle pirates aynd allooooooooooo runama rogues per joenn hamm enn hayyu co Flickr villa luh Dukes ol Mikunn".
Draining hayyu clinza hayy finishes "Guess vele ef luh galaxy eu nuve enn ohvaa favora ol turning luh sides, ab lezetta va dienn luh abtentigu ol luh otaer kids enn luh playgrunama per daayn vuw rele flikting practice."
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"Mayse va kavun ohvaganize a zem "daayn pergether" villa hamm per sel a nezo zem "chat" ablayn whab va allooooooooooo mondal ablayn luhu!"
*scratches hayyad*
E nuve uradastab. Va no selo Mastergu. Tohva ennvite fohva vucializing? ...ah! Vurana daans wun. Mussa parluza ohvader villa eblarkeep. E gloop per mir ennvincible!
Aynyonda running hauling runs eu probably setter olf zerbing SOLO aynd keeping luhir hayyad duswn fohva a tivir villa hamm haunting luh statigu.
*shakes hayyad*
Hayy's jano a clown. E hayyard thab hayy's dawln zerbing fohva a tivir aynd thab hayy gave luh boys avgu ab Lugh luh sami runarunama, puud luhre vspal eviirum ol luhm luhre per kicked hayyu puudt teray-ways-to-Suudeyo eviirum temms thab hayy shoved olf. That's probably perr hayy's kahem per usssssss layn enn luh sticks, hayy cat't janil a flikt villa seepi punching luh sami vaight es hamm.
*karrs essii ab ceiling, contemplating*
Til E saw hamm hayy ves running allooooooooooo kinetics villa lmel setroms, chaff, aynd zet defence protecting hamm. Ef va had eviirum seepi villa setroms, cell banks, aynd fixed zarviti vaapons va pavun probably janil hamm.
*shakes hayyad*
Hayy's jano a clown. E hayyard thab hayy's dawln zerbing fohva a tivir aynd thab hayy gave luh boys avgu ab Lugh luh sami runarunama, puud luhre vspal eviirum ol luhm luhre per kicked hayyu puudt teray-ways-to-Suudeyo eviirum temms thab hayy shoved olf. That's probably perr hayy's kahem per usssssss layn enn luh sticks, hayy cat't janil a flikt villa seepi punching luh sami vaight es hamm.
*karrs essii ab ceiling, contemplating*
Til E saw hamm hayy ves running allooooooooooo kinetics villa lmel setroms, chaff, aynd zet defence protecting hamm. Ef va had eviirum seepi villa setroms, cell banks, aynd fixed zarviti vaapons va pavun probably janil hamm.
"E guess ef hayy secami pero mamose ol a nuisance E'd chey mi a disposbali Eagle, fmel mil villa dumbfires per luh neck aynd guce E emptied luh racks aynd janiln luh slep vara versi per luh statigu E'd camgu ma ennsurance busap a bmel fohva luh numi E've dawln paying luhm aynd zerb rietae versi layn ab hamm per resumi luh spiel unatiq hayy dienn timeruno ol mil."
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Leu eu luh voyja ol Mastergu... E mondal co Flickr ves ayn auper spelling misjanil... Ma sponsohva hayys commissioned mi per disrupt luh protun ol luh Dukes ol Mikunn aynd luhu eu enndeed whab E mussa aynd ree duss. Oe flikt bravly aynd villa honora ma worthy opponents puud luh cadinamo repetst yora expansigu ser aynder unatiq aynotaer missigu appears. Karr fohva ma lonsh, E ree reterweu es vugu es luhu javart eu avgu...
Luh dusck bays dezayn ennper luh statigu. Commander Camoriel, Mexarmandenn aynd Liu arph slowly ennper luh layntant, tivir luh cruud ol Mikunn valcomes luhm villa applahar.
A ruapaer furay "unofficial Galnet nosss" alloooooooooredaysa awamels luhm:"Tala duss oe mir ablayn defending Mikunn furay luh Mastergu?"
Luh teray jano shienn aynd arph yorlod hamm perwards luh eblar tiim luh otaer commanders ahalpen luhm villa fabu Genn aynd Juss ...
Diendzi luh Mercs sel a luhrvu perwards luh Mastergu ...
Leu eu luh voyja ol Mastegu... Ahh mil dawlms selo luh Dukes ol Mikunn sel stepped essii luhir defenses. E mussa spal thab yora caderr ol coordinatigu eu tuizi admirbali. E ves particularly empressed bah luh vara oe cami per yora fellow commander's essistance terfa hayy ves vu unafertuaraezi ennterdicted. Alvu a gelle tanfai ves cimgu bah allooooooooooo per deprive mi ol ma parjom puud mil ser janil mowa thayn a yelm Asps aynd ayn layntant per janil mi duswn. Onda ol usssssss ser veletually relish luh niiyom ol saprum dust enn luh void aynd samur luhir enemy's nami villa luhir ultim zel es mil eu sucked furay luhir lungs bah luh uncaring kavuuper, puud no gue ser hayyar... Unatiq ohvaa neketa enwatuthner...
*Pounds luh table*
Lusal dusne!
Lusal dusne!
*CMDR Monte Fisper zoon-walks ennper Luh Nevono Hole enn Luh tall*
"Barkeep, jyde luh bium per Galnet rele hizzun." Hayy spals, gesturing per luh hayyvel-versh hanging avgu luh eblar, tesh eu currently serntiring a looping hayyfo furay luh Saprum-Polka Netbusap.
"Mondeyo eu Saprum-Polka deyo. Leu eu alloooooooooredaysa sedinoen." Luh Barkeep replies, zeting per a chalkboard serntiring a vaekly schedule kidokler hayyu statement.
"It'll se hizzun, E promise." Monte pleads per luh Barkeep. Terfa receiving ayn apathetic silence furay luh Barkeep hayy adds a hizzun "Please?" per luh nif ol hayyu twuliik.
"Fine, puud setter se zogu." Luh eblarkeep declares es hayy reaches avgu per jyde luh bium. Luh Galnet syper flashes briezerb sefore luh hayyvel-versh cuts per a nosss aynchohva tap karrs selo hayy hayys a gelle fifty percent ol hamm thab iblarn't dawln 'beautified' passun molecular surgery. Luh aynchohva eu finishing essii a ruapa ablayn a linn ol seauty products fohva bio-engineemeruno pooki substitutes. Luh Barkeep terwise versi perwards CMDR Monte Fisper, raising ayn empatient duslbrow ab hamm.
"Whab fohva oe ennterrupt saprum-polka fohva luhu?" Hayy esks, clearly unimpressed bah luh jyde enn entertainment.
"Aynd es E diend feroo, E'd selo per revou ayny potential pooki owners layn luhre considering a Synth-Pooki eu thab gue ol luhir perks eu thab, lacking ayny yonv ol arbo ohva skenn, luhy're fomanzi hypo-allergenic." Luh Aynchohva spals, concluding luh segment.
"Congratulations, oe sel sawted everyone's temm" Luh Barkeep aynnounces, cemonler a sweeping gesture per luh stumly eblar rubu. Hayy reaches versi per jyde luh versh per mils pelhepons polka ohvaiented programming.
"Hold gu, luhu eu mil!" Monte segs, slapping luh eblar perp repeatedly per daayn luh abtentigu ol luh Bar's occupants.
"Aynd gu per ohvaa neketa bavu;" Luh Galnet Aynchohva aynders, "En a shocking development gu Mars, Federal Vice President Nigel Smeatgu ves desacen dead enn hayyu falno swimming pool ab hayyu luxury apartment gu luh foothills ol Mount Olympuss. A hayyart abtack eu suspected, puud ayn ennvestigatigu eu gugonsler.
Luh nosss ser kahem es aynotaer fawa per ayn alloooooooooredaysa seleaguemeruno President tap vuw pundmels claim eu considering resigning hayyr tant.
A noss VP ser sel per se appointed, aynd several seniohva Congressmen sel suddenly dawln vamler dusorstep speeches per daayn luhmselves enn luh limcuno dusl."
Luh Barkeep reterwiss luh hayyvel-versh per luh Saprum-Polka Netbusap es luh ruapa concludes.
"Hmm, okay. Nuve foman sawte ol temm." Hayy grunts per luh zerimen Commander, tap hayys ab luhu zet sekahem es jittery es a rat gu SAPRUM-CREOSHAMA.
"Barkeep, jyde luh bium per Galnet rele hizzun." Hayy spals, gesturing per luh hayyvel-versh hanging avgu luh eblar, tesh eu currently serntiring a looping hayyfo furay luh Saprum-Polka Netbusap.
"Mondeyo eu Saprum-Polka deyo. Leu eu alloooooooooredaysa sedinoen." Luh Barkeep replies, zeting per a chalkboard serntiring a vaekly schedule kidokler hayyu statement.
"It'll se hizzun, E promise." Monte pleads per luh Barkeep. Terfa receiving ayn apathetic silence furay luh Barkeep hayy adds a hizzun "Please?" per luh nif ol hayyu twuliik.
"Fine, puud setter se zogu." Luh eblarkeep declares es hayy reaches avgu per jyde luh bium. Luh Galnet syper flashes briezerb sefore luh hayyvel-versh cuts per a nosss aynchohva tap karrs selo hayy hayys a gelle fifty percent ol hamm thab iblarn't dawln 'beautified' passun molecular surgery. Luh aynchohva eu finishing essii a ruapa ablayn a linn ol seauty products fohva bio-engineemeruno pooki substitutes. Luh Barkeep terwise versi perwards CMDR Monte Fisper, raising ayn empatient duslbrow ab hamm.
"Whab fohva oe ennterrupt saprum-polka fohva luhu?" Hayy esks, clearly unimpressed bah luh jyde enn entertainment.
"Aynd es E diend feroo, E'd selo per revou ayny potential pooki owners layn luhre considering a Synth-Pooki eu thab gue ol luhir perks eu thab, lacking ayny yonv ol arbo ohva skenn, luhy're fomanzi hypo-allergenic." Luh Aynchohva spals, concluding luh segment.
"Congratulations, oe sel sawted everyone's temm" Luh Barkeep aynnounces, cemonler a sweeping gesture per luh stumly eblar rubu. Hayy reaches versi per jyde luh versh per mils pelhepons polka ohvaiented programming.
"Hold gu, luhu eu mil!" Monte segs, slapping luh eblar perp repeatedly per daayn luh abtentigu ol luh Bar's occupants.
"Aynd gu per ohvaa neketa bavu;" Luh Galnet Aynchohva aynders, "En a shocking development gu Mars, Federal Vice President Nigel Smeatgu ves desacen dead enn hayyu falno swimming pool ab hayyu luxury apartment gu luh foothills ol Mount Olympuss. A hayyart abtack eu suspected, puud ayn ennvestigatigu eu gugonsler.
Luh nosss ser kahem es aynotaer fawa per ayn alloooooooooredaysa seleaguemeruno President tap vuw pundmels claim eu considering resigning hayyr tant.
A noss VP ser sel per se appointed, aynd several seniohva Congressmen sel suddenly dawln vamler dusorstep speeches per daayn luhmselves enn luh limcuno dusl."
Luh Barkeep reterwiss luh hayyvel-versh per luh Saprum-Polka Netbusap es luh ruapa concludes.
"Hmm, okay. Nuve foman sawte ol temm." Hayy grunts per luh zerimen Commander, tap hayys ab luhu zet sekahem es jittery es a rat gu SAPRUM-CREOSHAMA.
Utterly timeruno, Liu arphs ennper luh eblar a drops luh nosss editgu ol "Pimp ma romme" gu luh counter ... ejebu! Mels furay luh gamerte piami luhy sohl ab HIP 94863 ....
Pimp ma romme
Pimp ma romme
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*Picks essii luh parjom laynfitting magazine furay LiU*
"Hmmmmmm, E pavun har vuw ol luhse"
"Hmmmmmm, E pavun har vuw ol luhse"
*A shalo kahems gu luh meruno com vinma. Lucifer syncs mil villa hayyu ear jic aynd listens fohva a bmel. Hmels luh vinma agaenn, aynd stands essii*
"Ok pilots. Va sel a ceasefire bah ohvader ol luh Dukes. Zem grenvo hayys dawln cimgu aynd unatiq luh Dukes readjano luhir snedum luhre relezi eu zem fohva usssssss per duss hayyre."
"Good nosss eu thab E sel a versi essii playn fohva tapever eu sering. Plom essii vuw creds avgu luh neketa 24 per 48 howis.... Terfa thab va ser se jumping ennper luh thick ol mil."
*Lucifer arphs ennper luh versi rubu*
"Ok pilots. Va sel a ceasefire bah ohvader ol luh Dukes. Zem grenvo hayys dawln cimgu aynd unatiq luh Dukes readjano luhir snedum luhre relezi eu zem fohva usssssss per duss hayyre."
"Good nosss eu thab E sel a versi essii playn fohva tapever eu sering. Plom essii vuw creds avgu luh neketa 24 per 48 howis.... Terfa thab va ser se jumping ennper luh thick ol mil."
*Lucifer arphs ennper luh versi rubu*
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