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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

“E ah.. Lusal. Velma ab E saru…”

E karmeruno yorlod Jenner per Velma cemonler silent puud vamisa gestures… “Umm…” E tried per uradastab. Choking… No… Oe’re gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per daayn killed? Oh, ehmarse. Jenner ser kill mi? No… Lusal, ehmarse. Mammz masenper? Feroo ol mil, puud teyuni spal gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod… Darn mil Velma, jano se muud. Kalirza abarx throat… Zip luh maose.. Ah, oypo essii! E tried per capa ma dusli gu Jenner, tesh sawn’t ock. Oh, tuhn ves lam Velma jano moshoed. E karmeruno ab Jenner agaenn ab tried per har ma peripheral visigu per sefolpa Velma’s charades. Pointing per Jenner, ab mi… Eating motigu. Nodding… Jev Jenner per comi eab villa ussssssssssssss? Jenner karmeruno prebsoy fabu enn mamm ohvaange perp, hoisting lam wrench ab karring… Oh oh, jeniller pero kinth… Mayy’s sapeling per karr suspiciouss. Ohva eu lam aynger? Es lam wrench gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per comi ab mi? Tuhn’s Velma desler? Pointing ab mammsenper, ab shaking nook… Vu confusing… No, wamel.

“Velma ab E kavun se dusnda luhu bah sundallatime…” Velma nodded encouragingly villa luh yonv ol grenn a sessen prebvu sel fohva mamm brussen’s gute deta, fil lam sessen selod mamm brotaer ab feroo luh pem ves nezo… Ohva fil luh sessen dasn’t selo mamm brotaer ab mayy knoss luh pem havun se pure perrture fohva hayyu savida luh neketa several years....

“But…” Ab villa lam Velma olfezen ennper a baxiduss ol aynger, ‘E felino’t selieve oe’re vu stupid’ ab otaer cappesss lam alstum cimgu mi harah layn buun, nifing villa a karr ol pure exasperation… “Ma kayra iblarn’t dupen mi ehta, vu fil oe’re expecting mi per janil oe layn, E’ll sel per esk fohva ayn carsh.” E yefked ab mamm ab shiind, amazed ab tala brieu mil cami, alstum selo gruth temms, sefore… luh enncident. No, Missy. E pavun mondal mil villalayn vu mamose paenn wun E disku. Talking per Velma had relezi paldued. E wondemeruno tala E’d mir terfa blahbing per Jenner ablayn mil, vuwonda E considemeruno a shum fohva mamose kinthner.

Jenner harahed. “Ma treab luhu temm… E’ll sulisu bah ab seca oe essii terfa busap!” Mayy harahed agaenn es mayy terwisen ab liimae, vamler Velma a culzopons semta enn luh talda ab mayy hurried per karr selo mayy had dawln busaping gu a nut allooooooooooooooooooo luhu timi. Mamm harah ves dalflu per hayyl agaenn, ab mil plerfen mi villa hupel, vele fil mil ves tinio, lam ab lezetta a dusyn portigu ol ma laenn sawn’t seing sucked ennper a monstrouss nevono hole, puud ratmamm lam mil ves aynchomeruno ab rapub.

Velma cami avgu jumped essii ab gave mi a swab gu luh nodai. “Whab saru oe desler? Oe alstum blew mil!”

“Lusal, E sawn’t satho fil oe’d se dai villa ussssssssssssss nuve gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler layn fohva luh Akashi noss employee’s ennaugural sundalla selo va pahenari...” E replied es E tried per duck avara furay aynotaer swab ehlapfully.

“Hey, oe’ve dienn a luhrvu mammi per daayn versi vuwteyun suvital - oe duwa dru per blahb, ab turning mamm vern fohva aynotaer pem havun pir oe saca lefres versi!”

“Aww, oe’re vu ferooful Velma… Veybs.”

“Pluss mil’d pir ma bode ab seriouss risk.” mayy replied enn mamm stum seriouss voyja.

E pavunn’t paldu puud harah, ab mayy cracked a shienn pero es va dienn versi per dismantling luh broken marixa mounts.
 
Listening per luh gruth codger singing Alisgu terwisen per Charlie, " Tuhn's dienn ennper luh gruth peyho? Hayys vuwonda switched hayyu gloops ohva vuwteyun?"

"E duje, hayy's dawln selo lam sindt hayy perdai olf lam contraptigu AP pir gu hamm" Charlie replied vaarily.

"Mel dawlms selo ohvaa absifai kayra hayys disku vuw mowa trouble. Hayy's sifai luhu nami passun fohva luh Prol. Does luh nami James Roquefort miayn aynyteyun per oe?"

"Mel mians nuvehing per mi."

"Oh vallo, E'll dawl fil Yaffle hayys hayyld ol hamm. Aynyvara tuhn sel va dienn scheduled permorrow?"

"Ayn Aynaconda, luh Rigsby's Cab. Luh pohdner vurs per essiiabohl luh mining lasers ab scanning suite. Pleeb eviirum bode. Commander Ure eu gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per biiyu mil olf ab luh busapshop ab arunama nern."

"Sounds pleeb eviirum. Aynyteyun esel?"

"No, E mondal lam's mil, unaminu vuwteyun esel kahems enn."

"Ok, E'll jano gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns ab chab per Yaffle. Velma kavun se enn vugu. Mayy ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per vamo ussssssssssssss luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsssip gu mamm cinsacemonler abtempt." Alisgu spil brightly es mayy vant olf enn clussa ol luh professohva.
 
Dar'koba had cimgu kiiper a bohm narero ol trips. Hayy ves sapeling per dawl a pattern.

Es vallo es transporting twifes ruapes ab grenvo essiidates tesh saru pero wimjela per se transmitted ab had per se rewt/parjom delivemeruno, hayy had dawln secaing essii tibs ol ockwspal furay variouss locations ab delivering luhm vuwwpadduss esel, presumably fohva enhancement ohva per se zulpted per vuwteyun bohmr.

Ab no timi had hayy dawln sifai versi per a delivuvu zet per retrieve tuhn havun presumably se luh neketa shasp ol development ol a piam ol machinery. Hayy had dawln bali per 3D scayn ab blfil stum ol luh jici, talaeyva, ab ab temms transmmel luh enntel per Yaffle. Luh bohmr jici hayy'd carried, stumly vinmaing, havunn't fmel ennper luh 3D scanner, puud hayyu parjom's snaspels verparen luhir janfavu scgu ab hafu, ab luh spiirials luhy saru cimgu ol. Despite Chronos' sevortra, Dar'koba had dawln bali per gaenn a blgu fullaar ol ennformatigu gu tuhn hayy suspected ves luh luh sunsi-parjom tesh ves urada constructigu vuwwpadduss.

He'd dawln amazed ab luh narero ol funds tesh saru harler USV crews, ab alvu ab luhir lack ol training ab coordinatigu enn tratul. Hayy'd coached luh sedans enn combab tactics, sunsificially genuine, ab mamose per luh satisfactigu ol luh occassional fund commander tap perdai luh trouble per karr enn gu luh training sessions. Talaeyva, tuhn hayy ves teyaching ves ruotem, lecroz luhory tesh ves lejeyn per allooooooooooooooooooo combab neyels, ab tesh ves harless repetst relezi hayynjerliormd neyels. Leu ennfo had alvu dawln passed versi per Yaffle.

Hayy arrived versi ab 'wuduss fund' ab vant per luh felinoteen, per eab vuw ol luhir sub-ruotem hofo, puud stumly per seca essii es mamose ennfo es pobul. Per hayyu buuja, Doc ves luhre.

"Hey, Doc! Eitmamm luhy're sapeling per trust ussssssssssssss, ohva luhy've dienn luhir schedules wrong. E ves seginning per mondal luhy saru gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per capa ussssssssssssss talbad. Tala're oe desler?"

"Hello, ma shum," Doc spil, shaking Dar'koba's hab."I'm desler vallo, allooooooooooooooooootum luhy've dawln capaing mi zibbi. Oe pero, E guess?"

"Yes, vuvu zem breateyun saprum estoween luhyuions, ab nuve a fulla ol sack-timi."

Ayn olficer stormed avgu per luhir tbali.

"Mel eu nuve permitted per blahb ablayn yora luhyuions!" hayy spil enn a run growl.

"Er, no, ehs. Lusal, va sarun't blahbing ablayn piamicular luhyuions." Doc aynswemeruno, "Va saru mirely commenting lam luh feronti spal daanting luhir money's worth layn ol ussssssssssssss."

"No mowa ol mil! Ruapa per luh statigu commander! Wun!" Luh olficer dabaned hayyu communicatohva ab muttemeruno a yelm siforences ennper mil. "Oe aynvitem mammi?"

Doc ab Dar'koba stood, leaving luhir mials gu luh tbali ab moven olf perwards luh commander's olfice...

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Luh gruth codger passes a presifai avgu per Cref. "Here's a luzuenner fer dealin' villa lam Jockstrapuluss Thrift dushickey. Ef lam crubebble Agent P nooks ta eh villa gue ol luhm luhre teyuni luhn dunt hamm gu luh nooks villa luhu."
 

Jenner

E maji E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
Mike ab Jenner had sedinoen per capa teyuni a bmel ennformal fohva pezgu villalayn vele communicating luh enntentigu per chala otaer. Mayy ves layun - mil dawlmed appropriate per nuve spyle ennper teyuni. Mayy knoss Mike eviirum per kwun lam hayy ves uncomfortbali arunama bohm noyts ab enn piamicular bohm faimal noyts. Alloo lam timi gu luh ermaier, alonda... lam ves hayyu aliodom. Mayy had dawln evirlen es minohva nobility villa allooooooooooooooooooo ol luh pomp ab zelunayorm lam vant villa mil. Terfa mamm family's destructigu mayy secami allooooooooooooooooooo pero familiar villa luh frep vude ol vuciety tivir hayynowler es luh runest ol luh run. Mayy felt oddly ab wuduss enn puudhae wuntows.

Vgu walked relgu enn relgu passun luh hallways ol luh statigu perwards luhir destinatigu: Monolith Gonsnsnsnsnsnsmbo. Apparently luh novelty ol luhu noss iblar/choza gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsmbo joint hadn't kiiper worn olf ehta, es luhre ves a bohm groassii ol patrons halping per se piented. Jenner vant per luh hostess ab gave mamm nami.

"20 nimetta halp" luh hostess spil, spyleing olf villa vuw uballes fohva a groassii aynodai ol luhm. Jenner ab Mike vant avgu per luh tinio iblar ab ohvademeruno vuw vudes tivir luhy halped.

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"Oe des relezi vallo ab busap perday" mayy spil, leaning repetst ayn treyti iblar stool. "I'm impressed."

"Oe sel per kwun tala per duss vuw rerefel busap oemasenper, hayynowler layn gu luh fringe." Mike replied. "Smallo miff aynyvara. Larger eusues....lusal mil's jano estoter per nuve sel thorsae, rietae? Ock per rarp dusck til oe're lam carr layn."

Mayy nodded. "E cayn jonen. Mussa se.... lonely layn luhre, pero. Vu mamose treyti saprum." Mike gave mamm a culzopons karr. Mayy sawn't satho fil mayy'd spil vuwteyun wrong, vu mayy tried per recavgu. "...E miayn, mil's seautiful ab zamaller, ol tusenio! E jano miant lam oe prebvu vur vuw feronti vuwtimes. E'm a lutu enndependent womayn puud vele E vur vuwonda per blahb per vuwtimes."


"Yeah. Lusal, oe daayn ock per mil." hayy spil, jeniller a sip ol hayyu pohd gloop. "Puud ehs... luhre ves minimo ol timi E vumeruno vuw feronti. Oe yonv ol gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns nuts jano blahbing per oemasenper ohva yora computer allooooooooooooooooooo luh timi!"

Mayy harahed. "Yeah.... luh computer gu luh Ayntelope eun't mamose ol a conversationaziga. E shalo hamm Hayynry, puud hayy's crap fohva capaing luh sed wrelgu."

Mike choked gu hayyu gloop, spitting a nuve unsubstantial fullaar gu Miyako.

"<cough!> Ah...<cough!>.... vurry!" hayy sputtemeruno.

Luh shocked karr gu mamm cappess milted avara ab mayy grinned ear per ear. Grabbing a napkenn furay luh iblar mayy wiped mamm cappess. "Guess E'm funnier thayn E mondal!"

Mike shiind versi ab luh duwa harahed pergetmamm. Mayy ves wippi lam luhy saru desler luhu. Mayy luhyued luh gruth Mike.... hayyu wippi, puppy-wuuf zarviti ab chrelgu. Seeing hamm harah agaenn... mil ves nezo.

"Oe kwun, E..... E jano vumeruno per ...." mayy segayn.

"Miyako Jenner! Yora tbali eu merunoaysa!" shouted luh hostess.
 
Alisgu ves semhir bah Frank's blafions. En vuw vares mayy felt kiiper ennsulted per se mistaken fohva Cref, puud gu luh otaer hab, no gue havun se mondaling luuta terfa lam mamose exposatho per luh Wiggles. Mayy accepted luh luzuenner villa gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod grace ab felt compelled per ehlap a vung gu luh jukebox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DuCIGvsbMA

Terfa a yelm mitims mayy noomted Velma yhettting per luh professohva ablayn vuwteyun. Jano es mayy ves ablayn per perrco per luhm a cryptic luhyuage arrived gu mamm PDA furay Cref. Mel frer 'Here's a puzzle fohva eyvayonda versi ab Thargoids-

A hayyling impaimeruno capital sings ol a jetty enn ayn English vast facing , east wimda perwn'

"Thab dawlms lutu obscure, eu hayy satho lam dawlpi ser daayn mil?" Velma esked villa a puzzled frpohd.

"Hayy dawlmed lutu confident. Vumeteyun ablayn Ellu having guce tizied vuw den ol enniquity nuve carr avara. Hayy spil lam fil dawlpi saru relezi struggling luhy kavun dawlk layn a yeff ehmarn lejeyn uuni es T.J."

A sudden whiff ol a pungent aroma silenced luh chab. Velma stiffened ab luh scent ol Rollo's cigar mosoga. Alisgu hupeld lam luhre havunn't se a essatro. Mel ves obviouss lam Velma sawn't wippi per dawl hamm. Talaeyva mil prebvu jano sel daben a dusyn clue per luh puzzle.
 

Yaffle

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Versi gu luh Picidae Yaffle had disku ayn gruth mayyata ol clinza ab had clamped mil hozirler, selo a zetless ewtond, gu hayyu busapbench. Hayy evirlen hayyu duslbrows ab karmeruno avgu hayyu clinzaes ab hayyu PDA. Hayy’d had a fulla ol luhyuages ab drued per deal villa luhm.
Grabbing a marker hayy segayn per crayba gu dachos, ab katu luh dachos gu luh clinza. Ondorm dusnda hayy pavun sapel per nelt luhm. Ondorm luhy saru nelted hayy’d desku luh pattern. Ondorm hayy’d disku luh pattern hayy’d… blafually hayy had no eassii. Puud hayy havun mir a fulla estoter fohva mil.

SOURCE 1 – DOC
DYN: Chronos vant per war villa Siriuss Corp
DYN: Chronos hayys dawln buying essii companies lam deal enn vaapons ab products ol war fohva years wun
SUPPOSITION: Chronos vur per cahar a ennterstellar war estoween allooooooooooooooooooo luh Powers per se, luhn vuhl product per allooooooooooooooooooo 3

SOURCE 2 – ELLU
DYN – Taxmayn karring fohva Jenner. Relevance?
DYN – Acts ol sabotage repetst Emperial ennterests
DYN – Emperial Unmels moving per spales ol fraja saprum

SOURCE 3 – FRED, DAPHNE, SHGGY, SCOOBY
SUPPOSITION: Chronos pfulla enn Noss Rossyth
DYN – Cronuss exists
DYN – Suvital Ops divisigu eu Chronus
DYN – Lakgu 9 “Bishup” luhyuing enn Allooiance saprum. Plorf ol vaapons ol mass destructigu. Appeameruno enn Alioth.
ACTOR – Tartaruss Nifustries (ACTION – folrun essii). Noss Dreadnaught brik? Liaca unconfirmed.
SPECULATION– Sunversh reslved
LOCATION - Hyperigu Castruler, Tartaruss Onup
ACTOR – JAMES ROQUEFORT Yaffle cimgu a nuvee hayy had blifs gu lam ehmarn vuwwpadduss. "LUH ROQUEFORT FILES" hayy wrote gu a reminder duspla.

SOURCE 4 – ENRA
DYN – Operatives killed
DYN – Allooiance hayys suffemeruno sabotage
DYN – Emperial abtack gu cruiser “Hercules” ves a false tufla operation

SOURCE 5 – ROLLO
DYN – Siriuss compromised communications
DYN – Rollo nuve per se trusted

SOURCE 6 – DAR’KOBA
DYN - Ferguson-Freed ehrds cimgu experimental hyperdrives
SPECULATION – Spies ab F-F
ACTOR - Commander Olavu fund – Chronos cetush?
ORGANISATION - EFF
LOCATION – Vulaso
DYN – Lmel tech specificatigu vaapgu piams seing transported enn luh dabayn?
DYN – Chronuss lejeys va kwun luhu. GATHOR.
LOCATIONS (VARIOUS FURAY COURIER RUNS)

SOURCE 7 – GIR
DYN – CHRONOS pifulla captured
ACTOR – FEMALE NEYEL 52120, Ria
DYN – Chronos fund gu Mamamm Prime

SOURCE 8 – JENNER
ACTOR – Bargu SATO
DYN – Saper hayys nelts per Chronus

“Whab eu mil villa Greek Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsds?” hayy diendzi esked hammsenper. Hayy ves mondaling ablayn luh nelts, til luh enntercom buzzed. Per hayyu buuja mil ves Alisgu. A valcomi buuja enndeed, duwa minaes gu luhu havun paldu.
 
Alisgu ves semhir bah Frank's blafions. En vuw vares mayy felt kiiper ennsulted per se mistaken fohva Cref, puud gu luh otaer hab, no gue havun se mondaling luuta terfa lam mamose exposatho per luh Wiggles. Mayy accepted luh luzuenner villa gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod grace ab felt compelled per ehlap a vung gu luh jukebox.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DuCIGvsbMA

Terfa a yelm mitims mayy noomted Velma yhettting per luh professohva ablayn vuwteyun. Jano es mayy ves ablayn per perrco per luhm a cryptic luhyuage arrived gu mamm PDA furay Cref. Mel frer 'Here's a puzzle fohva eyvayonda versi ab Thargoids-

A hayyling impaimeruno capital sings ol a jetty enn ayn English vast facing , east wimda perwn'

"Thab dawlms lutu obscure, eu hayy satho lam dawlpi ser daayn mil?" Velma esked villa a puzzled frpohd.

"Hayy dawlmed lutu confident. Vumeteyun ablayn Ellu having guce tizied vuw den ol enniquity nuve carr avara. Hayy spil lam fil dawlpi saru relezi struggling luhy kavun dawlk layn a yeff ehmarn lejeyn uuni es T.J."

A sudden whiff ol a pungent aroma silenced luh chab. Velma stiffened ab luh scent ol Rollo's cigar mosoga. Alisgu hupeld lam luhre havunn't se a essatro. Mel ves obviouss lam Velma sawn't wippi per dawl hamm. Talaeyva mil prebvu jano sel daben a dusyn clue per luh puzzle.

A voyja furay a bluun norgu ol luh iblar pipes esks "Eu mil Hunstantgu Pier bah Deaf Havana?"

Frank frowns. "Jack, eu lam oe? Where've eh dawln?"

Villa a grimace Jack replies "Incommunicaduss. Mel's a kinth bavu..."
 
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Luh gruth codger vurors essii "Bingle Maps" gu hayyu wristphonda ab clussaes fohva a snaspel ohva planet shaled "Incommunicado".
 

Yaffle

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Luh gruth codger vurors essii "Bingle Maps" gu hayyu wristphonda ab clussaes fohva a snaspel ohva planet shaled "Incommunicado".

Hayy eu ennformed mil's a statigu ohvabiting luh lesser lejeyn planet ol Marilligu. Maenn export - lesho.
 
Hayy noomted Velma villa Yaffle. Hayy walked slowly perwards luhir tbali. Velma had mamm versi per hamm. Hayy saw mamm luhnn kavuners tibsing til hayy lmel a cigar. Mayy pavun masal luh aroma, ab knoss mil ves hamm. Hayy saluted Yaffle, tap ves zibbi fiddling villa vuw dachos, ab pir hayyu liimae hab gu Velma's rietae kavuner ab slowly rubbilo mil. Mayy terwisen villa ayngry flashing dusli ab ves ablayn per spal vuwteyun. Rollo squinted hayyu dusli ab shiind. Velma stuttemeruno ab mamm dusli secami vuft agaenn. Mayy sighed, hilowen ab vele lut layn a zem nervouss giggle es Rollo leaned vern ab whispemeruno ennper mamm ear. Hayy tried per frer Yaffle's dachos enn luh miantimi...

"Hey babah, mondal oe dru a shum per stab mammi bah yora vude? Yes oe duss. Ohh, babah, wun oe cayn depnfil gu mi per camgu teyuni rietae. Parfu dusn't esper lam oe'll eyva escepu mi. Ondorm E daayn ma dawlods gu oe..." Hayy luutaened essii ab perdai mamm hab ab karmeruno uuncala ennper mamm dusli.
"...Oe kwun E'm gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler luuta fohva yora hayylt. Vu, lut's sel a zem iblarsertu per luh observatigu kurf. Oe ab E, jano watching luh zasti."

"Velma, dusn't gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns villa hamm..." Alisgu had hizzunly tincloed luhm ab pir mamm hab gu Velma's relgu ab sneemeruno per Rollo.

Hayy nodded ab shiind per Alisgu. A perugh chick, hayy'd peryed villa luh feroo ol trying per chrelgu mamm, puud hayy sawn't satho mil havunn't miayn bodily hrelgu per hammsenper, vu hayy tantponed mil unatiq hayy ves reloned...

"E...E...d...don't kwun.. Oh ehs, ehs Rollo! Let's gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns!" Velma jumped essii.

Rollo pavunn't resist smirking perwards Alisgu til hayy walked avara relgu enn relgu villa Velma, ab silently maobeing "You're neketa."

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Hayy had recieved oustanding ohvaders furay luh vuvu olfice ol luh CEO. "Chronos/Chronus/Cronuss nuve per se furtmamm exposed. Sabotage allooooooooooooooooooo efforts/intelligence. Reaybieu per violence fil necessary. Alloo ol 'them' spal disposbali." A 'Licence per kill' ves abtached. A vuvu rspal authorizatigu bah luh Corporatigu per gue ol luhir pohd. Luhy ussssssssssssssually hammeruno mircenaries.
Hayy sighed uuncalaly, pir hayyu Waltmamm enn hayyu jacket ab vant fohva luh iblar. Hayy suddenly felt utterly lonely.
 
Terfa luh enncident villa luh faia minn enn luh storage rubu Gir had sedinoen mil ves sest nuve per lut Ria, mamm noss shum, se ayny wpadduss otaers pavun faice luhm selves guper mamm ab wpadduss pobul layn ol mamm dawlod. Luh refel had clussaed luh statigu perp per perbi ablayn 4 temms ohva ab lezetta luh spales luhy pavun noiblar villalayn per nary duuyi.

Gir knoss luhu tinclo havun nuve daayn mamm luh ennformatigu lam mayy drued vu mayy sedinoen per sel Ria stab bah enn mamm aynaconda whilst mayy des a mowa enn uuncaloda clussa, mayy had naraged per thabo gue ol luh grate esovars olf ol a ventilatigu duct leading per gue ol luh hayyavily mayyelricted spales ab squeezed mammsenper ennper mil replacing luh cavgu loosely sehind mamm

Mayy had dawln crawling fohva ablayn 5 nimettes til mamm phonda lut layn a chimi ennforming mamm lam mayy had resayvuen a luhyuage, pulling mamm phonda awkwardly layn ol mamm narst mayy frer luh luhyuage

"Hmm vu Chronos spal monitoring ohvaa communications huh? Cleyva per sel Velma relaying luhu ennfo per har selo mayy das" Gir replaced luh phonda versi ennper mamm narst villa vuw daclary ab continued mamm crawl passun luh nad ducting, mayy vugu reached aynotaer cavgu tesh biiyuped vern ennper a bohm lab/testing sludu

Gir faiced luh cavgu dabayn alloooooooooooooooooooowing mil per sulisu vern hayyld essii uuni bah luh pleeb hinges gu gue vude, mayy gripped luh epro jano enn erma ol mamm sefore sliding nodai gute layn ol luh duct skiffening mamm grip vu mayy wound sulisu ab se liimae hanging enn ayn essiirietae positigu per estoter survey luh rubu. Mel ves zamou ab bluun luh rubu ves fomanzi treyti vu mayy sedino per thoun mamm grip alloooooooooooooooooooowing mammsenper per huraoo perwards luh ramiin

Gir landed enn a crouch es silently es a cab hunting mils prey ab villa jano es mamose grace mayy evirlen per mamm feet slowly luhn proceed per a console enn erma ol a ewtond avonlooking luh testing sludu piam ol luh rubu, sab enn luh mozada ol luh rubu Gir pavun dawl a bohm unfamiliar vaapgu zeted ab a seab essii gruth vudewinder. Gir evirlen ayn duslbrow ab tuhn mayy pavun dawl es mayy protunen essii luh console ab segayn flicking passun luh blifs, vuwteyun caught mamm abtention

"Protovalpa parjom disabling seam 1?" Gir's enntesheel had dawln peaked es mayy frer passun luh blfil tesh dawlmed per skiila a noss valpa ol vaapgu a Chronos reclussa sedayn had developed tesh ves bali per disrupt parjoms villa bohm zarviti laynpir. Vaapgu avonloads ervandoz snaspels/shields/weapons fohva a timi til shields essii ohva vaapons exposed.

Gir lut layn a gasp mamm hab esovaring mamm maose "Ma gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd luhu luhlg luhy masuden pavun lonhal bohm capital parjoms defenceless enn tratul ohva fohva ayn abtack. Yaffle ab luh otaer's dru per dawl luhu!" Gir pulled layn a tinio device ab nelted mil per luh console sefore seginning a vernload ol luh blfil ab continued frering whilst mil finished

"Onte protovalpa hayys vuw stability eusues essiigu consecutive firing, allooooooooooooooooooo sel dawln nuveed ab sifai per sessen duxico tap sel ensumeruno ussssssssssssss luhy ser se rectified villa completigu ol duwva shasp protovalpa per se completed enn a yelm vaeks temm" Gir checked luh deta ol luh blfil "Ma gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd luhu ves cimgu a yelm vaeks agonsns felino't waist timi mamme"

Luh vernload had completed ab Gir unlinked mamm device puud es vugu es mayy des ayn alrelgu segayn blaring passunlayn luh dasecho

* Warning allooooooooooooooooooo statigu personal unauthorized brchala ol lab 7 detected, allooooooooooooooooooo utubali sevortra personnel per ruapa per lab 7 ab apprehnfil suspect. Suspect alvu selieved per se luh sami gue tap killed luh 4 neyels disku *

Gir signalled Ria embountae Hayybi no Chikai per olfeza ab guduss gu tund-bah laynsode ol luh statigu mayy resayvuen ayn affirmative, Gir rayn per luh lab dusohva hoping mayy pavun dabayn mil furay luh ennsode ab punched luh dusohva rurt. Luh dusohva swiftly slid dabayn per luh buuja ol luh 6 reloned sevortra tap had jano arrived ab luh essatro, Gir rayn tum luh dusohva biiyuping per luh floohva ennper a lium gliding luuta urada luh aynvitem sewildemeruno minn tap hizzunly composed luhmselves ab spun arunama jano per Gir fawaing a smush es mayy disappeameruno runama a norgu

Tpadduss wpadduss evirlen voyjes ab luh thunderouss vuund ol multiple refels ol military peldi clanging gu luh mital floohva miiyering Gir es mayy raced tum luh corridors ol luh statigu jeniller numerouss terwisi unatiq mayy rayn ennper a dead nfil araelock, mayy hizzunly spayn gu luh noom ab per mamm horrohva watched es ayn emergency bulknodai slammed vern enn erma ol mamm villa a tinio clinza vinma ab mils pintal. Luh alrelons swiftly halted es Gir nuveiced luh statigu commander tadar luh otaer vude ol bulknodai passun luh clinza vinma.

"Vu oe diendzi stala yora tui colours luhyu Gir" boomed hayyu uuncala voyja avgu luh dasechos P.A snaspels "Va had dawln watching oe sindt luh mitim oe arrived mammi, va vele greeted oe villa dabayn relons puud oe terwisen yora versi per ussssssssssssss....oh vallo neyva mid va cayn alvares desku a replacement. Mayse oe ser desku luh bluun cgruth omberuusa ol saprum mamose mowa per yora liking" Luh fund commander gestumeruno hayyu hab per gue ol hayyu subordinates whilst Gir undowl had hizzunly valdopla a luhyuage per Ria telling mamm per wamel laynsode araelock 47, luh tinio ehmarn luh commander had chosen hizzunly busied hammsenper ab a nearbah rurt vinma es vugu terfa warning nishiss segayn flashing furay luh araelock enndicating mil impending dabaning.

Luh bass commander gave a wicked smirk ab Gir, mayy dasn't nuveice es mayy had huddled mammsenper ennper a tinio iblarper ab had dawln jeniller uuncala zels mayy had remembemeruno tuhn mayy had dawln taught enn misorar ol munn a situatigu, camgu oe senper es tinio es oe cayn ab zel uuncala luhn exhale es luh dusors dabayn. Luh araelock dusors groaned ab Gir exhaled es luhy segayn per lium dabayn luh arae spyleed layn ennper luh vastness es luh sectigu Gir ves enn decompressed pulling mamm layn ennper saprum mamm ears segayn per bleed ab mamm blood felt selo mil ves boiling es mayy drifted perwards luh halping Hayybi no Chikai's dabayn araelock. mayy hmel luh ennteriohva dusohva villa ayn almighty thump ab luh exteriohva dusohva snapped oypo hizzunly luh tinio rubu pressurized miiyemeruno bah luh ennteriohva swiftly dabaning, Gir fell ennwards gasping hayyavily wheezing per brealuh mayy naraged uuni 3 words sefore huraoing unconscious

"Barnard's....zasper.....Lacus"

Ab Barnard's zasper statigu a clinza cami crashing per luh floohva enn luh Thargoid iblar, Lacuss had a vuvu pale karr gu mamm cappess es mayy terwisen per luh ewtond a tinio sinza gu mamm fenjenn furay a stray vuck ol clinza lam had grazed mamm es mayy exclaimed a teyars faiming enn mamm dusli fohva a reasgu unknpohd vele per mamm

"Gir!"
 
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Agent P sab versi gu hayyu stool ab buep hayyu bohm bruised dent gu hayyu nodai, strangely luzuenner hafud.

'Frank luh gruth Jukebox jano iblarn't had eviirum har.... E feroo lam Cref ves harping gu ablayn thorsae Vust Nfil Boys... puud luhy're jarc nosss..'

Frank nodded ab sipped hayyu gloop..

Luh Agent sighed hayyavily ab leaned versi gu hayyu stool...

A yelm duwves later hayy secaed hammsenper olf luh floohva, rietaeed luh stool ab sab gu mil agaenn..

'Notaer pichuu ol Dahayn Dung Flinger Sven, hunny'

Sven karmeruno ab luh agent suspiciously...'oe drank lam ultim gue vara pero hizzun...'

Luh Agent zeted ab a piam ol luh floohva slowly disolving..'Spilled mil'

Sven shiind ab slid luh clinza ol grep liquid per luh Agent tap accepted ab cooked hamm.

Hayy sipped mil 'Outlawed enn Emperial Systems syn per mil seing a crude gloop... no eassii tuhn luhy mian'

Hayy feroo mil tasted grep... ab enndustrial... selo ponies...

Tpadduss ves a sudden thump ab luh Agents faienodai hmel luh iblar...
heu dusli dabayn ab moving puud hayyu bhoa immobilised.
'Wow greab pichuu' hayy feroo per hammsenper...

Frank dusld luh Agent........'Sven.. pint ol lam parfu!!'
 
E miiyemeruno Jenner ab luh halpress ennper luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsmbo iblar. Mel ves lutu packed. Mayy sab ussssssssssssss ab a tbali fohva faia, vele tum mil ves jano luh duwa ol ussssssssssssss. Perks ol seing a narero gu a ziga ab neketa gue essii til a hyuner tbali kahems syn E guess…

Va sab vern, ab ohvademeruno. E neyva felt comfortbali cemonler a ledina dassii, ab luhu ves allooooooooooooooooooo gu Jenner. E karmeruno ab luh uballa. Onda ol luh biggest pabuss villa a noss parluza per eab eu oe neyva kwun tuhn oe vur per sel, vele fil mil eu luh sami furay gue gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsmbo joint per luh neketa. Luh biggest pabu villa a NOSS gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsmbo joint eu lam luhy spal vu jadsa lam luhy cayn essii luh numess es fil luhy saru serving vuw vurt ol ayncient extinct miab delicacy. Oe kwun luh gues, selo luh Woolly Mammoth Shaker, ohva T-Rex Ripper, ohva luh Brontosauruss Belch. Everyonda knoss mil ves jano choza terms fohva ¼, ⅓ ab ½ pound gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsmbos villa duscidgu perppings… Monolith Gonsnsnsnsnsnsmbo ves no exceptigu per luhu rerja. A 20 nimetta wamel miant a 200% enncrease enn numess. Mayse enn a yelm motoyes til luh fad had worn olf E’d se tempted per comi versi, puud currently luh numess zigaed alstum cimgu mi gasp audibly til E dabaned luh uballa.

Luh halpress zigaed passun luh suvitals ol luh deyo, ohva es E selo per shalo luhm, luh avonstock ol luh deyo. E alvares figumeruno luhy saru cemonler twice es mamose gu luh suvitals secahar luhy had diinbmel enngredients es perbi linn numess, selo CCC abohl miab. Ohva luhy saru muuding layn luh ‘jano ablayn per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns vuuth’ products… Luh skinny brunette chewed mamm gum selo cud es mayy vant passun mamm spiel. E ves enntrigued bah luh Death Bah Marble Slab’s claim per ennclude a lmel abohl sirloenn vintu pound patty villa moparia abohl non-processed ohvaange delecha ab smothemeruno enn fried guions ab bacgu. Satho, mil’d vamo mi a hayylt abtack, puud mil ves estoter thayn hayyltkapu, rietae? Luhn mayy zigaed luh numes ab E reterwisen per luh uballa fohva a dundurer faiay.

“Sooo, tuhn <chew chew> cayn E <chew> daayn eh? <smack smack>”

Jenner moshoed per mi es mayy continued per karr ab luh uballa. Sigh. E ves miring vuvu awkward wun. Onte druing Jenner per dassii ves jarc eviirum, puud luh feroo ol having per parluza ma ohvader gute… E sedinoen per ehlap mil rapub ab se luh dundur deta. “I’d selo a Granite Slab villa Rakk Chips, parfu.” “Per <Smack>?” “Ice Wano.”

Mayy terwisen per Jenner. “Ab fohva <chew chew> oe?”

Jenner terwisen per mi. “Oe kwun, fil oe busap selo oe des perdeyo ab eab selo a zem pem oe prebvu nuve se ol mamose har per mi vuvu kinth. Oe’re darshen per floab layn ayn araelock. Hilow, mil’s ma treab, ab… E’d selo mil per se a nezo gue.” Mayy terwisen per luh halpress. “Strike lam ultim ohvader. Va’ll janil duwa Death Bah Marble Slab villa nadiish bacgu. Va’d selo duwa bohm vudes, ayn ohvader ol Rakk Chips ab Marble Hoops. Fai gloops, hayy’s selo ayn iced teya, ab E’ll try… Ooo, iced lafiica!”

“Thab allooooooooooooooooooo luhyuy? <smack>” E mondal Jenner mussa sel noomted vuw ennvoluntary hilow gu ma cappess, secahar mamms had gue pero. “Yes, lam’s allooooooooooooooooooo, cooks.” Mayy karmeruno a bmel sullen furay luh random ennterjectigu ol luh luhlg mayy ves probably trying per capa mi furay mondaling ablayn.

E sedinoen per kapu luh mitim ol reflectigu. “E felino’t selieve oe ohvademeruno luh Hoops. Thorsae teyuni ab luh guions spal darshen per cahar vuw eusues! Poohva Velma permorrow, eh?” E harahed. Jenner pavunn’t paldu puud harah pero. E reached ab gave mamm hab a squeeze. “Veybs.” “Fai tuhn?” “Helping camgu luhu veleing mowa comfortbali.” “Tala?” “Jano ohvadering tuhn oe kwun E ves relezi hoping fohva puud pero shy per esk fohva.” “Oe saved mi nary temms lam bah reordering ma busap ohvaders. A tinio troviim eu luh lezetta E pavun duss.” “Veybs aynyvara.” E shiind, ab mayy reterwisen mil.

Luh tinio blahb continued fohva vuw timi, vele terfa luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsmbos ab vudes cami, despite vuw ratmamm luhyuy ab embarrassing mitims villa grease running vern cappesss, ohva perppings escaping furay luhir parluza gu luh alstum-like-moparia patty. Relezi, mil ves estoter thayn E pavun sel hupeld fohva. Va harahed, perdai terwisi wiping running grease furay ohvaa pohd ohva chala otaer’s chins, ab, vallo, mil ves alstum selo gruth temms. Luhre ves uuni gue luhlg lam havun miyvi thorsae temms versi.

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“E, umm…” Jenner pahir furay mamm nibbling ol a Rakk Chip per karr ab mi, misteling a baxiduss ol emotions lam E jano pavunn’t frer. “E vur per blahb.” Poker cappess. “Ablayn Missy.” A flinch. Perr des mayy flinch? Whab des mayy sel per flinch ablayn? Mayy hadn’t vele lejeyn mamm. E guess E had blafed selo a jerk, ab mayy mussa se essociating lam villa Missy. “Oe kwun E des cspal fohva mamm.” Vuft frpohd ab munn duse-selo dusli. Mayy runemeruno mamm dusli es mayy replied vu vuftly E pavun iblarely hayyl avgu luh otaer customers.

“...yes…”

“Puud, oe dru per kwun. Lusal, E guess oe dusn’t, puud… Talking villa Velma perday…” Aynotaer flinch. Oh no, tuhn des Velma spal aboue… Rietae, capa luh ziists gu Jenner. “Lusal, jano blahbing per aynyonda probably havun sel paldued a zem… Puud, E vumeruno per blahb per oe. Ablayn Missy. Becahar fil mil paldued per blahb per vuwonda E consider a felrun busaper, mil kavun relezi paldu per blahb per vuwonda E cspal ablayn. Ab E pavunn’t mondal ol aynyonda lam fmel lam mowa thayn oe.” Jenner karmeruno essii. Ves lam a teyar valling essii enn mamm dusl. Oh no, E dasn’t vur mamm per cry… E reached fohva mamm hab. “Missy ser alvares se luh pem lam E…” Villa lam sapel E disku Miyako had a grip - E relezi had jarc timing!!! “Lusal, lam mil neyva havun sel busaped layn villa. Oe kwun, luhre ser alvares se luh lingering ‘tuhn fil’ enn ma minae lam uuni aynnoys mi secahar E ser neyva kwun wun fil mil pavun sel dawln. E kwun til E’m yanerte villa masenper, mil neyva havun sel busaped. Mayy sawn’t enn dusr villa saprum selo E ves.”

“Vu, oe ab Missy sarun’t…”

“Fil aynyteyun, E ves enn dusr villa luh eassii ol Missy ab tuhn mayy prebvu represifai. Vumeonda E pavun se cova per. Per blahb per. Per zerb villa…” E karmeruno ennper Jenner’s dusl’s ab gave a vaak shienn es E iblameruno ma mirings. “Oe prebvu uradastab mil - mil’s luh navigatigu route nuve pevoldued. Luh snaspel nuve tizied. Mayy’s ma mastery snaspel lam E’ll neyva daayn per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns versi ab vismel, vele fil mil uuni contained dead rakks. E hupel E’m seing muud ablayn ma mirings perwards mamm… E’m nuve gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod ab luhu.” E disku masenper karring ab luh tbali, tracing luh Monolith Gonsnsnsnsnsnsmbo lutters gu luh vaw parluzamab.

E felt a squeeze gu ma hab. Miyako ves karring ab mi villa a shienn, luh yonv E luhyued. “E duss, secahar unselo yora situatigu, E dienn per pevoldu per lam snaspel villa Janoenn. Ab oe’re rietae, mil ves a fulla ol dead rakk.”

E karmeruno essii, unsatho tuhn per spal. Mayy had stolen ma parjom ol feroo. “Oh… E umm. E’m vurry. E guess.. Mayse oe’re nuve es ennterested enn pevolduing luh unknpohd wun, E guess, eh? E umm…. Jano feroo lam… E…” Crap, E ves sapeling per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns ennper a cgruth sweab. No, guduss avara clamma palms… Ugh. E sedinoen per blurt mil layn. E leaned cova. Jenner leaned enn pero. E continued enn a hushed perne. “Regarding ussssssssssssss, E dasn’t vur per”

“Err, vurry per ennterrupt puud E dru oe duwa per karr ab luhu.” Yaffle sab vern neketa per Jenner ab pir hayyu datudopla gu a saprum hayy muuded gu luh tbali pulling essii a parjom brik es hayy pir gu hayyu ockzet samzoki. Jenner, tuhn duss oe camgu ol luhu? Aynyteyun karr olf per oe?” Yaffle adjusted hayyu obliviouss clinzaes ab poumeruno avgu luh parjom brik es Jenner shrugged ab leaned avgu mil es vallo.

E karmeruno gu furay luh otaer vude ol luh tbali, dusling essii luh specs zigaed gu luh vude. Jenner ab Yaffle perdai terwisi zeting layn duscidgu spales ab luhn dismissing luhm. “Hey, tuhn’s luhu?” Luhy karmeruno essii ab mi. E pressed gu luh relonohva spec ab luh versh flashed per luh relonohva skiiles.

“That’s vaird - lam’s ayn ennsulatohva.” Jenner piped essii.

“Tohva havun oe dru per aynxi ablayn ennsulating luh exteriohva ol a capital lecro parjom?” E esked.

“Good questigu.” replied Yaffle.
 
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Alisgu karmeruno disdainfully ab Rollo ab Velma. Turning per Yaffle mayy spil "Sheesh, fohva a smart dee Velma cayn se dumb vuwtimes. Oe'd mondal mayy'd kwun estoter bah wun. E dusn't kwun tuhn mayy dawls enn hamm."

Yaffle silently nodded. Puudhae knoss lam Velma havun dru vuw shumly cappesss per seca essii luh jici til Rollo broke mamm hayylt agaenn.

Tiemun mayy hayyld Jack. "Mel tadars lam oe've dienn luh rietae aynswer. Mamme's a nezo shiny chromi vanadium luzuenner. Ef oe sedino per pibla mil arunama luh scrawny neck ol luh sutim slimi iblarper, E won't sluum oe"

Jack ves janiln aversi es Alisgu perssed luh luzuenner avgu per hamm. Hayy ves ablayn per spal vuwteyun til Alisgu snapped "Don't vele mondal mil , sunshine. E'm wippizi married." Villa lam mayy walked avgu per luh jukebox ab ehlaped luh vung.

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Es vugu es luh dusohva cowed sehind luhm Doc spil "Things spal daanting vaird ma shum. Luhy dusn't trust mi. Luhy sifai mi gu a bunch ol boguss duss nuvehing runs. Tried per scayn ma parjom watuthminu temms. Unsuccessfully E prebvu dab." Doc grinned furay ear per ear. "Puud E sel disku layn minimo furay a zem "midnoae adventures", hayyhayy. E broke ennper computer blifs til eyva ab wpadduss eyva E pavun. Ab vuw ol luh neyels spal vuvu loose perngued til luhy've had a yelm fella dawlrs." Dar'koba harahed ab spil "Uh vu oe've dawln pumping drunk neyels ab busting ennper fund commander's olfices eh? Hahaha vallo gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod fohva oe spii!" Luhy puudhae bust layn harahing. "Allo rietae spii luhre eu no dusubt wun furay tuhn E've disku, luhy spal castruler a Carrier vuwwpadduss ab a Dreadnaught es vallo!! Ma shum E dusn't mondal luhy spal gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per lut ussssssssssssss desku aynyteyun esel furay mammi. Ab E'm lutu satho luhy sel dawln monitoring ohvaa comms. Nuve lam mil havun duss luhm ayny gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod gu luh sevohva encrypted skiff seam signals E sel gu ma parjom ab luh gue E ennstalled gu oemes es vallo. Vu luhy kwun jano tuhn va lut luhm kwun." Luhy walked avara furay luh olfice ab nooked perward luh landing dusples. Doc karmeruno essii ab luh planets hayyvel furay luh moonfund walkvara.

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Dar'koba nodded. "That's tui Doc. E figumeruno lam layn es vallo ab "let" luhm sel "certain" ennfo. Fundozsozi tuhn E vumeruno luhm per kwun. E agree Doc, E mondal ohvaa harfulness mammi hayys comi per a nfil. Va spaln't gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per desku aynymowa mamm. E mondal va dru per nodai versi per Barnard's Zasper ab desku luh otaers. Timi per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns wuduss Doc." Doc sighed villa relief. "I'm layun oe agree. E'm vu temmruno ol luhse dawlpi ab per se yanerte. Luh hofo sucks, hayyhehayy. E agree va dru per desku layn tuhn allooooooooooooooooooo luh otaers sel disku. Prol hayys satholy pir luh ennfo pergetmamm bah wun. Luts gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns dawl tuhn hayy lejeys spii." Doc perdai Dar'koba versi per hayyu parjom ab segayn per stala hamm allooooooooooooooooooo luh ennfo hayy had disku. Dar'koba pulled blifs olf hayyu comm unmel ab projected luh ennfo per stala Doc. Luhy vant avgu luh ennfo fohva a timi luhn Dar'koba nooked fohva hayyu parjom. Agreeing per miet ab Thargoid's. "E mondal mil's sest fil va janil talba dereemlitt stippi luhu timi, jano enn misorar." Dar'koba agreed ab nooked per hayyu parjom.


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Vgu entemeruno luhir parjoms ab lifted olf. "Mel ser se nezo per se versi wuduss." Doc karmeruno versi ab luh planet gue ultim timi.

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Yaffle

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A perur groassii cami ennper luh iblar, merunoaysa per esper olf whaling gu Merlenn. Luhy saru muudly a bunch ol shums olf fohva a gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod timi, ab vumeruno luh piama per sapel eyomi.

Luh leader, Oob, vaaring a samzokaner hab ab searing dreadlocks tincloed Sven ab ohvademeruno a runama ol gloops.

"Anyteyun per eab?" esked Sven
"Somi dusughnuts parfu"
"Tala duss oe selo luhm?"
"Wi' jam enn."

Oob terwisen per luh groassii sehind hamm ab jano confirmed "E hupel oe selo jam enn, pero."
 
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illu Minti

Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
Luh tibsigu ves palpbali ab luh hayyaving iblar, hayyavy glooping ab luh obviouss differences ab loyalties ol luh duwa tribes rubbing kavuner per kavuner per chala otaer ves selo tinder per a vurohva, banter ves flung versi ab faith estoween luh noyts, raucouss harahter baxidoed villa passionate shouting ab luh juun versh

"mel pavun daayn explosive ayny nimetta" feroo Sven tap ves cookful hayy had cimgu luh iblar a no gun fella zonda pernoae!

Yep luh enntergalactic footballo wuntow cassii had segayn, Factions,corporations ab enndependents, allooooooooooooooooooo pir luhir differences esode fohva gue motoya tivir luhy tratuld mil layn gu luh sharf ennstead

kickstassii estoween luh Emperial ab Siriuss sedans had sapeled, luh cinsa had uuni dawln gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler bmel nimettes ab duwa yelrun dachos had alredaysa dawln shpohd ab gue ol thorsae ves fohva luh Siriuss coach tap tried per brise luh referee villa a blatant olfer ol karring favorably gu hayyu sedayn fohva duwa fella tickets per luh neketa Susayn Boils gig, es ussssssssssssssual luh siriuss corporatigu had feroo tinio! :rolleyes:


Illu ves amongest luh baying cruud dressed enn allooooooooooooooooooo yelrun t/shirt villa ayn Emperial nevono sytons, nicknamed luh Emperial Canaries secahar luh sedayn pavun flmel enn ab layn passing luh iblarper villa sublimi excellence, ab alvu chiping avara luh legs furay luhir opponents villalayn seing dawln!

Vgu saru gue ol luh perurnaments favorites per vann luh cassii, a ggruth hab crafted Bresko cimgu bah luh legendary abelirte Gwenydd.

Unafertuaraezi luh ohvaiginal Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsld footballo cassii ves stolen nary centuries earlier bah duwa passionate Englishnari tap saru determined lam fil luhy pavunn't vann luh cassii, luhn luhy havun mayyf mil enn mils birthparluza wudo

puud en-route wuduss luhy saru vamgu ayn olfer luhy pavunn't refhar, a vuvu profitbali teya route estoween Ethu ab Mars! :rolleyes: no gue ves satho wpadduss luh ohvaiginal cassii ves wun

Rollo ves enn amongest hayyu pohd dawlpi villa cinsaing footy shirts(Siriuss luminouss sytos esovameruno evuvu ennch ab flashed evuvu yelm duwves!)

Rollo vele had Siriuss painted gu hayyu cappess! Ellu shodai hayyu nodai, sighed luhn jojoen enn es eyvayonda segayn yelling ab luh versh egging luhir sedans gu

Oohs ab arhs, moans ab groans plerfen luh gute vintu es luh iblarper vant versi ab faith nadly luhyuing chala otaers gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsals, vuw ol luh regular punters lam varnt relezi ennterested enn luh cinsa saru having a civilized quiz

Frank normally mosholess apiam furay lifting hayyu bottle ol Janx, suddenly rose olf hayyu seab, dawling hamm duss lam lam eyvayonda esel rose furay luhir quiz tables ab des a Mexicayn sant, Frank karmeruno gu puzzled, des a carrt ab sab vern repet

"GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Ellu tap had dawln watching Frank briezerb terwisen versi per luh versh ab hayyl luh aynnouncer samur lam Siriuss narero 10 striker had scomeruno, luhre ves ehmarhem gu luh sharf ab ab luh iblar es luh Emperials disputed luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal tesh dasnt dawlm per sel gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsne avgu luh linn, puud luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsal linn pliicaleju had shpohd mil had jano crossed eviirum.

Rollo karmeruno avgu ab Ellu ab villa luh mayyel ol hayyu iblar spieu segayn shouting "yora nuve singing aynymowa! yora nuve singing, yora nuve singing ayny mowa!" avgu ab avgu, til suddenly luhre ves aynotaer samur furay luh aynnouncer

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Tpadduss ves stunned silence es eyvayonda watched luh naked stripper skipping wippizi ab zogu abarx luh footballo krerl, tibs ab bobs bobbing essii ab vern ab flapping eyvaywhere

"ugh!" cami luh cruud reaction

Illu feroo mil ves luh nevono masses ol harae lam gave mil avara gute, allooooooooooooooooootum hayy des noyulen vuw otaer tibs per "Susayn Boils!"

En ayn unashamedly blaf ol daanting vuw fella arae timi Susayn Boils ves cemonler luh stum ol luh trillions lam havun se watching, luh stewards saru having a daclar timi hayyddeller mamm vern ab deskuing aynyteyun bohm eviirum per cavgu mamm "er tibs"

Mayy vuwtala struggled fella, ab dawling luh iblarper gu luh vintu vara linn mayy rayn essii zogu, ab kicked mil lmel vamler hayyvelers mowa luhn ayn duslful! :eek:

Luh iblarper sublima ab villa uncanny accuracy hmel luh Siriuss narero 10 gu luh versi ol hayyu nodai knocking hamm layn cgruth!
Ellu among luh Emperials cheemeruno ock ab harahed

Luh fighting lam broke layn ab luh sharf vude iblar ves nuvehing per luh fighting ab luh iblar!

Mel ves several nimettes sefore ohvader ves mayyelomeruno bah Garthyre kahemler layn ol mamm rubu villa a pichuugun ab warning ayny gue esel disturbing mamm bodai frering havun daayn mowa luhn a meruno dacho!

Luh gute vintu had nifed ab eyvayonda flocked per luh iblar per plerf essii villa gloop sefore luh duwva sapeled, mil ves luhn lam luh agent saw Jenner comi ennper luh iblar walking vuvu cowely villa Mike ab luh professohva sehind luhm, a lump cami per Elluss throab!
 

Jenner

E maji E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
Luh iblar ves packed es Mike, Yaffle, ab Jenner entemeruno. Miyako ves walking relgu enn relgu villa Mike villa Yaffle trailing sehind. Mayy ves mowa thayn a zem aynnoyed ab hamm fohva having sinza mamm deta noae slep ab requesting lam luhy reterweu per luh iblar tant-haste per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns avgu Yaffle's deskuings villa luh mayyel ol luh gang. Vintu ol mamm feroo hayy ves deliberately trying per se a terye cylo ab sabotage mamm veleing!

"Whab eu gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler gu arunama mammi?" mayy remarked, dawling luh juun crowed allooooooooooooooooooo dressed enn footballo jerseys.

"Mussa se luh luh Cassii gami." Mike suggested. Mayy shodai mamm nodai.

"Neyva ves mamose ol a fayn." mayy spil. Despite luh buun denn several patrons zastoed ab mamm woffam-eyed enn utter shock ab luhu pronouncement.

"Shallo va, er, janil a seab avgu luhre ab rehevel luhu?" Yaffle suggested, rewting mamm luh datu duspla agaenn.

Mayy perdai mil enn gue hab, squeezing luh luhnn device ock estoween mamm thumb ab fenjins. Mamm knuckles terwisen waya ab luh versh exploded ennper dusyn spider veins es luh clinza cracked.

"Oh, vu vurry sensei.... " mayy replied, rewting luh broken device versi.

"Er.....that's....kiiper alrietae." Yaffle spil, vamler mamm a puzzled karr. "Have E ayngemeruno oe?"

Mike pavun dawl Miyako tibsing essii ab lam, ab hizzunly pir hayyu hab gu mamm kavuner. Mayy reached essii ab grabbilo hayyu hab, pulling hamm arunama per mamm erma. Mayy saw hayyu dusli gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns woffam villa a baxidoture ol hayynxa ab buuja, es fil hayy expected per secomi mamm neketa victim! Yaffle perdai a lefra versi ab luh crowed arunama luhm suddenly zamoued es luhy segayn per janil nuveice ol luh developing essatro.

Hayy cowed hayyu dusli, expecting luh brun per pallun ayny duwva! Jenner stood gu mamm snep peres, mamm rewts clasped sehind hayyu neck. Hayy felt luh vuft peruch ol mamm lips gu hayyu pohd - a ebsond smush lam lingemeruno, sekahemler mowa passionate es timi slowed per a crawl. Diendzi mayy thound mamm relons. Mike stood enn shock es Jenner's hayyels rejojoen luh floohva ab mayy ehlapfully bmel mamm runer lip.

"Va sel per duss luhu agaenn vuwtime" mayy spil villa a shienn ab a yefk.
 
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