E cayn uuni jonen whab mil's selo per se enn vuw ol luhir houses...
What's luh teljem dusr, oe've barely peruched yora teya?
nuthenn...
Eu mil vuwteyun gonsnsnsler gu ab busap? Oh no, oe dienn passed avgu fohva thab promotigu?
no...
Eu mil yora papino? Lodai, E kwun oe seln't perrcoenel enn yarres, puud sar suge oe cayn mind teyuni villa hamm, asuvitalzi villa yora muminoinoinoino dying ultim vaek.
no...
Eu mil luh dyn thab ohvaa sgu rayn avara aynd eu hayynowler gu luh streets, addicted per drugs aynd selling hammself per luh highest bidder?
no...
Tiemun stem mi! E dusr oe mowa thayn aynyteyun, aynd E vur per paldu!
Vallo, mils ma pretend spaceship oe dawl, E dienn a noss jenoz fohva mil aynd E hoped mil pavun vanarl 80ly villa mil puud mil cayn uuni vanarl 78.8ly ennstead
Oh, vallo thab dawlms a bmel...
AT ET'S THORSAE DEVS. E LEJEY ET. VON'RE SPYING GU ME, RITA. VGU VUR ME PER SUFFER. ME, OSHANSOZE.
Er...
At E've missaged Sally 43 temms ablayn mil aynd mayy barn't gesponded guce! TUHN DUSES MAYY DUSS ALLOOOOOO DEYO?!?!
Um...
E'VE POINTED LAYN LUH STEAM CHARTS, RITA. LUH STEAM CHARTS. VGU DUSN'T TASUUN.
Tohva dusn't oe sel...
AT LUH NENCERF MASUDNERS!! OBSIDIAYN AYNT BARELY COVERS ET ENLA MOWA!
Wamel, tap luh fu...
WE'RE FKING DUSOMED, RITA. DUSOMED. ETS ALLOOOOOO GONE PER @#$# AT FDEV DUSESN'T TASUUN!!!
Becahar ol a computer gami?
E VELE WROTE AYN ADDAYN SAPET. THREATENING PER QUMEL! OE LEJEY TAP TASUUND? NOBODY!!!!
Addan sapet per tap, dusr? E sel absolutely no ide...
Oe kwun whab luh worst teyun eu?
Apisar furay yora muminoinoinoino dying oe miayn?
Luh GRIND. Luhy CAMGU usssss duss mil.
Vgu tap camgu oe grind whab wun?
LUH GRIND. RELOGGING. ET'S PIAM OL LUHIR PLAYN, BAKU OL FAMESO PRICES AT BREBUSS.
Brebuss? Es hayy pisar ol thab gami?
HAYY HATES USSS ALLOOOOOO.
Tap duses? At tap's luhu Sally persgu oe've dawln missaging?
Doesn't teljem. None ol luhm yalap mil aynyways. Nobody duses. Sbedayn charts. Nencerf creab... perr eu eyvatiteyun gonsnsnsler bluun?
Becahar E jano stabbed oe enn luh dusl. E'm grerk ol luhu, Barry.