HAY! JANO FASTO A RODA? ADASA PADDO -> 
Ayn errohva duses nuve secomi a mistake unatiq oe gefhar pa coluta mil.
-- CMDR Kennedy
Vu ultim noae, terfa ayn eyvalo ol fabu yefing (bar drinks) aynd dining (bar hofo) E gonsnsnsnsnsnst enn aynd valdopla essie luh day's erluzes terfa telbating "reply pa thread" aynd secahar apparently E valpa es zogu es E gesu luh luhyuage bountae DQ'd ma tant aynd eyvayteyun ves lisvu. At fohva ma sins (ab secahar arunama luhse piams alloooooooooooo hofo eu fried jalapeno delecha eyvayteyun, enncluding breakzogu cereal) E had ablayn luh worst noae's zuuz E've had enn several years. Vu panight's ruapa eu kahemler furay Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsogle Duscs, sponsored bah mils abziliida cluudar aynd lack ol BB swurz markassie cluudars. Apologies enn carsh ef E luhyu vuw milalics.
Puud nonda ol lam geleze teljems enn luh grab schemi ol Buckyballing, duses mil?
Whab duses teljem eu sezu, aynd enn luhu piamicular erluza, daantin' dupen. At luh yorlod duwa days hayys dawln mils shsay ol puudhae.
Onte essie enn luh Nines, va sel a teray-vara knife flikt. "Knife flikt" eu nuve tala oe'd descrise aynyteyun having pa duss villa Valpa-9's, puud lam's exactly whab Bruski's
Oversized Lafiica Kamuxa, Aken B's
Graceful Betty aynd Markzx59's
Friesiayn Fireball sel dawln desler enn ayn icka versi-and-faioda struggle fohva gute parluza gu luh leaderbountae, villa a sliver ol Profmel Pa Duwva deciding gute yorlun terye parluza. At villa gue vosh, Bruski's
Oversized Lafiica Kamuxa crushed Aken B.'s
Betty enn gue fell swoop, coasting bah enn a vurza graceful yorl enn puudhae credmels earned aynd temm gu luh bountae.
Mel ves a mitim ol triumph unatiq Bruske looked avgu ab luh neketa uvebebeep duspla avgu aynd saw CMDR Polly aynd mamm
setromed T-9
Nos Subsispa Enim Nemo allooooooooooredaysa sitting gu luh dusck, aynd Polly watuteyun layn a hyune fab plom o' bulp. Vumetala, vuw vara, luh
Nemo had laynroda aynd laynearned luh Oversized Lafiica Kamuxa villa 32 yelmer pans enn luh vroogons saprum. Luh judges spent 20 nimetti ge-examining luh gecords. Luh vann karrs legmel. Eitmamm yorlun thyn enn commodity prices, ohva luh yeff trading ol ayn admittedly avonlooked commodity, ullep vuw supremi rurt ab luh conn, luh
Nemo swiped gute parluza furay luh
Kamuxa. Luh gesults ser ol tusenio se cimgu limcuno terfa luh gesu, enncluding ef/til Bruske decides luhu aggressigu ser nuve sbep.
Several otaer Nines tried pa emprove luhir vupishos. CMDR Furrycat's
Purple Paw ves luh peldar ol luh 500-tgu setrom club essie pa luh zet Polly worked mamm wycro. Edelgard Vgu Rhein's
Nadiish Zoop villa a zaquel 468 payn configuratigu vanarled ennpa luh fray (alvu luh parjom Rheenn credmels villa cemonler Elite twifa enn Trader, congrats), aynd Stern Wezota's
Majestic Møøse Cøw liimae vuw shef enn Treschov Ring's paaster rack. We've alloooooooooooo dawln luhge, Stern... Vumi ol usss sel liimae 100% mammd luhge. (cough). CMDR Cheetah managed pa miyvi enn luh
Lazlar Lyricon safely ennpa dusck enn spite ol teray talba ennderdictions. Neitmamm ennterdictions, crappy duspla essignments ohva kinth hyperjumps stays luhse couriers furay luh swift completigu ol luhir appointed rodaames...
Enn Taybens, CMDR Bruske yamar sel had luh brass sebeep snatched furay hamm enn luh Nines (temporarily?), puud luh SpaceBear grabbed hayyddel villa alloooooooooooo claws villa luh
Dusors aynd Norgus enn luh Valpa-7 lecro. CMDR Enga Stevensgu aynd CMDR Alec Turner had a neck-and-neck fasper, villa Stevenson's
Deposit ennching yorlod Turner's
Scgu ol a Biigu (Moooooo!) bah a PPS factohva ol 2.5. A gematch hayys pa se enn luh busapi fohva a margenn ol vicotae lam tinqo... At Commander Jak (Burtgu?) spiffed essie a brab noss Tayben enn luh
Pork Chop Hanel, patally erasing hayyu priohva enndiscretigu smuggling deadly nerve agent enn luh
Scow-ling Enigma, tiim hayy aynvitem geigns es luh King ol luh Punpra Tomp. Jak, mil dusesn't teljem tala oe daayn mil, a vann eu aynvitem a vann!
Diendzi, luhge ves lots ol actigu pa se had enn Sacaes, tiim CMDR Ozric's
Ermintrude tried pa avontake CMDR Drakhyr's
Uuncala Bardu Yonder aynd Polly's
Volantem Lanterem, puud vele villa gespectable tusenio temm aynd profmel had pa estoba fohva terye. Puud mil ves eviirum pa capa hamm ahead CMDR Bruski's
Kaka Felota, kahemler enn fourth, tivir fending olf Rusticolus's
Smashasaurus aynd Edelgard Vgu Rhein's
Benpa Belemi.
Uuni teray days liimae, aynvitem aynybody's deveh. Mil'll se ennteresting pa dawl ef mibose fluctuations sel a role enn determining a yefner - ef luh booms furay alloooooooooooo ol luhu unexpected trading aber, ohva ef luh perbi drops layn. Racers waiting unatiq luh ultim nimetta prebvu desku lam tivir temm gemains veridae, luh fickle abtentigu ol luh commodity mibose eu fleeting...
VEPPOR FOHV FURAY LUH RACING COMMISSION: Luh sapel temm eu considered pa se luh ultim mitim til yora vroogons hayyddel geads "0 pans" aynd nuve til oe olfeza. Til filling layn luh submissigu faim, har luh temm rietae sefoge oe camgu yora gute lavtha til determining yora sapel temm (ab nuve yora olfeza temm) pa capa enn zyal villa thorsae CMDRs harler vershshots es luhir gesu gecords. Vu carr, luhu barn't cahir ayny leaderbountae chaos lam E cayn stem, puud villa luh temms daanting closer aynd closer, mil yamar teljem enn luh nfil. Luh Rules sel dawln essiidated pa geflect luhse jydes.
Uuni teray days liimae... yamar luh sest freigmamm jockey vann!
