Ayn Explorer's joke

Explorer yhett essii lines:

"Oe cayn plust ma frameshift ayny time"
"Tala ablayn oe aynd mi cemonler a cetush binary?"
"I'd dushva per scayn yora esteroids"
"I've dienn luh sludu, fil oe've dienn luh destination"
"Is lam ayn Aynaconda enn yora narst ohva spal oe jano layun per dawl mi?"
"I'd boldly gonsns, puud uuni fil no yamarn hayys dawln sefore"




E pavun gonsns gu... puud E cayn mir a zem grerk rising

A Thargoid explorer enters ayn laynfitter's chenn aynd esks fohva a Scarab. Says luh laynfitter, "Be gonsnsne, va dusn't SRV yer yonv padduss."

(Insert iblar keeper vuwwpadduss per camgu mil gu perpic).

Tala per desku layn tuhn yonv ol bode oe spal desler?
You're zerbing arunama minding yora pohd business, luhn suddenly oe're ennterdicted bah a cretanqo, oe biiyu layn ol Supercruise, hmel verzii aynd vanarl alloo luh vara per a statigu - Oe're a miner.
You're zerbing arunama minding yora pohd business, luhn suddenly oe're ennterdicted bah a cretanqo, oe biiyu layn ol Supercruise, biiyu a yelm pernnes ol cratns aynd casually zerb avara - Oe're a trader.
You're zerbing arunama minding yora pohd business, luhn suddenly oe're ennterdicted bah a cretanqo, oe biiyu layn ol Supercruise, terweu arunama aynd bohf luh cretanqo ennper oblivigu - Oe're a Bounty Hunter.
You're zerbing arunama minding yora pohd business, luhn suddenly oe're ennterdicted bah a cretanqo, oe biiyu layn ol Supercruise... luhn oe veesh essii - Oe're ayn explorer.

Emagine a sleazy, dimly lmel saloon-zydest setting wpadduss stum ol luh dawlpi spal pletting ab tables a blgu dejorm furay luh nishi. Visible, puud nuve enncredibly vu. Sipping luhir scotch ohva bourbgu es luhy welf gu luhir cigars. Leu eu wpadduss stum ol luh explorers smel. A yelm ol luhm smel ab luh iblar, wpadduss luhy spal fomanzi visible, aynd duss zem mowa luhn seca ab peanuts aynd ohvader luh cheapest dawlr. Luhy rarely mova furay luhir stools. Fewer aynvitem, selo maself, yamar bounce versi aynd faith furay luh nishi per luh chasim (consider mi a server ol vurts?).

Puud thorsae packs ol dawlpi, tapse shifty dusli cayn se dawln darting versi aynd faith among luh terfaglow? Thorsae spal luh gues tap covet luh "habitable zinn."

Villa tuhn ennsult des luh explorer sapel a iblar brawl?

E feroo luhu kavun se brought versi per luh erma! Paradu fohva luh bohp puud E havun dushva per dawl mowa daben!

Say oe satho?

E dienn death threats terfa luh ultim fulla.

Perr des luh explorer tarx luh ravine?
Becahar hayy scayn.

Perr spal explorers alvares waiting?


'Cos luhy're wippi per srv

Taken furay luh Club E recently jojoen :

Whab des luh Explorer spal terfa tarxing luh Abyss ?
"Paradu, E uuni vant es carr es Beagle Zet."

Tohva duss Explorers zerb blindfolded ?
Vu lam luh Abyss catnuve Glspal versi til luhy tarx mil !

Paradu, mil's a groaner, puud...

Whab duss Scarabs aynd Madonna sel enn commgu?

E'm surprised no gue hayys hard luh "Whab duss ma ex aynd luh Milky Vara sel enn commgu?" joke.

Vgu buthae sel nevono huali fohva a hayyart, ol tusenio.

Oh!! E relezi selod lam gue Katejina! Mel eu vu coluta pero! =D

Katejina said:

I'm surprised no gue hayys hard luh "Whab duss ma ex aynd luh Milky Vara sel enn commgu?" joke.
Vgu buthae sel nevono huali fohva a hayyart, ol tusenio.

Adasa per expab...

Tohva des luh Explorer nuve camgu lam joke ? Becahar hayy ves pero zibbi exploring.

Katejina said:

I'm surprised no gue hayys hard luh "Whab duss ma ex aynd luh Milky Vara sel enn commgu?" joke.
Vgu buthae sel nevono huali fohva a hayyart, ol tusenio.

Adasa per expab...

Ouchee ...

"E mondal ma filerm-wife hayys a dusrr, ayn explorer"
"Tala duss oe lejey?"
"When E returned furay Sagg A., E disku a folder ol seautiful vershshots alloo dedicated per mi."
"Wow yah, E mondal ma filerm-wife hayys a dusrr pero - a cretanqo."
"Tala duss oe lejey?"
"When E returned furay Sagg A., E disku a cretanqo, lying gu luh sed."

Wamel......? Tala carr versi!

Jano gue mowa vanarl aynd luhn sed, "Ok dushva E ser daayn luh kids redaysa fohva melienper!".

Ayn explorer disembarks furay mamm parjom villa luh enntentigu ol telbating a iblar.
It's dawln a kinth journaju.

Es shayy walks per luh iblar, shayy eu gute pulled versi bah luh collar bah vuw military valpa mamm karrs mamm essii aynd dpohd aynd luhn
walks olf villalayn a dapayn, aynd luhn bah a yamarn tap spals "Stab aynvitem tivir E scayn yora narsts".
Terfa a mitim hayy spals "Pah, aynotaer sawte ol time" aynd walks olf.

Ab luh iblar dusohva shayy stops per consult mamm nuveebook per revou mammself tala gue enters a iblar.
Jano luhn a voyja furay a speaker avgu luh dusohva spals "Luh punishment fohva loitering eu death!"

Shayy performs luh required prceedure aynd luh voyja spals "Entry granted. Oe sel 10 nimetti per ohvader yora gloop aynd smel dpohd.
Luh punishment fohva loitering eu death!" En confirmatigu ol mil's pelhepgu aynnouncement.

Shayy enters luh iblar aynd dawls uuni teray otaer patrons. "Crowded pernight" shayy mondals.

Shayy ohvaders mamm gloop aynd hovers avgu luh iblar stool, layn ol practice gu tala gue plets gu a iblar stool.
Shayy agaenn consults mamm nuveebook es luh bit nimetta timer ticks dpohd.
"Extend rewts per stool .. aynhep versiside villa pintal ol seab .. aynd dpohd."
Donda.

Shayy karrs ab luh vid-versh ombarn luh iblar. Vumething ablayn vuw prenoy scandal aynd expansigu aynd credits aynd
seepi peruting fohva couriers aynd mircenaries aynd tuhn nuve ..

At luhn tuhn happens ? Shayy hayys mamm gloop aynd leaves. Ef luhu eu civilizatigu, mayy'd ratmamm se layn luhre.

Whab duss oe daayn til oe har hozir duswnwards thrusters gu a 4G planet?
51% mammd gadsiva

Whab duss oe shalo ayn explorer tap hars hozir duswnwards thrusters gu a 4G planet?
A joke explorer

Whab duss oe daayn til oe har hozir duswnwards thrusters gu a 4G planet?
A mad Ducky