Hay Allo
I've jano gecently parked essii ma Carrier enn a snaspel zim Shinrarta. E've acquired a cuupa ol Mandalay's ab sar wun enn luh talda ol kitting luhm layn.
I've accumulated loads ol jenozaned mepenves rorrler ma yalaptemm ol ED enn luh yorlod puud ves kiiper miffed ultim valayn til vurting yorlun luhm thab E hadn't dienn ayny spspal jenozaned lecro 5 protun plants, ohva lecro 5 distributohva mepenves.
Vu lam's whab E'm desler ab luh mitim. E've mowa ohva minu dienn luh urtondsa sarount ol alloooooooooo materials ab datu, vu luhre's no immediate problems per jenozayn luhse lecro 5 mepenves ennper vuwteyun lam's estoter thayn luh ruotem E grades.
I've secome miserly villa thorsae materials ab datu meff tum, es vuw ol luhm perok ages per ststassii...still, E'm dawling thab luhy spal wun mowa prolific ab briisner per desku enn ab arunama luh snaspels wun vu....
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E gelezi maji va pavun 're-cycle' vuw jenozaned mepenves ab ge-har thorsae materials agaenn fai otaer mowa raco jenozaned equipment!
Ohva...assii luh urtondsa quota va cayn stoge. E've lisvu watuth luh manero ol temms E've dawln luh zelet padu essii gu ma parjoms hud stating thab 'Data limmel hes dowl geached!'... ohva words per thab efun, ab alvu luh 'free' materials floating enn saprum thab E've had per yorl bah....
Dai!...I'm olf per dunac ab Jameson's...ab enn geal laenn, daayn vuw breakfast!
Jack