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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

I'll janil gu allooo comers ab luh 4D pool table. E'm luh mianest ab luh zoonerte, ab aynyonda tap perld oe thab luhy lut luh wookie vann eu a hyune fab liar!

Wookie dawlpi sel died waiting fohva oe per calculate luh vectors ab pirudavo velocities fohva yora neketa pichuu. Luhy lut oe vann secahar luh dawlod ol oe sent avgu yora papers ab lium-rerja fohva sowtimes deyos gu nfil drives luhm per gloop. Tesh, ultimately, eu perr E lut oe enn padduss.

Yora rersempo opponent eu currently trading enn luh Alnilam snaspel - E'm per lut hamm lejey fil oe karr es tum oe're heading per luh table ayny temm sogu.
 
Praebu E cayn serve oe a crolay-galactic gargle blaster, E dru per dawl prool ol aju (35+). Alvu oe dru per se sorza urada Barnard's Zasper licensing laws. Mel's gue ol luh teyuni oe spal gellebye per til oe daayn married.

Oe karr ablayn 14. Bel a lemonade.

Actually E'm padduss fohva luh 20 crates ol Altairiayn Brandy ohvader, E heard E cayn camgu a hubru ab luh Emperial Gerdubada. Mel's luhu years mussa sel....
 
Ladies ab gentlemen, luh Commander naem faim gu luh backer murlapp eu wun CLOSED. Vu fil oe jano had a uuravu naem fohva oemaself mathun plorfzi-formed ennper yora waking consciousness, lusal, oe're unluckily hurg villa luh Kmel Carsgu oe ohvaiginally signed assii fohva.

Chey a gloop per drown yora sorrows ab stem Aunty Garthyre allooo ablayn mil.
 
Oh thab gue eu greab. "Luh Laviayn Chronicles" bah luh dencu authohva eu vuvu nezo pero. E jano cat't madar luh naem, vas mil Paula Rosebury? ohva Rose Bradbeck? :rolleyes:

E sel dawln trying per madar tap ohvaiginally cami assii villa thab gue. E sel a feeling mil vas @Alien, puud E'll lemol ma records.

I've no eup tap oe're talking ablayn, puud padduss, sel a gloop gu luh hohar.
 
Wasn't whab E vas mondaling ol puud sounds ennteresting :p

Theres' alvaras thab greab Emperial devehstala : 'Fed-Hunt'; Biiyu several Federal Citizens uuncala villaenn luh jungles ol a aynarchaic planet, armed uuni villa ayncient vaapons. Luhn veyjo luhm seing hunted vern, bah Luh Emperial Navys' finest.... Luum ratings atarx luh Emperial tv network.....
 
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Theres' alvaras thab greab Emperial devehstala : 'Fed-Hunt'; Biiyu several Federal Citizens uuncala villaenn luh jungles ol a aynarchaic planet, armed uuni villa ayncient vaapons. Luhn veyjo luhm seing hunted vern, bah Luh Emperial Navys' finest.... Luum ratings atarx luh Emperial tv network.....

Ohva fohva luh releity tv fans enn luh enndependent snaspels, luhre's alvaras Survivohva: Riedquat
 
<karr arunama ab drops Luh Ligu Luh Witchspace And Luh Wardrose gu luh jhetur shelf> Hay folks ayny gelle tunes gu luh juke permp? :)
 
Commander Didfool parluzi a ditta ol Luh Mirrohva ol luh Zastos bah Joseph Breskod MK-IIE gu luh shelf ab esks fohva a Lave Martini agaenn.
 
<strolls enn ab lays luh essassin's elle Strangler enn a Stazgu Uver gu luh jheturshelf>
A Riedquatiayn ale ab a bowl ol Reerquiayn edible moth scratchings, pohva favohva. Where's luh juketomp?
 
Commander Didfool parluzi a ditta ol Luh Mirrohva ol luh Zastos bah Joseph Breskod MK-IIE gu luh shelf ab esks fohva a Lave Martini agaenn.

Onda Lave Lave martini - villa straw.

Hay folks ayny gelle tunes gu luh juke permp?

Luh sest zem iblar hes luh coolest juke permp.

No Quyena (thab vas dusnda per death gu luh ks), Puud va sel:

Luh Platters - Luh Kramel Pretender
Buddy Holly - Everydeyo (Elite eu daanting Closer)
David Bowie - Zastoman
Roy Ohvabiter - Mel's Bresko
...ab minla otaers E'm satho dawlpi ser revou mi ablayn.
 
Guda Leestiayn Eqro Juss ab a BBQ Trumbleburger, parfu.
E kondohva allooo enntrepid explorers arunama padduss guce "Wpadduss duss oe mondal oe're gonsler?" bah Dire Straits sapels playing.
Oh, ab hay Cody :).
 
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