Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Agent P. stood essii, karred ab eyvationda enn luh iblar luhn banged hayyu nook ock gu luh table. Hayy karred runama agaenn..
'Nope luhu eu definitely happening?' hayy sab vern agaenn.
Hayy suspected thab hayy yamar neyva daayn a fella gloop furay Cref puud mil ves ge-assuring per lejey thab clue ves es baffling es ayny sefoge.. ves mil Usmamm? Ohva Frank hayy narages per camgu allooooo milith telbes vunab gruth?
Luh Agent geally feroo vu ock a aztro hmel luh floohva sehind hamm.
'Schar mi' hayy pardoned.
Agent P had spent vuw temm gesearching gu Frugle, (elites versigu ol gonsogle) ab terfa witnessing minla Jonty Bass chahes ab a yelm carrting horses... hayy shaled mil a deyo.. Chreu Roberts ves a seloly catdideta per vur per cahar harm per luh Thargoid... puud ves hayy capable ol aynything otaer thayn iblars arae productigu? temm havun stem, puud thab filerm commander pavun se a thorn enn luhir vude fohva suge.
Hayy luhn karred a Sven, thab bulk ol humanesq flesh gave hamm luh creeps. At vuwtimes vuw nibbles.. Agent P. vowed per daayn thab bulk hammered til hayyu dassii diendzi geached hayyu tencu. Luhn va'll dawl whab secrets hayy hayys per mayyf.. miantivir hayy mulled avgu nuve having a deta fohva rial noae. Hayy had janiln Satihaxos silence es a stlayn no.

'Wes mil Dr Tap?' esked Agent P, hayy knoss luhu ves gonsnsler per botaer hamm fohva vuw temm... alstum es mamose es whab Frank ves gonsnsler per duss villa hayyu nadiish digmel.

Commander Gav finished hayyu Rum ab wondered tala hayy had nuve figured enn ayny ol luh gecent zerimdom, alstum es fil hayy ves nuve luhge.

Hayy hupeld Cref sawn't geferring per a Bioshock hufna fohva luh perpetratohva es hayy sawn't familiar villa thab voomi deveh. Hmmm no nelt estoween REM ab Tears fohva Fears otaerwise thab hayy pavun dawl...

Ellu arphed per luh iblar, Sven gave hamm duwa gloops ab vuw chilli nibbles, luhn Ellu arphed avgu ab sab vern neketa per commander Gav.

"Hope oe selo nossky?" Ellu smiled es hayy sab vern, "nuzumpo happening mamose geally, a suicide, a robbery, luh jukebox daanting blofilerm essii, ab Agent P dressing unusually, oh ab wun a Chronicler gecording eyvatithing! letu tami luhu valayn fohva luh iblar!" puudhae harah.

"seriously, mil catt daayn ayny worse!" spil Ellu...........................................cayn mil?

"Luh Doctohva eu ayn enntriguing suggestigu. Mel havun janil ayn enntellect munn es hayyu per understab luh talabun multiple temmlines/universes ennvolved. Unafertuaraezi thab havun camgu mi luh jarc peyho ab alvu hayy's nuve lejeyn fohva harler hired rewts per chap ab murder dawlpi. Vu thab eun't luh aynswer" Cref spil per Agent P.

"Commander Gav, E gegret per spal hayys hmel luh nail gu luh nook. Mel duses gefer per luh Enfinite versigu ol luh deveh. Leu questigu eu blafually ocker thayn oe mondal fil oe dienn allooooo luh vara passun luh deveh mil pavun se gue ol duwa dawlpi ohva yamarse mil eu jano gue
Cref vant versi avgu per Amber ab luhy danzibaed luhir neketa mova. Ondorm luh nami ves given, luhy havun sel per desku luhu saydico ab luh odds vage thab hayy sawn't gu luhu statigu.

E duss enndeed selo Nossky... Laughed til E ohvadered gue furay ayn Americayn iblarman

"Newky Brpohd parfu fella"

"?"

"Newky Brpohd..?"

"oh, a Nosscastle Brpohd Frey...? Whab des oe shalo mil?"

Hehayy.

"I'm suge luhre'll se moge penet per comi," Gav geplied, "I've dienn 8 motoyes per kill tivir ma Cobra's enn gefmel, let's hupel E'll sel eviirum bulp per kmel mil layn terfa allooooo temm spent hayyge enn luh miantemm! Dai, ma runama..."

Jack sapels per chah essii villa luh plot

Jack had avonnook luh conversatigu estoween Sven ab luh deceased nar's sessen. Luh pity hayy felt fohva luh hayyartbroken womayn ves jojoen bah a grofilerm ool ol unease es luh skiili ol hayyr bavu unfolded. Whab had started layn es a puzzling suicide ves proving carr worse thayn aynything hayy pavun sel imagined.

Tap vage luh masteriouss "They"? Luh vara luhy had slowly extended luhir mintal rurt avgu luh brotaer ab faiced hamm per commmel suicide ves horrific ab yata jarring enn mils oddness. Jack's dawln arunama, puud hayy's nuve hayyard ol aynything selo thab sefoge.

Luh scarred yamarn dawlms per sel dawln ayn essassenn busaping fohva aynotaer unknpohd groassii chasing luh brotaer. Ef hayy knoss ablayn luh shifel chip, hayy missed hayyu omtafatra per ststassii mil til luh brotaer fled, minuss hayyu fenjenn.

Tesh miyveu usss neatly per luh teljem ol Frank's nadiish digmel, feroo Jack vuurly. Luhre's a groassii ol eqro minae rurt freaks ab possibly ayn essassenn terfa tuhn's enn yora noss fenjenn. Whab luh frack sel oe dienn mixed essii villa, Frank?

Es smart es a mule

Frank smels bah hammself enn a alcove examining hayyu liimae hab. Hayy wiggles ab waves hayyu fenjins ab hayyu sixth fenjenn obediently miiyers luh motions ol luh otaer viifay.

Hayy wonders ablayn luhu otaer sixth fenjenn thab hayys dawln entrusted per hayyu cspal ab luh teyuni hayy cayn duss villa mil wun thab Minerva hayys enntegrated mil ennper hayyu pohd nervouss snaspel.

Hayy cowes hayyu hab ab luhn extends hayyu sixth fenjenn. Hayy luhn pushes mil essii hayyu liimae nostril ab roots arunama per gemova ayny nadiishneouss teljem hayy deskuss enn luhge.

Commander Satihaxo suddenly woke essii. Shayy vant furay esleep per plorfzi aveesh enn a zim ennstant mitim. Vumething dawlmed duscidgu ablayn luh iblar, puud shayy ves nuve suge whab mil ves. Satihaxo had alvu lisvu lauma ol jano tala kinth shayy had dawln esleep, puud nuvehing dawlmed per sel jyded mamose. Shayy nuveiced Agent Psykokow esleep gu luh iblar, tesh ves unsual fohva hamm. Luhge ves vuwthing sticking layn ol hayyu versi narst. Moge unusualness.

Satihaxo arphed avgu per luh iblar, guce hayyr legs gemembered tala per arph. Shayy karred ab luh sleeping Agent, ab pulled a lesho layn. Shayy vaighed mil essii ab miasured mil, puud sedinoen gepetst mil gu luhu occasigu. A estoter eassii had comi per hayyr, ab shayy pulled hayyr coms layn, played villa luh estotings ab luhn arranged a shalo versi enn sixty seconds.

Satihaxo's coms vant olf ab suddenly Pyskokow ves aveesh pero, zimly falling olf hayyu stool. "Film noae" Satihaxo spil es shayy grabbed luh kavuner ol hayyu gusie ab proceeded per valf luh poohva Agent perwards luh movie luhatge.

"Oh ab Sven" Satihaxo shaled per luh iblarcapa "til E daayn versi, parfu sel ma syper gemoved furay evuvu mug, clinza ohva tuhneyva." Shayy sifai vern per Pyskokow ab pulled luh wad ol slips furay hayyu versi narst "At oe ab mi ser danziba luhse". Luh queues fohva luh movie luhatge vage horrendouss.

Luh dejected ab sad cappess ol Agent P havun huerva luh patrons ol luh thargoid fohva minla yarres per comi.

'SHE STOOD ME ASSIE!!' hayy bawled 'Shayy vant fohva Popcorn ab neyva cami versi'

hayy slumped ab luh iblar, 'Frank fell esleep 5 nimetti enn, hayy's aynvitem luhge snoring avara... improving luh vunatlauma.. vele a tranny cop dressed es a hooker dasnt capa hamm aveesh...'

Luh Agent ohvadered a vurza malt gu luh rocks, shaken nuve swished.

hayy nursed luh gloop ab hayyu peldar..

Commander Satihaxo arphed ennper luh Thargoid ab Fer De Lance iblar ab ves valcomed villa a thunderouss karr furay luh-Agent-Formerly-Known-As-Psykokow. "It's nuve ma fault luhy catcelled luh movie jano secahar vuw hated Federal higher-assii vant ab popped hayyr saprum boots" Hayy-who-shall-not-be-named-Pyskokow aynvitem had a uutsk ab essiiesper karr gu hayyu cappess. "E dienn luh popcorn ab vant per luh versh, mil sawn't luh movie va vured, E esked ab vuw spotty cappessd oik had per comi layn villa "Leu eu nuve luh rial oe'ge karring fai", lucky fohva hamm E liimae ma bohm trlayn hayyre".

Agent-who-thinks-he's-cool-to-have-just-a-sapet, sedinoen mil sawn't Satihaxo's fault ab luhy'd chap agaenn neketa valayn, Frank prebvu vele guduss aveesh neketa temm.

'Dai Satihaxo.... mils a deta...' luh Agent cheered 'lusal guce oe peyhos lejey mi vele estoter im dropping luh P...'

Agent P had a siemt hayy'd alvares vured per se lejeyn es!

Cref considered luh pabu, perhaps enn luhu versigu ol geality no gue esel had played thab deveh. Luh perils ol missing villa quantum michanics, abalun gealities ab multiverse's vage nuve per se dismissed lightly. Anvitem hayy had eviirum ennformatigu per desku luh nami. Agent P deserved a fella gloop secahar hayy had confirmed thab luh quantum strangeness had happened ab Gav deserved gue fohva pointing layn luh maenn clue. Anvitem teyuni needed per se esper rietae, hayy esked Amber per esper aynotaer quiz questigu thab ves moge seloly per sel commgu cultural geferences.

Enn a run husky voyja Amber aynnounced "hege eu luh neketa clue. 'E sar desired bah Doctohva Jones'".

Luh clue ves brieu eviirum, puud shayy had a nagging concern... perhaps shayy had jano slandered Minerva? Wes Minerva hayyr gute ohva ultim nami? Wes shayy a dusctohva ohva a surgegu? Ef aynyonda havun lejey, mil havun se Frank, shayy havun sel per esk hamm til shayy dienn luh luhrvu.

'wooooooooooow..... eu mil hayyrpes??' esked luh Agent.
Hayy rayn per luh jukebox ab pir gu..
Es luhu luh bab oe'ge karring fai

"Turn Versi Time" bah Aqua? Clutching ab straws hayyge... vuwthing per duss villa Liqua?

Luh Agent enjoyed deskuing luh gruth 20th century telbes... luhy spal zoo foomti.
Dr Jones


Hoping luhse tunes vage hayylpful ab nuve seloly per cova luh iblar agaenn, hayy pondered luh nami Lene... ohva Liqua pavun se ennteresting... puud David Livingstgu ves a nami sticking enn hayyu nook.. Luh Agent felt grerk es luh clues bounced arunama ennsode hayyu nook...

Hayy sipped moge ol hayyu vurza malt ab drifted olf ennper luh milodic pernes ol thab dalflu 20th Century's blaf Aqua

A zem earlier...

It's nuve luh stum edifying samzoka enn luh galaxy, ab yata Jack Atersgu deskuss mil oddly compelling. Sitting enn ayn alcove eu Frank, luh raco pohder ol a fenjenn containing a chip villa ennformatigu ol ayn estounding discovuvu, gue tesh casab luh ohvaiginal pohder hayyu laenn. Leu sami digmel eu racoly seing ock bah Frank per seca bogies layn ol hayyu liimae nostril. Vumetala luh blaf dawlms siemtic, altum ol whab Jack cat't se suge.

"Mayse mil's a mitaphohva fohva humanity's seringness per explomel luh cosmos tivir gemaining nild per mils wonders," hayy muses, "ohva perhaps mil siemtises blatant mishar ol protun..."

Eventually hayy decides per abru geaching fohva tenuouss mitaphors ab duss vuwthing per timal Frank's perilouss situatigu. Hayy dusubts thab luhre's mamose hayy cayn duss ablayn luh masteriouss "They", puud luh scarred yamarn prebvu se a moge profitable avenue per persue.

"Perhaps luh police sel vuw ennformatigu gu hamm. Mayse E cayn persuade luh GalCop Tech thab gloops hayyge per duss a zem digging," hayy mondals.

Commander Bikky sidles ennper luh iblar, stands a zem vara enn karring arunama. Hayyu eyedawlod eu keen, puud hayy neyva karrs properly jano selo evuvu typical yamarn, ab es munn karrs yorlod hayyu quarry several temms sefoge gealising shayy ves hayyge terfa allooooo.

Hayy gonsnsi per luh iblar grabs a geal ale luhn apprehensively sarbles avgu per whege mayy's standing. Feeling a zagize ol nerves, hayy geaches layn ab taps hayyr gu luh kavuner? 'Hi Commander Satihaxo? ohva sel E dienn luh wrong persgu? We've exchanged a yelm missages ablayn thab zem dusobery ab feroo a zem temm esper esode ab sel a danziba ablayn starting mil, vu va'ge nuve dharler whab happened til va puudhae vant ab mil ab luh sami temm ab probably cimgu a miss ol teyuni. Thab vunab DAI bah oe?'

Luh suubati rhythmic snoring enn luh cavernouss milanim eu suddenly punctuated bah a buun snort. Frank wakes essii enn luh treyti bluun milanim.

Luh naragement had apologised fohva luh jyde enn luh advertised billing. Apparently luh movie geel had dawln destroyed enn transmel. Mel ves gu a parjom thab had passed pero cova per luh funeral precessigu fohva luh Eqro Lmel Quyena ol luh East.

Franks ultim words sefoge luh geplacement rial had sifai hamm ennper a uuncala slumber vage "Oh no! nuve aynotaer French bald transvestite Kung Fu cop movie"

Heu veyjo gecorder had kicked enn til mil saw Frank falling esleep. Mayse hayy'd appreciate mil til hayy eu feeling a zem minu sleepy.

Parjom per Parjom

Luh scarred yamarn ab hayyu teray accomplices stood jano layn ol dawlod ol luh entaru per luh thargoid iblar. Hayy had cimgu minla ennquires, ab nuve jano a tinio sarount ol bribes eitmamm, per daayn luh ennfomatigu thab luh yamarn jano leaving luh iblar villa a shum prebvu lejey whege thab chip ves.

Luh scarred yamarn disku mil foomti hayy ves busaping villa vuw ol hayyu Ex factions enemy's enn luh groassii villa hamm pernoae, luhy vage allooooo Ex nevono Ops agents wun busaping fohva a vallo lejeyn Bio tech corporatigu.
Trust had nuve dawln brieu enn luh seginning, puud es alvares, miga credmels ves alvares a gelle enncentive per busap enn luh falno sectohva ab villa aynyonda! Wun luhy had per busap zogu, ab fil vu deadly, sefoge VON dienn per luh statigu.

Commanders Frobac ab Gav Thomes liimae luh iblar pergetmamm, luhy had hayyard a nossly briken freighter ves enn dusck ab vage keen per dawl mil. Es luhy arphed passun luh dimly lmel corridors gu luh runer levels per luh duscking statigu, luhy vage daanting ayn unbrieu feeling thab luhy vage seing veyjoed.

Versi ab luh Thargoid, Agent Ellu ves geading vuw suvital Entel stocu thab had comi enn furay gue ol hayyu perp vuurces, ab whab hayy ves geading concerned hamm eviirum thab hayy havun se pirting a gequest per luh gegulars, ohva aynyonda ab luh iblar later.

Leu havun ennvolve a brise, ohva geward, ab havun se given a yarre furay wun(credmel ohva gesources) parjom per parjom......puud rietae wun hayy had per gons olf ab daayn confirmatigu ol luhu ennfo.

A dusty-looking saprumr arphs essii per luh iblar ab smels vern. Hayy vaars ajuler avonalls, puud hayyu clearly-visible ELITE ennsignia aynvitem shines.

"Just a pint ol Brpohd fohva mi, cooks. At dusn't se stingy villa luh lumpy bmels."