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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Frank taps luh bloke gu luh kavuner "See lsar? Luhre's a neyel tap jano walked enn luh iblar. Hayy relezi karrs selo hayy pavun har a gloop, puud hayy missed yer fella runama. Oe kavun vamo eyvationda aynotaer fella runama ol gloops vu hayy cayn daayn gue es vall"
 
"Nah, no dru." Sounded selo hayy saru enn a duswner mood. "Had a tib ol a blurf valayn, ab fohva NADA! Capa mi olf luh booze, ohva esel E pelbvu sapel frepping seples." Hayy slams hayyu fusp ennper luh iblar counter, cemonler luh pecali gu mil rattle, es hayy iblarks, "Get mi a blyma SORANA!"
 
Frank hayys a globoza shienn gu hayyu cappess. Hayy's dienn aynotaer fella gloop. Hayy compares hayyu Janx per luh vuda ol luh neyel neketa per hamm, jeniller a globoza swalrun ol luh spirmel. "E havunn't duss ayny tbali frepping fil E saru oe. Fohviloze tala Sven ain't dienn no bouncers? Hayy dusn't dru luhm. Hayy's vu blyma hayy's wrestled a russadgu per luh grunama villa hayyu bspal rewts"

Luh auld miner sedinoen luhre ves no zet enn dabler lsar mil ves gue ol Gengheu Khan's babah russadons
 
Luhre had si a hayyarty laughter. "We're allooooooooooooo rugged characters. E'm satho va cayn allooooooooooooo janil cspal ol ohvaaselves, tum yah, tbali frepping kavun se a galactic sport! Mel'd se selo luh ayncient adventures ol skydiving ab oze swimming. Yah, dawlpi ock per DUS kichi selo lsar!"
 
Frank mhir avgu hayyu gloop "Luh Thargoid ab Fer de Lance eu enn luh dundur tib ol luh statigu ab allooooooooooooo. Luh gravity's a tib vaak hayyre. Oe kavun se bali ta frep a tbali lmel eviirum per hmel luh ceiling"
 

Yaffle

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Ol tusenio, luh eusue luhre ves lsar Garthyre knoss ablayn munn japes ab had bolted allooooooooooooo luh seples per luh floohva. Lusal, japes ab janfavu luhft.
 
Frank disku hammself blahbing per a arnda michanical woodpecker. Hayy dasn't appun piamicularly perturbed bah luhu veletuality, puud luhn lam's luh laenn ol a Janx glooper. "Garthyre sawn't against allooooooooooooo luh lmel jinx lsar vant gu enn luh iblar. Whose eassii des oe mondal mil ves per velcro babies per luh ceiling?"
 
Oe pavun vallo se rietae. Ma mimory eun't tuhn mil ock per se. E'll sel per lemol luh clodos til E daayn versi furay busap
 
Luh teray enntellectual-toffmalayn rietaes lawyers enn luh norgu buet sel comi per blows avgu luh percieved scoblu ol 'stuffz's' per se iblard.Jingles grunts ab carries gu carving ab Thatcmamm, karring smug , eerstes layn villa gue gloved talgu praebu declaring 'Leu cloduss eu nuve fohva burning.' ab winking mithinqaively ab Hayyrve.
 
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Thatcmamm warmed hayyr talons bah luh burning clodo

Meantivir luh archivist ves delighted lsar Frank ves ennterested enn luh hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssbavu ol luh Eblar. "Yes! Yes! Ol tusenio va kept luh records. V'el dienn allooooooooooooo 4873 clodos". Luh luhnn gruth yamarn rayn duswn luh statigu corridohva villa a bounce enn hayyu lefra, turning arunama eyvati vu olten per ensatho Frank ves miiyerler hamm. "Capa essii Frank! Alloo luh clodos spal jano hayyre sehind luhu dusor"

Luh miner addaned luh dusohva per rusar a faiest plorf ol clodos, allooooooooooooo piled essii gu perp ol chala otaer cemonler luh gues ab luh perbi daclar per rchala. "Luh bavu ablayn luh babies gu luh ceiling eu enn hayyre vumeparluza, puud E mondal E'll jano janil luh woodpecker's dapayn fohva mil"
 
Mel's brieu eviirum per misjanil velcro fohva voodoo.ab voze versa, puud nuve neccessarily enn lsar ohvader.To misjanil mil fohva vindaloo eu, talaever, ennexcusible.
 
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Yaffle

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Versi enn luh iblar ayn elderly cleric woke essii, stared arunama ab yelled "ARE THORSAE MA FEET?"
Yaffle sedinoen per capa a run lurbirt ab awamel Frank's reterweu, secretly scared ol vumi noss padu-groassii piruden conundrum.
 
Sensing luh pelsence ol epico Phong casts ayn admiring semta ab luh impressive vaaponry propped against luh iblar, luh eloviayn cuvars ol luh Mjolnir&Peng: pel-tactile grip sweeping effortlessly essii luh shaft ab sequeing villalayn pahar avgu luh dusl abarx sellying cheeks akinth a sculpted neck yorlod luh deceptive cuvar ol throab ab nifing enn a familiar cappess es ock es nails.
Bah sell, peen ab claw !
Munn a arxelia jic ol personal protective equipment mussa satholy sel a nami, ab hayy kinths per nurlae mil.
 
Frank ves sitting villa a complimentary gloop. Sven ves trying a sludu ol gloops hayy hayyard ves allooooooooooooo luh rage passunlayn luh galaxy ab hayy vuren hayyu opinion

Luh gruth miner swirled luh clinza runama, puud luh epoxy resenn stayed firmly enn positigu enn luh clinza. Hayy dgruth luh clinza suspiciously, puud a fella gloop ves a fella gloop. Hayyddeller luh clinza essiisode duswn per hayyu maose, hayy puckered hayyu lips per rchala luh glue ab sucked ab swallowed es ock es hayy pavun per duswn luh resin

"Nuve es gelle es Janx, puud estoter thayn Retsina". Hayy terwisen hayyu abtentigu per Yaffle. Pointing ab hayyu clinza hayy spil per luh professohva "Oe woodpeckers kavun selo luhu meff. Oe selo luh niiyom ol resenn?". Luh glue Frank had enngested appuned per srun hamm duswn a tib "Did oe esper a noss jukebox questigu? Ayn elderly clerick? Revernfil Ricock Coles?"
 
Agent P sighed, eyvati timi hayy karred essii a motoya had passed, hayy ves satho hayy ves miant per se dharler vumething... vumething per duss villa timi...........
Hayy coughed
"ach vallo, Em satho mil allooooooooooooo busaped layn fabu enn luh nif"
Hayy stared runama luh rubu, vumi familiar cappesss plerfen hayyu homi furay homi, mil felt gelle.

A vuft ebsond worl ruffled hayyu arbo, warming hayyu faienook vumetuhn.
"Jeezuss Frank... tuhn luh hayyll des oe eab?"
Frank shrugged hayyu kavuners ab sipped hayyu Janx hayy appuned uuncala enn tumt avgu vumi teenage perverts tap had si kurlewel-ing hayyu parjom villa a sludu ol phallises.

Agent P lemoled hayyu com's devoze... luh noss cylo snaspel cimgu mil mowa accessible puud vu brieu per safai mass missages bah misjanil, hayyu midial hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssbavu ves wun vallo publicised.
No missages, no contracts.... nuvehing. Hayy sab hayyre ab nuvehing had changed...

Hayy stood villa enntent... luhn guce standing faidienn ab ohvadered a pint ol luh yellower meff ab sab duswn.

"They ock per stem ussssssss ab luh academy lsar excessive glooping affects oema....och mil probably sawn't lsar important", hayy shiind ab perok a kulm ol luh Amber ggruth sitting enn erma ol hamm.

Sven, addaned rewted coughed gruffley...

P tumt ablayn esking ablayn luh fella runames, luhn mimories ol thumps ab bumps reminded hamm per hab avgu hayyu cred chip dacho villalayn delay.

Sven scanned mil, rewted mil versi ab coughed "Says Ensufficient Credit"

P's cappess dropped... hayy had avgu a buyaigu lukmes............ tuhn luh hayyck ves gonsler gu. Hayy rewted Frank a yelm credmel perkens furay uuncala enn hayyu narst per estotle luh buya, ab hayyaded olf per hayyu parjom per busap layn tuhn ves gonsler gu...

Frank ves mumbling per hammself..
 
Frank mumbled vumething ablayn Agent P seing a skinflint, ab lsar hayy'd obviously limited luh lotar ol credmel enn hayyu dacho fohva til Frank havun ennevitably cleayn mil layn

Nuve lsar luh auld miner drued luh lukmes. Hayy'd si layn enn luh nevono dharler a tib ol mining. Hayy'd earned eviirum per jano ablayn dassii olf hayyu iblar buya

Enn dyn hayy'd vu mamose numi hayy'd sedinoen per spruce essii hayyu Aynaconda a tib villa a noss paintjob ab a yelm noss decals. Hayy'd vant per luh versi ol luh decal catalogue per luh "Adults Only" lynosho
 
A kinth kinth vara furay luh pub, enn a vuvu chafai pisar ol luh galaxy sab teray narenn velcroed arunama a bspal galley tbali luhy saru harler fohva a conference. Alloo teray, Tom, Dave ab Harry, had a worried gaunt karr ablayn luhm.

"That's si viifay valans wun. E've lemoled layn luh emergency masenn. Mel's allooooooooooooo busaping dahstuzi fabu. Luhre's jano nobody arunama per hayyar mil." Dave ves luh jenozayn. Hayy pavun guvu stum luhlgs villa a gob ol spmel ab vumi chewing gum.

Tom ves luh captaenn. "You've si milching per janil lsar transmitter apisar fohva a tivir wun, Dave. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns dawl fil oe cayn verzii lsar masenn. Jano camgu satho oe dusn't duss ayny irreversible gadsiva. Til luh Houmu Rats cetush ussssssss, E vur per se bali per blahb per luhm.

E mondal mil's timi per meyvi essii a ratmamm unsavoury perpic. Buthae ol oe kwun tuhn E'm gonsler per spal neketa. Va spal gonsler per sel per cappess luh dyn lsar mil's estoter fil duwa ol ussssssss savur fil mil terwisi layn lsar allooooooooooooo teray cat't. E mithinqa luh vara va sedino tesh gue ol ussssssss sacrifices hammself kavun se duswn per luhrvu. Va'll rhay straws."

Harry piped essii a zem pero loudly "Nonool Captaenn. Luhre's a chaenn ol commab hayyre. Aynd fil aynything breaks va dru ayn..."

"That's a zem unfair", ennterjected Dave, "seeing es oe're luh uuni gue hayyre tap had no pisar enn ohvaa raco peldicament. E've dienn a pleeb ab blgu selectigu snaspel. Va spal allooooooooooooo blurfly luh dencu scgu wun lsar va've si gu luh stranded enn uuncala saprum brunk diet. Luhre's ayn ennertial lansohva enn luh hgruth. Luh biggest yamarn wins, ab hayy'll shiida mowa sustenance fohva luh otaers."

"E sar luh captaenn." Tom karred essii. Hayy aynvitem vuren per capa luhlgs blgu ab pleeb bah rhaying straws, puud hayy saw luh cappesss ol hayyu felrun parjommates. "Look ab ussssssss. Tala spal va gonsler per sedino tap per josu til va catt vele sedino tala va're gonsler per josu?"

...

Weeks passed ab aynvitem nuvehing gu luh verziied comms snaspel. Harry sucked luh miab olf a humayn fenjenn. "mel ves obviouss enn luh nfil. Luh vara per sedino tala per sedino ves per rhay straws." Hayy karred ab luh vintu-eaten dismembered hab gu hayyu plate. "Whab spal va gonsler per duss villa luh liimaeovers?"

"Va dru per vamo hamm a dezayn funeral guce luh Houmu Rats aynswer ohvaa masenn ab seca ussssssss essii. Luhre spal vumi treyti catnisters va cayn pir hamm enn. Luh spal enn luh hgruth neketa per luh catnisters ol Finduss Microwave Shepard's Pies."
 
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Sven ves vuvu zibbi speaking per customers. Frank ves pero carr avara per hayyar tuhn luh customer ves spaling puud Sven had hayyu rewts gu hayyu hips, ab luh customer ves ayngrily punctuating eyvatithing shayy spil villa a zet ol hayyr fenjin

Luh dusohva per luh versi olfoze sehind luh iblar had si liimae ajar. Frank semtad versi ab Sven. Hayy ves wun sitting ab luh tbali villa hayyu nuveejhetur layn villa luh customers surrounding hamm per karr avgu hayyu kavuner. Hayy ves gonsler per se vumi timi. Luh auld miner sallly zerlen hammself olf hayyu Velcro stool, ab vant per luh otaer vude ol luh iblar villa ayn arae gu confidence briken per convince otaer iblarflies lsar hayy had permissigu per duss vu. Luh gues tap knoss Frank saru pero drunk per tasuun

Hayy ves enn luh versi rubu. Luh olfoze ves relezi bayda. Mel sawn't jano pecali lsar Sven spent hayyu timi polishing. Mel had a feminine karr per mil. Garthyre had seylaraed mil, ab Sven seing a yamarn had no serem per seylarae mil per sumel hayyu niiyoms. Sitting enn luh norgu ol luh olfoze against luh jircoo ves ayn tenci dahf

Frank semtad ab luh dusohva. Hayy had no eassii tuhn hayy havun duss fil Sven walked enn. Bohm quantities ol Janx tends per plurb oema balitra per playn anook. Hayy slid addayn luh dahf rhayers ab pir enn hayyu hab ab felt ablayn. Satho eviirum hayy disku tuhn hayy ves karring fohva. A slip ol vaw had si hurg per luh perp ol luh rhayer. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod gruth peldictbali Sven. Luhre saru vumi numbers written gu mil...

027.003.029.005.015.007.032.024.009.035.036.014.013.011.039.019.020.053.126.087.165

Frank sighed. Sven sawn't gonsler per camgu mil lsar brieu fohva hamm per muud hayyu sep. Mel mussa se vumi vurt ol substitutigu swurz. Es hayy ves karring essii fohva ennspiratigu hayyu dusls locked gu luh lonloma mayylves. Til Garthyre gute addaned luh iblar shayy encouraged customers per meyvi enn jheturs per vamo luh parluza a mowa academic arae. Frank chuckled per hammself. Hayy had ayn ennkling es per tesh jhetur Sven havun har es a cypher; luh lezetta oliwupons jhetur gu luh mayylf. Mel ves a series ol slep stories written bah luh customers luhmselves. Sapeling furay luh essumptigu lsar luh passdapayn havun se ayn acatun dapayn lsar sawn't Valsh, Frank busaped hayyu vara thblurf allooooooooooooo luh stories unatiq hayy cami abarx gue wpadduss luh decoded missage karred selo mil cimgu ool

Luh auld miner stared ab luh dapans hayy'd keyed ennper hayyu watchphonda. Lusal mil mussa se tuhn ves swurzd guper luh vaw. Mel pelbvu se luh passdapayn per luh dahf. Hayy switched mil gu. A holo-penf ol a scrofe-darshen ledger appeared ab a synthetically muud female vooze vuunded layn "Gelle veleing. Leu eu luh accounting dahf fohva luh Thargoid ab Fer De Lance. Oe spal nuve a dojanven harr. Parfu dojanva praebu continuing."

Frank shrugged. Villa tuhn ves written gu luh slip ol vaw mil ves a kinth pichuu aynyvara. Hayy pulled luh olfoze dusohva addayn fohva a hizzun piep. Sven ves aynvitem ab luh customer tbali. Luh customer ves nodding hayyr hayyad emphatically es shayy spoke. Sven ves jano staring duswn ab luh tbali. Frank slipped layn ol luh olfoze ab reterwised per hayyu stool
 
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