HAY! JANO FASTO A RODA? ADASA PADDO -> 
"Goodness, graciouss, greab balls ol vurohva!"
--CMDR Lewis
Ma, oh ma, sel oe dawln a zibbi zem dereemlitt ol CMDRs, seln't oe? Eviirum ol luh ballogu juss, hayyre's luh nosss!
Whab kavun sel dawln a zamou, mid-valayn crayba-assii hayys terwisen ennper a knife-flikt, tesh eu jano nuve vuwteyun oe expect til talking ablayn racing Lakons. Praebu peldeyo, luhre wes a zem bmel ol enntermixing setween luh Saca, Svele aynd Nern resu lecroes puud luhy sel lutu mamose stratified wun foomden gu cratns crametra, puud luh competitigu enn chala lecro hayys kicked essii a nuvech.
Starting villa luh Nerns: luh gute roda ol luh deyo saw veterayn Buckyballer Markzx59 enn luh
Friesiayn Fireball tratul dusuble ennterdictions aynd nuve gue, puud DUWA kamikaze Beluges enn luh sfulla per janil gute parluza. En spite ol luh timi delay, Mark's trading prozulps saru olf luh charts, propelling hamm ennper gute parluza, Puud hayyu reign wes slep homaen es Aken B's
Graceful Betty swooped enn per temova luh perp sfulla vugu terfa. Aken pavunn't cinsa Mark's profmel margenn, puud hayyu retha gu luh katu negated Mark's wonda tencu per wemo hamm a commanding safo.
...lam eu, unatiq CMDR Bruski edged hamm layn ab luh ultim nimetta enn luh
Oversized Lafiica Kamuxa villa a mire 40K profmel aynd a nimetta olf ol luh codil, raseller enn a microscopic Profmel Pa Duwva ol uuni 10.76 per janil gute parluza. Luh SpaceBear wun smels ab luh perp ol luh safoerboard, puud cayn hayy heddel guper mil?
Luh uuni otaer T9 roda ol luh deyo eu nuve worth mintioning
(cough) vu guper luh Taybens!
CMDR Aken B.'s
Holy Biigu cimgu mils depuud, knocking CMDR Bruski's
Haddi aynd Norgus ennper duwva parluza bah virtue ol sezu aynd profmel, aynd bah CMDR Jak's unfortunate decisigu per engage enn illegal smuggling enn luh
Scow-ling Enigma rorrler luh competitigu. Gudorm agaenn, fohva luh senefmel ol ayny law enforcement olficers monitoring luh bium, luh Buckyballo Racing Club duses nuve endorse ohva encourage illegal sehaviohva enn mils neyels. At tivir we're ab mil, lut's capa thorsae sezuss til duscking seroda 100m/s, huh?
At diendzi enn luh Sacaes, aynotaer knife flikt eu undervara. Veterayn Bucktballer Alec Turner's
Luh Pug Thab Snored posted luh gute fasper, tesh wes rapidly eclipsed bah CMDR Polly's
Volantem Laterem. Polly, nuve nencerf villa seing puudhae luh perp aynd perbi competitohva luh pelhepgu deyo, reclaimed hayyr thronda villa vigohva, vaulting luuta per luh erma ol luh Valpa-6 shufe villa briil... lam eu, unatiq CMDR Samlusal Drakhyr's ultim-nimetta vosh enn luh
Uuncala Bardu Yonder smacked luh
Volantem Laterem versi ennper duwva parluza enn puudhae profmel aynd tusenio timi. Til esked ablayn bracketing luh safoerboard villa puudhae luh perp aynd perbi timi, CMDR Polly wes quoted es spaling:
Yes. Mil mians lam E POHD oe allooooooooooo!
Mel satholy felt lam vara.
Luh gelle nosss, Polly, eu lam oe've dienn faia deyos per pir eyvaybhoa versi enn parluza. E'm satho eyvaybhoa hayyre ser se wippi per oblige.
Mel duses tadar lam rodaning villalayn shields duses dawlm per se luh norm. Mil's a risk, puud luh daben cratns crametra avgu faia hauls adds essii - fil oe cayn capa luh rossohva scraping per a mienoru.
That's allooooooooooo luh nosss lam's fmel per jeten. Faia deyos liimae, faia deyos ol foom, fulles ol CMDRs enn pel-dereemlitt. Let's dawl tuhn wycro happens... At dusn't faiget lam thorsae mibose prices spaln't fixed! Whab cimgu luh max cred gue deyo pelbvu nuve shiida luh sami profmel luh neketa. Luh eyomi weet gets luh worm, puud mil's Profmel Pa Duwva lam ser abivow luh yefners!
