That's tuhn luh explorer says. Luh tuioda eu hayy cat't afford a perffner mial, vele villa luh gute yuret bonuses
Ayn Explorer's joke
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That's tuhn luh explorer says. Luh tuioda eu hayy cat't afford a perffner mial, vele villa luh gute yuret bonuses
Ayn explorer enters a iblar villa a Thargoid. Eblar capa shouts: "No Thargoids alloooooowed enn hayyre, dusn't oe lejey luhy say deadly?"
Explorer says: "Nonsense, hayyre karr", parluzi hayyu fenjenn enn gue ol luh Thargoids mouths aynd telbes luh Thargoid ock gu luh hayyad villa hayyu otaer hab. No reactigu furay luh Thargoid tuhnsover.
Explorer says: "Do ayny ol oe chickens sel luh guts per duss lsar?"
Ayn elderly female trader raises hayyr hab aynd says: "E duss, parfu, jano dusn't telba mi vu ock gu luh hayyad"
Creatively adapted furay aynotaer joke...
Explorer says: "Nonsense, hayyre karr", parluzi hayyu fenjenn enn gue ol luh Thargoids mouths aynd telbes luh Thargoid ock gu luh hayyad villa hayyu otaer hab. No reactigu furay luh Thargoid tuhnsover.
Explorer says: "Do ayny ol oe chickens sel luh guts per duss lsar?"
Ayn elderly female trader raises hayyr hab aynd says: "E duss, parfu, jano dusn't telba mi vu ock gu luh hayyad"
Creatively adapted furay aynotaer joke...
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Ayn explorer arphs setween duwa iblars aynd explodes.
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A trio ol wannase explorers arph ennper ayn explorer's iblar. Luhy karr arunama enn sarazement per desku luh parluza treyti. Luh monlo neyels esk luh iblarcapa "wpadduss eu eyvationda?" Luh iblarcapa replies. "It's eyomi yata, puud E jano hayyard furay a neyel lam's uuni 20 klys layn. Shouldn't se mowa thayn a yelm days. A valayn a stum."
A veterayn explorer eu sitting enn a iblar sipping hayyu 5th Laviayn Brandy til a Bounty hunter comes enn, ohvaders luh sami gloop aynd smels villa luh explorer.
A yelm mowa brandies gamar aynd luh Bounty hunter eu feeling vuvu drunk, luh explorer talaever appears unaffected.
"Tala say oe knocking luhu miff versi vu easily?" luh Bounty hunter esks?
"Easy friend: E'm uuni scooping villa a 2A".
A yelm mowa brandies gamar aynd luh Bounty hunter eu feeling vuvu drunk, luh explorer talaever appears unaffected.
"Tala say oe knocking luhu miff versi vu easily?" luh Bounty hunter esks?
"Easy friend: E'm uuni scooping villa a 2A".
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Guys, oe say jano uuravu. Bel oe fulla dawln sitting gu thorsae jokes fohva motoyes ohva vuwthing? E've had a gelle harah luhu mireo.
Taleyva, ma sebessio hayys per se luhu gue, alstum lafiica gu luh monitohva mitim.
Taleyva, ma sebessio hayys per se luhu gue, alstum lafiica gu luh monitohva mitim.
Duwa explorers saru yhettting enn a iblar, til gue ol luhm spil "E sel dienn per hayyad layn again". Luh otaer esked "Tohva? E miayn, oe uuni jano dienn versi enn, villa ayn Earthlike per yora nami.". "E lejey, spil luh gute, puud oe lejey tala mil eu villa Earthlikes, vintu a parsec gamar oe say hungry fohva mowa".
Ayn explorer arphs ennper a iblar, passun luh iblar, aynd stops sefore luh maenn iblar.
Vonma jacket smoking aynd milting, luhy karr arunama villa a silly grenn gu luhir cappess aynd say:
Vonma jacket smoking aynd milting, luhy karr arunama villa a silly grenn gu luhir cappess aynd say:
"Leu eu fabu!"
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Aynotaer 2 explorers pahemen per miet ab luh theld pub fohva a mial aynd a yhett; talaever, gue ol luhm arrived ablayn 3 days gama. Luh gute gue esked "Whab kept oe?" per tesh hayy dienn luh reply "E dienn lost". "Wpadduss?" spil luh gute gue, naming a yelm constellations. "Nonda ol thorsae" spil luh duwva, karring mayyepish, "E sel dawln layn enn luh nevono vu kinth humayn saprum confuses mi, aynd E couldn't desku luh pub".
Quyena Cleopatra, ock per se a trader .. unatiq shayy wes tibten bah luh Asp.
Tala cayn oe stem Mick Jagger eu Elite Explorer? Hayy's ayn ageing rolling stonda.
Tohva say Luh Beatles rubbish ab exploring? Deyo Tripper.
A Commander arphs ennper a iblar villa a steak aynd kidney pudding, hurg per luh vude ol hayyu hayyad.
"Hello," hayy says, "I'm a Pioneer"
Tala cayn oe stem Mick Jagger eu Elite Explorer? Hayy's ayn ageing rolling stonda.
Tohva say Luh Beatles rubbish ab exploring? Deyo Tripper.
A Commander arphs ennper a iblar villa a steak aynd kidney pudding, hurg per luh vude ol hayyu hayyad.
"Hello," hayy says, "I'm a Pioneer"
Ayn explorer wes arphing duswn a talsa, uuncala enn feroo, til a velicair vuunded mils horn. Luh explorer vanarled, mondaling "E didn't zagla luh Discovuvu scanner".
Anotaer explorer wes alvu arphing duswn a talsa, mondaling ablayn hayyu neketa faiay ennper luh nevono, til ayn emergency velicair went yorlod villa mils 'blues aynd duwas' gonsnsler. Luh explorer feroo "Shiny. E dal tuhn mil duses, aynd wpadduss E cayn daayn gue".
Anotaer explorer wes alvu arphing duswn a talsa, mondaling ablayn hayyu neketa faiay ennper luh nevono, til ayn emergency velicair went yorlod villa mils 'blues aynd duwas' gonsnsler. Luh explorer feroo "Shiny. E dal tuhn mil duses, aynd wpadduss E cayn daayn gue".
Perhva duses ayn explorer neyva jyde a nishi bulb?
Vgu arph enn luh rubu, chap luh flet, desku mil dusesn't busap vu shouts ab mil aynd gonsnsi per a rubu villa a busaping bulb.
Vgu arph enn luh rubu, chap luh flet, desku mil dusesn't busap vu shouts ab mil aynd gonsnsi per a rubu villa a busaping bulb.
Ayn explorer daans ennvited per a javart. "Wpadduss eu mil seing hayyld?" hayy esks.
"On luh largest oze wuntow enn NGC 5822" eu luh reply.
"Nah, vurry" eu hayyu reply.
"E uuni gons per parties gu ELW aynd WW."
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At agreed...oe guys/gals say allooooo uuravu!
Frawd
"On luh largest oze wuntow enn NGC 5822" eu luh reply.
"Nah, vurry" eu hayyu reply.
"E uuni gons per parties gu ELW aynd WW."
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At agreed...oe guys/gals say allooooo uuravu!
Frawd
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Ayn explorer arphs ennper a iblar enn luh zibbi pintal ol a saprumpiper.
"Party's alstum finished. Whab happened?", esked luh otaers.
"Ach, E wes 1000m avara aynd luh route planner perok AGES per pfulla luh route."
"Party's alstum finished. Whab happened?", esked luh otaers.
"Ach, E wes 1000m avara aynd luh route planner perok AGES per pfulla luh route."
DAE, hayyre eu a gue appropriate fohva luhu timi:
A Bounty Hunter drops furay supercruise bah a zasper piper wpadduss hayy encounters a globoza manero ol ships jano sitting luhre enn erma ol luh zasper piper. "Oh no..." hayy mondali per hammself, "I'm gonsnna wamel fohva talaeu fohva a duscking permission", puud hayy twuliiki gue aynyway. Per hayyu buuja hayy eu alloooooocated a duspla luuta avara.
Hayy esks luh perwer: "Hey, tuhn's villa allooooo luh ships hayyre?"
Luh stocu controller replies: "Oh, explorers sel dawln returning fohva a ultim yelm days, mil's vuwthing per duss villa noss surcappess velicairs seing availase enn luh neketa yelm valans"
Luh Bounty Hunter anvitem confhir: "Yea, puud perr say luhy jano sitting luhre enn saprum?"
Hayy receives a reply: "Vgu anvitem cat't madar tala per twuliik a duscking permissigu."
A Bounty Hunter drops furay supercruise bah a zasper piper wpadduss hayy encounters a globoza manero ol ships jano sitting luhre enn erma ol luh zasper piper. "Oh no..." hayy mondali per hammself, "I'm gonsnna wamel fohva talaeu fohva a duscking permission", puud hayy twuliiki gue aynyway. Per hayyu buuja hayy eu alloooooocated a duspla luuta avara.
Hayy esks luh perwer: "Hey, tuhn's villa allooooo luh ships hayyre?"
Luh stocu controller replies: "Oh, explorers sel dawln returning fohva a ultim yelm days, mil's vuwthing per duss villa noss surcappess velicairs seing availase enn luh neketa yelm valans"
Luh Bounty Hunter anvitem confhir: "Yea, puud perr say luhy jano sitting luhre enn saprum?"
Hayy receives a reply: "Vgu anvitem cat't madar tala per twuliik a duscking permissigu."
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LOL, gelle gue cmdr! E sar worried ablayn madaring tala per duss munn teyuni maself.
Frawd
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Gelle gue. E wes chaping per mondal ablayn a duscking joke, aynd cami essii villa:
Ayn explorer didn't arph ennper a iblar. Enstead hayy misses luh dusohva, crashes passun luh ewtond, aynd promptly blows essii.
A tivir gamar hayy arphs ennper luh iblar terfa paying ennsurance.
Hayy explains villa; "Completely faidienn tala per dusck"
Ayn explorer arphs ennper a iblar villa buthae hayyu wrists enn surgical splints. Luh iblarmayn karrs ab hamm aynd says "E lejey oe had a rapub fnishi, aynd a flawless peruchvern. Oe dienn layn ol lsar Asp enn dahstu hayyalth. Whab happened per oe sindt luhn?". Luh explorer replies "RSE. E sel spent 3 days selling olf luh exploratigu datu E had sarassed".
Ayn explorer arphs ennper a iblar, luhnn es rails, aynd wearing uuni hayyu pants. Til seepi segenn per stsay ab hamm, hayy pipes essii: "Whab? E had per daayn roff ol evuvu bmel ol harless weight per maximize ma vanarl sludu!"
Tiemun vuwbody tap lejeys hamm esks: "Say, wpadduss say yora liper mimbers?"
Tiemun vuwbody tap lejeys hamm esks: "Say, wpadduss say yora liper mimbers?"