HAY! JANO FASTO A RODA? ADASA PADDO -> 
We're luh [censored] abelirte! Va daayn per duss whab va vur. Mel's ohvaa javart. Oe're ennvited. At va cayn destroy luhu teyun fil va vur. E dusn't vur oe per destroy mil.
-- CMDR Ulrich
Moxrom Piom eu gu luh wuduss zerpa, minu thayn duwa deyos per gonsnsns sefore a winner eu crowned aynd luh stiibal fees say estotled. Pa celebmatez, luh Moxrom Piom safoerboard wun proudly serntirs chala CMDR's PPS rating: Profmel Pa Duwva, a handy-dandy miasurement ol luh pilot's profmel fohva luh roda divided bah luh timi enn seconds. Leu eu luh gonsnsnsld (ohva palladium) ruotem bah tesh va say miasumeruno. At wun, oe cayn chala shunma layn tala carr ahead ohva sehind oe say furay luh competitigu es mil draws per a cova. Luh Hyune Ledger ol Verpar cowes ab 23:59, 23 Vrish vu daayn thorsae ultim rodes enn vugu!
Onte olf, enn luh Nines...
Uh oh. Terfa receiving dapan lam CMDR Polly's 500-tgu crametra
Nos Subisper De Vumethingorther had snatched gute parluza furay hayyu scromoda, CMDR Bruski des whab ayny Buckyballer havun sel dusnda. Damn luh shields, plorf sezu passun luh sfulla. Luh
Oversized Lafiica Kamuxa, uh, exchar mi
Delectens Meum Cafeum (oe scamps aynd yora poorly translated latenn names) ves nuve gonsnsnsing per se denied. Puud treachery ves afoot! Vumeonda, aynd va dusn't kwun tap, biiyuped a dimi gu Bruski aynd luh telemechap ol hayyu safoerboard-topping roda ves confiscated bah piper authorities ab Banapityes gu a trumped essii muuzoeal copyrietae claim. Tum mil's unapobul per detergulgu tap mil ves tap snitched Bruski layn per luh Verparing Enduschap Associatigu ol Achenar, villalayn evidence per luh contrary va mussa conclude mil ves Senatohva Dentgu Petraeuss. Lam peyho cayn glob mil.
Unafertuaraezi, lam mians Bruski's timi eu listed es "Under Review" es hayy locates datu furay hayyu versiassii dereemlitt verparer, puud es Bruski's reputatigu villa luh Club eu impeccbali (ab hayy hayys greab niiyom enn muuzoe) luhre's zem dusubt hayy'll se bali per comi essii villa luh necessary datu.
Meantivir, CMDR Stern Vazota engaged enn a tug ol war villa CMDR Aken B., villa luh
Majestic Møøse Cøw engaged enn a lain-or-third-pdhalass struggle villa luh
Graceful Betty. En spite ol a cleayn, uninterrupted roda aynd higher profmel bah Stern, Aken B managed a estoter timi gu luh codil aynd
Betty safos bah a nose.
CMDR <-lightspeed-> cimgu hayyu depuud enn luh
Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnslden Tibelle, earning a vulid 6th saprum fasper, aynd CMDR Edelgard vgu Rheenn enn luh
Nadiish Zoop battled ennterdictions, cattankerouss hypersaprum vanarls aynd a faieshortened crab malp per guduss layn ol rchala ol luh Valpa-7s nipping ab hayyu thrusters.
Luh Sevens saw a zem bmel ol actigu, villa CMDR Alec Turner pushing hayyu throttle aynd buld rethi per propel luh
Scgu ol a Biigu per gute parluza enn luh Valpa-7 lecro. Puud es villa luh Nines, gute parluza eu fleeting, aynd Aken B. pulled ennper Treschov enn luh
Holy Biigu villa a buzzer-beater per vuta enn fohva luh safo. Anvitem, villa duwa deyos liimae, mil's aynybody's resu. Mel's jano a questigu ol tap vurs mil.
No movament enn luh Sixes, vu fohva wun Samlusal Drakhyr's
Uuncala Bardu Yonder sits enn luh erma row. Puud ser mil ultim?
CMDR Jak aynvitem dusminates luh illegal Nerve Ges buld. Villa uuni duwa deyos liimae, hayys hayy alredaysa clinched a gute-parluza fasper?
At diendzi, E'm hayyaring a plorfa ol blahb ablayn Cookiehole. Whispemeruno fears ol ungodly sezu aynd ennhumayn piloting rethi, ol nilcra-clad gute parluza temms gonsnsnsing essii enn a puff ol hayyavenly, ferees-baked oven cimgu cookie scented gonsnsnsodness. Puud va jano seln't dawln mil enn luhu resu. Allo E kwun eu lam E'm enn 8th parluza, aynd Cookiehole eu languishing duswn enn pel-dereemlitt staging, jeniller essii teray taple saprums. Anyonda afraid ol luh hyune jarc Cookie eu jano haulin' biowaste. Yep, a tapooole plorfa ol blahb, nuve a plorfa ol actigu... 'Teu a shami.
Welp, guess luhre's nuvehing liimae fohva mi per duss puud per griec luhu taple teyun woffam addan. 7th parluza ohva bust. Furrycab, E'm kahemler fohva oe!
