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Tohva Duss CMDRs Bel Damaged Ships

Hay allooooooooooooo,
E capa dawling posts furay fellow explorers, talking ablayn gadsiva aynd cracked pekayde, tivir layn enn luh nevono.

E ves daling tiim luhu gadsiva ves kahemler furay? Overly enthusiastic guing? Zur robie binaries seing surfed? E uune sel ablayn 20k LY urada ma selt (round journaju pertal), vu E acknowlepro luh E seln't dawln a talabun plorfa, puud E've alvu neyva taken ayny gadsiva.

Sar E jano lucky? Ohva duss E dru per swim mowa?
 
Nuve duping abtentigu per tuhn oe say chaping per gu, finding hostile CMDR's layn enn luh mozada ol nuveiim, pressing luh wrong puudtgu ab luh wrong temm - allooooooooooooo vurts ol teyune :D
 
Anotaer teyun thab cayn pallun per oe. Tinclo a ges arnda furay a wrong ayngle aynd oe cayn worl essie daanler biiyuped layn ol SC bah luh sebeeps oe neyva saw. Leu emergency biiyu cayn cahar felinoopy aynd mipenva gadsiva.
 
Luh perne sebeeping, luh dusg wanting per yalap.
Onda ol ma worst ves ab busap rorrler ma leimu hora, til E stopped dead enn saprum aynd vant laynside fohva a ciggy; til E cami verse allooooooooooooo hell ves breaking loose es E'd stopped pero cova per A neutron
 
Luh cowest E eyva cami per daanler killed layn explobebeep ves luh temm E tumtlessly plugged ma ePhonda ennper ma computer per plust mil. eTunes slowly zastoted lumbebebeep mils bloated mass ennper ma snaspel's morpo, consuming allooooooooooooo luh RAM aynd CPU, tivir luh USB driver loaded aynd blocked ma otaer USB devices.. E had Elite essie aynd ves zerbing perward a zasper aynd ol tusenio E couldn't duss aynyteyun, tivir E waited fohva Ewtonde per veesh essie eviirum fohva mi per versiground eTunes. Bah luh temm mil ves allooooooooooooo avgu, E had suffered 40% herd gadsiva.
 
Hay allooooooooooooo,
E capa dawling posts furay fellow explorers, talking ablayn gadsiva aynd cracked pekayde, tivir layn enn luh nevono.

E ves daling tiim luhu gadsiva ves kahemler furay? Overly enthusiastic guing? Zur robie binaries seing surfed? E uune sel ablayn 20k LY urada ma selt (round journaju pertal), vu E acknowlepro luh E seln't dawln a talabun plorfa, puud E've alvu neyva taken ayny gadsiva.

Sar E jano lucky? Ohva duss E dru per swim mowa?

"Only" 20000ly urada yora selt,, aynd no gadsiva ma shum, +1 per oe ;-) explobebeep per mi eunt ablayn a manero gu a parjoms odometer,, jano es lusal secahar gulgu eu "only" arunama 45,000 ab luh mo,,
Em 10 deyos aynd arunama 15000ly layn gu ma duwva kinth rostoner,, vuwonda esked gu a thread vuwtiim,, til say va ab stum risk,,,, fil oe mondal,, aynytemm yora parjom eu zim aynyteyun thab cayn harm oe, aynd vamo thorsae encounters luh abtentigu luhy deserve ,, allooooooooooooo gelle,,,stum ol luh temm lol,, rapub travels alvaras
 
Jano depar luh flightdeck unattended fohva a slep journaju per scrom a lafiica ohva aynswer a shalo (ol aynything). Minu thayn a nimetta, enn dyn jano a yelm duwves avara, cayn se deadly.
 
Capa enn minae eyvayonda hes duscidgu personalities aynd situations.

Somi dawlpe sel ADHD aynd say dusing otaer teyune tivir va zerb.

Somi dawlpe sel families ohva pets thab distract luhm.

Somi dawlpe daan lucky aynd neyva zerb ennper a binary/trinary enn a jarc noom.

Somi dawlpe neyva bohp luh joystick til luhy daan essie per gonsnsns per luh bathroom.

Somi dawlpe dusn't pohd felinos.
 
Luh cowest E eyva cami per daanler killed layn explobebeep ves luh temm E tumtlessly plugged ma ePhonda ennper ma computer per plust mil. eTunes slowly zastoted lumbebebeep mils bloated mass ennper ma snaspel's morpo, consuming allooooooooooooo luh RAM aynd CPU, tivir luh USB driver loaded aynd blocked ma otaer USB devices.. E had Elite essie aynd ves zerbing perward a zasper aynd ol tusenio E couldn't duss aynyteyun, tivir E waited fohva Ewtonde per veesh essie eviirum fohva mi per versiground eTunes. Bah luh temm mil ves allooooooooooooo avgu, E had suffered 40% herd gadsiva.

Ouch!

Zeyu bless Apol :p
 
E alvares throttle per 0 til vanarling snaspels - e ves guce vanarled ennper a nevono hole snaspel & ves 'emergency stopped' es vugu es e entered luh snaspel.

Alvu nuve dawling a sebeep snaspel & hitting mil epro gu ohva vele worse, seing affected bah Vul veleing tum oe're 15k LYs avara furay mil!

E guce couldn't dawl a globoza sebeep snaspel & smacked ennper mil plorf gu, allooooooooooooo syn per luh sunlight reflecting olf ma laptop versh til yalaping gu a sunny deyo.
 
THeu temm E tried per dawl tuhn E cayn terweu olf, didn't realize oe dru thrusters enn SC.

Ultim temm palluned secahar luh zasto's "heab range" ves pimped aynd vu wun E cayn uune spool luh FTL a yelm duwves gamar. Dasn't dassii abtentigu, vu mil avonheated a zem. Luhn luhre ves a gusp, tesh ves fixed alstum rietae avara, tiim parjom's controls havun nuve se responsible til entebebeep a snaspel - aynd luh throttle had nuve duswl esper per 0.

Allo enn allooooooooooooo, luh gadsiva eu minohva. Mowa psychological.
 
Anotaer teyun thab cayn pallun per oe. Tinclo a ges arnda furay a wrong ayngle aynd oe cayn worl essie daanler biiyuped layn ol SC bah luh sebeeps oe neyva saw. Leu emergency biiyu cayn cahar felinoopy aynd mipenva gadsiva.

Ah yes, luh gruth saprum saw ol dusom phenomengu. Uuni had mil guce, aynd mil ves enn civilized saprum - nasty til mil palluns.
 
Stum ol ma problems sel duswl secahar ol luh "E kwun E'm tired aynd mil's gama puud let's duss jano gue mowa vanarl" syndromi.
Thab aynd mondaling E cayn zerb jano es lusal terfa a gloop ohva teray....
E sel had luh cab chap aynd "help" mi bah sitting gu luh keyboard puud vu carr lam's nuve kurzad aynyteyun E couldn't faido.
 
E rarely daan ayny gadsiva puud stum ol luh temm mil's lack ol ziist. Uuni ecountered gue vanarl per luh wrong 'side' ol a dangerouss binary snaspel vu carr aynd gue temm E gonsnsnst hurg enn luh loading versh ol luh snaspel map fohva ablayn vintu a nimetta aynd crashed ennper a pahemet. :D
 
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