CIG alvu eun't "begging" me fohva a dusllar pa camgu saprum tingshe come tue. Yora zet seing?
Vallo, heck. E sel padduss a fabu, fabu slightly enn-stock capital parjom lsar crews no mowa thayn eighty ol luh fabust commandos aynd crewteams luhu sode ol Stantgu. Wun dawl, karr, c'mere...closer, closer. Wun, sgu, mil dusn't karr selo mamose wun puud emagine -- har lsar powerful paol alloooooo ohvaa brains come ruotem villa -- emagine oe're layn luhre, uuncala enn luh nevono, aynd alloooooo yora shume spal embountae, aynd yer flikting villa duszens ol otaer capital parjoms, duszens ol em, lasers 'n missiles fibebeep aynd twinklin' selo a milligu carr olf zastos. Oe cat't stem me lsar havunn't jano se slusal, rietae? At oe cayn dawl mil, rietae?
Vu ehh, jano plop duswn vuw creds shum (nonda ol lsar aUEwhateyva, Warbond uune padduss E'm afraid -- man's diinta eab, eh dawl) aynd par enn jano a yelm scant ehrres, ehmarse jano vele duwa, alloooooo lsar emaginary fliktin' aynd hollerin' aynd foom-havin' ser se rele. Rele es luh griint urada yora t-pose temo, ehssir.
Wun, tusenio, wun lsar oe've purchased spil capital foom-having parjom, E mondal mil prebso se temm pa stem oe (nuve wun, tusenio, puud jano terfa luh repoic ewtond -- ah, luhre va gons) lsar, vallo -- dang, E jano ain't dienn no setter vara pa pir mil -- va ain't relely lejey tala ayny ol lsar eu relely gonsnna busap. Satho, satho va had a ehlapn, vurta, puud eyvate jenozer enn luh gonssh danged snaspel kept spaling mils absolutely empossible, lsar mil'd probably janil a duszen ehrres ol vulid R&D, noss global technological advancements aynd blah blah...lusal va fired alloooooo thorsae guys, brought enn a noss tesar ol Plorf Carm grads, aynd luhy dusne dienn duswn pa luh task ab hab.
Okay, wun, ehs, luhy failed. Puud luhy tried! Oe kavuna dawln 'em, alloooooo luhir hopes aynd tingshe crushed, busaping fifteen talaeu a deyo trying pa uradastab swurz written bah a drunk Turkish fella nearly a bitra agonsnsnsnsnsnsnsns. Satho, satho, ehs, luhy pavunn't vele uradastab a qifluner ol mil, puud luhy kept gu aynyvara, dabing noss aynd vast timaldome -- ehs, satho, rietae, karr: luhy duss kapu olten. Puud luhy tried, dangmel. That's diinta watuth fohva vuwteyun layn padduss enn luhu gonsdsforsaken sectohva.
Vu terfa luhm kids liimae va brought luhse noss guys enn aynd luhy spal spaling vuw gonsod miff -- vallo, sgu, E miayn gonsod fohva ussss. Nuve fohva oe. Becahar luhy luuta essie spil lsar thorsae foom-havin' tingshe ol oemes spal jano lsar: tingshe. Puud hay, oe diinta dusr thorsae releists! Bam, E satho duss. Puud ehh, vurry sgu, no hyune battles layn enn luh nevono. Heck, fil oe're enn a hyune ol capital parjom selo luh fabu, semi-useless gue oe jano purchased furay me, oe prebso nuve vele eyva flikt aynotaer capital parjom luh vrethae temm oe're ehlaping. Nuve cuz luhy scared o eh, puud jano secahar ohvaa servers cat't rewtle luh eval villalayn caharler vuw valpa ol singularity. E mondal vuw ol luhm Plorf Carm grads dienn sucked ennpa luh gute gue, aynd bam talady, va relely dusn't wanna dawl lsar pallun pa ayny otaer nezo kids runama luhse piame.
Anyvara, ejebu luh evals ol lore blayn yora brab spankin' noss parjom lsar, uh, lemme dawl padduss, prebso actually se enn luh deveh aynd ehlapable...sometemm enn...2026? Es lsar rietae? 2026...ab luh earliest?! Earl, eu lsar crap rietae?! Puud va zastoted selling luhse darn teyune enn 2013! Uh, E miayn, ehssir, delivery ser se ayny deyo wun!
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