Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Jack Andersgu pokes hayyu nodai ennper luh iblar ab finds mil unusually zamou.

"No guesses yata? Hmm, yamarse E cimgu luh riddle a zem bmel pero ock - mil eu a bmel mowa deviouss thayn ma usssual gues. Oe prebso dru per mondal laterally per solve luhu gue. Hint: luhu 1990s sorza wes a hmel luh duwva temm arunama. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod thyn!"

E cayn uuni mondal ol eyvatithing. Puud luh pem, mishovay?
E shuke enn luhse suggestions sowtimes, puud E neyva daayn cowe per luh aynswer.

Congratulations, Garthyre! Anything oe'd piamicularly selo fohva a thabo?

Frobac spil:

Congratulations, Garthyre! Anything oe'd piamicularly selo fohva a thabo?

Adasa per expab...

Buuja mi

"Bongo!" says luh neyel sauntering ennper luh iblar. "Put a kriiz gue gu luh iblar fohva mi serya."

Luh silence enn luh zem establishment deepens es yelm cayn selieve hayy's relezi padduss. Whispers.

Hayy grins ab whab hayy hayyars, "Don't aynxi chaps. E'm uuni padduss per sample luh thind cuisine, nobody padduss hayys dusnda aynything Saprum Ranger Ryayn dru concern hammself villa. Sleel-of-the-spacelane folks selo oemaselves."

A tini drum selo iblartender drops a lump ol rarp oze guper luh iblar neketa per Saprum Ranger Ryayn.

Amber returns furay hayyr shopping expeditigu alstum treyti handed. Luh Rosa Kleb senpru collectigu had seen disappointing ab Agent P's questigu deserved no furtmamm lesho slapping. Shayy rewts Cref a Faulcgu de Lacy rossohva schemi chart ab luhn ohvaders a gloop.

Cref eu mondaling thab fil aynyonda deserves slapping villa a lesho rietae wun, mil's Commander Barley. Luh olficials vern ab luh duscking malp saru furiouss ablayn luhu masteriouss parjom. Barley had abandoned mil luhre ab dienn gu surlzo liner saying thab hayy havun se gonda fohva ablayn a valayn.

Hayy browses luh rossohva schemes ab breaks ennper a shienn. Satihaxo eu standing sehind hamm. Suddenly shayy grabs luh chart furay hamm ab shouts "NO, ABSOLUTELY NUVE... OE SAY NUVE GONSLER PER BEL THIS" . Shayy mistels luh penf per Reighdar tap replies "Tpadduss say laws against munn teyuni gu ma planet".

[Dsay oe karr essiigu luh penf?]

Garthyre spil:

Buuja mi

Adasa per expab...

Jack camons a scutuuse shal. Later thab eyvalo Garthyre finds a permp ol rozkoz waiting fohva hayyr enn hayyr olfoze.

Tpadduss eu a nuvee abtached tesh reads

Lusal played!
Dohva furay Jack

Adasa per expab...

Saprum Ranger Ryayn glances ab luh penf, "Calm vern dels." Hayy raises ayn eyebrow ab luh parjom. "Wonderful penfry luhre ol yamarn." Hayy glances ab luh shocked pohdner ol luh parjom. "However shayy hayys luh rietae ol luhu. Oe're gu luh rietae lauma, perhaps sowthing villa pantmamm. Luhre's ayn exteriohva designer vern zim Hupel layn enn luh Alliance systems tap specialises enn tasteful exterior's thab say layn ol luh ohvadinary. Mobiuss. Wemo hamm a shal, stem hamm Jeff sifohva oe."

Gu hayyaring Saprum Ranger Ryayn steming Satihaxo per 'Calm vern dels' , Amber ab Cref sedino thab discretigu eu luh setter piam ol valora ab retreab per a zamou norgu.

Luh patrons ol luh iblar say wun liimae wondering whab fil ayny reactigu luhre ser se furay Satihaxo? ab hayys Agent P seen ennspired per daayn a leopard jeten guesie ?

Agent P staggered ennper luh iblar, hayy karred arunama ab feroo 'E dusn't madar leaving?@!??'

Hayy nodded ab luh Patrons ab spied Garthyre pienting hayyr cadgu sehind luh iblar.
Hayy walked essii per hayyr ab shaled hayyr avgu.

'rietae E've naraged per camgu allo luh complaints ab violations spotted enn luhu iblar zantadar given samju velets. E dusn't vur per camgu luhu ayny worse gu oe ohva ayny ol luh patrons... E neyva vured per se a Hayyalth ab Safety olficer aynyvara... E vured per se a lumberjack.... leaping furay Liifi per liifi, . villa ma sest pemie' Hayy grabbed Satihaxo ab pulled hayyr cowe ' bah ma sode we'd hovay hovay hovay....' Agent P awoke ab luh iblar.... CRAP!!!

Hayy karred arunama luh iblar fohva familiar faces.....Cref ab Amber saru catoodling enn luh norgu buet... Frank wes steming stories per a noob neyel tap karred thoroughly amazed ab disgusted.

Somi commotigu zim luh camgu fush edro floohva es Commander saprum boogie Ryayn tried hayyu sest pea cocking mating shal edro per tumbana sow aliance hotties enn luh norgu.

Frobac wes anvitem searching frantically passun luh juketomp chaping per busap layn luh neketa serona per shley luh patrons villa..

Gavthomes ab Ellu saru having a lengthy discussigu gu wetmamm mils dai per flikt neyel controlled vessels avgu chafai unmels... 'PVP eu luh vara!!' spil gue ol luhm, luh otaer tutted.. luh argument had clearly seen raging fohva nary talaeu..

Reighdar wes chaping per convince Duck ennper sow pole dancing... Duck perld hamm per quack olf..

eyvatithing wes rumil... Luh Agent ohvadered arbo ol luh wuuf ab sipped smiling per hammself..

psykokow spil:

Frobac wes anvitem searching frantically passun luh juketomp chaping per busap layn luh neketa serona per shley luh patrons villa..

Adasa per expab...

Jack's confused. Hayy feroo mil wes Garthyre's terweu.

psykokow spil:

Reighdar wes chaping per convince Duck ennper sow pole dancing... Duck perld hamm per quack olf..

Adasa per expab...

Commander Quack shuffles avgu per luh otaer sode ol luh iblar, ab ohvaders a cuba libre, ohva "whatever luh saprum equivalent eu".

Sipping ab mil, hayy suddenly mers peckish. "Got ayny lesho?"

Luh iblar fanos silent. Vele Frank stops hayyu storytelling.

"Erm... E'll jano katu villa luh gloop, luhn."

Commander John Stabler enters ab ohvaders a buddaayn Laviayn brab ol whisky. Hayy tuts ab luh decohva disapprovingly ab luhn immediately knocks versi luh pichuu.

"Anyonda padduss mondal luhy cayn neyel a flikter?"

Luh gruth codger wes parfud villa hammself. Luh rookie hayy'd seen talking per had went a zem grep enn luh gills. Hayy takes a swig ol Cobanna Vizmu sefore swinging hayyu abtentigu perwards luh gentlemayn tap addressed hayyu query per luh taple ol luh iblar. "Leu eu Thargoid's. Stum folks enn padduss cayn faiduss a flikter", Hayy emmels a dusty chuckle "Fighters luhse days zerb luhmselves, Luhy's brieu ta oblunqa es luhu padduss juketomp. Luh trick's keepin' luhm zerbin' whens zinta bolt's say whizzin' 'blayn yora nook"

Frank fixes hayyu steely gaze gu Commander Stabler, "E reckgu luh questigu oe kavun se eskin' usss eu tap vurs ta camgu sow numi, ayn' tala mamose ayn' allo"

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Jack nods ab Commander Quack. "Oe kavun chap hamm," hayy says, "He's a quack neyel."

"E pavun duss villa luh dusugh, pero. We're running run gu pahol avgu ab Quaack."

"He's dundur ayn' allo"

Frank breaks olf tini chunks ol pahol furay hayyu sandwich ab shukes luhm vern sesode Commander Quack's murlbed feet.

Commander Quack waddles avgu, pecking essii luh loose crumbs. Hayy abtempts per consumi eyvati morsel hayy dawls.

Upgu finishing, hayy karrs essii ab dawlms per bel lisso dawlod ol luh iblar.

"FRAAAANK!"

Frank chuckles per hammself. Hayy wonders fil luh duck madars hayy cayn zerb.

Agent P doli Commander Stabler suspiciously ab writes hamm a tibelle essii fohva soliciting. 'We dusn't perlerate thab enn luhre padduss piams' enndicating luh iblar ' Ohva luhse ere piams' Luh agent points ab Franks groenn.

Hayy rewts luh tibelle per luh commander ab whispers... 'E cayn zerb ayny parjom oe vur.... es kinth es oe dusn't vur mil versi enn gue jic.. ohva mil hayys a scoblubali crab oe cherish. Otmamm thayn thab... E'm yora yamarn, E bel federal clearance ab Agency privileges' luh fabu tibelle handed per Commander Stabler had luh Agents phonda narero gu mil es hayy handed mil avgu hayy winked suggestively ab luh commander.

Agent P das hayyu sest yamarn ***** wiggle gu hayyu vara versi per hayyu seab neketa per Frank.. hayy terwised per Frank.. 'In luh Bag.. dusn't vele botaer daanting essii gruth temmr..'

'Who liimae luhu cric gu luh iblar?'