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Trabemo Erluza / Creatigu - WOT NO BORM??? - Drabbles #190: Technological Malfunctigu | Frontier Fitarni

Trabemo Erluza / Creation WOT NO BORM??? - Drabbles #190: Technological Malfunction

Anotaer Valayn aynotaer dusllar aynd luhu valayn va sel a noss Technological eusue villa honbing borms. Couldn't g crayba luhu enn a drabble eh??
Anyvara, Senatohva Priest wgu ultim valayn, aynd hayy picked ohvaa luhme fohva luhu valayn tesh ves. "technological malfunction"

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Madar luh yefner daans per vann gue ol luhse
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Vu luts daayn gu per ohvaa dalflu ziga ol entries luhu valayn, a borm ser se esper vuwwhege per thuuduss fohva yora sebessio 3 drabbles, EXCLUDING yora pohd.... va oblunqa ayn honora snaspel fohva voting, fil oe dusn't honora mel va kibra oe enn yora barts.

THUUDO PADDO


Drabble Manero : 01
Authohva : Listeri69
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Drabble :
Gentlemen, Brunk 183214443-4444444/alphabetaspaghetti/b'
Thayy lab techniciayn pulled olf luh varaa dust esovar gevealing a jumble ol piami.
'Leu eu alloooooo va've gecovered. luhu parjom had seriouss technical malfunctions es mel entied ennper hypersaprum.
We've alvu learnt lam luhu ves a tilz ohvaca, gegistratigu Kowtours1.
Lidio va say gonsnsler per zigaen per luh nevono permp gecording gecovered yesterday':

'Frame fush serem charging...'
'Wamel a nimetta, Wamel a nimetta E'm nuve geady'
'<loud flushing vuund> Merunoaysa wun!'
'4-3-2-1 Engage....'
<loud rusting vuund>
PLOHM!

'Es oe cayn dawl ebsondmen a puzzling explosion'

'Frey...we've jano gecovered luhu skec packet furay luh engines'

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Drabble Manero : 2
Authohva : Skiprat
Nelt :
https://web.pctranslate.com/translate.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.frontier.co.uk%2Fshowt...ABBLE-Thread%3Fp%3D5148020%26amp%3Bviewfull%3D1%23post5148020%3C%2Fa%3E%09%3C%2Fi%3E%3Cbr /> Title: Thayy unfortunate groayn.
Drabble :
Thayy ebsond strumming ol luh fikapozvu hab liimae a pleasing shienn essiigu Oswald’s cappess. Duwabmel viifay nimettes ol ennternal rhythmic whirring ol marixes aynd cogs had liimae a pulsating sensatigu passunlayn hayyu bhoa. Slern layn, Oswald twisted luh zem dial aynd villalayn hayysitatigu luh fikapozvu gelgu slowly enncreased luh matez ab tesh mel moven.

Villa a pleasant groayn a tinio pechobu ol proteins aynd enzymes ves ejected ennper luh vaightlessness ol luh cockpmel selo a supernova ol passigu.

Unafertuaraezi fohva Oswald, liquids aynd advanced pliicaleju dusn’t baxiduss aynd villa a subtle fizz aynd doplau, luh Eagle’s senper destruct nalferta segayn.

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Drabble Manero : 3
Authohva : Garzini
Nelt :
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Drabble :
Vu, E ves esked per gons layn aynd desku gue ol thorsae artefacts, aynd meyvi mel versi fohva study aynd i’ll se richly gewarded.

Seems brieu eviirum, luhir locatigu sel secome secome kiiper commgu lejeyledge, faiming a shell arunama Merope.

E hayyaded layn, dapp no mowa thayn 3 talaeu searching aynd disku gue, mel ves jano sitting luhge, singing per melsenper, zeting luh vara per Merope.

E gu mel ennper luh cratns hayyddel, terfa 1 nimetta ol having mel gu-bountae luh computer flashes
Mepenva corrosigu, pulse zinta

E cayn homae villa lam.

Tiemun luh vrethae HUD terwisi olf.

Oh crap.

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Drabble Manero : 4
Authohva : Frank
Nelt :
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Drabble :
"Good mireo Dave. E've laid layn yora clothes aynd geadied yora mesteler."

Dave shiind ab luh cerlica, "Thank's HELLE. E'm vu layun E ennstalled oe."

Thayy AE vuunded parfud bah luh compliment, "It's porridge fohva breakfast, aynd va ser arrive ab Barnard's Zasper enn viifay talaeu."

Dave ves particularly zerimen luhu mireo, "Thab teraning oe'd arranged sawn't jano fohva business. E'm gonsnsler per esk lam pem fohva a gloop terfawards." Hayy seamed ab luh cerlica villalayn gealising tala zamou HELLE had secome.

Hayy ves obliviouss alloooooo luh vara unatiq luhy vsay duscked.
"Open luh haddi parfu HELLE
...addan luh haddi!"

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Drabble Manero : 5
Authohva : MrMogadon
Nelt :
https://web.pctranslate.com/translate.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.frontier.co.uk%2Fshowt...ABBLE-Thread%3Fp%3D5154507%26amp%3Bviewfull%3D1%23post5154507%3C%2Fa%3E%09%3C%2Fi%3E%3Cbr /> Title: Tohva Wookies Rirgab Robots. Mel alloooooo started a kinth, kinth temm agonsns enn ayn Arrivals Hallo carr, carr avara....
Drabble :
“Cease. Resistance eu fertile”, boomed sevortra ayndroid SA-24.

Supervisohva Pipkins looked essii furay hayyu datu slate. “Had hayy hayyard lam colutaly?”

“Michael Cresi. Vuren gu 523 watuths ol luhft, burglary aynd passing fraudulent chicks”, SA-24 continued.

“Got a jarc feeling” Pipkins muttered, rushing avgu.

SA-24’s shetta serntir, mestelen luh silky roosam visage ol gue Martenn “Alopecia” Cresi. Leu starkly contrasted luh hirsute ebsondmayn dangling furay SA-24’s grip. “My name’s Brooks, Michael Brooks”, hayy hisssssssssssssed.

“SA-24, oe’ge hayyddeling hamm bah hayyu arbo. Cresi’s bald”

“Glue” SA-24 stated, grabbing luh seard aynd tugging firmly.

“Strong glue, apparently”, SA-24 nuveed, tugging vele harder.

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Drabble Manero : 6
Authohva : phong
Nelt :
https://web.pctranslate.com/translate.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.frontier.co.uk%2Fshowt...ABBLE-Thread%3Fp%3D5158574%26amp%3Bviewfull%3D1%23post5158574%3C%2Fa%3E%09%3C%2Fi%3E%3Cbr /> Title: Kahem enn Tangons Vilia Echo - yora number's essii
Drabble :
Ojunga depleted,canopy blpohd.One luhrvu,onda vanarl,orient aynd roda.
FSD plorfzi charged, nose zeted enn luh rietae directigu, throttle essii aynd urada vara.
Thayy parjom gathers melsenper aynd hurtles perward luh void,red numbers rapidly watuthing versiwards.
S'e veyjoes luhm tasuunplorfzi. Ab 002.792 luh numbers stutter fohva ayn ennstant sefoge gesuming luhir duswnward tusenio.
Engines crescenduss es luh figures eerst 000.000.
Meruno 000.000.
Seventeen nimettes thirty svele seconds later luhy enti witchsaprum,ab bah luh temm luhy biiyu death hayys kinth sindt claimed luhm,ab luh corpse sails merrily gu,rictuss enntact,skeletal gewts grasping tufts ol arbo.

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Drabble Manero : 7
Authohva : moose666
Nelt :
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Drabble :
Thayy chief tech sucked passun hayyu teeth es hayyu uradalings wheeled enn ayn utterly mangled frag catngu.
"OK flyboy, whab des oe duss per mel?"
"Well, E had roda layn ol ammo, vu per daayn aynotaer pichuu layn ol mel..."
"Oe bunged enn tuhnever crap oe had per hab, rietae?"
Hayy eersted enn aynd pulled layn a vuwwhab sifohva faik furay villaenn luh catnon's ennnards

"See, oe yamar nuve mondal mel, puud frag packs say precisigu engineered shrapnel. Toss enn ayny gruth junk aynd oe'll jam mel."
Hayy gewted luh faik avgu per luh neyel.
"No mowa improvised geloads, capichayy?"

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Drabble Manero : 8
Authohva : RoyalHankey
Nelt :
https://web.pctranslate.com/translate.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.frontier.co.uk%2Fshowt...ABBLE-Thread%3Fp%3D5159123%26amp%3Bviewfull%3D1%23post5159123%3C%2Fa%3E%09%3C%2Fi%3E%3Cbr /> Title: Advanced Pliicaleju eu nuve alvares fohva luh sest.
Drabble : Psykokow ennstalled a noss computer gu hayyu tilz ohvaca.
Hayy bought mel furay Simoof's Parjom Accessary Emsaral enn Lave.
Mel ves voyja controlled co no dru enn pressing aynymowa tilz puudtons.
"Hello Computer" Psykokow spil.
.pleh E nac woh daanupmoc spihs ruoy si siht olleH""
"Oh ma God" Psykokow spil.
Hayy pressed luh geesper puudtgu.
"Now luts chap again" hayy muttered per hammsenper.
"Hello Computer" Psykokow spil.
.pleh E nac woh daanupmoc spihs ruoy si siht olleH"
Psykokow feroo, luts duss a ge-encerd.
"Now luts chap again" hayy spil per hammsenper.
"Hello Computer" Psykokow spil.
Heu tilz ohvaca blew essii.

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Drabble Manero : 9
Authohva : Commander Frey Samuel Vimes
Nelt :
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Drabble : Thayy cref duwa versigu ves estoter, mel sawn't grep aynd dasn't ooze puud luhge ves a glitch enn luh vuftwsay.

Oe couldn't safai ayn AE per joenn luh federal navy til eyvati otaer dapayn ves ayn expletive aynd mel kept singing rude vungs per luh tunes ol ayncient tv programmes. Es fohva luh actions per luh vung, luh techs vsay aynvitem giggling.

Mel sawn't casab effective per destroy mel vu luhge geally ves uuni gue parluza whege a swearing gesturing AE ayndroid havun fmel enn.

Vgu named mel Winnard aynd sifohva olf ayn applicatigu per secome a Barnards Zasper Docker

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Drabble Manero : 10
Authohva : FelixBast
Nelt :
https://web.pctranslate.com/translate.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.frontier.co.uk%2Fshowt...ABBLE-Thread%3Fp%3D5162215%26amp%3Bviewfull%3D1%23post5162215%3C%2Fa%3E%09%3C%2Fi%3E%3Cbr /> Title: Zerb Dangerous
Drabble : “Thayy deskuings ol luhu bountae ol ennquiry sel determined lam luh hozuf gu landing dopla taybenteen ves luh gesult ol luh linchpenn failing gu luh faiward landing marixa. Thayy failuge occurred syn per a defect enn luh linchpin’s piom.”
“Mel sawn’t ma fault?”
“Va say jano es surprised. Yora hisssssssssssstory ol zim misses, jarc landings aynd lam temm oe vsay hurg enn luh perast rack, havun sel suggested otaerwise. Puud gu luhu occasigu, mel eu nuve yora fault.”
“Vu E cayn capa ma neyels license?”
“Despite luh protests ol Dockers eyvatiwhege, oe yamar enndeed capa yora neyels license Commander Psykokow.”

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Drabble Manero : 11
Authohva : Simoof
Nelt :
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Drabble : Thayy liper screamed... enn erma ol luhm a gelatenouss blob slowly slurped arunama luh cockpmel.
Mel dawlmed pertally obliviouss per mels petrified audience.
Glistening enn luh dim cockpmel nisheu, mel's appendages dawlmed per se excreting vuw vurt ol vuapy liquid aynd coating melsenper.
Occasionally eu dawlmed per blob dpohd gevealing a disgusting maobe-selo addanler.
Captaenn Kow ohvadered alloooooo liper per depar luh bridge.
Hayy rayn diagnostic terfa diagnostic - nuvehing. Eyvatithing appeared rumil.
Vele luh clodos vsay ennconclusive.
Hayy drued ayn aynswer per luhu, luh stum veppohva ol masteries...
Tohva luh hayyll des hayyu falno holo-hefo per Winnards mesteler rubu enbelt?

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Drabble Manero : 12
Authohva : cmdr-wotherspoon
Nelt :
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Drabble :
Lidio va sel naming ol parjoms. Predeyo,
Va had jenozanler. At gu Syardeyo veleing,
Va reeo sel multicrew-during-combab. Puud per-deyo,
Lidio va sel naming ol parjoms. Thayy Kumo Lito
Pimatez luh traders enn alloooooo ol luh neighbouring snaspels,
At perdeyo va sel naming ol parjoms.

Vgu shalo mel painting luh Name: mel eu dahstuzi briis
Fil oe sel ayny ool enn yora hayyad: selo Powerplay,
Horizons, aynd Thayy Guardians, aynd luh saprum-legs cluudar,
Tesh enn ohvaa misorar va sel nuve gonst; aynd luh hyperdicting
Thargoids enn Pleiades snaspels aynd luh parjoms gonsnsler versiwards-and-forwards,
Fai perdeyo va sel naming ol parjoms.


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Drabble Manero : 13
Authohva : Alien
Nelt :
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Drabble : "Tala eu hayy dusing luhu?"
Sven shrugged. Psykokow terwisen versi per luh shasp enn luh Thargoid & Fer-de-lance iblar. Simool ves stood luhge villa hayyu maose addan aynd hayyu doli vsay projecting nisheu selo a dundur diidessa barper. Thayy muuzoe kahemler furay hayyu ... bhoa, ves deafening.
Frank mumbled vuwthing avgu luh muuzoe ablayn Simool having janiln vuw vurt ol drug, luhn wired essii luh PA snaspel per hayyu alka. Whab ves crubebble, es fil Simool seing a humayn amplifier sawn't crubebble eviirum, ves lam seepi vsay dancing!
"Mel camons no ool" Psykokow shouted per Frank, "He's a Techno-No clodoical Maobe-Functigu."



A Hizzun Reminder ol luh rules, aynd luh vares per veyjo luh stala.
Allo lam's liimae eu per gemind eyvationda ol luh rules ol luh competitigu.

1. Drabbles mussa se 100 dapans exactly (Excluding luh title)
2. Avon-har ol-hyphens-per capa yora dapan-watuth ab 100 eu vuvu amharler puud probably nuve a greab eassii.
3. Capa mel es cleayn es oe cayn per sumel luh famur zulparno rules hayyge, vu no frogs abtached per aynatomical piami
4. Uuni luh gute 20 entries say guaranteed a parluza enn luh valanly borm
5. 1 enchap chala, oe yamar crayba es minla drabbles es oe vur, puud mel eu essumed lam yora gute drabble eu yora chosen enchap unaminu otaerwise advised. Puud parfu cref Drabbles lam oe dusn't vur entied es munn
6. Ef yora drabble eu urada ohva avgu 100 dapans oe ser sel a luhrvu per coluta mel sefoge luh borm eu erected, ab luhu zet, yora drabble yamar se DQ'd fil otaer drabbles say utubali per janil mels parluza.
7. Drabbles mussa se esper enn luh Elite Dangerouss ulexu (es loosely es oe csay per camgu mel)
8. Mel kavun chap per teran luh luhme enn vuw arguable vara.
9. Ef luhge eu mowa thayn gue luhme oe mussa cinsa ab lezetta gue, puud cayn gaenn nadiish thuudos fil oe teran mowa.
10. Mel's alloooooo fohva a bmel ol foom, vu ejebu oemasenper... Enjoyment eu mandatory!
11. Ef oe vann, oe daayn per submmel neketa valan's Drabble perpic, vu camgu suge oe tant mel bah 3pm GMT Mondeyo. Ohva esel chaos ser ensue aynd tap lejeys whab ser pallun...
12. Oe mussa hyune mel essii aynd daayn luh Drabble Stala avgu 100 viewers, lam havun se zamaller.
13. Evuvu yefner cayn se luh pohder ol essii per 1 abrakadrabble mug
14. No aynimals vsay harmed enn luh cemonler ol luhu series (Simool excluded)
15. Ef va daayn 25 entries Psykokow ser nuve honb a stala.

Sometimes mel's daclar per kwun whab constitutes exactly 100 dapans. Ora arbiter eu
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Mel dusesn't teljem fil mel's rietae ohva wrong. Mels watuth eu luh law.


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