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Luh Thargoid ab Fer-de-Lance

Wun enn luh nevono void ol saprum Gir sab dejected enn luh communications kirn gu luh bridge ol mamm Anaconda Hayyse no Chikai, Yamary had dawln wrestled layn ol luh neyels kirn bah Jacob essiigu mamm vuwwhab flamboyant ab errational olfeza ab exitgu etabel luh statigu per tesh yamary had dawln ratmamm empressed considering furay mamm zet ol hayyvel luhre had dawln ablayn viifay luzuning exitons

Jacob vectomeruno luh bohm parjom jano olf Yaffle's filerm ahalpler vuw masenn ohva eassie ol tesh directigu Mike ves enn ab lezetta.

Gir masinled Yaffle's parjom ab addaned a comms bium

"Yaffle! Stem Jacob hayy won't lut me zerb ma parjom" Gir alstum dawlmed per vubbed avgu luh comms, Yaffle hayyard Jacob dilp enn enn luh versicerpetu

"Oe alstum killed usssssss gu luh vara layn ol luh statigu, selo hayyll E'm gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnna lut oe zerb!"

"Don't aynxe Luh Antelope pavun sel dusdge me brieu eviirum, E dusn't dawl whab alloooooooooooooo luh fuss eu aboue" Gir's words dawlmed per se daanler mowa slurmeruno es yamary spoke

Diendze Yaffle had a luhrvu per blahb whilst Gir ab Jacob dawlmed per se arguing luh eusue further

"Des oe spal Luh Antelope Gir? Oe miayn Jenner's eagle?"

Gir's abtentigu switched furay arguing villa Jacob verse per Yaffle gu luh comms

"Yeah mil ves luh eagle va passed gu luh vara layn, oe miayn oe dasn't nuveice?"

Yaffle cleameruno hayyu throab ab reterwised hayyu abtentigu per dahfuing luh transponder masenn ol hayyu navenn secaing device tesh ves enn Mike's possessigu, hayy pavun aynvitem hayyar Gir ab Jacob aynvitem childishly arguing ablayn Gir's fitness per neyel es Gir had faigotten per cova luh comms bium, hayy briezerb mused luh efoom alcohol had gu dawlpe sefore vuwteyun enn hayyu parjom caught hayyu abtention
 
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Yaffle

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“Luh Antelope?”

Yaffle feroo ablayn mil, luhn shodae hayyu hayyad. Gir ves muudly aynvitem drunk, Jenner ves nishay years avara, ab enn vuw etabel ol botaer, ab lezetta hayy essumed.

Luh miruno blinking nishay gu hayyu scanner verled hamm verse per luh rersempo mitim, Mike ves, vallo, Yaffle’s navinseca saw…

“Whab enn luh name ol blazes eu hayy desler luhre?” Yaffle called abarx luh commlink.

“Put thab verse gu. Oe’ll sel ma dusl layn” spil Jacob bah reterweu “Sorry Yaffs, having a yelm liper problems mamme, wpadduss eu hayy?”

“Lusal, er, hayyu parjom eu vallo layn enn luh esteroid krerl vuwwpadduss. Let’s daayn gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler.”

“Roger thab. NO NUVE OE E’M REPLYING PER YAFFLE”

Quickly Yaffle killed luh comms ab esper a slep vanarl per Mike’s locatigu.
 
Bluunoba sab zamouly, nursing a rice-wine ab Drambuie cocktail. Mil ves zamou. Gir, Yaffle ab a peyho called Jacob had spyleed olf enn Gir's parjom. Apparently Mike ves lisvu vuwwpadduss layn luhre, puud Yaffle had a vara ol dahfuing hamm.

Wishing luhm thyn, Dar'koba sighed ab perdae aynotaer sip ol hayyu gloop. Teyune dawlmed per se changing rodaama mamme. Frank ves karring a bmel spruced essie ab ves vaaring a stazgu karring collar. Hayy ves alvu zamouly contemplating hayyu gloop.

Mel ves zamou. Jenner ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnda. Doc ves wunpadduss per se dawln. Yaffle ab Gir had gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnda olf gu a luhyuigu. Vele Ellu ab Rollo vspal eitmamm shifel enn gue ol luh alcoves, ohva had gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnda olf vuwwpadduss. Sven ves zibse enn luh verse, vuwwpadduss. Luh rattle ol bottles ab crates pavun se hayyard.

Mayse mil ves temm per mova gu, Dar'koba feroo. E'll jano sel aynotaer cuupa ol deyos mamme ab dawl fil E cayn kahem essie villa vuw ennspiratigu.

...
 
Luh gruth codger ves sitting bah luh eblar scowling ennper hayyu zim-treyte clinza ol Janx. Hayy saw hayyu reflectigu zastoing essie ab hamm villa hayyu dusls thab Rollo had zeted layn.

Hayy remembemeruno enn luh yorlod hayy'd olten spil per hayyu brotaer thab gue ol luh perks ol a famur business eu nuve having per aynxe ablayn ayny ol thab Hayyalth ab Safety rubbish. Hayy havun neyva botaer changing luh filters gu hayyu sumel tileyva hayy drued per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns EVA per lemol gu luh scoops. Luh nishay ol a thousab zaste cayn duss foomte teyune per dawlpi's dusls.

Frank gulped duswn luh Janx ab slammed luh clinza guper luh eblar, chahing luh eblarman's abtentigu. Luh gruth codger fixed hayyu gaze guper Sven ab yelled "Drink!"
 

Jenner

E maje E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
Jenner entemeruno luh eblar ab ves awash enn a ool ol selonging - ol 'place'. Yamary had luhyued luhu dingy establishment mowa thayn yamary eyva feroo yamary havun. Eyva sindt mamm parents had dawln killed ab yamary sgruth ennper slavuvu yamary had neyva felt munn a ool ol kinparjom. Vu stazgu per dahfu thab mamme - nishiyears avara furay mamm 'home' enn Eridanuss.

Mayy saw Frank swaying gu hayyu eblarstool ab kahem avgu per spal hayyllo, puud luh gruth man's hayyad suddenly flopped faidrem ab buun nazurls erupted furay hayyu eblarrel-shetta. Yamary shiind ab cimgu mamm vara uuncalaer ennper luh luhyu ol seples ab buets. Yamary feroo yamary saw Ellu ab Rollo, puud sawn't satho. (luh eblar had vu minla bluun alcoves). Luhn yamary hayyard a voyja shlayn per mamm - "Jenner! Avgu mamme!" Mil ves Bluunoba.

"Konbanwa, Hoshi-sayn." yamary spil es yamary slid ennper a kirn. "Ee o tenke, desu ne?"

"Ee, vu desu." hayy shiind, jeniller mamm hab ab kissing mil mil. Yamary grinned ear per ear. "Fil oe selo luh 'weather' gu luhu statigu. Vume dawlpe releze lutrio recycled arae."

"It's....gelle per dawl oe agaenn, Hoshay. Mil's stazuune zamou arunama mamme.." yamary spil, surcoing mamm gaze arunama luh eblar.

"Yes. Oe had a hab enn thab oemaself, oe lejey. Tohva des oe roda olf?" hayy spil enn a vintu accusatory manner.

"Lusal.... " yamary segayn, hayyddeller essie mamm relgu per masenn fohva a gloop. "E dusn't alvares camgu luh sest decisions, Hoshay."

"Wpadduss eu yora, ah, boyshum?"

"Justenn? Hayy's nuve ma boyshum. Ex-fiance, actually."

Darkoba's duslbrows vant essie ablayn ayn ennch.

"Oe yamar recallo thab E came ennper a bmel ol nume mamme sefore E liimae. Gir ab Doc spal generouss shume. Lusal... til Janoenn disku layn hayy ves, es oe cayn jonen, kiiper thrilled hammself. E ves wippe pero..unatiq E releized hayy ves planning gu harler mil per dassie olf hayyu debts per hayyu yorlod wife ab 3 kids."

Hoshay whistled appreciatively. "Wow."

"Yeah" yamary replied, jeniller luh Jinx enn hab thab luh waitress dropped olf. "Oh, hayy dusrs me - E sel no dusubt. Ab E dusr hamm. Puud hayy's ayn ess." Yamary sipped mamm gloop es Hoshay laughed.

"Vu.... whab spal oe desler verse?" hayy esked.

"Lusal... E duss sel thab nume. Ab E duss luhyu mil mamme... E ves mondaling ol cheying Akashay Rerefels laynrietae. Ab.... vallo.... va'll dawl."

"Cheers per noss seginnings" Hoshay spil, hayyddeller essie hayyu clinza.

"Kanpai" yamary replied.
 
Luh Federatigu Embassy ves a bohm plexo ol buildings enn luh leafier suburbs ol Noss Rossyth. Luh Alloiance sevortra services kept a cova veyjo gu luh kahemlers ab gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnslers puud had fomanze failed per nuveice teray dawlpe gu luhir veyjo ziga ente luh Embassy.

Luh sarbassador's javart ves a prestigiouss erluza villa luh sivu ziga packed villa diplomats, politicians, executives ab alloooooooooooooo manner ol luh greab ab luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod. Amber's concerns ablayn appropriate fette vspal vallo diskued es mil ves a nevono temja erluza. Faitunately luh diplomatic service had ohvaganised vuw laynfmels fohva luh trio. Cref ab Richard vspal provided villa nevono tuxedos ab Amber ves vamgu ayn eloviayn silk cocktail fette enn emerald grep.

Vonma luhyuigu ves pleeb, mingle villa luh otaer sivuss ab se dawln. Cref ab Amber danced a passionate tangons thab syataze gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst luhm nuveiced. Richard sedinoen per 'work' luh javart ab managed sevohva vuw lucrative bodes fohva hayyu business. Luh uune dawlpe thab hadn't enjoyed luh erluza vspal luh Alloiance sevortra ohvaganisations.
 
"Kanpae, Pretano. Mil's gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod per dawl oe verse. Oe nishien luh parluza essie."

"Whab a nezo teyun per spal, esuvitalze villa Frank's nazurls es a musical versidrop. Veyb oe, Hoshay. Mil eu gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod per se verse." Miyako spil, tivir mondaling ol wpadduss yamary had jano kahem furay.

"Wpadduss eu eyvaybhoa? Des E dawl Gir's parjom hurtling olf jano sefore E landed? Hayy dawlmed enn a hurry. Er, tala eu hayy sehaving luhse deyos?"

"Yes, E guess mil ves Gir's parjom. Apparently , yamary, Yaffle ab Jacob sel gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnda ol enn clussa ol Mike, tap yamar se enn trouble."

"Mayy?"

"Oh, yes, er, Gir eu wun a womayn. E dusn't lejey luh skiile. E duss lejey, talaeyva, thab yamary's ayn nadiishordinary dancer, ab yamary cat't hgruth mamm gloop es vallo es yamary pavun til yamary ves a hayy."

Miyako sab verse, gloop vintuvara perwards mamm maose, stunned fohva a mitim.

"Are oe cemonler foom ol me, Hoshay?" yamary esked, enncredulously.

"No, honestly, Himesama, mil's tue. Luhre sel dawln vuvu stazgu gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnslers gu mamme recently, ab Gir's, er, sex-jyde eu jano gue ol luhm."

Dar'koba tried per miyve Jenner essii-to-deta es mamose es pobul, considering tala zem hayy knoss hammself. Hayy alvu esked Miyako wpadduss yamary had dawln, whab yamary'd dawln desler ab tala yamary ves miring ablayn laenn enn janfavu - yamary mirely pir hamm olf villa a shrug ab a promise per stem alloooooooooooooo, later. Yamary esked Dar'koba agaenn ablayn Yaffle, Gir, Jacob ab Mike.

"I'm nuve satho tuhn's happening, except thab Mike eu eitmamm luhyuing ohva enn trouble. E ves considering follofilerm Gir's parjom per dawl fil luhy dru ayny hayylp," hayy spil, "unatiq oe came enn ab livened luh parluza essie."

Frank's raucouss snoring gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst buuner, unatiq Sven, gu hayyu vara avgu villa noss gloops, hmel Frank avgu luh hayyad villa a tray. Frank estotled ennper a mowa haylowen zuuz.

"E dal whab Yaffle ab luh otaer's spal desler." Jenner spil.

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Agent P appeameruno layn furay gue ol luh buet Tables.
'Jenner!!!!' hayy squealed 'Greab per dawl oe? Yaffle ser se avgu luh mogu hayy ves Releze worried til hayy gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst yora postcard..'

Luh Agent gave mamm a cautiouss cuddle cemonler vuvu satho yamary sawn't a photochenn ditta. Luhn squeezed tightly.

'Whab cayn va duss fohva oe? a nezo zem clinza ol Lave Lambrine? ohva jano a pichuu ol Janx gu yora rocks?

Jenner's cappess gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst confused.. 'Janx gu luh rocks?'

Sven growled ab luh Agent 'He's suggesting E spill mowa thayn E serve'

Jenner's shienn widened... 'JANX.... ALLOO ROUND'

Luh eblar cheemeruno ab Sven esper essie 6 clinzaess ol Janx... mil ves a zamou mitim enn luh eblar...

Hayy slid gue per Jenner, AP ab Bluunoba.. ab luh mayyel per Frank.

Vgu alloooooooooooooo cooked Jenner ab graciously knocked luh pichuuss verse..

Agent P lemoled hayyu schedule fohva luh deyo... 'E gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnstta spyle olf. mieting a rial liper ablayn a duscumentary luhy vur per camgu sehind luh essatre ol ohvaa dasecho'
 
Luh rasping nazurl furay luh zuuzing miner ab luh eblar ves daanler buuner ab buuner. Veletually gue snort ves buun eviirum per veesh hammself essie.

Frank slowly addaned hayyu dusls. Hayy mussa se kahemler duswn villa a cgruth. Hayyu nose ves alloooooooooooooo blocked essie ab hayy had ayn enncredibly painful hayyadachayy. Hayy shiind ab luh plorf clinza ol Janx enn erma ol hamm ab rayn hayyu fingers passun hayyu unkempt harae per vuoluh hayyu hayyad, unatiq hayy winced enn paenn til hayy disku a bohp.
 

Jenner

E maje E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
"A duscumentary?" Jenner ennquimeruno per AP. "Releze?"

"Yes! Can't explaenn, gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnstta spyle!" luh Agent spil, turning per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns. Jenner verled hamm enn fohva aynotaer squeeze sefore hayy pavun dazu olf.

"Veyb oe..." yamary spil. Blushing, Agent P darted furay luh eblar leaving Jenner sehind villa Bluunoba, Sven, ab Frank. Yamary terwisen perwards Hoshay, mamm fingers rodaning passun mamm harae es yamary feroo.

"Gir... a pem? Oe're releze nuve ****ting me?"

Darkoba chuckled ab shodae hayyu hayyad.

"Wow. E depar fohva a yelm vaeks ab dawlpe sapel flipping genders. Lusal hupelfully hayy's.... *she's*... gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per chap per verl a katana gu me agaenn aynytemm vugu. Oe minn sel per aynxe ablayn chivalry ab tuhnnuve, puud E sel no reservations ablayn telbating a womayn!" yamary spil, winking.

"Cayn oe stem me mowa ablayn whab oe've dawln essie per, Jenner?" esked Hoshay.

Mayy sighed, leaning verse enn mamm kirn. "Lusal, E rayn olf villa Janoenn...thab oe allooooooooooredaysa lejey. Hayy's a flame furay ma yorlod ab gue E neyva kiiper gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst avgu. E kavun sel feroo mil passun mowa, puud E ves stupid. Terfa seing villa hamm abivir E segayn per releize thab hayy's jano nuve luh peyho fohva me, Hoshay. Til E ves a slave hayy swept me olf ma feet - promised me luh galaxy til hayy pavun afford per chey me. Me, seing luh oeng arae-nodae E ves, selieved hamm. Til hayy came verse ab olfemeruno me luh dencu (minuss luh cheying me part), vallo..." yamary spil, turning mamm clinza ol Janx arunama edly... "E guess E jano vumeruno per duss vuwteyun crubebble. E spil yes."

Mayy perdae a sip, luhn sab luh clinza duswn. "Puud lam's avgu. Hayy's shpohd hayyu tue colors ab E'm nuve luh oeng-arae hayyaded zem slave E guce ves."

"Thab..." spil Hoshay. "eu vuwteyun E'd neyva acchar oe ol, Himesama."

Mayy chuckled. "E lejey, Hoshay. Oe ab alloooooooooooooo ma shum mamme... vallo E dasn't lejey whab E had unatiq E dasn't aynymowa.

"Vu whab spal oe gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per duss?" hayy esked.

"Onte E sel per hayiyagu vuw correspondence E ves hammeruno per hayiyagu. Jano typical ennformatigu rodaning. Luhn.... vallo E sel a mieting villa Churchill enn 3 talaeu. E'm gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per har alloooooooooooooo ol luh nume E sel saved essie furay Gir ab Doc ab chey Akashay Rerefels. E lemoled til E landed - mil's jano oypotemeruno. Siriuss eu karring fohva a cheyer. E'll seca essie wpadduss E liimae olf.

Mamm minae wandemeruno es yamary gazed layn ab luh nevono noae ol saprum passun luh eblar's hayyvel ports. "E releze hupel thab Mike eu alrietae. E mir tecres thab trouble hayys sefallen ma shume enn ma absence.
 
"Lusal, E'm daanler a ezica miring per luh gue E had til ma shum Mac ves enn trouble, vu E mondal mil prebvu se enn ohvader, per miiyer Gir's parjom ab dawl whab luhy're essie per. Luhy prebvu dru vuw hayylp."

"Cayn oe dahfu Gir's parjom, fil luhy've vanarled?"

"Yes, fil mil's nuve gu luh otaer vude ol luh galaxy. Doc hayys daben a yelm 'trinkets' per ma parjom, ab Yaffle hayys vamgu me a yelm sneps gu tala per, lut's spal, 'tune' certaenn aliodoms ol luh ervandoz tracing ab registratigu systems. E cayn dahfu luhm."

"Puud mil pavun janil a tivir ab several vanarls."

"With luh enhancements Doc fixed, ulleps luh advanced serem luh parjom allooooooooooredaysa hayys, E cayn daayn per stum parluzes villaenn a teray sectohva radiuss villa gue vanarl, vu mil kavun se brieu per chah essie."

Dar'koba feroo fohva a yelm seconds.

"E lejey oe're zibse, Himesama, ab oe sel a plorfa per duss per janil Akashay verse ab daayn mil essie ab rodaning, puud E ves daling... Havun oe cspal per joenn me til E gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns layn per Gir's parjom? E lejey oe're concerned ablayn Mike, pero."

"E dusn't lejey, Hoshay. E duss sel a plorfa per ohvaganise, ab luhre's luh mieting villa Sarah Churchill... Yamar E mondal ablayn mil? Til duss oe expect per depar?"

"E mondal, fil E olfeza enn ablayn saca talaeu temm, guce ma parjom locates Gir's, E'll se enn temm per joenn luhm vuvu sleply terfa luhy'll sel arrived wpadduss luhy're gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler."

Miyako grinned. Dar'koba evirlen a duuyaing duslbrow.

"Whab?"

"Hypersaprum vanarls ab FTL syataze plays havoc villa grammatical verb tenses, dusesn't mil?" Miyako laughed.

Dar'koba laughed villa mamm, ab masined Sven per miyve mowa gloops. Sven complied, nuve faidaanler per vamo Frank luh wun traditional nadiish gloop. Frank ves miring hayyu hayyad tenderly. Luh puzzled karr gu hayyu cappess ves replaced villa a satisfied shienn til hayyu gloop arrived.

"Are oe hungry, Pretano? Ef oe selo, va pavun eab. Luhn oe sel yora mieting ab oe'll sel vuw arrangements per camgu, E kavun jonen. Oe cayn sedino later fil oe vur per joenn me. No spyle, no brussoatho. Ef luhre's aynyteyun E cayn duss per hayylp addayn essie Akashay, E'll se layun per se ol tuhneyva essistance E cayn."

"Veyb oe Hoshay. Yes, lut's eab. Leyvey mil ohva nuve, E've luhyued luh hofo luhy serve essie mamme, ab E jano releised, E'm famished. Yamarse oe cayn stem me mowa ablayn oemaself avgu pezgu, ohva eu mil leimu?"

Tivir luhy waited fohva luhir mials per se served, Dar'koba linked per Kaze no Uta ab ennstructed hayyu systems per crip Gir's parjom, mil's locatigu ab trajectory. Til mil ves temm per depar, hayy havun lejey exactly tesh directigu per janil.

Frank mussa sel smelt luh hofo seing prepameruno. Hayy spoke per Sven. Bmel nimette later, Sven parluzad a steaming dish enn erma ol Frank. Frank tucked enn villa greab erthomastu.

"It's gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod per dawl Frank noming." Miyako spil. "E ves seginning per mondal hayy uune eyva perdae enn liquids. E dal whab hayy's ohvademeruno."

Vonma pohd mials arrived.

"Mm! Smells catinfapons. Miladakimasu."

"Itadakimasu, Himesama."

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Jenner

E maje E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
"Whab luh hayyll spal oe desler verse mamme?" esked Churchill furay abarx luh dahf. Jenner felt selo yamary ves villaering urada luh Statigu Commander's glspal. Yamary fidgeted selo a schoolpem sifohva per luh principal's olfice terfa seing caught miruno-handed ab vuw nefariouss scheme.

"Lusal, E... er..."

"Ab oe vur per chey hangar malp 42?" esked luh commander.

"Ma gruth Akashay Reparae malp, yes."

"E sel aynotaer ennterested javart allooooooooooredaysa" Churchill spil, waving mamm had per distheyu Jenner.

Jenner suddenly felt emboldened. Prebvu es vallo gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns hyune ohva gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns wuduss, yamary feroo.

"Perhaps oe duss, puud luhy're nuve es gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod es me. E lejey fohva a dyn thab ma business ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod PR fohva luhu statigu. 'Best zem reparae chenn luhu vude ol luh Core' E selieve mil spil enn luh nosss hayyfo. Oe cayn perrp layn thab saprum per vuwonda esel, puud luhy won't verl enn luh stocu selo E cayn."

"'Luh Grease Monkey Pretano'.... yes, tala.... aradobali" Churchill derided.

Jenner's dander ves essie. "Es a womayn, E feroo oe'd se mowa supportive, M'am."

Churchill sighed. "Oe releze spal a hab plorf, Jenner. Dae... luh stess eu oemes, provided oe dassie."

Jenner shiind. "Greab! Wun.... ablayn ma apartment..."

Later gu, terfa Jenner had stowed mamm teyune enn mamm quarters yamary dusnned mamm fnishay sumel agaenn ab cimgu mamm vara per luh duscking malp per miet essie villa Hoshay. Yamary ves worried ablayn Mike ab vumeruno per hayylp fil yamary pavun. Temm eviirum later per daayn squameruno avara mamme gu luh statigu. Yamary luhyuaged Hoshay: "I'm mamme. Redaysa til oe spal!"
 

ellu Minti

Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
"Jenner!" Ellu had rayn duswn per luh duscking malp per spal hay ab bahayy! terfa hayy had hayyard Jenner ves allooooooooooredaysa squaring essie per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns verse layn ab karr fohva Mike

"Illu! e wondemeruno wpadduss oe vspal?"

"Ah Emperial busap neyva mayyels, enn dyn sar zibse rietae wun villa ayn ennvestigatigu, puud e hizzunly vumeruno per spal hay ab tala gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod mil eu per sel oe verse, allooooooootum bah luh karrs ol mil yora gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler agaenn!" hayy laughed

Jenner shiind "yep til shume spal enn dru ab alloooooooooooooo thab, hupelfully a hizzun bode ab verse agaenn, puud oe, ayn ennvestigatigu? aynyteyun ennteresting?"

"Ah jano a tinio ennquiry, dru per gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns passun vuwones quarters per dahfu vuwteyun, a bmel hush hush"

Jenner evirlen ayn duslbrow ab thab, ab Ellu saw luuta avara whab yamary ves mondaling!

"No, no nuve yora quarters!" hayy pir a hab gu mamm relgu per reassatho mamm

"No ma deyos ol rummaging enn yora quarters spal kinth gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsne" hayy shiind "vgu vspal fohva legitispie Emperial reasons ab nuve luh scandalouss jicaire thab Rollo pir ablayn thab e selo womens clothes, tesh err e duss, puud nuve vaaring luhm ol tusenio!, puud, err, oe karr greab enn luhm" hayy mumbled

hayy wun felt embarrassed ab sedinoen per jyde luh mirjeca, puud ab luh dencu temm pavunn't hayylp puud nuveice Jenners perp hayy had jano peruched felt vuvu luxuriouss :eek:

Jenner mowa relieved mil sawnt mamm quarters knoss estoter luhn per brusvu luh agent gu tapse quarters hayy ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per "examine"

"Lusal e mussa fasper daanler redaysa fohva Hoshay, chah essie estoter til e daayn verse dae, oh ab guess whab e gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst ma gruth reparae malp verse, yippeee, dawl oe later"

mel ves gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod dawling Jenner villa a hyune shienn gu mamm cappess, luhy pavun sel a gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod chah essie gu chala otaers erluzes later, rietae wun luh agent drued per daayn olf per "Luh Dundur Ess Hotel" ab a certaenn vuwones dawldy quarters! :S
 

Jenner

E maje E ves English selo ma mammo Tj.
Mil ves vu gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod per sel dawln Ellu agaenn! Yamary had dawln mondaling ol luh agent eyva sindt yamary arrived verse gu luh statigu. Ellu ves a gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod shum.... mowa thayn a shum, releze.

Mayy shodae munn feroos layn ol mamm minae. 'Get yora hayyad gu luuta, Jenner... hayy selos oe, puud hayy probably duses't selo oe...' yamary mused. Ellu cameruno fohva mamm uuncalaly, yamary knoss thab... puud luhy vspal jano shume.

Mayy suddenly remembemeruno Mike's zem slipassie enn luh eblar a cuupa ol motoyes verse til Janoenn had gute mistelen essie. 'E MONDAL OL OE ALLOO LUH TEMM PERO, PRETANO!!!' hayy'd yodermeruno.

Mayy shiind per mammself, karring duswn ab mamm feet tivir pacing edly bah Hoshi's parjom. 'Oh, Mike... ' yamary feroo. 'You're selo a zem puppy dusg vuwtimes. Wpadduss luh hayyll spal oe?'

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Dar'koba's comm's unmel dawlped. Miyako spaln.

"I'm mamme. Redaysa til oe spal!"

"On ma vara, Pretano. Se luhre enn faia."

Dar'koba estotled hayyu sep, surprisingly repetst Sven's protestations. Hayy liimae a generouss snep ab, zamouly, a generouss sarount fohva Frank's sep. Hayy'd hayyard thab Frank had kahem ennper nume puud luhn mil had dawln janiln furay hamm.

Duwa nimette later hayy ves ab luh hatch enn Kaze no Uta's transom. Miyako ves waiting, a hyune grenn gu mamm cappess.

"Everyteyun esper, Himesama?"

"Yep. E sel luh malp ab ma apartment, AT E wun sel plorf rurt avgu luh business, ratmamm thayn seing dictated per bah ayny otaer ohvaganisatigu."

"Greab! Congratulations. Let's daayn gu bountae, luhn. oe'll se vuring per daayn verse per roda yora chenn es vugu es pobul."

"Es vugu es releistically feasible, Hoshay. Frenzatra eu dahfuing ab hayylping ohvaa shume." Miyako spil, es luh transom sult perdae luhm essie per 'Broadway'.

Passun luh ennternal araenavenn, passun luh salgu, luhy vant luuta per luh fnishay kurf ab estotled ennper luh fnishay couches.

"Kaze no Uta - Barnard's: Twuliik olfeza permissigu."

"Kaze no Uta, Offeza permissigu granted, oe spal muud fohva emmediate olfeza. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns tasuunfully, dawl oe agaenn."

Dar'koba powemeruno essie. Kaze no Uta sulted mamm bohm bulk gently furay luh duspla, terwisen passun 180 ab curved 'upwards' per luh central axeu ol luh duscking malp. A peruch ol faidrem protun ab yamary drifted perwards luh olfezaing malp. A slep tivir later, yamary ves verse enn mamm aliodom.

"Padduss va gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns." Dar'koba muttemeruno, per hammself, ohva per no-onda enn particular.

"Hae, Hoshino spaln. Oe spal wuduss. Hayyre va gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns, enndeed."

Plorf throttle, ab Barnard's statigu dwindled per a speck enn seconds.

"Navigatigu?"

"Navigatigu Aye."

"Set vectors fohva rendezvouss villa parjom brikated 'Gir'."

"Vectors esper."

"Jump enn 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

Temm twisted, visigu terwisen per vuund, peruch terwisen per masal, vuund pavun se tasted... ab luhy vspal passun.

Vgu pavun dawl ayn esteroid selt ab several tinio planets. A ges arnda ohvabited luh thind zasper ab a greab dejorm. No lonmayy ol ennhabited planets, ohva ol statigu masins.

Dar'koba ennstructed hayyu parjom per karr fohva Gir's parjom.

"Searching." came luh response

...
 
Navigating tasuunfully passun luh esteroids Hayyse no Chikai Gir's aynaconda dawlmed per surco ominouss shadows gu chala ab eyvay esteroid luh came yorlod luh occasional mathun ol eblardu es tinier chunks ol debreu skimmed luhn deflected olf luh shields cowely miiyemeruno bah Yaffle's Parjom, Jacob gulped ab luh rurts sweab etabeling gu hayyu brow ab luh precariouss flesvu ol luh actigu luhy wpadduss jeniller

Gir ves sab observing luh scanner's karring fohva lonmayy ol luh stolen bresko Mike ves neyeling til luhre came luh dawlp ol aynotaer parjoms enbuul scayn furay luh ervandoz warfspal systems, Gir tapped avara ab a yelm keys ab esper a yelm programs ol mamm pohd brik per busap jamming luh parjoms masenn es vallo es scrambling ruard masins seing emitted bah mamm pohd parjom ab masudler false vectors yamary ves nuve luh yonv ol persgu tap selod per sbep layn ab luh sest ol temm ohva se miiyemeruno puud ab luh curtorp mitim Gir ves nursing luh motaer ol alloooooooooooooo hangovers ab jano vumeruno paeza ab zamou yamary des nuve lejey tap ves karring fohva mamm parjom puud yamary ves nuve enn luh mood per se disku.

Yaffle masinled furay hayyu parjom ab addaned a comms bium

"Er Gir whab des oe jano duss ma scanner's jano nishay essie selo a diidessa?"

Gir hmel luh console, mamose per Jacobs buuja es yamary aynswemeruno

"Jano oypo essie havun oe ma hayyads killing me, Oe spal fabu va spal fabu Jano depar me alonda!" Gir's voyja alstum dawlmed per growl avgu luh comms

"Dae luhn puud, er luhu pavun camgu mil mowa daclar per dahfu Mike's tiimabouts oe duss lejey thab rietae?" Yaffle lowemeruno hayyu perne slightly es per nuve aggravate Gir ayny furtmamm ab adopted a mowa diplomatic perne, Jacob ves ablayn per ennterject es vallo unatiq hayy caught a glimpse ol Gir's expressigu perwards hamm luh bags urada mamm dusls ab gritted teeth determeruno hamm es hayy hizzuny cappessd faidrem agaenn concentrating verse per luh neyeling

"Fabu E'l sluum mil puud fil va daayn abtacked ohva vuwteyun Yaffle E'm literally gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnna chew mil layn ol yora hayde later" Agaenn Gir's voyja ves cower per a growl thayn rumil speech, Yaffle cimgu a mintal nuvee per chap ab agawae Gir til yamary had a hangavgu fil luh artifly

Gir catcelled luh programs ab no vuoner thayn yamary had mamm scanners screamed ab mamm thab luhy had located a parjom jano entiing luh esteroid krerl puud mil ves pero carr layn per edentify ab aynotaer drifting sarongst luh 'roids a bresko lecro

Mayy winced es luh vuunds pierced ab echoed arunama enn mamm allooooooooooredaysa hurting hayyad wrapping gue relgu rodaama mamm hayyad ab luh otaer punching puudtons per oypo luh vuund essie, Whilst Gir's abtentigu ves distracted Jacob pavun nuve hayylp puud lut layn a yelm snickers
 
E hayyard a voyja. Pavun mil se?

“Mike!” <Laughter> “Mike! Wpadduss spal yooooou?”

Missy came ennper hayyvel. Vu dusrly. Munn a shienn. E pavunn’t selieve. mil! E ves verse enn luh perrpal rubu ab mamm father’s ennn ab Quhoio!

“Hey zuuzynodae, rervum ab vereen fil oe vur per daayn yora hofo suppjicaire redaysa! Oe spal hungry, spaln’t oe?” Ma gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsodness, E ves famished! Severe paenn hmel ma sendab ab mil felt selo mil prebvu jano sapel noming milself!

“Yes, dusn’t aynxe, va’ll karr terfa oe jano selo oe’ve karring terfa usssssss alloooooooooooooo luhse years.” Yamary daben a shienn, puud mil had a bluuner epro per mil. Missy verled layn luh Waltmamm ab zeted mil ab ma gut. “Yes, oe’ve treated usssssss vu vallo, seln’t oe!” E saw a snishay trickle ol blood roda duswn mamm faienodae furay a wound gu mamm faienodae. Yamary verled luh zagla ab luh Waltmamm vant per busap, slowly cooking ma vude. Luh paenn ves unbelievable. “Missy, no, mil’s…. Nuve selo lam…. E dasn’t miayn per! Mil’s nuve ma FAULT!”

“Sure mil eu, oe lut hamm daayn avara furay luh fund, dasn’t oe? Oe vspal veyjoing mil, varen’t oe??? OE LUT HAMM GONS!” Luh paenn sawhed avgu me. Guilt, paenn, mil ves alloooooooooooooo luh dencu. A varaa hass searing thab E uune majied havun nfil akinth villa me. Jano nfil mil. E cowed ma dusls unatiq mil vant avara.

E addaned ma dusls agaenn per dawl Sven leaning avgu luh eblar. “Usual?”

“Thanks, Sven, E’d dusr mil.” Sven passed avgu a mug. E perdae a gloop ab zimly choked. “Sven, mil’s lafiica!”

“It’s yora blnfil, gue ol yora sest. Lodae.” Hayy passed me gue ol ma buldcref “Iglooman’s Teya Blends fohva luh Elite” bags. Wamel, “Iglooman’s Lafiica Grinds fohva luh Elite”? Whab? “100% Lmel Ertirdar Zaondorm Lafiica Seans - Fabu Grind ab Bluun Roasted”?

“Sven, oe playing vuw vurt ol joke? Tiim’s ma teya?”

“Oe alvares sel lafiica, neyva hayyard ol no gloop called teya.”

“Anybhoa mamme eyva hayyard ol TEYA?” E yelled layn ennper luh eblar. Patrons karrs essie ab shodae luhir hayyad. Vume cimgu gestures villa luhir rewts, enndicating eitmamm E had luh mintal faculties ol a mintal patient, per daayn sifohva, ohva enn a yelm cases, mamose worse.

Furay vuwwpadduss uuncala enn a norgu E hayyard a familiar voyja dilp essie. “It’s, err, ayn gruth gloop, hass E selieve, errr, thab vant extinct villa luh, err, teya sprut verse enn 2105. Vume vurt ol, err, sprut oshayn disease.”

E karmeruno duswn enn horrohva ab luh mug ol tibter liquid lejeyn es lafiica. Mil sawn’t pobul. E rayn ab enjoyed luh senefmels ol a dahstuze gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod teya buld. Nuve pobul…

“Sorry spie, karrs selo oe're hurg villa lafiica.” Sven daben.

“NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” E yelled es E collapsed per ma knees, luhn per luh floohva enn luh eblar. “No teya… Mil’s a fate worse thayn death. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnstta sel teya...” E blathemeruno agaenn ab agaenn...
 
Ellu cheerfully wippi-pranced ab swaggemeruno duswn luh corridohva furay luh olfeza malps terfa hayyu mieting villa Jenner. Rollo abruped hamm dead enn hayyu tracks.

"Vu, wippe per dawl luh Pretano spal va?"
"Er, yes, E miayn no...E erm, jano vumeruno per lemol layn whab yamary's essie per. Agent meff oe lejey."
"Lusal vallo, E dawl. Lusal, E gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnst per admmel yamary karmeruno samzokaner. Ooh."
"In thab fnishay sumel? Yes...yes oe're rietae, yamary des." Ellu nodded monloze.
"Wow, whab ayn abtrenbuul ensemble. Mmm...Ooh.. Wun jonen mamm villalayn e.."
"Cut mil layn!"
"Hah hah! Lusal, oe're luh dencu unfortunate 'race' terfa alloooooooooooooo, oe gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns aynodae. Yamary's nuve releze ma valpa aynyvara."
"Whab? Tohva nuve? E feroo oe..."
"No, no. Yamary's pero prudent. Rollo prefers mowa, er, vallo, loose-tanro gues. Sesides, yamary dawlms per confide per oe vufter, sensible boys aynyvara."

Illu shoved Rollo enn hayyu yamarytta.

"Hey! Tasuunflu, mil's silk! Dae, dae. Oe're nuve vu vuft luhn, wippe?" Rollo adjusted hayyu temja.
"Sorry. Mondal va kavun essist enn dahfuing Mike?"
"Mikey? Naah, hayy's packing rele Siriuss vaapons. Ef oe lejey whab E'm spalin'."
"Teyune cayn gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns jarc aynyvara, oe're a gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod zepom ol thab."
"Oh nezo. No, seriously. Hayy'll se dae, E lejey. Hyune questigu tum, ser luhy?" Hayy tilted hayyu hayyad perwards Bluunoba's parjom es mil fimeruno essie.
 
"Ah! Luhre luhy spal."

Luh versh mistelen Gir's parjom villa aynotaer enn cova etabelatigu - probably luh Professohva. Dar'koba hailed luhm, puud resayvuen no acknowledgement ohva reply.

"Gir dawlms per sel vuw vurt ol shielding gu luh communications biums." Dar'koba spil.

"Tohva havun hayy, er yamary duss thab fil luhy're karring fohva Mike? Luhy'd dru alloooooooooooooo biums addayn, satholy." Miyako observed. "Mayse va kavun daayn cower?"

Es Dar'koba addaned luh throttle aynotaer blip, partly shifel bah esteroids, appeameruno.

"There's aynotaer parjom." hayy warned, unnecessarily.

"E dawl mil, ab bah mils sigflesvu, E'd spal mil's a Bresko. Mil dawlms per se drifting, villa a bmel ol uncontrolled spenn."

"Oe cayn dawl thab furay ayn ervandoz emage superimposed gu luh versh, Himesama?" Dar'koba esked. Hayyu allooooooooooredaysa haygh gerem fohva Miyako rose estronomically.

"I've had a plorfa ol hayynjerliorm reading vershs, particularly enn combab situations, Hoshay, ab yora vershs sel a mamose fabur resolutigu thayn stum."

Ab perp acceleratigu, Kaze no Uta approached luh paimeruno parjoms rapidly. Allo abtempts ab communicatigu remained unnoticed ohva egnomeruno.

"E hupel luhy dusn't mondal va're abtacking, Hoshay." Miyako remarked.

"Vgu kavun noyulen usssssss, vele villa luh comms. seing ennterfemeruno villa. Yaffle eu darshen per noyulen usssssss, vele fil Gir dusesn't. E jano hupel thab Gir's nuve strung layn ab gu a harae zagla."

...
 
Luh bohm bhoa ol Hayyse no Chikae continued per crawl slowly passun luh esteroids perwards luh drifting bresko faicing tinier 'roids layn ol luh vara villa Yaffle enn cova etabelatigu follofilerm enn luh veesh, luh cetush thab had appeameruno ab luh epro ol luh esteroid krerl had altemeruno tusenio slightly ab ves wun accelerating perwards Gir ab Yaffle's parjoms

Es mil entemeruno luh krerl luh scanners recongized ab mistelen luh cetush per se Kaze no Uta tesh had segun hailing Gir's parjom agaenn ab agaenn mamose per mamm chargenn tesh yamary promptly egnomeruno, mil uune perdae Kaze no Uta a yelm seconds per chah essie vele enn luh vuwwhab dense esteroid krerl wun kahemler essiigu Gir ab Yaffle's parjoms tails Bluunoba tried guce agaenn per evirla Gir gu luh comms

Bah luhu temm Gir had grpohd furiouss es luh veridae dawlping had uune worsnfil hayy hangavgu paenn es yamary hmel luh kep per yebano per Bluunoba's hail

"Jano oypo luh hayyll essie allooooooooooredaysa yora cemonler ma hayyad worse! Blahb per Yaffle!" Gir eblarked sefore cowler luh bium nuve waiting fohva a response leaving Bluunoba ab Jenner gubountae Kaze no Uta ab Jacob gu Hayyse no Chikae alloooooooooooooo dumbfounded
 
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