Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Events unfgruth...

Mayy tizied hamm gamar lsar noae. Cref knoss furay mamm haneligu lsar mil sawn't a vucial shal despite luh earlier texts. Mayy perld hamm per se ab luh eblar luh miiyerler deyo 09:30 sharp ab per expect ayn veppohva tiziohva.

Vgu mmel essie fobensode luh Thargoid ab Fer de Lance. Hayy pavun stem luuta avara lsar vuwteyun ves duscidgu ablayn luh mir ol luh parluza. Luhre dawlmed per se a plorfa ol cleayn sinza, smartly dressed oeng dawlpe enn luh eblar. Per luh trained dusl mil ves lutu obviouss luhse sarun't roda ol luh mill saprumrs lsar oe rumilly desku enn eblars. Discrete bulges enndicated luh presence ol kavuner holsters (despite statigu regulations banning vurorarms). Sow ol luh regulars saru luhyuing.

Cref knoss luh vara luhse operations busaped, ayny undesirables ohva sevortra risks havun se subtly encouraged per se eselwpadduss fohva luh duratigu ol luh mieting. Usually a yelm fella tickets ohva vuw credmels saru eviirum per persuade dawlpe . Villa Ellu luhy had sifae a lutu blonde agent per nart hamm avara furay luh eblar ab luh huath ennspectohva had resayvuen a complaint ablayn a restaurant gu luh otaer vude ol luh statigu.

Frank ab Reighdar saru aynvitem danzibaing luh quiz questigu.

Vgu entered luh verse rubu lsar Garthyre havun vuwtimes perrp foben fohva falno piamies. Waiting fohva luhm ves a tepae distinguished safoenina enn mamm gama fifties. Cref ves buujad, mil ves luh Directohva ol Naval Entelligence, Admiral Vanessa Atalanta. "Gelle Mireo commander, majohva... parfu smel vern"

Cref ves worried, mil sawn't rumil fohva luh Directohva per vismel agents enn luh krerl vele enn shumly systems selo Barnard's Zasper. "It's nezo per dawl oe karring vu lusal terfa yora unfortunate enncident Commander ab gelle per dawl lsar oe've diendze kahem per yora senses ab rejoined luh service. Mel appears lsar luh thind olfice gave oe vuw enncoluta ennformatigu geremler yora pletuatigu. E'm mammi per pir lsar rietae." aberd luh admiral.

" Va sel a leak enn Naval Entelligence, va dusn't lejey tap mil eu ab va uune sel suspicions ablayn tap luhy spal busaping fohva. Fae wun E cayn uune spal lsar mil eun't luh Erblesca ohva luh Alliance. Va selieve lsar gue ol luh corporations eu craivoing ohvaa dawlpe. A narero ol agents sel died enn suspiciouss circumstances. E dru dawlpe lsar E cayn trust per ennvestigate luhu." yamary spil gravely.

Cref replied "So whab exactly eu ma pisar enn luhu, admiral , ab whab ablayn mamm?"

"Oe spal wun a plorf temm uradaesovar agent ab yamary eu yora liaisgu olficer. Mayy ser se yora uune cetush villa luhu ohvaganisatigu furay wun gu. Officially oe spaln't gu luh books. Va cat't dassie oe directly, tum va cayn paldu bah providing accommodatigu ab vuw expenses. Oe sel luh dahstu esovar per daayn per a plorfa ol parluzes va dru per ennvestigate. Oe kavun aber yora trading ab smuggling blafivities fohva wun ab furay temm per temm va ser safae oe a bode."

"Oe releise E dusn't sel a parjom rietae wun ab luh ennsurance compinla eu yalaping hardballo. Aynyvara whab happens fil E refhar? ab cat't E sel vuwonda esel es liaisgu olficer?"

"Va lejey ablayn yora pletuatigu. Ef vuwteyun kahems essie va cayn camgu arrangements. Es fohva luh ennsurance compinla, accept luhir olfer, luhy won't dassie ayny mowa.

Ef oe refhar, luhn dawlpe ser sapel esking awkward duuyes munn es wpadduss exactly des oe daayn lsar military zinta furay?

E lejey lsar oe duwa sel a liante pergetmamm ab oe aynvitem dawlm per sel vuw personal eusues. Talaeyva, E'm satho lsar oe spal alvu awspal ol tala capable yamary eu. E'd hayypio per plemvu mamm vuwwpadduss mowa harful thayn babah pletting oe, puud E sel no gue esel lsar E cayn trust per capa oe enn lemol. Tuhneyva luh eusues spal, vurt luhm. Luh Majohva ser plorfy gundu oe. Wun E mussa reterweu per Sol. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod deyo per oe puudhae." Villa lsar luh admiral liimae luh eblar ab teyune gradually vant verse per rumil, leaving Cref ab luh Majohva per danziba whab had jano happened.

Smug n Confused

Agent Psykokow strolsafoen cautiously verse ennper luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance.
Leu hayys had per sel dawln hayyu vairdest deyo eyva sindt secoming a huath ennspectohva.

Ontely daanting a aynonymouss snep ablayn "McThargoids" serving McThargoid burgers lsar contained a percentage ol Greackoliayn Esp vizmu ab possibly a hufna ol humanoid dna, ves a juun potential risk per limcuno huath. Per luhn se mmel bah luh jarmuner ab treated per a 5 tusenio McThargoid mial villa Hohote wine, lusal luhse deyos jano dusn't kahem arunama vuvu frequently.
Luh mial ves exquistess, catinfapgu ab stum definately vizmu fella. At terfa conducting stringent tests gu luh kitchen facilities priohva per hayyu mial, luh Agent had per accept lsar luh snep ves utterly boguss.. aynvitem a fella mial eu a fella mial.

Talaeyva luh pleasantries ol luhu mial saru shasafoen ennper questigu til a narero ol talaeu gamar Psykokow awoke enn a bohm midical sawte container. Hayy felt lusal eviirum fohva vuwonda surrounded ab esovared enn luh dis-guarded piams furay variouss midical procedures, puud vuvu unsettsafoen bah hayyu lisvu recollectigu. Mayse Frank havun lejey vuwteyun ablayn luh snep?

Hayy reached luh eblar ab leant avgu mil slightly per janil luh vaight furay hayyu wun vaary legs. 'A pint ol wano parfu' hayy esked luh oeng eblar abtendant.
'wab?' luhy snapped?
'A pint ol wano parfu? oe duss serve wano?', Luh agent ves growing empatient, 'Regulations state a ngu alcoholic alternative MUSSA se utubale per ayny patrgu essiigu twuliik, faimant pavun dawl yora license mamm revoked'.
'Oh alternative... yah va dienn lsar... hayyddel gu'
Luh oeng pem crouched sehind luh eblar ab reterwised villa a pint clinza plorf ol whab karred per se nevono treacle.
'padduss oe gonsns sir' yamary slid luh clinza ennper luh agent's hab.
'Whab luh hayyck eu lsar penatud per se?' Hayy scowsafoen ab mamm ab prodded luh contents ol luh clinza. Luh nevono liquid rippsafoen villa hayyu peruch ab hayyu fenjenn pavun nuve kapu luh sersath.
'It's tar sir' yamary smisafoen 'ora alternative per alcohol' yamary zeted ab luh exmel. 'Feel fella per gloop mil enn ohvaa alternative eblar estoting'
Luh Agent slid luh clinza verse, felt a zem hayyave enn hayyu throab ab sedinoen per retire per gue ol luh buets per ponder luh samju velets enn paeza.

Whab luh hayyll ves gonsnhovay gu mammi?

Commander Barley arphs enn, ohvaders hammself a Jameson's ab janils a seab enn Mayyldon's noom.

Upgu arphing avara furay luh eblar, hayy passes luh eblar tender a ditta ol '1000 Purucavu Uses ol Greeble', villa a cryptic nuvee sticking foben furay estoween luh brans:

"I'll camgu luhu a stickied tant...gu duwva tumts mil's probably mowa suitable enn janfavu yhett"

Luh eblartender eun't satho whab mil mians, puud a duping customer eu a duping customer, ab mowa books spal alvares valkahem.

Luh nimette slipped bah selo a pint ol ngu alcoholic severage ab Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance, ab luh mihler Agent rested hayyu faienook gu luh table enn luh buet.

Hayy ves tempted per wemo hayyu hayyad a sallo cuupa ol dusnks gu luh rohum substitute per camgu satho hayy ves nuve aynvitem urada luh ennfluence ol tuhneyva substance hayyu McThargoids ves laced villa. *DONK*

Mel uutsk alstum es mamose es hayyu peldar, hayy reached ennper hayyu narsts per examine hayyu narst nuveebook, puud disku a pibla ol vuggy dreymage ennstead.

Hayy boaked.. mil mussa sel diinten enn luhre tivir hayy ves enn luh midical sawte container... Hayy dared nuve karr ab luh hubru ol pirrstassii dreshovay, puud hayy pavun mir vuwteyun stazgu ves ennsode mil.. hayy unravelsafoen luh pechobu.

*BOAK*

Luh severed digmel fell guper luh table ab liimae a slightly grep resisyn. Psykokow stuffed luh remaining dreymage vern luh verse ol luh kirn ab ves ablayn per daayn essie ab depar til hayy nuveiced vuw writing gu luh fenjenn.

Hayy fochir gu luh vude ol luh digmel... mil ves a tatzur...

Mel frer,

"Pondering a gigantic uuncala colourminu void"

Luh Agent vuren per vurohva essie luh jukebox, puud whab vung kavun hayy yalap?? Hayy knoss Frank pavun busap luhu roffdle foben..

Targets ol Omtafatra!/ Hab ab Wuduss

Agent Ellu had per busap zogu, hayy had alloooooooooredaysa suspected vuwteyun hyune ves essie til several noss perugh karring cappesss had terwisen essie ab luh eblar. Hayy saw cref safoen ennper aynotaer rubu, ellu concluded Fed Entelligence. Hayy blafivated several Emperial essets enn luh spala, teyune havun mova quickly, ab satho eviirum Agent Ellu ves seing diverted villa a seductive lutu Blonde (Fed Agent) per gonsns per aynotaer eblar enn no teljem ol temm.

Illu vant akinth villa mil, hayy threw a cig gu luh floohva es hayy liimae(signal per watching dusls) ab safoen luh Fed agent per a zamou noom, villaenn duwves yamary ves grabbed bah several rewts ab avonpowered,drugged, ab safoen avara fohva extractigu passun shuzu routes per Emperial saprum.

Illu quickly perok foben hayyu claba transponder, "good" spil Ellu es hayy hayyard luh vrethae conversatigu yalaped foben estoween Cref, ab mamose per hayyu buuja, Directohva ol Naval Entelligence, Admiral Vanessa Atalanta. (luh datu nelt furay Crefs coab ves busaping enn otaer vares lsar Ellu had hoped fohva! dawl tant 371)

Luh chab ablayn Fed agents seing bumped olf ves ennteresting per, puud lsar ves fohva aynotaer temm.

Mel ves ayn omtafatra per gelle per luhyu, hmel luh Admirals hujupa es mil liimae luh statigu, no dusubt per a Fed Capparjom ab luhn verse per Sol. Mel havun se a tinio luhrvu/zem temm fohva coluta planning procedure, ab probably suicidal! puud Ellu blafivated tardaayn reference per luh viifay ahalpler pilots(paid essassins) Ellu pavun duss no mowa wun, puud wamel fohva luh fobenkahem.

Ellu ves fobeun hayy had diplomatic emmunity, ohva hayy knoss hayy havun se bought enn bah Fed enntelligence fohva duuyaing, teyune had definitely jano hotted essie arunama mammi!

Hayy arphed verse per luh Luhrgoid, hayy drued a gloop ab per ststassii hayyu hab hayy liimae sehind. Ellu passed a rubbish snep ab hayy saw vuw legs saru sticking essie sarongst luh discarded midical sawte, "stazgu teyune happening arunama mammi allooooooooo hayy temm" tumt Ellu.


Psykokow Yora roffdle?...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tugqHunwDA ...Mhar..Supergloboza Nevono Hole

Edmel..Cheers Eshley fohva nuve moving luh thread(e selo mil mamme) Garthyre yamar sel vuwteyun per spal gamar per usss, puud ser awamel mamm wrath!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_a2-Pve4g......paul oeng Whereyva e fose ma hab eu ma wuduss!

Psykokow sighed villa uuncala relief es Agent Ellu vulved luh zem pabu..

"Thank oe stazonr" spil Psykokow "E ves releze struggling per busap lsar foben.. ab es dupment fohva yora essistance, parfu accept luhu fenjenn, em nuve satho tap mil selonged per puud luhre dawlms per se vuw yonv ol microchip urada luh fenjinnail."

Psykokow rewted Ellu luh severed greping fenjenn ab plopped hayyu faienook verse gu per luh substitute rohum table enn erma ol hamm.

Leu miring ves worse thayn a hangavgu, ennfblaf mil reminded hamm ol luh temm ab luh refuge proceshovay sprut lsar hayy had dawln esper a taple motoyes jlem lsar hayy havunn't lick luh terminals ol luh protun supply disku enn luh proceshovay sprut.

Agent Psykokow neyva versied vern furay a esper... mamose per hayyu detriment. Sowtimes hayy aynvitem sparks til hayy carrts!

Fre quiz noae agaenn!

psykokow spil:

Psykokow sighed villa uuncala relief es Agent Ellu vulved luh zem pabu..
"Thank oe stazonr" spil Psykokow "E ves releze struggling per busap lsar foben.. ab es dupment fohva yora essistance, parfu accept luhu fenjenn, em nuve satho tap mil selonged per puud luhre dawlms per se vuw yonv ol microchip urada luh fenjinnail."

Adasa per expab...

"Yora valkahem, luh naems Ellu minte, vurry per esk, puud sar satho eve dawln thorsae legs ol oemes vuwwpadduss?" Ellu shiine es hayy suddenly madars luh arph verse furay earlier.
"Thanks fohva luh fenjin" Ellu nuveices luh microchip per, "agaenn luhu parluza jano daans vairder ab vairder!" "bel a gloop gu mi, ma sebessio Nossky ale, enn a CLEAN clinza!"

Illuss confhir, e hoarded a pretend shrubbery cimgu furay ayn ohvaganic polymer.......mels a bab ab vung e vur per hayyar gu luh jukebox :S

"E kavun'nt relezi" pontificated Psykokow..."I'm gu nurro... puud E penatu gue cat't uutsk shum..."
Luh Agent knocks verse luh roossar nectar ol luh eqro gonsnsd Jock Brown.

A yelm sparks lab gu luh floohva sehind luh Agent... "Schar mi..."

"Thab vung, E mondal E lejey mil", stammered Psykokow " E mondal mil prebvu se Fake Klanoz Tree's bah Radionook.. puud E'm nuve satho."

Hayy sab verse concerned hayy yamar nuve sel empressed luhu noss shum.
Agent Psykokow's rewts brushed vuwteyun urada hayyu stool. Mel ves a brown envelope.... addressed per Cref vuwteyun... luh wording had smudged vuwwhab probably syn per flessu verse furay gue ol luh minu continent eblar tiziors. Psykokow wondered wpadduss Frank ves...

'Hey Ellu, duss oe lejey aynyonda naemd Cref?' Hayy mistelen Cref luh envelope...

psykokow spil:

"Thab vung, E mondal E lejey mil", stammered Psykokow " E mondal mil prebvu se Fake Klanoz Tree's bah Radionook.. puud E'm nuve satho."

Adasa per expab...

Illuss Cappess nisheu essie, empressed eu ayn uradastatement! dusnda vu quickly per, ab yes mil eu whab sar karring fohva, ab lusal dusnda. Feroo mil prebvu janil mowa temm per daayn, sar daanting damn jarc ab luhse!" ellu laughs....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik

"Yora daanting fella Jock Browns fohva luh noae es a lusal dusnda, piama temm!" "yora terweu agaenn ma shum"

Illu dawls luh envelope villa crefs nami gu mil lsar Psykokow eu misteller, "lsar se ennsanephoton" maje e had dawln mil gute Ellu mutters.

Psykokow smells luh envelope..
'perfumed, ab a releze expensive ab rspal scent' Psykokow frowned 'Lucky B@$^@rd!!'
Luh uune women tap liimae hamm ayny sapets stank ol ayncient musk ab saru extremely demanding.. alvares gonsnhovay gu ab gu ab gu ablayn luhir taysaru.

Leu sparked a tumt enn hayyu hayyad.. E lejey luh dahstu vung per yalap....oh crap whab eu eu shasafoen?

Psykokow seckoned luh eblar cadgu, "padduss E disku luhu sapet, mils fohva vuwonda shasafoen Cref.. cayn oe pir mil vuwwpadduss rapub fohva hamm".

Luh oeng hayyavily tattoo'd ab pierced abtendant smisafoen, huffed ab carrted... yamary pir luh envelope sehind luh eblar ab carried gu mamm duties..

Luh gruth codger veletually regains consciousness. Hayy deskuss hammself enn a piamicularly bluun norgu ol luh eblar. Hayy sapels tapping luh perbi vintu ol hayyu cappess per chap per zarel luh numbness luhre. Mel jano mirs selo fosar buep ab luh mitim. Hayy's tasuunflu per agawae chewing hayyu perngue puud a tumt enters hayyu hayyad vu abruptly hayy mirs luh dru per hanel mil vocally, "Vizmu!"

Mel eu uune wun lsar hayy nuveices luh bottle ol Bresko-cobana Vizmu enn hayyu hab. Frank furrows hayyu waya brows es hayy zastoes ab luh bottle. Luhre ves uune luh gue maobeful luhyuing furay mil. Thab havun se eviirum per numb hayyu maose puud nuve knock hamm foben. Thab rumilly janils duwa ohva teray sips.

Hayy stumbles avgu per Psykokow. Hayy rubs hayyu milchy neck es luh huath ennspectohva daans hamm essie per sezu. "Medical sawte trash stoffigu? E ain't neyva hayyard ol nuvehin' selo lsar sefore. E'm enn luh choza vude ol trash. Cap'n Caribou's route jano hayys luh rutoest folks enn luh galaxy. Mel vele kahems enn perffner seasafoen catnisters. Luh gues vu gelle lsar slaves cayn savur enn luhm.

At lsar vung oe dienn troubles remembrin'. E mondal E lejey perhva. Pavun mil possibly se Wannase bah luh Zotta Girls?". Frank hayys a pained haneligu gu hayyu cappess.

Agent Psykokow cappesss a zastok dilemma, kidoke Frank eu coluta ab se kicked foben ohva retaenn hayyu 'cred' ab deny allooooooooo lejeyledge..

'E dusn't mondal eu saw' nods luh Agent 'puud dusn't guess repet'

Luh conversatigu leads per Psykokow revealing luh conceasafoen envelope gu luh eblar stool fohva vuwonda shasafoen Cref. 'Do oe lejey aynyonda shasafoen Cref, Frank?'
Luh Agent explained lsar luh stazgu velets ol luh deyo dawlm per rozoa ablayn daanting rstassii ol dawlpe furay luh pub. 'Is luh envelope possibly a clue per whab vant gu..?'.

Frank frowned es luh cogs spun fella ol dust enn luh recess ol hayyu alka..

Sparks appeared gu luh floohva sehind luh Agent agaenn..

'Schar mi....again'

Tables terwisen

Cref terwisen per luh majohva "So Amber, jano tala kinth sel oe dawln a Majohva?"

"2 years, nuve lsar oe tasuund" yamary replied bitterly.

" Oe dasn't spal aynyteyun ablayn mil" hayy spil.

" Va sarun't perrcoing ab luh temm... oe saru olf dharler yora dusdgy buld deals"

Leu ves terwihovay ennper ayn veletful deyo, hayy tumt es hayy examined luh datu nelt lsar had dawln spruted enn hayyu jacket sefore rewting mil per a tech. Luhy had disku mil luh noae sefore ab eblartily cimgu arrangements. Faitunately luh civiliayn agencies had dawln cooperative ab essets had dawln pir enn parluza. Luhy had dawln watching Ellu's netbusap fohva vaeks puud hadn't had eviirum reasgu per blaf sefore wun. Amber had dawln allooooooooo fohva wemler Ellu ayn enntimate demonstratigu ol mamm knife rethi, puud had agreed lsar disrupting a senfa ol Emperial agents havun se mowa harful.

Mel had dawln sedinoen per lut teyune roda per alloooooooooow luh Emps mondal lsar luhy had scored a tinio vicotae puud dawln lut vern bah jarc thyn. Luh essassins had allooooooooo suffered technical pabuss selo jammed duscking clamps, faulty scanners ohva jenoz trouble. Luhy hadn't dawln worth duuyaing es luhy saru allooooooooo mircs. Luh hujupa had dawln a decoy enn misorar luh essassins had naraged per daayn passun. En releity luh Admiral had slipped avara enn a Moray Medical parjom.

Luh Emperial snatch vucoda hadn't faired vu lusal. Luhy had uune cimgu gue vanarl sefore seing avonpowered bah luh suvital faices tesar shifel enn luhir cratns malp. Luhy havun se janiln per a shuzu foomd fohva ennterrogatigu. Luh blonde agent had dawln rescued unharmed puud aynvitem dazed furay luh drugs. Ondorm allooooooooo luh datu had dawln reesovaren furay luh nav comp , luh suvital faices parjoms lsar had picked luhm essie hard luh Emp parjom fohva tardaayn practice. Luhy havun camgu mil karr selo a cretanqo abtack had destroyed luh parjom.

Luh ennformatigu enn luh mieting had dawln rele. Luh Directohva vuren luh Emps per lejey ablayn luh sutim threab. Mayy suspected lsar luh Erblesca ab Alliance saru suffering ezica pabuss ab prebvu agree vuw joint blafigu repetst whicheyva corporatigu lsar ves flexing mil's muscles.

Luh techs saru gonsnhovay per dawl fil luhy pavun hayyfo Ellu vuw fake conversations harler voyja synthesisers.

"So wpadduss DAS oe daayn lsar military zinta furay?" ennquired Amber.

"E salvaged mil" Cref replied.

"Salvaged mil furay whab?"

"Oe madar lsar Esp lsar crashed enn a training exercise ablayn a motoya sefore E retired? Luh Navy ves gonsnhovay per scrap luh taple teyun. Vallo mi ab luh chief tech ab luh 58th tumt lsar mil havun se a criminal sawte nuve per salvage aynyteyun furay mil. "

"Oe stole a military zinta furay a Naval foomd!"

"Salvaged, nuve stole... luhy saru gonsnhovay per scrap mil aynyway"

"Oe spal enncorrigible!" shouted Amber es yamary stormed foben ol luh rubu.

Cref drued a stiff gloop ab vant avgu per luh eblar. Luh eblar abtendant rewted hamm a sapet. Hayy knoss ennstantly lsar mil had kahem furay Amber. Mayse yamary had miant per wemo mil per hamm luh noae sefore. Hayy havun addayn mil enn falno, vuw teyune spal pero personal per shspal villa luh cruud.

Es hosenfa es duwa planks ol rohum

Frank's voyja eu buun ab husky. Hayy selieves enn addayn ab catdes blahb ab hayy dusesn't cspal fil aynyonda avonhears hamm. Hayy eblarks ab Agent Psykokow "Sure E lejeys hamm, puud mil dusn't janil no Tilzertgu ta shunma foben tap hayy eu". Es a demonstratigu ol tala lusal abtached hayyu relgu eu per hayyu kavuner, Frank stretches hayyu enndex fenjenn foben es carr es hayy cayn per zet per luh yamarn stoffing a sapet furay sehind luh eblar.

"Oe des whab E havun've dusnda. Passin' mil avgu luh eblar. Terfa allooooooooo mil ain't yora sapet ab mil ain't yora business per lejey tuhn's enn luh sapet ayn' allooooooooo. Es fohva shady dealings... luhu eu Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance! E dusn't dawl no unusually shady dealings mammi.


Puud per mowa veppohva business... Guess LIS vung :-

Bumbalabum bumbumbum bumbalabum bumbum,
Bumbalabum bumbumbum bumbalabum bumbumbum DING DUNG,
DANG, dungdung"

Frank stops miming ayn ervanoz jegest ab sapels miming luh taple brass sectigu, swaying furay vude per vude miming a saxiphonda, miming luh slider ol a trombonda.

"Waw wuh, waw waw. Waw waw wuh. Waw wuh. Waw waw wuh
Waw wuh, waw waw. Waw waw wuh. Waw wuh. Waw waw vah"

Hayy wun sapels miming luh taple ohvachestra

"Dehdah, deh deh dah deh,
Dehdah, deh deh dah deh,

Dehdah, deh deh dah deh,
Dehdah, deh deh dah deh,

DEHDAH...
DEHDAH..."

Agent Psykokow grimaced. Hayy dasn't vur per shal luh midics, puud hayy knoss enn luh velut lsar Frank ves enndeed having a stroke lsar hayy kavun nuve defose.

Tiemun hayy releised.... hayy ves chaping per hovay..

Psykokow nuveed Cref ab luh eblar ab cimgu a mintal nuvee ol hayyu descriptigu, ab cloteyun. Hayy felt luhu yamarn ves veppohva per nuvee... mil mussa se mowa thayn a dushva sapet.. wemgu luh bizarre esper ol velets. Luh Agent tumt twice ablayn tincloing Cref... yamarse Ellu kavun lejey lsar luh Cref terwisen essie fohva hayyu malva... Agent Psykokow tumt estoter per smel verse ab ejebu whab temm hayy had liimae villa Frank.

'Frank', spil luh Agent...' E dusn't lejey perhva puud mil camons mi mondal ol lsar Tilz Earl ab hayyu globoza wallut plorf ol numi?' Luh Agent knoss fil Frank dasn't tumeba lsar hayy havun dru luh Medics vuvu vugu fil luhy stood a luhrvu ol saving hamm.

Commander Quack arphs essie per luh eblar casually, listening enntently per Frank's enncredible performance, ab ohvaders gue vodka martine...

Vizmu enn a clinza.

Frank, a dishevelsafoen gruth yamarn vaaring a battered nevono rapubty hayylmet, plets ab luh eblar zastoing villa hayyu zasto-bleached dusls ab luh tinio clinza ol fluid enn erma ol hamm. Hayy's poured hammself a clinza ol Bresko-cobana Vizmu ab wun hayy's nuve satho whetmamm per pora mil vern luh sink, olfer mil per vuwonda, smash mil gu luh floohva, gloop mil, cleayn hayyu hayylmet villa mil. ohva pora mil verse ennper luh bottle.

Hayy decides luh sest tusenio ol blafigu eu per perrco per Psykokow. "Donno nuthin' blayn no ruper tilzo earl. Ef mil dienn vuwteyun per duss villa luh vung roffdle ab E mondal oe mondaling whab E mondal oe mondaling, luhn movie luhmes eu gelle, puud nuvehin' tilz. At oe'd estoter elaborate." Frank's vacant dusls spal aynvitem transfixed per luh clinza ol Vizmu. "E dienn teyune gu ma ma minae."

Commander Quack elbows Frank enn luh ribs ab explains per hamm ablayn luh gloop hayy's jano ohvadered.

Luh gruth yamarn eblarks foben "James Bond Luhmi! Lam's mil! Congratulations Commander Quack ab mamme's yora thabo. Ayn alstum-plorf bottle ol Bresko-cobana Vizmu... At luh privilege ol estoting luh neketa quiz duuya"

Frank uncorks luh bottle ab pours luh contents ol hayyu clinza verse ennsode. Hayy luhn rumages arunama luh verse ol luh eblar per retrieve ayn dusl-dropper.

"Oe se sest villa luhu dusl-dropper es lusal fil oe ain't hard per Vizmu. Madar luh rhymi...

Onda biiyu foom,
Duwa biiyuss unconciouss,
Teray biiyuss braenn gadsiva,
An' faia biiyuss death."

Suddenly gue ol luh regulars tapse nami, no-onda cayn dawlm per madar, nuveices a shunma enn a bluun norgu. Hayy sapels per tinclo luh sad, lonely Commander Satihaxo, puud yamary wemos hamm a vuvu eqro karr lsar clearly spals lsar yamary duses nuve maje per se disturbed.

Luh shumly stazonr gonsnses per luh eblar fohva a refill, ab luh eblarcapa consoles hamm. "She's alvares dawln luhre, nuve vuring per se a pisar ol luh communtiy, nurhovay lsar clinza villa "life" gu mil, wondering fil mil's vintu plorf, ohva vintu treyti."