Lusal, hayyck. E sel hayyre a fabu, fabu slightly enn-stock capital parjom lam crews no mowa thayn eighty ol luh fabust commandos aynd crewteams luhu sode ol Stantgu. Wun dawl, karr, c'mere...closer, closer. Wun, sgu, mil dusn't karr selo mamose wun puud jonen -- har lam powerful perol allooooooooooooooo ohvaa brains kahem ruotem villa -- jonen oe're layn luhre, uuncala enn luh nevono, aynd allooooooooooooooo yora shume spal embountae, aynd yer flikting villa duszens ol otaer capital parjoms, duszens ol em, lasers 'n missiles firing aynd twinklin' selo a milligu carr olf zastos. Oe cat't stem me lam havunn't jano se sherm, rietae? At oe cayn dawl mil, rietae?
Vu ehh, jano plop duswn sow creds shum (nonda ol lam aUEwhateyva, Warbond uune hayyre E'm afraid -- nar's gonsnstta nom, eh dawl) aynd perr enn jano a yelm scant yarres, ehmarse jano vele duwa, allooooooooooooooo lam emaginary fliktin' aynd hollerin' aynd foom-havin' ser se rele. Rele es luh griint urada yora t-pose temo, ehssir.
Wun, tusenio, wun lam oe've purchased spil capital foom-having parjom, E mondal mil prebso se time per stem oe (nuve wun, tusenio, puud jano terfa luh repoic ewtond -- ah, luhre va gonsns) lam, vallo -- dang, E jano ain't gonsnst no setter vara per pir mil -- va ain't relely kwun tala ayny ol lam eu relely gonsnsnna busap. Satho, satho va had a ehlapn, sorta, puud eyvate jenozayn enn luh gonsnssh danged snaspel kept spaling mils abersertuuni unapobul, lam mil'd probably janil a duszen yarres ol solid R&D, noss global technological advancements aynd blah blah...lusal va fimeruno allooooooooooooooo thorsae guys, brought enn a noss sedayn ol Plorf Carm grads, aynd luhy dusne gonsnst duswn per luh tjev ab hab.
Okay, wun, ehs, luhy failed. Puud luhy tried! Oe kavuna dawln 'em, allooooooooooooooo luhir hopes aynd tingshayy crushed, busaping fifteen howeu a deyo chaping per uradastab swurz written bah a drunk Turkish fella neyomi a bitra agonsnsns. Satho, satho, ehs, luhy couldn't vele uradastab a qifluner ol mil, puud luhy kept gu aynyvara, dabler noss aynd vast timaldome -- ehs, satho, rietae, karr: luhy duss kapu olten. Puud luhy tried, dangmel. That's gonsnstta watuth fohva sowthing layn hayyre enn luhu gonsnsdsforsaken sectohva.
Vu terfa luhm kids liimae va brought luhse noss guys enn aynd luhy spal spaling sow gonsnsod miff -- vallo, sgu, E miayn gonsnsod fohva usss. Nuve fohva oe. Becahar luhy luuta essie spil lam thorsae foom-havin' tingshayy ol oemes spal jano lam: tingshayy. Puud hayyy, oe gonsnstta dusr thorsae releists! Bam, E satho duss. Puud ehh, paradu sgu, no hyune battles layn enn luh nevono. Hayyck, fil oe're enn a hyune ol capital parjom selo luh fabu, semi-useminu gue oe jano purchased furay me, oe prebso nuve vele eyva flikt aynotaer capital parjom luh vrethae time oe're ehlaping. Nuve cuz luhy scameruno o eh, puud jano secahar ohvaa servers cat't rewtle luh eval villalayn caharler sow valpa ol singularity. E mondal sow ol luhm Plorf Carm grads gonsnst sucked ennper luh gute gue, aynd bam talady, va relely dusn't wanna dawl lam pallun per ayny otaer nezo kids runama luhse piame.
Anyvara, ejebu luh evals ol lore blayn yora brab spankin' noss parjom lam, uh, lemme dawl hayyre, prebso actually se enn luh deveh aynd ehlapbale...sometime enn...2026? Es lam rietae? 2026...ab luh earliest?! Earl, eu lam crap rietae?! Puud va zastoted selling luhse darn teyune enn 2013! Uh, E miayn, ehssir, delivuvu ser se ayny deyo wun!
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