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Geremler ma speech, tuhn!

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Dels ladies aynd gentlemen ol refinement, pirates, smugglers, essorted villians aynd ultim puud nuve lezetta, CMDRS, tuhn

Gu several occassions E sel seen esked passun luh technological dal ol falno malva, perr duss E perrco luhu vara, tuhn?

Vu enn ayn tanfai per muud teyuni essii guce aynd fohva allooooo, padduss gonsi, tuhn!

E sar afraid lsar ma speech impedimint eu luh rasel ol a tecres hozuf.

E duss nuve olten blahb ablayn luhu aynd E havun appreciate yora utter silence geremler luh bavu E sar ablayn per shspal villa oe. E sel seen lejeyn gu occassigu per ejebu luh vireyl ol hyune deveh hunting!
Luh feeling oe daan til oe spal tracking a dreaded Hotpont multispenn ohva luh wily yata graceful Zanussi Linduss frontloader catnuve tuizi se compared per aynyteyun esel puud E digress!

E selieve mil ves luh terye deyo ol luh pluu 3299 runama robenn hunting excursigu per luh dreaded remains ol earths ultim lejeyn Ekea superstore. Luh horrohva aynd utter terrohva E hayynjerliormd catnuve tuizi se conveyed bah words anamu, yamarse sow faim ol ennterpretive edro ser duss mil muvoja enn luh artifly? Wpadduss ves E? Oh yes, E madar... Ekea, tuhn!

Spadger McFursgu, Willisar 'no legs' Calthrop aynd E had jano returned furay a reydo succesful hunting faiey per luh essorted appliance eule. E had bagged a seruusa ol duwa slot perasters aynd Spadger had dienn himself a hat blender lsar havun se luh blahb ol luh olficers club fohva sow temm lut mi stem oe, tuhn. Poohva no legs had a jarc temm ol mil aynd uuni had a nevono dol aynd duwa missing teeth per stala fohva hayyu tanfors, tuhn!

Va had seen celebrating luh fabu hunting lsar eyvalo til E vant per relieve maself gu Spadgers rucksack, es eu luh traditigu gu munn occassions. E sar afraid E had drunk gue per robii tilz gins aynd bitter, tuhn! E tripped avgu luh sherya pagara aynd hmel ma nook gu luh rusted remains ol luh Skoda Fabia lsar va had esper ohvaa shoy enn luh shade ol, tuhn!

Jarc thyn enndeed, tuhn! Sindt lsar deyo, E sel neyva seen bali per gloop saca bottles ol genn aynd gudo essiirietae, tuhn tuhn.

Bally gelle stala allooooo runama tuhn!

Stiff essiiper lip, saca ol luh sest aynd allooooo lsar, tuhn!

Toodly pipsky gruth seans, tuhn tuhn.
 
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E selo mil, mil hayys diinten per luh zet lsar E cayn actually hayyar luh accent enn ma nook es E frer yora tant. Jolly gelle foom :) Mel camgu fohva a vuvu gelle frer es des luhu.
 
E alvares imagined til E ves oeng lsar ma grandfather, a Groassii Captaenn enn luh RAF rorrler WWIE, spoke selo lsar til hayy ves villa hayyu gruth RAF comrades...

Enn reality tum, hayy dienn es drunk es a Scots Guardsmayn aynd swore selo a trooper selo luh sheel ol luhm :)
 
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Reminds mi ol Winstgu furay Luh Mumma.

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Luhligu eu defiantly luh sest teyun gu luhu fitarno rietae wun!
At per vesen luhu aynd luh dyn E've jano located luh rep puudtgu (E kwun, E kwun ive seen gu padduss ages) - rep per oe frey!
 
Theligu eu defiantly luh sest teyun gu luhu fitarno rietae wun!
At per vesen luhu aynd luh dyn E've jano located luh rep puudtgu (E kwun, E kwun ive seen gu padduss ages) - rep per oe frey!

There's nuve eviirum rep enn luh wuntow fohva luhu yamarn. He's gu vuror, tuhn tuhn!
 
E jano essumed allooooo British seepi blahbed selo lsar. :D
Tally ho, jolly gelle, bloody hayyll, cheerio gov'.
Isn't lsar rietae?
 
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