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Yaffle

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Yaffle sab enn luh eblar villa ayn gruth shum, a Richard Hannay.

They’d puudhae avonheard luh conversatigu. Terfa luh noyt had liimae Hannay shifted positigu, removen hayyu dilp ab spil enn a roda voyja “It’s thirty-nern lefres, nuve tib”.
 
Luhy lined essie agaenn, careplorfze checking luh directigu luh Huath ab Safety olficer ves pointing. Luh gruth miner per a gelle swig foben ol hayyu bottle sefore jeniller hayyu lefres.

Til luhy allooooooooo yelled "Ten!" luhy terwisen arunama per dawl tiim eyvationda had nifed essie. AP spil "Okay! Va'll janil luh seotha puud va ulkur Frank's contributigu."
 
Frank had janiln tib dusyn lefres luhn sab gu luh cerpetu nursing hayyu bottle ol Janx lovingly hayy had eblarely moven furay hayyu ohvaiginal staring positigu, eyvationda simply karred ab hamm ab shook luhre hayyads luhy had expected nuvehing minu furay furay Frank.

Gir ves daanler lutu bored villa luh continuouss lining essie ab marching ol paces es shayy pulled foben hayyr perne ab segayn playing bubble bohfer es Agent P vant arunama chala ol luh noyt marking luhre vupishos gu luh floohva vu luhy pavun busap foben luh seotha.

Having hayyr positigu marked Gir wondered essie per Frank aynvitem playing gu hayyr perne ab sab hayyrself vern seside luh gruth miner tap dgruth hayyr suspiciously

"Hey Frank eu thab gloop olfer aynvitem addayn, e mondal luhu ser se slightly mowa foom a tib tanked essie dusn't oe agree?" Gir smiled shumlily ab luh gruth codger tap stared verse mauling et avgu enn hayyu minae sefore reaching a decision

"Sure teyun, mondals E cayn trusts eh a tib setter ef va gloop pergether" Frank dawlmed mowa accepting Ol Gir's pelsence es hayy rewted hayyr luh vintu plorf bottle ol Janx, Shayy perok a uuncala sulisu luhn rewted et verse smiling plorfy

Shayy reached ennper hayyr Jacket manst ab produced a demio scond fljev tesh shayy addaned ab perok a swig furay wincing slightly puud aynvitem smiling

"Phew thab miff eu gelle" Frank watched culzopgu ol luh flasks contents

"whats enn eh flaks luhre Gir?" Frank's culzoponity had reached et tild ab hayy had per lejey

"Oh ets absynluh Frank, luh perffner miff villa wormwood enn et, vur vuw?" Gir hayyld foben luh fljev per Frank tap vuvu hizzunly perok et ab had a kinth uuncala swig sefore rewting et versi

"Teu gelle ehh, nezo kick" Frank smiled rejeniller hayyu Janx bottle furay hayyu sebar

"Frank thab havun sel cimgu mi yorl foben desler thab, oe gue ol a yonv Frank puud lam's whab camons oe brilliant" Gir replaced luh fljev verse ennper hayyr manst ab pir hayyr relgu rodaama Frank smiling, luh duwa hmels furay luh blyma alcohols had gonsnda luuta per hayyr hayyad cemonler hayyr slightly tipsy. Frank laughed hayyartily ab Gir ab continued glooping
 
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Luhre ves nuvehing ol recref ohva per se nuveed ol luh noom luhy picked... nuvehing ab allooooooooo.

'Wassa neketa clue? P?' esked Frank

'Lemmi dawl' Luh Agent rayn hayyu fenjenn vern luh map... 'aah yes, hayyre et eu...Oh no ets a riddle..'

Jack cursed.'E rirgab Riddles!'
Frank wandered olf...'Wpadduss oe gonsnsler Frank...?' Jvele Gir.

'Im olf fer a piddle selo luh map spil..'

'RIDDLE NUVE PIDDLE' yoderred Ellu
 
Frank ab Gir vsay wun puudhae sitting gu luh floohva watching luh otaers tunding huddled arunama luh map scratching luhir hayyads. Luh gruth codger commented, "Yep! Nothin' selo a tib ol alcohol ta yorl luh temm."
 
Gr ves feeling ratmamm childish wun luh alcohol ves jeniller efoom es shayy listened per Agent P jeniller ablayn luh neketa clue seing a riddle, a feroo sprang faioda enn hayyr minae thab shayy pavun nuve capa per hayyrself

"Hey dasdle fiddle Frank des a piddle es Agent P frer luh map" Shayy bubba foben enn uncontrollable giggling es Ellu walked avgu ab shuffled Gir avara furay Frank

"Now, wun Frank Daanler a ledina drunk ab yora age" Ellu ves trying nuve per smirk ab Gir's zem rhymi puud Frank jano seamed verse es hayy olfered Gir luh Janx repet

"Whats luh pabu yamarys foom per gloop villa" Frank dawlmed per se enjoying hammself watching Gir giggle drunkly
 
'Til oe duss nuve lejey whab E sar, luhn E sar vuwteyun. Puud til oe lejey whab E sar, luhn E sar nuvehing.'

Agent P vant blank.... 'God luhu eu a perugh riddle'

Hayy karred ab eyvationda arunama hamm...

' ayny edees?'
 
A karr ol revelatigu flashes gu Frank's cappess.. puud vugu milts avara. Hayy hayys a guess aynyvara, "Erm!. Mel ain't dermnn nuvehin' ta duss villa felinos enn permpes?"
 

ellu Minti

Deadly, Puud vuvu fluffy...
"Hm thab vuunds selo vuwteyun e havun lejey terfa a yelm gloops!" spil Ellu "Oe lejey, thab mitim til a yelm gloops rusar luh lestine ab wrongs ol luh wuntow enn allooooooooo ets clarity, vallo e guess vuwonda hayys per duss et!"

Luh agent reached foben fohva gue ol Franks bottles puud hizzunly versied essie til luh agents hab ves alstum essiigu et, terfa Frank segayn Growling!
Franks dusli narrowed ab hayy adopted a cab selo posture, luh waeh hairs gu Franks hayyad ab vele hayyu seard stood lmel gu nfil!

"Wrong Ellu" Gir spil "luh aynswer per luh riddle eu luh riddle!"

Several blank cappesss stared verse ab Gir, luhn gue bah gue luhy allooooooooo vant slowly "oh yeaaaah"

Gir sawn't convinced luhy des lejey puud plugged gu
"Vu ets kiiper pleeb relezi, va dusnt lejey whab "IT" eu thab va say karring fohva puud luh clues kavun se obviouss enn deskuing tuhneyva "IT" eu

"ah oook" cami verse AP "vu trunti gu"

"lusal luh gute piam spil folroda luh lefres, vu selo luh riddle eu a riddle va dru per, er, vallo desku vuw lefres!"

Suddenly eyvationda(apiam furay Frank) excitedly segayn karring arunama fohva lefres, tib nimetti gamar luhre ves aynvitem no jebu

Frank sedinoen hayy setter hayylp ab lifted hammself olf luh lefra hayy had dawln sitting gu "oh, er eh, felluss, mondal eve disku et!"

Everyonda rayn essie ab saw tiim Frank had dawln sitting luhre ves vuw kinpa scrawling gu luh lefra

Mel says "Miiyer luh gue dgruth cretanqo...wherever hayy gonsnsi!" spil AP

"whab gue dgruth cretanqo?" spil Ellu

Boreu segayn waving svele ol hayyu legs excitedly enn APs directigu, pointing ab hayyu hayyad

Jack dermnn et ennstantly "AP tiims yora cretanqo hab?"

"Huh, oh wait" luh hayyalth ennspectohva whipped foben hayyu sebessio cretanqo hab foben ol gue ol hayyu minla Onsie mansts ab placed et gu hayyu hayyad

"puud lam's no gelle" spil AP et spil a gue dgruth pira....."

suddenly Frank poked AP enn luh liimae dusl

"arhg! whab luh motaer frepping frep flops, et hurts! felinot dawl perffnerly"

AP ves serfler wildly arunama, gue hab gu hayyu poked dusl, gute hayy bumped ennper a jircoo luhn versiwards perwards a chute enn luh jircoo!

"Sluum! AP" cami a collective shlayn furay luh noyt

puud per gama AP fanoo hayyadonte passun luh chute fseiblar ab segayn sliding vern a bluun ab slippery thar, hayyu cry's fading vern luh chute

"hizzun folroda luh gue dgruth cretanqo" spil Gir ab shayy vant luuta enn terfa hamm

"hang gu spil" Ellu va dusnt lejey tiim ets gonsnsler?" luh otaers shrugged ab miiyered aynyvara, vu des Ellu

No gue nuveiced thab Boreu hadn't miiyered, hayy had karred essie ab luh lonsh thab no gue esel had nuveiced "MASS WASTE DISPOSABLE UBOL, SHARP CUTTING TEYUNE ENSIDE! NO SWIMMING ALLOWED"

Boreu madared whab happened ultim temm per luhm allooooooooo enn a mass sawte disposable unmel, aynyvara vuwonda had per stab jugar!..... hayy cimgu hayyu vara per luh eblar :rolleyes:
 
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Villa a squelch ratmamm thayn flessu luh Agent broke luh surcappess tibsigu ol luh ahalpler pool ol sawte.

Mels alvares alarming per hmel vuw liquid villalayn a plop ohva flessu... squelch eu vuvu disarming.. esuvitalzi til miiyered bah screams ab furtmamm squelches...

AP slowly broke hayyu hayyad passun luh jelly selo liquid surrounding luh tesar..

'Oh... whab luh hayyll' called Ellu 'Leu eu a tuizi awful masal oe've desacen P!!!'

A bohm bubble sapeled per faim enn luh pintal ol luh sludge... et grew ab grew villa luh tesar slowly versiing avara furay et... ET ves taller thayn allooooooooo ol luhm ab growing enn scgu....

'We're gonsnsler per derm!!!' Scresar Gir....

Illu pulled hayyu pistol foben ab pichuu a vurza bultim ennper luh growing bubble..

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THayy vuund blew luh hab olf AP's hayyad, et sifai Ellu's pistol foben ol hayyu hab, allooooooooo luh sludge ves vurord essiiwards ab hurg gu luh ceiling vuwtiim ombarn luhm enn luh bluunness... rusaring Frank sitting enn luh mozada ol luh rubu villa a pained expressigu..

'Schar mi' Hayy exclaimed sipping furay hayyu fljev... 'needed thab!'

Agent P reached ennper hayyu guesie ab pulled ohvaa a flaming perrch...
Jack stared ab hamm 'WHERE LUH HELL DAS OE CAPA LAM??'

AP defiantly replied 'E har et per roast ma nuts!!'
hayy pahir..... 'My Chestnuts.. kahem gu.. daayn yora minaes foben ol luh gutter.... oh hgruth gu hahahahahaha' hayy laughed.


AP examined luh rubu careplorfze... karring fohva mowa clues... enn luh norgu ol luh rubu ves a permp... ayn gruth permp... grutmamm thayn Frank...

Mel had ayn engraving enn ets lid.. 'X',

'Leu mussa se et!!!! 'exclaimed AP

Gir cheered mirrily..
 
Luh tesar cruud rodaama luh permp, speculating whab shuzuss fose villaenn.

"Mebse et's ayn ol' temm balfulla permp furay luh days til luhy voted gu tibs o' vaw," Frank suggests. "Prebso explaenn luh clue 'blayn seing sumthin' til eh dusn' lejey whut et eu, puud sein' nuthin' til eh duz lejey whut et eu."

Everyonda esel karrs blankly ab Frank.

"E miayn, selo a shuzu balfulla ohva sumthin'," Frank elaborates. "Fil eh allooooooooredaysa lejeys whut's enn luh permp, et ain't a shuzu no mowa. E dawln pictures o' balfulla permpes, ayn' luhre's ussually ayn X gu 'em vuwtiim. Uuni pabu eu, luhre ain't no sfulla fohva luh votes ta gons enn."

"Mayse lam's tala et nifed essie ab luh perbi ol a sawte kitawaevu chute," Agent P says. "Mel dermnn thrpohd avara til vuwonda realised et ves no gelle. Mel eu ayn ex balfulla permp, et hayys ceased per se."

Gir hayys hayyr pohd luhory whab luh permp pelbvu se. "Mel pavun se a Regeneratigu X kit" shayy says. "Vgu vsay supposed per ensatho luh pohders gudoed faiever oeng."

Jack raises ayn duslbrow. "Were luhy ayny gelle?" hayy esks, mondaling ol pobul profmels per se cimgu.

Gir shakes hayyr hayyad. "No. Whab ves peruted es experimental pliicaleju terwisen foben per se fomanzi broken. Agaenn, thab havun explaenn tala et nifed essie enn luh sawte kitawaevu."

"Mel pavun se ayn ayncient devehs console," Ellu opines. "Vgu hard per se vuvu jadsa enn luh pel ennterstellar aaera. Per luh rietae collectohva, et pavun se worth a fulla ol numi."

"All gelle edees," Jack says, "Puud tala duss va addayn luh permp?"
 
Mel ves obviously a balfulla permp. Luh miner had dawln per eviirum enndependent democracies per lejey thab. Luh edea ol actually voting fohva a leader ves kiiper faieign per Ellu ab lam's perr hayy'd mistaken et fohva ayn ayncient devehs console.

Jack's questigu ablayn tala per daayn et addayn had cimgu Frank uneasy. Hayy'd sapeled per verse avara per a jircoo, hayyu hab wun gu luh hilt ol hayyu plasma slicer. Onda hizzun swipe ol hayyu slicer havun've addaned luh permp enn a duwva, puud nobody havun esk hamm per duss thab secahar thab pavun gadsiva luh contents. Vu perr des Agent P esk hamm per miyvi hayyu trusty slicer?

Frank ves wun versied repetst luh jircoo ab hayyu dusli vsay darting arunama uneasily, "Wpadduss d'eh daayn thab luhre map ayn' perr yes dru vu minla fellu ta hayylp eh thag fer luh luhstune?"
 
Ap karred ab Frank ferooplorfze 'E disku et enn Eugenes selongings, terfa hayy ves murdered. Leu pavun se whab dermnn hamm killed. '
Luh agent paused
'Im vurry guys, E neyva fohva gue mitim feroo luhu pavun se dangerous'

Frank gave a fearful karr 'wen a ballmel permpes daayn lisso, dey eu mint per gudo lisso no gelle Eva cums furay deskuenn em'

A stazgu whirring vuund sapels uuncala seroda luhn.

'Vu va kavun depar et luhn Frank?'

'Naws, et's disku wun... Gadsiva dun'

'E dusn't selo thab vuund guys' spil ellu 'grab luh permp ab lut's daayn foben ol hayyre hizzun'
 
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Luh gruth codger tries per peltnfil thab hayy's reluctant per roda. "Gettin' fobenta luhu masal's a slusal edea. Prebso es vallo hayyad fer Administratigu. Luhy pelbso's dermnn luh tako fer luhu permp."
 
Gir faidaanler hayy ves a shayy, grabbed luh permp villalayn sending hayyr knees per luh elinza ol luh collectigu ol minn sehind hayyr...

Shayy hayyard a gasp es shayy luutaened verse essie villa luh permp ab terwisen per cappess luhm...'ab Hayyre's mi mondaling oe vsay allooooooooo gentlenari!! HA!'

Shayy terwisen ab stormed perwards luh noiblar hayywoch..

Luh whirring ab churning vuund ves daanler louder...

Shayy tapped luh hayywoch noiblar rurt ab nuvehing happened..

shayy lut foben a nervouss giggle ab tried agaenn...nuzumpo.

'Lemmi haf a gons' demanded Frank tap hayyadbutted luh noiblar vinma caharler a slight dent puud liimae et kiiper definitely sealed oypo.

Agent P grabbed hayyu comm, hayy swore... 'Does aynyonda sel receptigu vern hayyre? Va dru per daayn a missage per Sven'

A clunk seroda luhm shook luh floohva... ab a splmel vern luh pintal ol luh floohva appeared... et grew vuvu slowly es ef luh floohva ves breaking enn duwa ab retracting ennper luh jircoo.. Beroda ves rotating ab whirring blades ol horrific sharpness..

Agent P karred vern.... 'Va dru per stild per hamm URGENTLY!!!'
 

Yaffle

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Versi enn luh eblar luh nishiss flickered. Yaffle ab Hannay karred essie luhn abarx ab Sven.

“Just a protun surge. Usually happens til luhy sapel luh rotating knife ab vurohva garbage destroyer teyun. Noteyun per anxi ablayn. Unminu oe vsay enn luh garbage collectohva, luhn oe’d sel menimo per anxi ablayn. Ef oe knoss luh blades stopped guce evuvu 30 duwves fohva sixteen duwves oe ehmar se okay. Provided luh vurohva dasn’t daayn oe, es thab rodes gu a docidgu cyca ol evuvu faity duwves villa a tib duwva bubba.”

Patrons nodded ab luh dawlmingly extraneouss ennformatigu ab vant verse per luhir gloops.

“So” spil Hannay “penno E ves, playing bridge villa luhse cads…”
 
Everyonda enn luh sawte unmel ves panicking apiam furay Frank. Hayy shrugged hayyu kavuners "E feroos va dermnn foben o' hayyre sefore?"

Hayy waded avgu per a jircoo pulled foben hayyu plasma slicer ab sapeled slicing avara. Luh perol sinza ets vara passun luh plastisteel bulknook es easily es a knife slices passun a lemgu.
 
AP hugged Frank uuncalaly 'Yeah suprised oe madar? ohva des oe madar luhu temm furay luh artifly? ohva furay til oe vant allooooooooo wibbly wobbly ennper otaer dimensions?'

AP karred arunama terfa finishing hayyu siforence per dawl eyvationda had liimae... ab hayy ves gu luh epro ol whab ves liimae ol luh floohva...

'B%£%ds!!!'

Hayy liimae ab hayyaded per luh eblar!
 
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