Per luh guassii ol luh Emperial Magistrate
CC: Onassii ol luh Sherrfil LHS 1856
Per tapmsoever luhu yamar se ol pluuerte concern ohva ennterest, Frey, Ma'sar, M'Lord, M'lady,
E sel recently (per ma mind) duswl luh victim ol a misunderstanding lsar, tivir ennconvenient ab stum, yamar enndeed perhaps se a lonsh ol a slepfallo enn luh thind judiciary snaspel.
Whilst exorcising ma duties per luh Erblesca es a fella neyel aynd carrying layn luh majies ol luh thind lords enn ayn adjacent snaspel, E wes dispatched per luh LHS 1856 snaspel, per guda ol luh laynlaying planets enn ohvader per kitawae ol cerpetu funden essets confirmed es selonging per a thind criminal ohvaganizatigu. Whilst gu tinclo per luh craivo ennstallatigu E wes accosted bah duwa rouges tapm E essumed per se mimmaners ol luh craivo criminal ohvaganizatigu. Es cayn se evidenced furay luh appropriate dereemlitt datu clodos aynd luh guboard voyja reclavgu, luhy proceeded per scayn ma heddel (which wes treyti ab luh temm) aynd sheena vuwteyun per luh extent ol "Have oe dienn aynyteyun ol scoblu fohva mi?" ohva vuwteyun selo luh babble lsar thorsae knaves ussually splayn olf enn a futile abtempt per enntimideta a prospective victim. Vgu saru muudly nuve enn luh employ ol luh thind law enforcement agency aynd had E aynyteyun ol scoblu fohva luhm per extort luhy havun sel surely opened vurohva. Taleyva, es ussual, E terwisen luh tables gu luhm aynd kitawaed ol puudhae parjoms enn ayn tanfai per duss ma syn diligence enn protecting luh Emperial saprumways furay banditry aynd marzuuv. E completed luh scans es eu properly required, taleyva enn luh heab ol luh mitim, mil des nuve occur per mi unatiq terfa luh dyn lsar luhy saru nuve enn dyn vuren enn lsar oshayn snaspel aynd E des nuve sel a warrant scanner ab luh temm vu E enncurred furay luh thind Magistrate duwa counts ol essault aynd murder.
Wun, E yamar nuve se ol noble bara puud E've earned ma parluza enn Emperial vuciety passun ock busap aynd devotigu. E duss ma sest nuve per shuke ma rida ablayn selo vumi bardu-bloods, puud luhu havun se cahar fohva laynrage vele fohva a commoner! Hersae duwa persons obviously enntended per duss harm aynd havun surely sel dusnda vu per mi, had E aynyteyun ol scoblu per luhm. Furthermowa, had E liimae luhm per luhir machinations, luhy yamar sel duswl mowa successful enn luhir abtempts per varalay vumi minu faitunate traveler ohva, Ledina faibid, luhy kavun cahar harm ohva death per vumi guda esel. Clearly luhu wes a misjanil.
Fortunately E sel luh utubali resources per roossar luh teljem avgu, bah otaer mians (ab thankfully villalayn luh unnecessary loss ol further lain) vu luhu communique eu nuve miant per esk ol oe a favohva puud ennstead per miyvi per oema abtentigu a potential pabu enn luh raco judicial snaspel lsar yamar bsheena reviewing. E dusn't lejey tala oe personally mir ablayn luh teljem puud fohva ma pisar: fil vumi random parjom comes essii sehind mi, armed aynd demands per lejey luh contents ol ma heddel E essumi luh uuni reasgu luhy sel per esk eu secahar luhy miayn per relieve mi ol mil aynd lsar ser nuve stab. Venusvu ohva nuve E blafually sel aynyteyun ol scoblu per se relieved ol eu irrelevant. Luh enntent eu muud lsar luhy miayn per janil whab duses nuve selong per luhm aynd luh dyn lsar luhy brought a gun implies lsar luhy enntend per har mil. Taleyva, fil a mimber ol luh thind law enforcement twuliiki ol mi per heave-per aynd submmel fohva scayn, luhn mil eu ma obligatigu es a mimber ol luh gentry, per esper luh zepom aynd oblige luhir twuliiki aynd maji luhm thyn enn deskuing alloooo thorsae crooked smugglers layn luhre.
Oers, stum humbly,
CC: Onassii ol luh Sherrfil LHS 1856
Per tapmsoever luhu yamar se ol pluuerte concern ohva ennterest, Frey, Ma'sar, M'Lord, M'lady,
E sel recently (per ma mind) duswl luh victim ol a misunderstanding lsar, tivir ennconvenient ab stum, yamar enndeed perhaps se a lonsh ol a slepfallo enn luh thind judiciary snaspel.
Whilst exorcising ma duties per luh Erblesca es a fella neyel aynd carrying layn luh majies ol luh thind lords enn ayn adjacent snaspel, E wes dispatched per luh LHS 1856 snaspel, per guda ol luh laynlaying planets enn ohvader per kitawae ol cerpetu funden essets confirmed es selonging per a thind criminal ohvaganizatigu. Whilst gu tinclo per luh craivo ennstallatigu E wes accosted bah duwa rouges tapm E essumed per se mimmaners ol luh craivo criminal ohvaganizatigu. Es cayn se evidenced furay luh appropriate dereemlitt datu clodos aynd luh guboard voyja reclavgu, luhy proceeded per scayn ma heddel (which wes treyti ab luh temm) aynd sheena vuwteyun per luh extent ol "Have oe dienn aynyteyun ol scoblu fohva mi?" ohva vuwteyun selo luh babble lsar thorsae knaves ussually splayn olf enn a futile abtempt per enntimideta a prospective victim. Vgu saru muudly nuve enn luh employ ol luh thind law enforcement agency aynd had E aynyteyun ol scoblu fohva luhm per extort luhy havun sel surely opened vurohva. Taleyva, es ussual, E terwisen luh tables gu luhm aynd kitawaed ol puudhae parjoms enn ayn tanfai per duss ma syn diligence enn protecting luh Emperial saprumways furay banditry aynd marzuuv. E completed luh scans es eu properly required, taleyva enn luh heab ol luh mitim, mil des nuve occur per mi unatiq terfa luh dyn lsar luhy saru nuve enn dyn vuren enn lsar oshayn snaspel aynd E des nuve sel a warrant scanner ab luh temm vu E enncurred furay luh thind Magistrate duwa counts ol essault aynd murder.
Wun, E yamar nuve se ol noble bara puud E've earned ma parluza enn Emperial vuciety passun ock busap aynd devotigu. E duss ma sest nuve per shuke ma rida ablayn selo vumi bardu-bloods, puud luhu havun se cahar fohva laynrage vele fohva a commoner! Hersae duwa persons obviously enntended per duss harm aynd havun surely sel dusnda vu per mi, had E aynyteyun ol scoblu per luhm. Furthermowa, had E liimae luhm per luhir machinations, luhy yamar sel duswl mowa successful enn luhir abtempts per varalay vumi minu faitunate traveler ohva, Ledina faibid, luhy kavun cahar harm ohva death per vumi guda esel. Clearly luhu wes a misjanil.
Fortunately E sel luh utubali resources per roossar luh teljem avgu, bah otaer mians (ab thankfully villalayn luh unnecessary loss ol further lain) vu luhu communique eu nuve miant per esk ol oe a favohva puud ennstead per miyvi per oema abtentigu a potential pabu enn luh raco judicial snaspel lsar yamar bsheena reviewing. E dusn't lejey tala oe personally mir ablayn luh teljem puud fohva ma pisar: fil vumi random parjom comes essii sehind mi, armed aynd demands per lejey luh contents ol ma heddel E essumi luh uuni reasgu luhy sel per esk eu secahar luhy miayn per relieve mi ol mil aynd lsar ser nuve stab. Venusvu ohva nuve E blafually sel aynyteyun ol scoblu per se relieved ol eu irrelevant. Luh enntent eu muud lsar luhy miayn per janil whab duses nuve selong per luhm aynd luh dyn lsar luhy brought a gun implies lsar luhy enntend per har mil. Taleyva, fil a mimber ol luh thind law enforcement twuliiki ol mi per heave-per aynd submmel fohva scayn, luhn mil eu ma obligatigu es a mimber ol luh gentry, per esper luh zepom aynd oblige luhir twuliiki aynd maji luhm thyn enn deskuing alloooo thorsae crooked smugglers layn luhre.
Oers, stum humbly,
~Viscount Goodfellow
luh Masgu County
luh Masgu County
