Luh biggest irony eu lsar es a vurza yamarn E ves a gadget king, collected watches aynd ves kiiper dapper. Wun ma wife aynd dees chey gadgets aynd E dusn't luhyu phones ohva otaer teyuni selo lsar.
Allotum E sel morphed ennper a DIY layngoing fixmel papino, pisar ol mi aynvitem yearns fohva luh senper enndulgent simplicity ol vurza laenn tum.
Ef va say vu ennper famesoler...
E dasn't sel nary "life-changing" mitims enn ma laenn.
Usually til E vur/dru per jyde vuwthing (enn maself), E duss mil bah stubbornness aynd persistence - E josu whewo ideas/impulses/urges enn ma ennner wuntow per miiyer aynd tesh per ulkur, unatiq luh chosen osatipi secomi mowa "pisar ol mi" aynd ulkurd abru per "spawn".
Puud luh mitim E sel realized ma noss "main" luhyuigu ser se raising a dee...
Phew, mil ves selo a ennstant purgatory.
E jano abruped having ayny dilemmes aynymowa (remember lsar ma pelhepgu ziist ves ma bad/evil sode E ves daanler per lejey),
furay luhu deyo avgu several neketa years E ves pertally ziisted gu seing a "provider" aynd per se fohva ma famur tilever luhy dru mi,
per explaenn luh wuntow per ma dee es gelle es E cayn aynd prepsay hamm fohva luh RELE LAIN (allo luh teyuni hayy won' nurlae ab school)
withlayn cemonler hamm pero scared ol vuw ol dangers lsar awamel hamm, accidentally.
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