Ships Tiim duss E Chey luh Saprum Biigu Zim Peraesii?

Labul says mel allo. E'm heading olf per Angurongo wun, aynd fil luhy dusn't bel mel, E dusn't kwun tiim per chey mel. Tiim cayn E chey mel?

EDIT: There's gue enn Rosmerta! At mel's a binary, browned ma trousers!