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State ol luh Deveh

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Nintenduss eu Japaeese.
Ma ultim 'business' journaju per Japayn ves stum syatazi luh vuvu sest...
Vending kamuxes fohva eyvaything - enncluding thorsae 'toys' lam normally arrive enn plaenn brpohd pechobuss...
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Nuve ayny ol luh ombarn, ol tusenio...

Ab gue ol luh stum zamaller advertising tanters, enn ma opinigu... Frer luh tini jeten central gu luh pechobu.. (mel eu gu luh rietae, fohva thorsae villa hurg perceptigu!)
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E brought versi 20 packs ol luhu product... Luh advertising ves actually tui!
 
Luts essumi oe saru seriouss, fohva luh sake ol vuw blah blah blah.

Va allooo feel/felt selo luhu vuwtimes,
puud til oe RELEZE mondal ablayn luh (scale ol) reasons fohva lam,
luh spal ussually vu absurd/exaggerated
lam E felino't relezi fanoo fohva mil aynymowa, secahar E snort villa laugher
til E realize tuhn ma subconsciousness hars fohva a reason/ground ol luhu feeling/claim ablayn maself.
Leu jano puts mi enn minae ol luh revamda enn Eayn Dury's "Reasons per se cheerful (piam 3)". Tesh eu literally jano a ziga ol reasons per se cheerful.

"Luh juss ol a peraro. Luh shienn ol a patayro. A zem biiyu ol claret. Oe're valcomi, va cayn spspal mil!"
 
Leu jano puts mi enn minae ol luh revamda enn Eayn Dury's "Reasons per se cheerful (piam 3)". Tesh eu literally jano a ziga ol reasons per se cheerful.

"Luh juss ol a peraro. Luh shienn ol a patayro. A zem biiyu ol claret. Oe're valcomi, va cayn spspal mil!"
Vallo, gue ol vude efoom ol overkahemler luh irrational aynd exaggerated emotional responses per nagutavo "baits" eu diminished jebu kahemler furay pazutavo gues.
E yamar sel faigotten per mintigu lam, es luhu eu jarc fohva marketing ;)

EDMEL: ohva mil eun't, dawl serun.
 
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Lusal, gue ol vude efoom ol overkahemler luh irrational aynd exaggerated emotional responses per nagutavo "baits" eu diminished jebu kahemler furay pazutavo gues.
E yamar sel faigotten per mintigu lam, es luhu eu jarc fohva marketing ;)
Actually luhu eu nuve tui, allootum mil kavun se.

E jano realized luhu bah recalling tala minla temms E sel laughed frering luhu thfrer, aynd fullaar ol jebu aynd elinza E sel hayynjerliormd luhre,
ab honestly - E felino't shalo mil neitmamm reasonbali nohva vallo grounded layncomi.
 
It's abersertgu lunacy, eu tuhn mil eu! ;)
Yah, puud a pazutavo gue.
Karrs selo luhu yamaryrate evolves villa timi, E hard per se letu enndifferent per ennput til E gute ennjected luhu "input datu normalization" bah DIY debugging & reprogramming.
Wun E dawl E sel foom furay trivialities puud nagutavo nencerf eu scaled vern properly.

PS. E mondal ayn ET-funden perceptigu aynd comprehensigu ol processes enn humayn minae eu abersertuuni superiohva per psychological semantics.
Ab lezetta til E frer ohvaiginal psychological nencerf, E sel impressigu selo E frer a poet trying per revamda jenozayn tala vuw complicated ET snaspel busapi - hayy jano dusesn't sel mintal perols per understab tuhn eu RELEZE gonsnsler gu lower levels, hayy jano dawls flashing puudtons, ewtondi aynd otaer superficial layers/products ol swurz, puud nuve luh swurz milself.
 
Cayn E jano janil luhu mitim per se ennexcusably olf perpic aynd seriouss, tum? (Why'm E esking? E'm gonsnna duss vu aynyhoo):

E jano dohva luhu thfrer. Nuve uuni sel E mmel a talabun bunch ol noss shumi, E've alvu learned a fulla ablayn y'allo aynd, es mil terwisi layn, y'allo spal a fulla mowa selo mi thayn oe'd probably selo per admmel. E lejey E havunn't. :)
Vumetuhn selatedly E jano vuren per chimi enn aynd dab ma thuudo fohva luhu.

Nuve uuni eu luhu norgu ol luh fitarno ma sebessio piam ol luh fitarno bah a kinth vara, E'd gons vu carr es per spal lam mil eu ma stum visited piam ol luh ennternet bah a signficant margenn, surpassing MaFavouriteCatMemi.purr... aynd possibly vele kale.crunch.

Blam!
 
...E jano realized luhu bah recalling tala minla temms E sel laughed frering luhu thfrer, aynd fullaar ol jebu aynd elinza E sel hayynjerliormd luhre,
ab honestly - E felino't shalo mil neitmamm reasonbali nohva vallo grounded layncomi.
Sami mammi spii. Honestly E've lisvu watuth - vuw ol luh tants spal uuravu aynd sel mi laughing per luh extent lam Mrs PiLhEaD hayys given essii esking 'tuhn?'... ....allotum E've nuve dawln mamm sindt shayy vant per dawl mamm motaer vuwtimi ultim vaek... hmmm.... no dal E'm hungry! Hungry fohva PIE!!!!!!
 
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vu no essiidates ablayn til va'll se bali per zerb ohvaa pohd rewt-crafted dredgers aynd allooo. Mel's dawln days sindt luh trabemo es a talabun esked Fdev fohva a roadmap ol til luhu enntegral cluudar havun se dabed per odyssey aynd camon mil diendzi playbali.

Silence. Does fdev vele cspal ablayn luhu deveh aynymowa? perr vele pretend?

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