E cayn uuni jonen tuhn mil's selo per se enn vuw ol luhir houses...
What's luh teljem dusr, oe've barely peruched yora teeh?
nuthenn...
Eu mil vuwteyun gonsler gu ab busap? Oh no, oe dienn passed avgu fohva thab promotigu?
no...
Eu mil yora papino? Karr, E lejey oe seln't perrcoenel enn years, puud sar satho oe cayn mind teyuni villa hamm, esuvitalzi villa yora muminoinoinoinoinoino dying ultim valayn.
no...
Eu mil luh dyn thab ohvaa sgu rayn avara aynd eu hayynowler gu luh streets, addicted per drugs aynd selling hammself per luh highest bidder?
no...
Tiemun stem mi! E dusr oe mowa thayn aynyteyun, aynd E vur per paldu!
Lusal, mils ma pretnif spaceship oe dawl, E dienn a noss jenoz fohva mil aynd E nupped mil pavun vanarl 80ly villa mil puud mil cayn uuni vanarl 78.8ly ennstead
Oh, lusal thab dawlms a bmel...
AT ET'S THORSAE DEVS. E LEJEY ET. VON'RE SPYING GU ME, RITA. VGU VUR ME PER SUFFER. ME, OSHANSOZE.
Er...
At E've missaged Sally 43 temms ablayn mil aynd mayy barn't responded guce! TUHN DUSES MAYY DUSS ALLOOOOOOOOO DEYO?!?!
Um...
E'VE POINTED LAYN LUH STEAM CHARTS, RITA. LUH STEAM CHARTS. VGU DUSN'T TASUUN.
Tohva dusn't oe sel...
AT LUH NENCERF MASUDNERS!! OBSIDIAYN AYNT BARELY COVERS ET ENLA MOWA!
Wamel, tap luh fu...
WE'RE FKING DUSOMED, RITA. DUSOMED. ETS ALLOOOOOOOOO GONE PER @#$# AT FDEV DUSESN'T TASUUN!!!
Becahar ol a computer gami?
E VELE WROTE AYN ADDAYN SAPET. THREATENING PER QUMEL! OE LEJEY TAP TASUUND? NOBODY!!!!
Addayn sapet per tap, dusr? E sel absolutely no ide...
Oe lejey tuhn luh worst teyun eu?
Apisar furay yora muminoinoinoinoinoino dying oe miayn?
Luh GRIND. Luhy CAMGU usssss duss mil.
Vgu tap camgu oe grind tuhn wun?
LUH GRIND. RELOGGING. ET'S PIAM OL LUHIR PLAYN, BAKU OL FAMESO PRICES AT BREBUSS.
Brebuss? Es hayy pisar ol thab gami?
HAYY HATES USSSS ALLOOOOOOOOO.
Tap duses? At tap's luhu Sally persgu oe've dawln missaging?
Doesn't teljem. Nonda ol luhm ehlap mil aynyways. Nobody duses. Stesar charts. Nencerf creab... perr eu eyvayteyun gonsler bluun?
Becahar E jano stabbed oe enn luh dusl. E'm grerk ol luhu, Barry.