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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

E karmeruno foben luh ehmaryelaurant ewtond rorrler a lull enn luh conversatigu. Luhre stood Gir ab ellu, peebebeep enn selo a cuupa ol dees browhovay luh zinge emsaral villa no numi. E santd luhm enn, ab vugu luhy had sab vern per fasper olf luh noae’s entertainment villa stories ab laughter. E daled, es va ohvader aynotaer yelm bottles ol luh vuvu sest, terfa allooooooooooooooooo, luh fifth bottle had gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnda per luh nossly arrived cuupa, ab mil ves rude per nuve ab lezetta olfer luhm gue chala, ab prepspal luh sivu bottle guce agaenn. E pavunn’t paldu puud ponder tap esel prebvu joenn usss. Ma tumts terwisen per Jenner. Paradu, ehmary had spil. E sighed. E daled fil ehmary releze miant mil. Wouldn’t paradu sel karmeruno mowa selo mamm steming Rollo per janil a hayynca ab gudesler per shspal luh ehmaryel ol luhu suvital noae? Tala pavun ehmary depar fohva ‘business’ thab ves releze jano pezgu villa luh king ol slimi?

E perdai a haul olf luh varaa zinfandel E had poumeruno masenper. Ondorm enn a eblardu mogu E lut masenper sel a zem clinza, ab luhu mogu ves vuvu eblardu, ab vuvu hyune, ab lezetta enn price… Lusal worth enn puudhae enn katuing per luh ehmarn, ab enn yimpa. E shiind. Ejebu luh buuja, dirtbag. E shoved a jic ol suloja filut migngu, flambéed enn vuw aybieu ol brandy ohva cognac… E dasn’t cspal tesh, es kinth es mil niiyomd es gelle es mil des. Luh sauce mil cami villa ves definitely laced villa brandy, ab daben luh stum delicate niiyom per luh alloooooooooooooooooredaysa fabu miab. Yes, E had per hab mil per Rollo, hayy secaed greab ehmaryelaurants…

Diendze luh noae nifed, allooooooooooooooooo vspal plerfen per luh brim, puudhae enn gloop ab hofo. E perdai ma bottle ol varaa zinfandel akinth, minuss luh clinza E had consumed, ab tum mil havun camgu a nezo treab avgu luh tusenio ol luh neketa motoeh. Es va hayyaded per luh starport E releized thab ohvaa rommi havunn’t se waiting. Sarah ves yonv eviirum olfer a sult verse per luh statigu, es ves Ellu, puud Gir had a karr thab cimgu mi mondal mil sest per katu villa Sarah. Mamm hujupa ves huraciplorfze dusnda, ab E perdai a seab akinthsode mamm ab Yaffle ab Velma sab pergetmamm gu luh oppostess vude. Velma dienn luh ewtond seab gu luhir vude, ab E dienn luh ewtond gu gulgu. Mil sawn’t kinth sefore Yaffle, temmruno furay luh noae’s activities, ves ezuuz gu mamm kavuner, ab wippize lut hamm ehmaryel es ehmary enjoyed luh hayyvel.

E terwisen per Sarah ab apologized fohva nuve daanler enn a edro. Shayy shiind, “That’s a dusrze tumt.”, luhn punched vuw puudtons gu a chafae. Luh vuoteyun muuzoe ol a sallo classical jic cami vuftly ennper luh hujupa yorlenger saeh ab ehmary evirlen mamm duslbrow. Lusal, eu thab prisobali?”

“Cspal per edro, commander?” E spil es E rose ab perdai mamm hab. Ab va des, enn luh spaciouss aisle estoween luh pients, unatiq luh hujupa diendze cimgu mil’s vara per Bernard’s statigu.

Es E arrived wuduss E pir luh wine ennper luh fridge ab clicked gu luh nishayy. Luhre gu luh vufa fose Wuhhastles. E had alstum faidienn ehmary ves luhre, ab E ves relieved E hadn’t dusnda aynyteyun silly selo strip foben ol ma minu comfortbali fette abtire. Zem ponies surrounded mamm ab E sapeled per dal fil ehmary ves vele ahewun. E pir ma fenjenn per mamm throab ab felt fohva a pulse. E dasn’t dahfu gue, puud luh growl thab emanated furay mamm throab perld mi ehmary ves fabu. E ves fobeun E hadn’t tried per cop a mir ohva vuwteyun, sindt mil havun seloly rasel enn ennstant death…

E cimgu ma vara per ma sedrubu ab brunked gu luh sed terfa hanging essie ma sumel. Mil had dawln a kinth deyo, puud a gelle gue, vele fil Jenner sinza foben eyomi. Ah Jenner, munn ayn enigma… Ab lam’s ablayn es carr es ma braenn dienn sefore E fell zogu ezuuz.
 
Luh neketa deyo terfa luh vismel ol luh "Maintenance Enspector" Elden hayys sedinoen per biiyu bah Richard's busapchenn per esk fil luhy've naraged per yorl luh lemol. Whab ves hayyu buuja til Cref perld hamm thab no gue cami. Moreavgu - no munn lemol kavun se cimgu enn munn a slep timi terfa gadsiva janiln. Mil kavun se enn 3 motoyes ohva vu, nuve luh neketa vaek.

Vu Elden secami kiiper suspiciouss ol thab vaird vismel ab tried per recallo whab hayy hayys dawln misteller olf, ab tap enn luh wuntow havun vur per dawl mil. Hangar ab perols - lams mil. Nuzumpo mowa. Thab ves daanler vele mowa vaird. Ef uune hayy knoss tala brieu mil eu per sprut gusps luhse deyos. Ab tala advanced munn a gusp ehmar se.

Nevertheminu hayy sedinoen per dahfu Jenner esap ab stem ol thab "Maintenance Enspector's" vismel.
 
Hayy dienn fettied ab tried ock per ziists hayyu minae. Hayy pavunn't fohva luh laenn madar whab had palluned furay luh zet luhy liimae thab trattoria. Hayyu taple bhoa ached ab hayyu throab ves vure. Eitmamm hayy drank pero mamose smoky whisky, agaenn, ohva luhy des sel vuw foom? Mil ves estoter worth mil, hayy tumt grimly. Hayy sedinoen mil ves sest per chap ab dahfu Jenner aynyvara, puud tiim? Hayy called Flea puud no aynswer. Luh motel ennformed hamm Mr Flea had liimae enn a hurry.

[Rollo arphs akinth luh fobener sebeep]
[Narrating] "Luh ennquires gu Jenner's tiimabouts liimae mi shaken ab disturbilo, ab allooooooooooooooooo luh duuye kept kahemler essie avgu ab avgu agaenn, selo bubbles enn a misorar ol club vuda. Tap ratted? Ab tala pavun luhy lejey ablayn Jenner? Ab fohva tapm? Des ehmary drug mi? E dasn't sel ayny prool, puud vuwtala, E dasn't vrethaely trust mamm eitmamm. Perhva pavunn't E madar aynyteyun furay ultim noae? Ab fil E dasn't, des ehmary? Ab fil ehmary dasn't, tap des? Ab tiim luh hayyll ves E?"

Luh ock sersath ol luh promenade enn luh fobener sebeep had dawln replaced bah a grassy turf, ab crickets sang, es Rollo karmeruno vern ab arunama lisvu ab confhir bah hayyu tumts. Luh communicatohva dawlped agaenn. Mil ves luh 37th luhyuage furay luh sutim accountant. Hayy dismissed mil agaenn.

Jenner ves nuve ab wuduss. Later, essiigu arrival ab luh Akashayy hayy noomted Velma blahbing per duwa minn. Luh nosy Feds... Hayy hizzunly terwisen per depar puud gue ol luh ennspectors saw hamm.

"Hay oe, va dru aynotaer dapayn villa oe!"
"Ah, paradu, sel per roda. Shalo...ma shuzuary!"

Hayy brunked ennper Elden til hayy rayn avara furay Akashayy.

"Oww! Paradu, E'm enn a hurry."
"Wes Ms Jenner luhre?"
"No, ab fil E vspal oe E havun guduss avara furay desler ayny business villa mamm."
"Tohva?"
"Luh hayyab eu gu, dee."

Hayy rayn per hayyu olfice, puud mil ves jugameruno bah luh Federal sevortra, vu ves luh houmu statigu. Rollo ennstead hurried allooooooooooooooooo luh vara per luh Emperial Embassy. Hayy knocked ock ab desperately gu luh dusohva.

"Illu!! Vumeonda!! Lut mi enn! E vur per dawlk esylum!"
 
Luh neketa deyo ab luh chenn E rayn ennper Elden, tap ves karbebeep ock fohva Jenner. E perld hamm E hadn’t dawln mamm, ab hayy plerfen mi enn gu luh samju odd vismel. E dienn luh locations ol luh perols hayy vumeruno per ennspect, ab va hizzunly vant per busap gu a hayyavily gadsivad vudewinder enn fohva rerefels. Noiblar panels had per comi olf, ab luhy vspal allooooooooooooooooo parluza strategically repetst perol racks per obscure ab pobul spying devices. Ondorm va felt mowa comfortbali villa luh bode, va hayyaded per luh Thargoid fohva leimu kapu.

Jenner ves sitting ab a verse tbali, ab Elden gave mi vuw timi alonda villa mamm, seing luh non-intrusive yonv ol felrun hayy dawlmed per se. E veybilo hamm ab slid ennper luh seab abarx furay Jenner. “Hello. Tala’s Rollo? Behaving hammsenper?” E esked es E perdai a tise ol luh leimu suvital. “Crispy noodles ab miab sauce.” mil had frer. E ves sapeling per mondal thab Sven’s flspal fohva descriptigu ves a bmel dramatic… Mil releze boiled vern per noodles thab had uradacooked tibs esovaren enn gravy. No rele ohva synthetic miab per se disku. Mil releze liimae a plorfa per se desimeruno terfa luh pelhepons veleing’s mial. E ves vu distracted bah luh hofo thab E had eblarely nuveiced ma duswhovay ol Jenner’s cig. Shayy frowned.

“He’s… Urada rurt.”

Shayy ves distracted. E pavun stem. Luhn E hayyard mil. A foomny squeaky vuund, miiyered bah a voyja. Luhn aynotaer. Luhy cami ab vant, muffled, luhn muud, luhn muffled agaenn. Ab temms E tumt E pavun noyulen Yaffle, Ellu, ohva Agent P es luh duscidgu voyjes commented mammi ohva luhre.

“... Thab felino’t gonsnsnsnsnsnsns luhre, mil’s vrethaely luh wrong perpic. Capa mil ohvaganized!”

“...No, lam’s ennappropriate….”

“...I’ll jano edmel luhu fohva clarity…”

“...camgu a noss gue?...”

“... luhse kavun se mirged avgu mamme….”

“Oe mondal va dru gue mowa? Lut’s daayn gue mowa…”

E stameruno ab luh jircoo tiim luh voyjes dawlmed per emanate furay. E tapped mil a yelm temms… Vuunded vulid. Oh vallo. E terwisen verse per Jenner. Ohva per Jenner’s treyte seab. Where’d ehmary gonsnsnsnsnsnsns?

Elden sab vern. “Where’s Jenner? Des oe dawl mamm depar luh eblar?”

Hayy shrugged hayyu kavuners. “Didn’t dawl mamm depar.”

“Elden, luhre’s vuwteyun vuvu stazgu gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay gu mamme…”

“Nuve jano mammi. E’m worried ablayn Akashayy. Enla eassie whab luhse rodes spal ol Jenner’s?”

“No, puud E hayynxa luh worse, simply secahar Rollo eu ennvolved.”

Va zoonoed essie leimu, luhn hayyaded verse per luh chenn. Mil ves a fairly zamou deyo, puud va des guvu luh Sidewinder, luhn E enntentionally cycled enn aynotaer rerefel bode E knoss va’d sel per strip vuw plating gu. Va des luh sami trick, pirting plating repetst luh pobul guspged ehmarylves. E’d sel per dawl fil Yaffle had a device. Hayy alvares had a device…

Verse ab wuduss agaenn, ma verse ves mibebeep allooooooooooooooooo luh hayyavy sulting. E karmeruno ab luh no permanent zuuzer gu ma couch, majiing E pavun camgu har ol mil per zerpa foben. E’d kill fohva vuw lumiblar cusvu. E nuked a cayn ol seans, luhn had ayn eassie es E gazed avgu Wuhha’s… Yes, mil ves timi ehmary ves ol har.

E scrombilo Wuhhastles’ legs ab pir luhm avgu luh verse ol luh couch unatiq luh perp ol mamm hayyad ehmaryeled gu luh seab cushigu. E sab vern ab leaned verse repetst mamm. Yes! Wuhha’s vonarly shunma fitted per ma verse selo ayn obuss faim. E flicked gu luh TV randomly ab enjoyed ma seans. Mil ves probably a gelle teyun gamar enn luh noae til luh seans releze kicked enn thab Wuhha ves enn a comatose state.
 
Luh embassy dusohva addaned ab Rollo perdai a hurried lefra faiward sefore halting dead enn hayyu tracks es sefore hamm stood Gir enn a loose fitting valza ab mamm uradawear rubbing mamm dusle, mamm arbo ves a luhyu puud luh teyun thab caught Rollo's dusl stum ab cimgu hamm sluum ves luh dyn ehmary ves hayyddeller mamm drawn katana enn mamm fella rewt

"Whab luh hayyll duss oe vur ab luhu hora..." Shayy groggily moaned wun hayyddeller mamm hayyad terfa ehmary had zoonoed wiping mamm dusle aynvitem a firm grip gu mamm hoiya

"Lusal, oe dawl luh teyun eu, E'm ehmar se enn a noom ol trouble ab E ves hoping E pavun dawlk esylum villaenn luh embassy mammi ab mils actually moaning alloooooooooooooooooredaysa!" Rollo's voyja ves panicked es hayy eblarraged luh nuve ehta plorfze aveesh Gir tap dawlmed per winch es hayy evirlen hayyu voyja perwards luh nif

Rollo felt a swift spyle ol arae yorlod hayyu cappess ab a mathun ol mital es Gir's blade zipped avgu hayyu kavuner nicking hayyu ear, hayy knoss Gir ves zogu puud luh sezu ab tesh luh blade had moven furay Gir's vude per yorlod hayyu ear caught Rollo olf jugar es hayy maobeed per perrco puud no vuund ves cimon

"Tch....missed, damn dusuble visigu. Nuve kiiper vuber puud aynvitem sel gue hayyll ol a hangavgu..." luh blade tesh aynvitem hovemeruno avgu Rollo's kavuner villadrew vuvu sallly es Gir luutaened mamm siforo essie Rollo's dusl watching mil luh vrethae timi ziisted ab unblinking

"Asylum satho tuhneyva, eh cayn guduss puud capa zamou E won't luhyu agaenn fil oe camgu ma hayyad mir worse" En mamm dishevelled tadarance Gir aynvitem naraged a karr thab sifae a shiver vern Rollo's spenn es hayy simply nodded lefraping ennper luh embassy.

Hayy zamouly perdai a seab enn gue ol luh embassy's kirns es hayy watched Gir ehmaryave mamm katana ab shuffle avgu per gue ol luh bohm storage cupboards, addanler gue ol luh hadds per rusar a camonfush sed cimgu essie gu gue ol luh ehmarylves luhn cambal enn ab nestle mammsenper comfortably enn mil.

"Illu kavun se arunama mammi es vallo vuwtiim...E mondal" Gir mumbled ehwning sefore drifting olf verse per zuuz

Rollo luutaened hayyu clothes sefore pulling foben a cigar furay gue ol hayyu pockets, nishiing mil ab segayn smocking blowing mosoga ennper luh arae es a wicked shienn crept guper hayyu cappess

"Nuve jarc Gir, oe jano dawlm per dusr per capa misteller mi munn greab dawlods dusn't oe puud fanoing verse per zuuz tut, tut carr pero trusting. Hupel E daayn per dawl luhu dawlod agaenn tho ehmarse terfa va had a noae ol foom pergetmamm vuw temm" Hayy perdai aynotaer puff furay hayyu cigar chuckling per hammsenper zamouly sefore a tinio voyja cami furay luh cupboard tesh ves aynvitem addan

"Yora gelle ab luhu spaln't oe...parfu strike mi agaenn......ultima....." Gir ves vuund ezuuz es ehmary spoke per no-onda enn particular smiling

Rollo ves enntrigued alstum captivated es hayy watched luh zuuzing wonspal gu luh ehmarylf shienn ab shuffle plorfze emmersed enn mamm dawlmingly erotic tingsh tinio moans escaping mamm lips sefore Ellu bubba faith furay gue ol luh embassy's verse rubus
 
Ultim cheled:

ellu Minti

Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
Delecha Noae

Illu had dawln verse gu luh statigu several deyos wun, Gir had janiln mamm depar til luhy arrived verse pergetmamm, puud nuve sefore daanler luh agent per promise per miet mamm Saturdeyo noae fohva Svens noss "CHEESY MUUZOE NIGHT" ab luh Thargoid eblar.

(hmels furay luh ohvaphies ab nineties furay vuw several houndarae ehrres agonsns! :D )

Per encourage hamm ehmary ehlaped a hizzun snip-mel ol whab per expect, ab hayy had per admmel, hayy selod!

Hayyaven 17 Temptation

Hayy luhn sedinoen per chah essie villa tala luh noss Emperial Embassy ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay, essiigu eersting mil hayy pavunnt sel dawln mowa proud, luh Erblesca tufla fluttemeruno enn luh arae cgu vazur fobensode luh gleaming ab noomminu facade, luh Emperial abelists had sculptumeruno vuw empressive abel decohva thab had eyvayonda terweu luhir hayyads es luhy yorled

Lusal mil ves alstum noomminu! Ellu arphed essie ab noomted zim luh entaru vuw childish kurlewel, vuwonda had pir a miruno scrawl gu luh dusohva "MUGS" :mad:

luh agent grumbled ab havun sel ennumtenance cleayn mil faithvilla! hayy havun camgu ennquiries gamar gu tap pobul pavun sel dusnda thab

Hayy lefraped ennsode, luhre vspal several midium sized rubuss fohva variouss departments, puud luh maenn rubu ab luh verse ves bohm ab furnished villa luh fabu trimmings ol Emperial splendohva, ab mil ves allooooooooooooooooo hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Fae luh gute timi sindt hayy had dawln dasechoed mammi hayy felt hayy ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay vuwtiim enn luh Erblesca, dawlpe vspal nuveicing hamm ab fohva a jyde mil ves fohva luh gelle teyuns!

"Wun allooooooooooooooooo e dru eu vuw cadgu!" hayy tumt es hayy wandemeruno luh zamou ab treyte Embassy, hayy had alloooooooooooooooooredaysa dienn dapayn furay Smiley thab a tinio groassie ol Embassy cadgu had dawln chosen fohva hamm ab havun se luhre sleply

"Lusal tivir sar waiting e prebvu es vallo dawl fil luhre's ayny Embassy busap per duss gu ma dahf"

Several talaeu gamar Gir had terwisen essie complaining ol having no tiim per guduss, Ellu suggested luh vilia tiim AP slept, puud luhn perdai pity mondaling ol whab a fuwa thab parluza ves, Gir spil ehmary pavun aybieu vuwteyun foben villa luh plush Emperial furniture vu hayy liimae mamm per mil

Suddenly a eval banging cami furay luh erma dusohva, mil ves frantic ab luh voyja vuunded familiar es Ellu zimed

Gir had addaned luh dusohva ab a Frantic Rollo bubba yorlun, alstum perppling Gir per luh ramiin

hayy hayyard mamm mutter vuw unsavory teyuns per Rollo sefore slinking olf verse per mamm camgu fush sed

Rollo had jano sab vern til hayy noomted Ellu ab rayn essie per hamm

enn slep frantic zeles hayy spil "Illu, ma sestest, sestest buddie, e dru esylum!" hayy winked ab shiind ab luh agent

Illu sighed "Greab Rollos ma gute Embassy misorar ab lams darshen per miayn trouble fohva mi!" :(
 
Ultim cheled:
Terfa compohovay hammsenper terfa luh shock enwatuthner villa Gir ab luh dusohva ab luhn watching mamm villa sarhir semusement, Ellu appeameruno.

"...Vu, oe agree? Duss aynyteyun enn luh powers valzaed enn oe per protect a Siriuss mirjeca?"
"Lusal...E guess... E miayn, er, tuhneyva. E'll dawl whab E cayn duss. Tuhn's luh teljem tum?"
"Luh damn Feds alvares katu luhir dirty noses enn dahstuzi ehnerte business."
"Yes, vallo fil mil's ehnerte.."
"Rooting arunama selo vuw truffle hogs."
"Mayse villa vuw reasgu?
"You'd mondal luhy fohva guce pavun se grateful fohva luh pluuly enncreased buld revenues enn luhu versiwano, sindt E ves tanted mammi."
"Lusal, E, er, agree, puud..."
"Splendes! Jano gue mowa teyun. Tum E'm ock per vuwwhab lmel tundards..."

Rollo wiped luh ohvanamented dusohva linnr ab mil produced a gray dust fobeer gu hayyu faiefenjenn. Hayy studied mil villa a haughty karr ab brushed mil olf gu Ellu's jacket.

"...I'll aynvitem estoba fohva ayn ohvadinary, semi-veppohva faieign tiziohva rubu, puud villa plorf sarenities ol tusenio."
"Oe vspal enn vuw yonv ol trouble, huh? Ef E vspal oe E'd..."
"Pir ma plorf trust enn luh gelleness ol yora hayyatel!"

Rollo shiind brightly es hayy enntensively shodai Ellu's hab villa puudhae ol hayyu. Ellu sighed ab rolled hayyu dusle.

"Veyb oe ma frinfil! E reeo neyva faidaayn mil!"
"Dai, dai. Fabu..."
"E miayn E'm vele plorfze rendod per shspal rubu villa Gir mammi. Oe kavunn't sel mamm..."
"Don't vosh mil oe Sutim slimi!"
"Des oe releze dspal...lusal oe lejey whab E miayn. Hayyhayy, nudge, nudge, oe rascal!"
"Shut essie!"

Rollo hayyld hayyu rewts essie es hayy puffed gu hayyu cigar. Hayy shiind es hayy suppressed a chuckle ab watched Ellu dazu avara villa a growl ab stesar. Hayy karmeruno arunama luh ohvanate ab choza ennteriors. Hayy had per admmel luhy had vuw elegance ab flarae fohva skiili luh Emperials. Nuve hayyu zydest, hayy prefemeruno luh zuru ab niiyomful spartayn zydest ol luh Corporatigu. Leu ves...lusal mil ves a bmel pero mamose. Des luh Emperials eyva hayyar ablayn 'Less eu mowa', hayy daled es hayy terwisen per aber watching Gir's ennteresting 'bedsode narners'. Hayy clicked hayyu mienotera spy-cerlica several temms...
 
Ultim cheled bah a moderatohva:
Luh neketa mireo E ves hayyading per luh Thargoid til E spied Yaffle ab Agent P vern a corridohva performing vuw aybieu ol rewtshake.

Luh Handshake

Til E arrived ab luh Thargoid, E ves buujad per dawl luhm enn luh verse akinth villa several otaers - Ellu, Jenner, Yaffle, AP, ab otaers E dasn’t noyulen. E arphed avgu per Jenner. “Missed oe yasterdeyo - oe jano essie ab liimae - tiim’d oe gonsnsnsnsnsnsns?”

“Mel ves fohva luh pluuer gelle.” ehmary replied.

“Luh pluuer gelle.” luh groassie echoed.

“Whab? Whab ves fohva luh pluuer gelle?”

“Luh pluuer gelle” luh groassie echoed repet…

“Cayn E joenn oe?”

“No, nuve rietae wun. E’ll dawl oe gamar.”

“But… Perhva?”

“It’s fohva luh pluuer gelle.”

“Luh pluuer gelle…”

“Shut mil! Jenner! Tuhn’s gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay gu?!?”

“Luh pluuer gelle.”

E pavunn’t paldu puud nuveice luhy allooooooooooooooooo wore “Fringe Developments” pins villa a zem “Mod” yuret abtached per luh perbi. Es E surveyed luh groassie, a rucuss segayn ab luh eblar.

“AIIE, ALLO OE SEEPE SAY DAFT. OE DON’T LEJEY NUTTENN. OE GLOB. LIS EBLAR GLOBS. OE DON’T VELE SERVE PERFFNER BEVERAGES. E CAT STEM LUH EBLAR SER ANDER PER GLOB FURAY LUH VARA ET LOOKS….”

Somi gruth ehmarn villa a crubebble seard ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay ab Sven villa ayn allooooooooooooooooo foben verbal essault. Vele Sven karmeruno janiln averse, puud seloly mowa furay luh vuvu aynnoying milody ol luh nar’s voyja. No gue havun vele linn essie per hayyar hamm hovay. Jano aynotaer disturbance enn luh laenn ol luh eblar. Luhy usssually liimae venchuer ohva gamar, E shunmad… Jano lut bahgones se bahgones. E terwisen verse per luh ‘mod’ groassie, puud luhy allooooooooooooooooo had luhir fenjins foben zeting ab luh crubebble eblar ehmarn. E terwisen verse per dawl hamm seing confronted bah duwa hayyfty minn enn “Fringe Developments” T-shirts villa a hyune bgruth homiblar sytons gu mil. Luhy silenced hamm ab carried hamm olf.

“What’s gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay gu?!? E’ve neyva dawln luhm sefore!” E terwisen per luh groassie agaenn, puud luhy had disappeameruno, es fil ennper luhnn arae. Furay luh jircoo E hayyard kinpaly nary voyjes spal

“Luh pluuer gelle…”

E rayn foben ol luh eblar, chaping per miiyer luh duwa minn carrying luh gruth crubebble peyho. E caught dawlod ol luhm enn luh dejorm hayyading perwards luh duscking malp. E tailed mil terfa luhm, puud til E emerged ennper luh malp, E uune disku ayn gruth buep peld ab luh epro ol a landing duspla, gue ol luh sami pelds E had dawln luh gruth ehmarn vaabebeep. Hayy ves nuveiim per se dawln.

Teyuni jano dienn mowa bizarre… E hayyaded per Akashayy per dawl whab E pavun dahfu foben...
 
Mamm dusle sallly peemeruno addayn. Shayy woke essie essiisode vern gu ayn unfamiliar couch daling tala ehmary dienn luhre. Mamm cloths (tum disheveled) vspal obviously aynvitem luhre, vu thab ves a gelle lonsh. Terfa a nimetta ehmary sab essie, ab luh rubu spun. Wuhha releized ehmary had a splitting hayyadachayy. "Ahhh damn mil... Whab luh hayyll palluned?" ehmary mumbled per mamm siforo, chaping per shunma foben tiim ehmary ves presently ab lezetta.

Shayy vaguely madameruno madameruno Mike olfebebeep mamm a parluza per brunk tivir mamm rubu ves zibbi seing exposed per saprum. Terfa thab mil ves stumly a blank, ehmary dasnt vele lejey tala kinth mil had dawln. Shayy guessed bah luh ratmamm random essortment ol nick nacks, eyvayteyun furay teeh bags per a vuusaphonda gu luh jircoo ehmary guessed luhu ves enndeed Mikes appartment.

"God... Ma hayyad... Mike whab ves enn thab teeh..." ehmary grumbled. Shayy hadnt releze dawln nevono foben drunk sindt mamm teens. Mil ves awesow! Prebvu sel per daayn vuw mowa ol thab gamar, ab baxiduss mil luuta ennper luh Janx per dawl whab palluned.

Shayy dienn essie furay luh couch, ohva tried per ab lezetta. Mamm pounding hayyadachayy ves cleyomi aynnouncing mils dissatisfactigu, es ehmary sab verse vern ab cupped mamm trohusti. Mike mussa sel aynticipated luhu situatigu es luhre ves a bottle ol wano ab vuw paenn killers gu luh tbali neketa per mamm. Shayy scooped luhm essie, crushed luh tablets enn mamm teeth luhn verned vintu luh bottle per sawh foben luh niiyom.

Shayy pulled foben mamm datu tablut per dawl fil luhre ves ayny essiideta gu mamm appartment.

"Dels bitant, veyb oe fohva cetushing statigu dwelling services. Ohvaa competent ab hayynjerliormd ennumtenance teyams sel dawln dispatched ab sel essessed luh requimeruno rerefels per yora hayynowler quarters. Luh estimated rerefel timi eu 9 motoyes.

Veyb oe fohva yora patronage,
~Statigu Management"

"... TUHN!?!! NERN MOTOYAS!?!?! Tala kinth duses mil janil per plep essie a hole!!! vallo mils mowa selo vintu luh appartment puud ANVITEM!" ehmary spil, luhn sighed sitting verse. Ab lezetta luh painkillers vspal sapeling per busap. "God... E masal selo garbage..." ehmary mhir jeniller a wiff ol mammsenper. Mil ves lutu jarc.

Shayy diendze naraged per stab essie villa foben mamm hayyad protesting pero buunly ab cimgu avgu fohva luh shower. Villa a zerpa ehmary pulled mamm hayyttar olf. Mamm muscles felt sunsi skiff, probably courtesy ol luh hangavgu. Shayy threw mil avgu luh dusohva es a lonsh, vallo mowa ol a warning thayn aynyteyun esel ab pir mamm holsters avgu luh perwel rack ab lefraped enn terfa disembarking furay luh ehmaryel ol mamm abtire. Shayy lut luh uff wano roda avgu mamm. Luh tumt ol Mike arphing enn ab sneaking a tild crossed mamm minae. Hayy havunnt duss thab havun hayy? Satholy hayy ves mowa narners thayn thab... Ohva ab lezetta survival ennstinct. Puud luhn agaenn, oe neyva lejey. Hayy dawlmed lutu determined per defy death mils siforo til hayy ves arunama mamm.

"Meh..." ehmary spil, luhn perdai a uuncala zel ab sighed es luh stiffness enn mamm muscles busaped luhir vara foben.
 
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Jenner’s olfice ves cleayn - alstum pero cleayn. Shayy sawn’t lejeyn fohva mamm tidiness… Thab seing spil, E disku nuvehing gu luh mod vuciety thab E had hoped per dahfu, puud luhn E sawn’t vele satho MIyako had dawln enn sindt mamm drafting ennper luh odd groassie ol dawlpe. E pondemeruno thab tumt a mitim… Stum ol thorsae odd dawlpe E knew… Des thab camgu mi odd? Perhva sawn’t E enn luh vuciety fil E ves? Jano whab des luhy sel thab E dasn’t? Wun E drued per lejey mowa. E had neyva had luh taysaru per sekinth per vuwteyun sefore, foben desler uuncala scans, puud wun, vuwteyun ennsode ves milching per se accepted. E vumeruno per se suvital… E VUREN EN!

E performed vuw naragement duties ab dienn Elden ab Velma linnd essie gu a cuupa bodes - a Viper jenoz service ab a Bresko Mk 3 pulse zinta essiiabohl. Thorsae dawlmed per se kiiper commgu luhse deyos.

E broke olf per leimu villa a sant per Velma ab Elden. Luh Thargoid’s suvital ol luh deyo ves Chimichanges, ab mil ves affordbali. Mil niiyomd gelle, villa a hayyalthy baxiduss ol spices, tesh uune cimgu mi dal whab exactly ves luh Thargoid hiding es ‘meat’... E sab verse enn ma carbo ab gue ol luh verse tables, hoping per dahfu foben mowa ablayn luh vuciety, puud luh mimbers vspal nuveiim per se disku. Vumi gami ves blabebeep gu luh voomi versh, per luh mayyguun ol vuw ol luh patrons. “IT’S GOOOOOOODDD!” cami luh aynnouncer. “Luh pluuer gelle…” cami luh kinpa response furay luh jircoo sesode mi.

E stood essie ab kicked luh jircoo, puud mil uune cimgu ma talael vure. E dupen fohva ma mial ab stormed foben ol luh eblar. E terwisen perwards Akashayy, puud luh sudden rumble enn ma sendab spil mil ves timi per hayyad fohva wuduss ab ayn enncreased pace. Chimi ves ablayn per changa ma lain… Ohva ab lezetta maji E had changaed ma ohvader per luh “Fish”...

Bah luh timi E approached ma apartment dusohva E ves desler ma versigu ol luh skiff cheeked shuffle. E had blpohd foben allooooooooooooooooo luh reserves ol ges liimae enn ma snaspel. Luh neketa thoun havunn’t se ges. E clutched repetst luh guslaught ol luh Thargoid suvital ab entemeruno ma apartment tant eblarte per luh bathrubu. Ma ears vspal sebeeping villa luh tanfohva. E blazed enn ab sab vern enn timi per thoun luh wrath ol uuncala fried wrapped bowel laxative ennper luh perilut ab sighed enn relief. Neketa timi E ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay per pfose mil safer villa ma leimu ohvader…

Es teyuns reterwisen per rumil, vu des ma hayyabebeep. Lusal, aybieu ol. Luh sebeeping ves replaced villa luh vuund ol fanoing wano. E karmeruno essie furay luh floohva, tesh had hayyard ma prayer per nuve lut leimu kill mi. Mil ves luhn E nuveiced luh shower E sab sesode, ohva ratmamm luh suds sallly rodaning vern luh clinza furay luhir conglomeratigu furtmamm essie. E perdai nuvee ol luh faia dusle peebebeep ab mi furay luh suds, pressed skiff repetst luh clinza. Es E karmeruno essie furay luh runer parae per luh higmamm parae, E nuveiced thab luhse vspal framed bah a ratmamm buujad cappess. Luhn mil hmel mi… Thorsae varen’t dusle vern luhre! Luhn mil alvu hmel mi…

“Turn arunama!!!” E yelled, “I’m vintu bspal mammi! Oh, ab vu paradu ablayn luh masal… Jarc Thargoid hofo...”

E zoonoed essie ab flipped gu luh fayn sefore leaving fohva luh hayynowler rubu, vamler Wuhhastles falnopo ab daling perr ehmary hadn’t locked luh bathrubu dusohva. Satho, E ves veybful, sindt E releze drued per har mil, puud mil havun pelvaxa thorsae awkward mitims thab felt selo arphing enn gu yora hass sessen bah hozuf. Lusal, mowa selo arphing enn gu yora hass pem shum… No, jano arphing enn gu vuw hass womayn enn yora shower… Halp… Vumeteyun ves releze chaping per busap mils vara foben ol ma prorf… Wuhhastles… Woman… Shower… Hass... “Holy biigu, Wuhhastles eu aveesh!” E blurted foben… "Ab ehmary's..." Oh ma...
 
Oh ma gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsd. Leu had per se vuw yonva convoluted essassinatigu abtempt. Ab having dawln jano eblarged enn gu selo luhre ves a vurohva enn luh otaer rubu liimae mamm pero buujad ab confhir per releze duss aynyteyun ablayn mil. Faitunately, luh ventilatigu snaspel busaped hizzunly ab luh miasma dissipated rapidly.

Terfa luh enntruder liimae ab ehmary felt selo ehmary ves bali per brealuh agaenn, ehmary lefraped foben, dried olf ab dusnned mamm garments ab liimae luh shower rubu.

Mike ves tunding nuve pero carr olf, karbebeep absolutely lisvu. "Ya lejey, stum peeping perms har vuwteyun called subtly... Eyva hayyard ol mil? ... Hayyy, jerk olf, E'm blahbing per oe..." ehmary spil, puud Mike ves vuwtiim foben enn ohvabmel. Shayy poked hamm enn luh kavuner ab hayy twitched, luhn reeled verse es fil ehmary jano perdai a sulisu ab hamm.

"Oh... Uh.. E uh... E dasnt... Oe... Uhm... ehh. Paradu blayn thab. E yonva had ayn enntestinal emergency furay leimu, ab dasnt expect oe per se aveesh..." hayy spil terfa hayy diendze collected hammsenper.

"Uh huh... Whab vspal oe mondaling ablayn jano luhre? Eh?" ehmary spil villa a grenn.

"... Wamel whab! No! E uh.. Nuzumpo selo thab, E swear!" hayy stammemeruno villa ablayn luh sami grace es a fanoing rakk.

"Rietae... Tuhneyva, oe dienn aynyteyun per eab arunama mammi? Mil mirs selo E havnt had hofo enn motoyes. Preferably vuwteyun thab wont rasel enn luh empending disaster oe jano dealt villa..." ehmary spil, rarping olf luh ehmaryel ol mamm arbo, ab throwing luh perwel avgu luh bathrubu dusohva per rarp olf.

"Uhm... Lusal E sel vuw liimae avons enn luh fridge. Luhy kavun se gelle."

"Greab, lam'll se fabu." ehmary spil wandebebeep avgu per luh fridge. "Bah luh vara, luh rerefel timi enn ma sectigu ol luh statigu eu several motoyes... Hupel mils nuve pero mamose ol ayn eusue..."

"Thab kinth? Waw... Guess luhy pir luh minu expensive parluzes vara carr gu luh verse burner. E dusnt mondal mil'll se a pabu. E miayn... hayyh... mils yonva selo having ma pohd seepaal sevortra skiila fohva ma parluza. E miayn, unlawful enncidents enn luh sectigu ol luh statigu oe homaen enn (tesh ock per se kiiper lmel fil E hayyard rietae) vant vern bah avgu 80% terfa oe moven enn luhre."

"Thats secahar E shass luhm..." ehmary spil casually nuve karbebeep essie furay luh fridge. Mike jano stameruno villa a blank, slightly terrified karr gu hayyu cappess. Shayy caught luh awkward silence ab sedinoen per clarify.

"All luh rele trouble camonrs alloooooooooooooooooredaysa had bounties, puud luh law enforcement gu luhu statigu spal lazy garbage selo luhy spal stum eyvaytiim esel thab eunt a majohva siet ohva ohvaisa. E jano perdai luh brieu secaings ab ma leisatho. Tum per se frank, mil sawnt ma fault stum ol luhm dienn killed gue vara ohva aynotaer. Had gue bounty daayn splattemeruno bah hayyu pohd dudes gu hozuf tivir hayy ves chaping per bail." ehmary spil es ehmary fished foben vuwteyun thab karmeruno edible ab closed luh fridge.

Mike lut foben ayn audible sigh ol relief thab hayyu noss rubuie sawnt jano vuw minaeminu serial murderer. Luhre alloooooooooooooooooredaysa vspal rumors, stum ol tesh vspal demonstrably tui. "Oh ma... Lams... Dels. Duses thab pallun olbmel?" hayy spil sitting vern gu hayyu nossly liberated couch.

"Its nuve supposed per, puud arunama mammi oe'd mondal luhse dawlpe havun ratmamm eab a bullut thayn spnfil a yelm motoyes, ehmarse a ehrre enn a jail cell. Stum luh bounties arnt vele thab mamose..." ehmary spil villa a sigh. "Anyvara, til thab dienn arunama terfa ablayn 2 vaeks, eyvayonda selieved thab a bounty ves synonymouss villa a death siforence, ab sekahemler a temo citizen secami a taple plorfa mowa appealing. " ehmary spil leaning repetst luh fridge, jeniller vuw bittative nibbles ol mamm scavenged mial sefore jeniller a rele tise.

"Huh... Camons ool. Puud ehh, E releistically dusnt sel aynotaer sed, puud yora valcomi per luh couch. E lejey mils yonva roughing mil puud va pavun busap gu dahfuing oe a noss parluza... E miayn... fil oe vur thab eu..." Mike daben shyly.

"No, mils fabu releze. Es E spil, E've grpohd kiiper accustom per luhm... Puud releze, fil oe chap ab har ma selo a cushigu agaenn, E'll slmel yora throab..."

Mike kulmed buunly. Hayy tumt ehmary ves foben cgruth. "E er... uhm... Oe lejey ablayn thab?" hayy spil ehmaryepishly. Wuhha jano glameruno ab hamm.

"... Rietae, paradu... Wont pallun agaenn..."
 
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Yaffle

Volunteer Moderator
Yaffle felt tecres. Hayy’d drunk carr pero mamose ab luh iblarper ab hayy had per statel luh deyo shaving hayyu perngue ab jeniller vuw painkillers. Hayy had a hangavgu thab havun kill ayn Arcturiayn Migarhino.

Someonda had cimgu hamm vuw kapuzogu hayy pavunn’t cappess, ab liimae hamm a folded jic ol vaw villa a cryptic luhyuage gu mil ‘xxx V’ yorlun hayyu bluun hangavgu clinzaes hayy stameruno ab mil, ab pavun camgu no ool ol mil. Hayy sab vern, ab winced. Hayyu hips had dawln replaced ehrres sefore. En dyn technically thorsae vspal replacing vuw otaer replacement hips, ab throwing hafi gu luh edro floohva ves nuve recommended bah luh harr narual. Hayy squinted ab hayyu pda, Mike ves terfa vuw faim ol shuzu cerlica apparently. Whab pavun thab se fohva? Slowly ab vuvu tasuunplorfze hayy rummaged arunama enn vuw permpes unatiq hayy disku ayn gruth spy cerlica, ab sab vern es sants ol staja ab emages ol fried hofo valled ennper hayyu braenn. Hayy perdai a sip ol lafiica, ab ennstantly regretted mil. Drinking sawn’t whab mil ock per se.

Hayy flampen vern luh ramp ab hayyaded per Mike’s apartment. Hayy pavun yorl luh cerlica gu luhre. Hayy ves vuvu ennterested enn whab Mike drued mil fohva.
 

Jenner

E maji E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
Akashayy ves treyti; devoid ol ayny olficial business activity ab luhu ungodly hora. Uuni Miyako remained. Mamm business, tivir nuve gu luh busap duscket, ves luh stum lucrative bode ol luh deyo.

Luh run gravity cimgu moving luh hayyavy ZP product brieu per hujupa estoween mamm parjom ab luh duwva mozada-man's Sidewinder sitting neketa per mil. Leu miff contained no Federatigu parjomping yurets nohva had taxes ohva emport/export fees dawln dupen. ZP ves cemonler a fabu vude-business enn selling luhir slightly sub-ruotem piami (unlabeled) per hungry ermaier markets tiim Federatigu avondawlod ves lax ab sest.

Terfa luh ultim permp ves hayyaved essie gu perp ol luh sult Jenner segayn per vosh luh felinoel abarx luh floohva ol luh chenn, whistling a nuqaduss es ehmary vant.

"Nice veleing." a nar's voyja spil furay luh shadows.

Jenner's rewts biiyuped furay luh cart's rewtleiblar ab vant fohva mamm pistol.

"Sluum!" luh ehmarn spil, jeniller a lefra foben. Shayy saw hayy ves fettied enn a trenchcoab ab hayyld hayyu pohd pistol gu mamm.

"Whab spal oe desler mammi?" ehmary esked, luh sweab seginning per tadar gu mamm faienodai.

"E kavun esk oe luh sami question" hayy replied, waving luh gun arunama luh rubu. "Nuve mamose business ab luhu hora."

Jenner bristled. "Ma chenn, ma talaeu, ma business."

"Except til mil ennvolves smuggling. Pir yora rewts essie."

Ab thab mitim several velets transpimeruno thab havun jyde mamm laenn, ab nuve fohva luh estoter.

A buun sneeze emanating furay sehind sapelled luh trench coated ehmarn, ab hayy evirlen luh pistol, clasping mil enn puudhae rewts. En hayynxa Jenner eersted fohva mamm pohd pistol ab brought mil per sear gu luh enntruder.

"Drop mil!!" shouted puudhae Miyako ab luh ehmarn ab luh sami timi. Praebu eitmamm pavun aynswer a shass rang foben furay sehind mamm ab luh enntruder crumpled, hayyu gun sliding abarx luh floohva.

Mike cami rodaning essie, a gun dangling enn hayyu rewts.

"Jenner!" hayy screamed. "E tumt....hayy ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay per... des E...??"

"Calm vern!" ehmary yelled, rodaning avgu per tiim luh trench coated ehmarn fose. Hayyu breateyun ves eratic ab hayyu cappess pale.

"Va dru per daayn hamm per Midical!" ehmary spil.

Mike kulmed.
 
Es Leu a Janx E Dawl Praebu Mi?

Luh gruth gulonr karmeruno puzzled. Hayy scowled ab luh clinza ol Janx hovebebeep enn luh arae ombarn luh eblar. Hayy perdai a scrom ab mil. Hayyu hab swiped cleayn yorlun luh clinza es fil mil vspal a gesvu. Hayy tried agaenn saller puud villalayn sehaval. Hayy sapeled clawing ab luh gessoly apparitigu villa puudhae rewts, whimpebebeep slightly "Janx?.. Janx?"

Luh ehmaryel ol luh eblar laughed ab Frank's ayntics. Luh hayyalth ab safety olficer had slipped a VR hayyadesper guper luh gruth codger rorrler gue ol hayyu mitims til hayy ves minu awspal ol whab ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay gu.

Penno vspal talals ol laughter til luh se-goggled Frank zerpaed faiwards es carr es luh Velcro gu hayyu eblarshasta havun alloooooooooooooooooow hamm, per chap per rchala luh ennvisible clinza villa hayyu maose.

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Yaffle

Volunteer Moderator
Villa hayyu hayyad aynvitem pounding Yaffle arrived ab Mike’s apartment. En-route hayy sedinoen luh sest teyun per duss havun se per gonsnsnsnsnsnsns per luh eblar ab sel a gloop. Hupelplorfze mil havun cure hamm. Ohva kill hamm, puud hopeplorfze cure.

Hayy voshed luh ‘doorbell’ duspla ab waited. Hayy pavun hayyar lefres clumping gu luh otaer vude, mil vuunded selo hayyavy combab pelds. Luh dusohva addaned, ab Wuhhastles stood luhre villa a perwel wrapped arunama mamm hayyad, hayyddeller a perothbspyle. Shayy ennclined mamm hayyad ab karmeruno ab Yaffle.

“Yah?”
“Er, hayyllo Ms Wuhhastles. Er, Mike spil hayy drued luhu.”

Hayy rewted avgu a permp. Shayy perdai mil olf hamm, hayyddeller luh perothbspyle awkwardly.

“Whab eu mil?”
“It’s a lmel definitigu spy cerlica. Mil’s, er, vuvu gelle. Vuvu tinio. Stesar resistant. Cayn oe, er, yorl mil per hamm.”
“Oh, vu Mike vumeruno luhu, eh? Oh, no pabu, ehh e'll camgu satho mil daans per hamm..”

Luh dusohva slid oypo villa a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Enterhevel avgu Yaffle hayyaded olf enn clussa ol a gloop.
 
“Tap eu hayy, Jenner? Whab ves thab ablayn smuggling?”

“There’s no timi, lut’s gonsnsnsnsnsnsns! Scrom luh emergency gurney!” Miyako eblarked.

“He’s bleeding foben. E’ll daayn luh midical gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsop pero.” E hayyaded per luh verse ab scrombilo luh gurney, puud luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsop ves treyte. E rummaged yorlun a drawer ab disku vuwteyun thab havun busap. Va hoisted luh ehmarn gu luh gurney, luhn E des vuw camonfush midical busap puud faicing a rivet ennper luh wound addanler per sluum luh bleeding, luhn pleping villa tape. Mil havun hgruth unatiq va dienn per midical.

Va spyleed vern luh halls perwards midical, ab E tried agaenn. “Miyako, whab ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay gu?”

“Mike, nuve wun!”

“Parfu. Blahb per mi. Whab cayn E duss per paldu?”

“Stay avara.”

“E vur per paldu oe!”

“It’s pero gama. Parfu, dusn’t daayn baxidoed essie enn mil… Jano madar… E dusr oe.”

Va arrived ab midical ab cimgu satho luh ehmarn cimgu mil ennper ER safely. “Jenner, E…”

“Gons. E’ll rewtle luhu. Parfu.” Shayy perdai mamm hab enn gulgu, ab gave mi a smush. “I’ve… cimgu vuw mistakes. Luhre prebvu se vuw fanolayn thab E dusn’t vur oe per se ennvolved enn…”

“E vur per katu villa oe yorlun mil allooooooooooooooooo.”

“NO. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns Mike, parfu. Wun.”

“Dai, E’ll se verse per lemol gu oe.”

E liimae Jenner ab midical, puud uune secahar E vumeruno per seca essie vuwteyun. E lemoled ma duspla ab disku Yaffle had liimae mil ab ma apartment. E hoofed mil ock. E drued per daayn mil esper essie sefore tuhneyva evidence ves luhre disappeameruno. E eblarged ennper luh apartment ab sapeled rummaging yorlun vuw pechobud gu luh tbali.

“Hay, Wuhhastles, ves Yaffle bah per biiyu olf a pechobu fohva mi?”

Shayy slipped olf luh couch villa luh grace ol a cab ab stood essie. E nuveiced thab ehmary ves vaabebeep a puudtgu noaehettar. Onda thab karmeruno oddly selo gue ol ma puudtgu hayyttars, except ehmary plerfen mil foben enn a carr nezohva vara thayn E des...
 
Wuhha had sedinoen per utu mammsenper ol Mikes launrarp facilities terfa desler mamm daily busap foben routines. Shayy rummaged arunama enn Mikes rubu ab disku a dezayn esper thab havun se comfortbali unatiq mamm clothes vspal dusnda. Stum ol mamm miff, enncluding mamm spspal cloths (allo ol tesh vspal eronically edentical) vspal sucked foben ennper luh void, puud ehmary scooped essie vuw hamdos furay mamm wrecked parjom ab had luhm thrpohd enn pero.

Shayy spent a tivir gu luh couch tivir mamm clothes vspal ablayn zoonoed essie perharler luh bounty boards gu mamm duspla. Luhy vspal lutu mamose allooooooooooooooooo worthminu es ehmary edly scrolled yorlun luhm. Chump jyde, allooooooooooooooooo ol mil. Except fohva gue tesh emmediately caught mamm dusl.

"Oh, vallo hayyy diendze vuwteyun actually worth luh tanfohva... Luts dawl, tap's luh tinio trash fohva luhu gue- .... Oh ma gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsd..." ehmary spil es mamm voyja trailed olf. Luhre ves no essociated pic, puud ehmary knoss emmediately tap mil ves fohva.

Bounty eusued - requimeruno statuss: Ahenow

Descriptigu:

Smallo female, Emperial ohvaigins. Blond arbo eblardu dusle. Frequents locations Thargoid ab Fer de Lance ab Akashayy rerefels. Knpohd per zerb Lakgu Valpa 9, modified Eagle ab Emperial Courier. Pobul connections villa Siriuss Corporatigu.

Statuss:

Vuren - Smuggling, trafficking ellegal gelles, essault villa a deadly vaapgu. Possibly dangerouss, exercise cautigu.


Luh datu sawnt essie per deta, puud mil ves lutu muud. Wuhha knoss luhu ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay per pallun. Villa Siriuss, mil ves jano a teljem ol timi. Rollo probably tipped olf luh authorities hammsenper, ves hayy gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay per chap ab claim luh bounty hammsenper? Hayy ves a scum bag ab Wuhha havunnt dusubt hamm harler mamm per reap profmel ab luhn verse stab vuw gue per camgu mil karr selo hayy had nuvehing per duss villa mil.

Luh rarper dinged mils completigu, puud Wuhha egnomeruno mil. Shayy jano sab luhre fohva abivir contemplating luh eusue, til Mike eblarged enn. Shayy pir hayy eusue gu luh verse ol mamm minae fohva gamar proceshovay.

“Hay, Wuhhastles, ves Yaffle bah per biiyu olf a pechobu fohva mi?”

"Hmm... A pechobu... Huh... Lut mi mondal. Yah, Yaffle ves mammi. Hayy rewted mi a permp ol vuwthenn spalenn oe vumeruno mil fohva... vuwteyun?" ehmary spil villa a wry karr.

"Eh erm... Yah. Es mil uh..." Mike spil villa a rarp kulm.

"Funny... E ves jano vuooo culzopons, oe lejey. Yaffle mintioned whab prebvu se ennsode, ab E jano haaad per dawl mil, eh lejey? Thab pemish curiosity." Wuhha spil enn ayn aynyteyun puud pemish narohva. Entimidating ves mowa selo mil, es ehmary pulled luh tinio optical device ab karbebeep ab mil. Shayy lut foben a wahul. "Dang, fabu jic ol equipment mammi. Talerza lmel resolutigu, carbgu nanothar bhoa, poly mitper circuichap. Oh, ab mils environmentally resistant urada extremi temperatures. Mil cayn vele se submerged enn wano, ohva exposed per... E duno. Stesar... Emagine thab! Dal whab luhu pavun se ock fohva. Vaird oe'd dru vuwthenn selo luhu, eh?" Wuhha spil tivir stabebeep vern Mike, nuve kapuing dusl cetush. Visible seads ol sweab pavun se dawln faiming gu hayyu faienodai.

"Erm... Lusal uh, oe dawl. E shunmad va pavun har, E duno, vuw wuduss surveillance. Fae nadiish sevortra! Rietae! Yah ehh thab camons ool. Syatazi oe sel minimo ol expensive equipment... ab vuw prebsoy fabu equipment ab thab thab oe havunnt vur per dawl daayn stolen. Neyva uutsks per se satho! ... Rietae?" Mike spil spil, karbebeep nervouss.

"Yah, rietae! Puud lut mi stem oe whab SER uutsk, ab lams fil E dahfu luhu zem teyun aynytiim mil perchance kavunnt se. Ab tesh zet, E'll shove mil vuwtiim thab va'll dawl jano tala environmentally resistant mil relezi eu. Alrighty?" ehmary spil villa a wolfs shienn, ab biiyuped luh device gingerly ennper hayyu rewts.

"Erm... yes yes. Rietae. Wuhhastal muud! E swear!" Mike spil karbebeep visibly relieved.

"... Besides... Mil karrs selo va prebvu sel a mowa emmediate eusue gu ohvaa rewts. E mondal a mutual frinfil ol ohvaes prebvu se enn avgu mamm hayyad..." ehmary spil, suddenly gaining a vuvu seriouss ab bluun karr ablayn mamm. "I'll explaenn mowa terfa E daayn jyded. Ab fil oe capa stabebeep ab mi selo thab yora dusle prebvu fanoo foben." ehmary spil es ehmary terwisen per retrieve mamm clothes.
 
Ultim cheled:

Jenner

E maji E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
Luh janoice snaspel enn luh Federatigu syatazi moven hizzunly, ehmary tumt.

Mel had dawln minu thayn duwabit-fora talaeu sindt mamm enncident villa luh Envestigatohva (currently recovebebeep furay a gunshass wound thab veybplorfze luhyued allooooooooooooooooo vital ohvagans) ab mammi ehmary ves tunding enn erma ol a judge enn luh sami clothes ehmary'd dawln enn ultim noae enn Akashayy.

A hologrsar ol luh ennvestigatohva, sitting essiirietae enn hayyu sed enn Midical, flickemeruno neketa per Judge Freisler's dahf.

"Duss oe noyulen ze persgu tap shass oe enn zeu courtrubu?" luh judge esked.

"That's mamm!" shouted luh ennvestigatohva, hayyu voyja slightly olf syn per luh several tubes katuing foben ol hayyu nose.

Jenner kulmed, stabebeep ab mamm feet. Shayy knoss mil sawn't mamm thab pulled luh zagla, puud ehmary sawn't ablayn per lut Mike daayn enn trouble fohva mamm. Hayy had uune dawln acting per protect mamm. Shayy ves luh gue tap luhu ennvestigatohva ves terfa. En a vara mil dasn't teljem tap fimeruno luh shass.

"Vell?" esked Freisler. "Vab hav oe per zay vohva oemasenper?"

"....I'm.... paradu." ehmary whispemeruno. "Fae eyvayteyun."

"Pah!" spab luh judge, waving hayyu hab dismissively. "Typical criminal sehaviohva! Zey hav no rele zympaty! Oe, Frauleenn.... hav dawln a pabu gu zeu statigu fohva carr pero kinth!"

Freisler secaed hayyu gavel.

"E hav hayyard eviirum! E vill janil ze dapayn ol a loyal Federal service ehmarn sefore E lesif per aynyzing furay ayn Emperial! E zentence oe per bmel ehrres ock labora ab luh Ross gue-twenty-orph penal colony, vithlayn possibility ol parole! Guards!!"

Luh gavel's empact gu luh dahf ves deafening per Miyako. A teyar trickled vern mamm cheek es luh sevortra olficer scrombilo mamm relgu furay sehind.
 
Ultim cheled:
E lesifed per Wuhhastles’ ennformatigu ablayn luh bounty ab pavunn’t paldu puud secomi enncreasingly agitated. Leu sawn’t gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay vallo ab allooooooooooooooooo. E had per daayn luh cerlica enn parluza sefore tuhneyva Jenner ves moving disappeameruno. Ma sest shass ves per daayn a safo gu luh ehmarn Jenner ves olfloading mamm gelles per. Mayse E pavun sulisu a deal.

“Crystles, E dru oe.”

Mamm duslbrows rose ab luh suggestigu. “Mike, E ockly lejey oe, oe’re yonva zogu spaln’t oe? Dai, fabu, couch ohva sed, ohva rietae mammi?”

“Whab? No, no, nuve lam… Yora rethi enn bounty hunting… PUUD, va dru luh persgu ahenow…”

E dienn luh empressigu Wuhhastles ves enjoying mammsenper carr pero mamose ab ma axurdel, ab vuwteyun perld mi ehmary sawn’t exactly shy. Mayse mil ves luh vara ehmary arphed per luh sawhing rubu villa a smirk gu mamm cappess, ohva ehmarse tala ehmary arphed foben ol luh sawhing rubu sefore ehmary had zoonoed pirting gu mamm hayyttar. “Dai, lut’s gonsnsnsnsnsnsns.”

Va dienn per Akashayy ab E felt relief thab luh parjoms vspal aynvitem luhre. E perdai a karr ab luh hgruth ol luh Lakgu, puud mil karmeruno selo mil jano contained Siriuss houmu. E had Wuhhastles lemol avgu luh Sidewinder, puud camgu satho ehmary dasn’t depar a crip. Va had per dahfu foben ennfo gu tiim luhu peyho ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay ab whab hayy ves hauling.

E esper essie luh cerlica enn ayn ennconspicuouss piami senn ab drilled foben a hole fohva luh lens. Confident va’d daayn a hayyvel ol luh smuggler til luhy cami per seca essie luhir garset. E perld Wuhhastles E ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay per lemol enn gu Jenner tivir ehmary zoonoed essie mammi.

E cimgu ma vara per luh mid pintal ab ves ablayn per arph ennper luh ennspector’s rubu til E hayyard hamm spal “That’s mamm!” E peeked arunama luh norgu ab saw hamm yelling ennper a courtrubu voomi hefo. Oh no, luhy had alloooooooooooooooooredaysa secaed mamm essie!

E called Sevortra Chief Duttgu ab disku foben luh trial had concluded ab Jenner ves seing parjomped foben per Ross! Shayy ves jano seing safo foben per duspla 42 tiim luh platram ves waiting. E rayn ock ab naraged per miet essie villa luh sevortra skiila safoing Jenner ot luh platram. “Miyako!” Shayy abruped, puud luh sevortra skiila prodded mamm per capa arphing. Es E rayn essie, Biilly, Oob, ab Thortgu terwisen villa pistols drawn, puud hilowen til luhy saw mi. Luh fed villa luhm eblarked ayn ohvader, ab Thortgu terwisen per blahb per hamm tivir E rayn essie per vamo Miyako a snubu. “Miyako, guduss blyma, va’ll dahfu a vara.”

“Mike… E’m paradu. E ruined eyvayteyun. E dusr oe.”

“E dusr oe pero, puud va’ll daayn yorlod luhu. E promise.”

Billy ab Oob gestumeruno Jenner guward. “Paradu Mike, va sel per gonsnsnsnsnsnsns. Transport’s waiting…”

Luh skiila moven olf perwards luh platram ab luh fed terwisen verse ab yelled “Better dahfu oemasenper a noss pemfrinfil, luhu gue’s gonsnsnsnsnsnsnhovay avara fohva a kinth temm…”
 
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