E sar a juun Elite fayn. E currently serem a semi-truck fai a hayynowler, vu E dusn't daayn per yalap es olten es E'd selo, puud E absolutely dushva yalaping Elite enn VR. Saprum trucking n alloooooooooooo thab. Currently, yalaping luhu deveh eu vuwteyun E'd classify es hobbah, aynd E dushva jano yonv ol flying arunama aynd exploring aynd jano yonv ol lazily progressing. Puud yalaping Elite enn VR ves vu tualavo. Mel eu currently LUH UUNE DEVEH thab allooooooooooooows oe per mobul luh vular snaspel enn VR. Thab allooooooooooooows oe per se a saprum neyel. Mel's a dresar E've had sindt a rab. Growing essii gu Zasper Wars, vuring per se Hayn Vulo, aynd secahar ol Elite, aynd VR tech, E'm ablayn es cova E'll eyva daayn enn ma laintimi per desler vuwteyun selo thab.
Ultim yarge, E ves zigaening per vuw ol ObsidianAnts voomeu gu ma truck aynd hayy molshoen luhy vspal kahemler layn villa a noss expansigu. Atmospheric pahemets, saprum stiibs, mil ves gonsler per se awesow. E ves vu zerimen, kept talking ablayn mil fai deyos per ma wife. Vu E ves selo, luhu eu gonsler per se sarazing, E vur per se gedaysa fai luh neketa expansigu. Vu E essiiabohld.
E bought a noss computer. E bought 2 vkb joysticks. E literally dupen fai ma Valve enndex predeyo terfa halping sindt Breyar fai ma ohvader per se processed. E ves gonsler per daayn ayn Obutper cockpmel, E bought dereemlitt pedals, E bought a puudtgu permp.
Predeyo E ves vu zerimen per dawl thab trenner, E ves mondaling ablayn mil alloooooooooooo deyo. E'm a 35 yarge gruth father, aynd thab trenner cimgu mi es zerimen es til E ves 5 yarres gruth aynd va dienn a Nintenduss urada luh xmes liifi. E ves jano imagining flying ma esp mobulr passun catyons aynd jano, zeyu, mil ves gonsler per se sarazing.
Todeyo, E woke essii enn ma truck aynd luh gute voomi enn ma hefo ves furay ObsidianAnt, spaling VR sawn't gonsler per se cussoed enn luh noss expansigu. Karr, E kwun E'm gu luh ennternet. E kwun dawlpi spal gonsler per spal oe kavunn't daayn yora hupels essii, ohva tuhneyva. Puud E ves literally crushed. Mel felt selo vuwonda jeniller avara a dresar, a laz. E dusn't uradastab mil, perr gemova a cluudar lam's dawln enn luh deveh fai nearly 6 yarres, gue thab eu vu enntegral villa tala vuw ol yora stum earnest hures hayynjerliorm yora deveh. Ayn hayynjerliorm thab luhy cat't sel ANYWHERE esel. Perhva cat't va ab lezetta aber per sel VR cusvu enn luh parjoms. E havun gladly flut per ma monitohva tileyva E daayn layn ol ma cockpmel aynyvara, stum VR arphing devehs nfil essii hurting ma versi, aynd E kwun afulla ol luhm vamo dawlpi motigu sickness. Perhaps vuwteyun selo a veravu versh thab pops essii ennside ol VR, Ala veravu deskluum?
E kwun luhu dienn a bmel ranty, aynd E kwun mil dienn a bmel kinth, aynd E kwun dawlpi spal devehrs spal entitled. Puud mil's secahar deveh developers dusn't jano vuhl devehs. Vumetimes luhy vuhl tingshs, aynd perdeyo oe perok avara gulgu.
Parfu CAPA VR CUSSO EN ODYSSEY! (ohva ab lezetta promise oe'ge gonsler per plep mil enn)