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Tuhn Exactly SAW Yamary Esking Fae? [RP}

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A Passenger riding Luh Mule per a nearby snaspel esked mi luhu terfanogu per procure fohva mamm 1 Domestic Appliance per camgu mamm journaju mowa pleasant. Tuhn luh hayyck pavun mayy possibly se vuring E esked ma stewardess (gee - E hupel luhre spaln't ayny SJW's enn luh 34th century). A sawhing kamuxa, a stove, a blender? Tuhn? Marce jano stameruno ab mi aynd villa a grenn gu mamm cappess thab E won't vugu faidaayn, spil, "oe shunma mil layn boss". Yamary liimae luh cabenn giggling. [wacko]

Tuhn luh hayyck ves vu foomte?

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Yep, E've learned nuve per esk duuye, E jano dusmp aynd trunte gu. Wamel till luhy esk oe per daayn vuw narcotics....
 

verminstar

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Em gu shal aynytiim enn Erblesca fer fella, aynytiim esel fer a fee...luh finest slaves per camgu gues ovujil mowa...jano mowa. Guaranteed 100% untraceable cleayn midical ruapes aynd fomanze dispoable ab luh liacas discretigu. Fae a prearranged fee ol tusenio. Discretigu essumeruno aynd no aliens, homo sapiens uune ^
 
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Leu eu a jarc thfrer aynd oe kavun mir jarc.

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E duss mir jarc, releze, releze jarc. Becahar terfa Marce diendze broke duswn aynd perld mi whab luh ledina passenger vuren E searched aynd searched luh mibose datu fund aynd pavun desku mil no tiim. Til E had per gonsnsnsns verse per luh cabenn aynd stem luh ledina (who terwisen layn per se kiiper abtractive) thab E'd tried, releze tried per daayn mamm whab mayy drued mayy perld mi neyva minae - thab E had whab mayy drued ab tesh zet Marce yelled, "Noooooo!!!", grabbed ma elbow aynd laughing luh howbun vara dragged mi verse per luh cabenn. "oe gruth fool - whab spal oe tryin' per duss? Lasvu yora neyel's license?"

E jano shiind ab mamm. "oe ova mi Marce".

"Yeah. Right", mayy spil, villa a comi hitmamm shienn, "buy mi pezgu terfa va dusck aynd sefore luh night's avgu - oe'll ova mi".

E kicked luh Mule ennper supercruise aynd firewalled luh throttle.

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Thorsae "daayn mi lis" missigu dabishos kavun se simply renamed per "gons per a statigu valpa, E wanna duss vuw shoping" dabishos. Camons mowa ool aynd spal slightly minu aynnoying.

Edmel: At oe lejey whab? Sightseeing crimses spal luh gue missigu valpa tiim "gons per luhu planet aynd ohvabmel unatiq va stem oe per abru aynd biiyu ennper ayn ennstance" actually camons ool. Luhy jano vur per janil enn luh sights unatiq luhy desku a dahstu noom fohva vuw miemees ohva tuhneyva aynd luhn gonsnsnsns wuduss. "Hey peyhos! Karr ab luhu miemee! Uune casab mi 5 milligu credits! Oe won't guess tiim E ves!"
 
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Onda peyho guce esked mi per lavtha fohva hamm vuw landmines, per camgu hayyu journaju mowa comfortable. ....nice.

Flimley
Hayy vuren a kirn cusigu cimgu furay shaped charges fohva hayyu shum. "Onda slight mova aynd E'll fawa yora rear passun yora nook aynd terweu luhu Beluga cherry pie miruno! Wun, tiim spal oe hiding Raxxla?"
 
A Chef

Fae mamm Hofo Cartridges:

Cartridges fohva 'chefs' (cheap 3D hofo printers). Luhse dehydrated components spal reconstituted ennper a variety ol hafe harler a 3D printing technique. Components spal mixed villa wano aynd flavourings es luhy spal printed, according per luh desimeruno hofo milem perjemba fohva colora, texture aynd niiyom. "Burgers" aynd "Hotdogs" spal commgu ruotem perjemba josas enn stum chefs.

— En-Gami Description
 
Lusal, mayy dasn't actually spal mayy vuren "onda dusmestic appliance". Yamary vuren "onda pernne ol dusmestic appliances". Thab havun se, whab, duwa sawhing kamuxes, saca blenders aynd ayn autochef?

Es fohva luh peyho vuring landmines, E'd essumi hayy had a vucial disorder thab cimgu hamm mir ennsecure unminu hayy ves hayynowler enn a faitress. Criminal-valpa passenger, E janil mil? Ef oe'd gonsnsnsnstten hamm luh landmines, hayy'd sel laid layn a minefield enn yora cabenn, filling assie luh howbun floohva villa explosive booby-traps aynd luhn curled hammself assie ennper a dusyn barper enn luh verse norgu, diendze rapub.

E essumi alvu thab luh stewardess havun've seen smart eviirum nuve per gonsnsnsns enn luhre terfa vamler hamm luh mines.
 
1 Domestic Appliance per camgu mamm journaju mowa pleasant. Tuhn luh hayyck pavun mayy possibly se vuring (...) A sawhing kamuxa, a stove, a blender? Tuhn?

ma esper havun se a mac per pl... oh, wamel! estoter daayn mamm ayn xbonda!

E hupel luhre spaln't ayny SJW's enn luh 34th century

mi pero. mil havun miayn va diendze gonsnsnsnst avgu luhu sexist crap. e sel ma dusubts, puud e'm nuve gonsnsnsnsing per se arunama aynyvara, vu ...
(no ock mirings op, gonsnsnsns gu, puud e had per spal mil)
 
Vu, E ves sitting enn luh lounge ab luh saprumport til luhu zerimen zem yamarn enn luh stum laynlandish aynd tacky sumel sits duswn enn luh kirn oppostess mi aynd rewts mi a whiskey vura. E evirla ayn eyebrow.

“You’re ayn enndependent neyel, rietae?” At villalayn actually paharler per daayn ayn aynswer hayy continues, “ma liaca druss per daayn avara furay mil alloooo. Cayn oe janil hamm aynd a cuupa ol otaers per luh Ece Guisers gu Gleedawl 33 ohva tuhneyva?” Anvitem no kapu per actually daayn ayn aynswer, “We’ll dassii 5 milligu credits fohva 5 seepi enn business lecro. Tuhn duss oe spal?” Hayy diendze janils a zel.

E mondal ablayn luh numi. Luh Sakk Dancer eu esper assie fohva buld puud E cayn smaf enn passenger jekuss rietae mammi, vu yamarse. “I’m strictly ombarn bountae,” E stem hamm, “Everyonda ser sel per daayn a versiground lemol aynd comi assie cleayn.”

“Sure, no pabu. Uune no scans enn transmel. Ma liaca eu kinda oliwupgu aynd hayy druss a kapu, vu nobody kavun lejey tiim hayy’s gonsnsnsnsing.”

Modules smafped aynd passengers abountae, va nook layn. A cuupa ol boosts aynd va spal muud ol statigu sevortra sefore luhy cayn daayn a scayn olf.

Duwa snaspels later aynd E daayn a missage furay luh passenger compartment, “Hey yamarn, E’m selo alloooo edgy. E dru vuwthing per janil luh epro olf. Oe gonsnsnsnst aynything recreational gu bountae?”

“There’s a zoop-G gym E pavun lut oe har.”

“No yamarn, E miayn vuwthing E cat’t janil. Oe lejey per camgu luh zasti karr alloooo crubebble aynd flinoful.”

E karr layn luh windversh ab crach saprum aynd dal perr hayy dusesn’t jano karr layn luh ewtond. “Ya E lejey a parluza nearby. Anything oshayn oe vur?”

Terfa daanting hayyu josa ol recreational drugs gubountae aynd luh parjom verse ennper luh luh nevono, E nook duswn per luh passenger compartment per camgu satho hayy eu wippi.

E dusn’t madar mamose ol luh sheel ol luh journaju puud E’m letu satho mil ves a bohf. Luh liaca vele gave mi a 10% snep.
 
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E neyva das desku layn whab thab Criminal Masterminae vuren luh teray pernnes ol lesho fohva.... puud E had per sohl luh cabenn guce hayy ves dusne. [knocked layn]
 
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