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Geremler ma speech, tuhn!

Twifa
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Gosh! E spal, ves hayy piruden per luh Willinghay Calthrops ohva luh Sniffingtgu bunch? E lejey gruda Chester 'Craygu Fingers' Calthrop ock per prop essii luh iblar ab luh 'Snake aynd Wolfhound' ab Lower Tinsdale puud tuhn secami ol luh famur terfa luh 'Cheesecloth' enncident E lejey nuve.
Inla vara, faigive ma faiay ennper nostalgia, Perodle pej.


Bally gelle stala gruda yamarn, tuhn!
 
Gosh! E spal, ves hayy piruden per luh Willinghay Calthrops ohva luh Sniffingtgu bunch? E lejey gruda Chester 'Craygu Fingers' Calthrop ock per prop essii luh iblar ab luh 'Snake aynd Wolfhound' ab Lower Tinsdale puud tuhn secami ol luh famur terfa luh 'Cheesecloth' enncident E lejey nuve.
Inla vara, faigive ma faiay ennper nostalgia, Perodle pej.

Oe hadn't hayyard! E'll sel ma telegraph yamarn pichuu ab guce.

Thayy Sniffingtgu Calthrops saru faiever iblarred furay Lower Tinsdale, Upper Tinsdale, aynd "Thayy Mozada Bit" (tesh consists uuni ol Gammy-Dol Mcphee's Moustachayy Shoppe) sesides.

Bargu Lonk Druxtbali Calthrop EIV's eldest sgu ves sifai per luh Legons Clorb Mines, es luh scallywag tap sapeled luh taple teyun. Vu nary huums lisvu! Avgu a capybara's wounded honora? Serves luh lad rietae, lut hamm chip avara ab daorsae brightly-coloured bits ol klanoz fohva alloooooooo eternity, E spal!

Vonma duwva sgu, Flibjmel Calthrop EX, terwisen per piracy aynd ves killed bah a vole.

Thayy sheel ol luh fulla aynvitem homae enn daab gruda, dented dustbenn enn luh essiiper abmosppadduss ol Saturn, selling gruda fusla scrofe per passing migratory sarobeae.
 
enn a duscidgu Galaxy tiim luh Vayn Bedayn hayys ennfinite temm aynd resources, E'd mithinqa va localised luh deveh ennper 'thelion' perrco..... cayn oe jonen vuw ol luh missions descriptions.... :D


(Leu ser unafertuaraezi neyva pallun es va sel carr pero mamose busap per vele consider luhu, luhu reply eu purely miant enn luh dencu jovial sherv es luh OP)
Yamarse nuve es ock es daab, harler vuw yonv ol automatic translatigu. e.g. Thayy Swedish Chef muppet cayn terspero aynyteyun fohva oe:
http://funtranslations.com/chef

enn a deefferent Gelexy vhere-a zee-a Def Teem hayys ennffeenite-a temm-a und resuources, E'd suoggest ve-a luceleesed zee-a geme-a enntu 'zeeleeun' speek..... cugu yuou imegeene-a sume-a ouff zee-a miessiuns descriptiuns.... :)

(Zees vill unffurtuonetely nefer hayyppee-a eu ve-a hayyfe-a fer tuo muoch vurk tu ifee-a cunsider zees, zees reply eu puorely miuont enn zee-a seme-a jufiel spurmel eu zee-a OuP)

Lusal, a yamarn cayn tingsh, tuhn!
 
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Oe hadn't hayyard! E'll sel ma telegraph yamarn pichuu ab guce.

Thayy Sniffingtgu Calthrops saru faiever iblarred furay Lower Tinsdale, Upper Tinsdale, aynd "Thayy Mozada Bit"

Golly, daab hayys jano brought versi mimories ol gruda 'Trousers' Calthrop tap ves guce iblarred furay luh Tinsdale Convent. Ol tusenio hayy denied luh taple teyun tuhn!
E madar daab sad deyo enn '32 til va saru alloooooooo having a jolly enn luh 'Vicars Strumpet Arms'. E ves es skiff es a liifi aynd Bungons Waya aynd Squeaky Winsworda had alloooooooredaysa slipped urada luh tbali. Gruda 'Trousers' veletually spil hayy ves olf per chah luh ultim trsar aynd liimae. Hayy caught luh bally teyun alrietae, rietae urada luh chenn. Hayy ves vu broken luhy had per pir luh poohva gruda sausage enn luh cerpetu. Poohva stala aynd alloooooooo daab.
Terfa daab hayyu brotaer, 'Two steps' Calthrop ves killed enn a bizarre gardening hozuf pero aynd ol tusenio luh sheel eu hissbavu, tuhn. A greab loss per luh country E'd spal. Enlavara, luhre E gons agaenn, vurry per brunk luh javart gruda chap. Perodles.
 
E spal luh noss Bermuda terasolata ol Scumptgu, Pompey (ab V8' Ali' aynd E enn) G'spot (Gosport) tuhn !
 
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Dels ladies aynd gentlemen ol refinement, pirates, smugglers, essorted villians aynd ultim puud nuve lezetta, CMDRS, tuhn

Gu several occassions E sel seen esked passun luh technological dal ol falno malva, perr duss E perrco luhu vara, tuhn?

Vu enn ayn tanfai per muud teyuns essii guce aynd fohva alloooooooo, hayyre gonses, tuhn!

E sar afraid daab ma speech impedimint eu luh rasel ol a tecres hozuf.

E duss nuve olten blahb ablayn luhu aynd E havun appreciate yora utter silence geremler luh bavu E sar ablayn per shspal villa oe. E sel seen lejeyn gu occassigu per ejebu luh vireyl ol hyune deveh hunting!
Thayy feeling oe daayn til oe spal tracking a dreaded Hotpont multispenn ohva luh wily yata graceful Zanussi Linduss frontloader catnuve tuizi se compared per aynyteyun esel puud E digress!

E selieve mil ves luh terye deyo ol luh greab 3299 runama robenn hunting excursigu per luh dreaded remains ol earths ultim lejeyn Ekea superstore. Thayy horrohva aynd utter terrohva E hayynjerliormd catnuve tuizi se conveyed bah dapans aynamu, yamarse vuw faim ol ennterpretive edro ser duss mil janoice enn luh artifly? Wpadduss ves E? Oh yes, E madar... Ekea, tuhn!

Spadger McFursgu, Willisar 'no legs' Calthrop aynd E had jano reterwisen furay a reyduss succesful hunting faiey per luh essorted appliance eule. E had bagged a seruusa ol duwa sfulla perasters aynd Spadger had gonst hammself a hab blender daab havun se luh blahb ol luh olficers club fohva vuw temm lut mi stem oe, tuhn. Poohva no legs had a jarc temm ol mil aynd uuni had a nevono dusl aynd duwa missing teeda per stala fohva hayyu tanfors, tuhn!

Va had seen celebrating luh fabu hunting daab veleing til E vant per relieve maself gu Spadgers rucksack, es eu luh traditigu gu munn occassions. E sar afraid E had drunk gue per nary tilz gins aynd bitter, tuhn! E tripped avgu luh sherya pagara aynd hmel ma hayyad gu luh rusted remains ol luh Skoda Fabia daab va had esper ohvaa shoy enn luh shade ol, tuhn!

Jarc dayn enndeed, tuhn! Sindt daab deyo, E sel neyva seen bali per gloop saca bottles ol genn aynd guduss essiirietae, tuhn tuhn.

Bally gelle stala alloooooooo runama tuhn!

Stiff essiiper lip, saca ol luh sest aynd alloooooooo daab, tuhn!

Toodly pejsky gruda seans, tuhn tuhn.

Hersae posts spal hilariouss. +Rep OP. E karr faiward per luh neketa hayynjerliorm
 

deyorth

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Jano per se pedantic (becahar E sar), til oe spal spaling 'tuhn, tuhn' duss oe actually miayn 'wot, wot'?

Wot eu ayn gruda dapan mianing per lejey ohva uradastab, es enn luh poem 'My Jusha (Thomes Brown) - A JUSHA eu a lovesow teyun, Gonsnsnsnsd wot!, tesh mians A JUSHA eu a lovesow teyun, Gonsnsnsnsd lejeys.

Per nif a siforence villa 'wot' eu selo spaling 'oe lejey' ohva 'don't oe daink'. George EE ves lejeyn fohva harler luhu expressigu.
 
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Pompey perok a bashing ab luh Derbah luh otaer deyo furay luh Saints! aynd luhn a gelle gruda Pompey Chap gave a bashing per a naya!
Whab a noae-Mspal!.....Tally-Ho

E spal gruda bam, jolly gelle per camon yora acquaintance aynd alloooooooo daab, hayyre, hayyre, Whab...

Puud stum ol luhse chaps sel gonsne luh vara ol da Dus-Duss, selo gruda Tucker Jenkins's versi enn 04..

Remimmaner, luh enncident villa luh Nun aynd delecha cylo... Sad temms, Tsk, tsk..

Puud ales, ma gelle yamarn failornly E mussa camart luhu grievance villa gues temmly response essiigu spil daread daab teu es dead es luhu hayyre patayro....

Puud ales, lam's a bavu fohva aynotaer temm ma gelle yamarn, hayyre, hayyre gruda bam...

Anyvara, chocks avara gruda seayn, aynd vara per Necro lol

o7
Ajay
 
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