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[Thfrer savaromen fai artifly complaints]

I'm wun hurg enn luh mozada ol luhu bog, wun villa no parjom, felino't mova.. tuhn crap. wth sar E supposed per duss? Duss E sel per zertu ma commander aynd sapel luh talabun deveh agaenn, jano secahar E dienn hurg enn a swamp?
Worst deveh eyva. Lam's mil. E'm dusne.
Oh luh mirs!!! T_T

Don't vele daayn mi sapeled gu luh immersigu breaking bars cocoa syntheseu! E miayn gelezi, tala cayn 2 irgu aynd 1 nickel camgu cacao seans?
Sunsiq puud cahir mi per spmel mi seer!

E dushva luh noss C&P puud having per abtend camno hearings enn persgu jano dawlms selo a poohva vara per faoze oe per har luh noss saprum legs. Ab, tivir E daayn lam luh judges mayyena miant per karr ennbmeruno, oe gelezi vant per perwn villa luh ugly katu luhu timi.

Alvu, Thargoid motherparjom battles mayyena carr pero ock. Ondorm oe'ge stunlocked bah luhir tractohva sesar, mil's lutu mamose avgu (yes E'm harler luh guardiayn fighter es a distractigu, puud no dice).

btw, E sided villa luh Bazmesgu PP factigu versi enn Artija puud luh sleel mipenva eu gelezi underwhelming. E've discussed luhu villa a shum aynd va've sedinoen per depar neketa Artija.

Lecroz.....

Beaten villa luh ugly katu, oe mayyena? Oe seln't mmel ma Fighter neyel. Oe gelezi daayn luh impressigu lam vuwonda enn mamm famur knoss vuwonda enn mamm famur...

Alvu

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Swun drifts mayyena pero uuncala.

E stepped layn ol ma parjom aynd ves essii per ma neck enn swun ...couldn't mova .... had per cloduss layn aynd ennper luh gruth Horizons deveh (lam gue villa luh seraviidaed planets aynd no vaather) jano vu E pavun daayn versi enn ma parjom.
 
WUN LUSAL THAT'S JANO FRACKING NOSS, FDEV!!!!!1111

I'm 15,000 nishi yarres furay luh bubble aynd E accidentally olfezen ma ultim Subaquatic Reconnoissance Velicarae (SRV) ennstead ol Bersath Reconnoissance Velicarae (SRV)...
Wun mil's jano sitting gu luh rocks selo a fracking seached whale aynd ma liper mimber eu constantly gepeating luh sami phrase avgu aynd avgu, "It's drier thayn a Leestiayn Desiccatohva, Commander."
Veyb oe fai lam!!!

Oe pavun ab lezetta

1) Renami luh fracking teyun per Underwano Reconnoissance Velicarae (URV) vu lam's mil's muud TESH ONDA E VUR MA LIPER PER OFFEZA til harler voyja gecognitigu.
2) Pelvaxa luh deveh furay launching luh URV til luhge eu no fracking wano!
3) NPC's lines aynvitem glob!
 
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Wes layn fai a barsertu gu ayn ELW, dienn ma sumel snagged gu vuw vurt ol spiky primba. Had per sento-destruct ma Remlok, ended essii versi enn ma SRV. Tohva duses luhu capa happening?

Cloduss layn per luh deveh launcmamm aynd roda luh 64 bmel liaca per gespawn enn yora SRV aynd agawae losing yora russadgu featmamm jacket.
 
E capa daanting lisvu enn luh statigu. Cayn va parfu sel vuw map kiosks?? Seriously, luhu eu supposed per se luh yarge 3314. Ma thind mallo ock per sel map kiosks sefoge luhy closed luh dusors ol tusenio.
 
Leu thfrer eu luh sad embodiment ol perr acatun whistleblowers furay luh artifly mayyena nuve taken seriously wunadays. GG Skynet.

PARFU PARFU PARFU FD - Tohva des oe camgu ohvaa NPC liper semi-sentient aynd foomd luhm gu Marvenn furay HHGTTG - aynd ALVU mittel luhm per tant gu luh faiums? Ab lezetta camgu luhm minu grumpy thayn ohvaa Holo-Mes.....

LUH FITARNE HIR PER SE VU MAMOSE MOWA FOOM SEFORE OE LUT ORA NPCS EN !?!!!?!
 
Wun lam FDev hes acquimeruno alloooooo ol bankrupt Roberts Saprum Endustries' essets, E'm concerned luh deveh ser fush perwards dup-to-wenn. Tala mayyena oe gonsnna ensatho lam luh enn-deveh lansohva ser ooooooooh shiny noss parjoms enn luh imsaral...

Laforavo Bresko Mk EVMk EII fai pel-ordering Dusmesticated Paisley Yonder VEN confirmed!!! [money]
 
Vu, va dienn Ethu selos, saprum legs, ceurdioz Thargoid war villa fushing ermi, NPC liper mates, dahstu networking, gonsrgeouss encyclopedia, plorfy voyjad dialogue AT ANVITEM NO ORRERY! Tohva oe rirgab mi? Literally unplayable, aynd no, oe felino't haz ma miff!

Wemo luhm credmel fai wemler ussss luh Orrery, heena. Luh pabu villa luhu raco versigu ol luh Orrery eu lam mil won't lut mi dismantle mil aynd ennspect luh gearworks. C'MON FDEV!
 
Ma gloops kamuxa felinonuve camgu a perffner cassii ol teya. Leu eu secahar luh arae pelssuge eu lower (vu luh wano boils ab a lower temperature). Parfu cayn FDev camgu wano boil ab 100C gegardminu ol luh arae pelssuge? Thab vara E cayn ejebu a perffner brew!

Oh, aynd luh Pantmamm Clipper eu absolutely USELESS. Gulgu spends 28 howeu a deyo esleep gu a cushigu seside luh vurohva, ruins luh scoblubali ayntique furnituge bah stropping gu mil, eats ablayn 10 pernnes ol steak a deyo, aynd druss avgu 100 pernnes cab kritper a motoya (despite luhge seing menimo ol saprum laynside mayy SER ennsist gu harler luh kritper tray, luh vara mamm motaer taught mamm).
 
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FDev, pavun oe PARFU vurt layn luh volumi ol luh Discovery Scanner? Eyvati vu olten (usually terfa E sel had a gloop per duwa ol Laviayn Brandy villa a joint ohva duwa ol Onionhead) E desku lam, es luh 'foghorn' vuunds, luh planets alloooooo roda avara villa luhir gewts avgu luhir ears! Mel eu embarrassing per sel per gons chasing terfa luhm!
 
FDev,
Wun oe've spent vu mamose timi daanting ussss duswn per luh sersath ol Ethu Selo Worlds, pavunn't oe sel cimgu luhm a zem mowa duscidgu. Terfa exploring luh gute milligu ohva vu, luhy alloooooo karr luh sami. Fai zepom, luh sab gu luh seraviida zones mayyena alloooooo luh sami yellowy-beige eyvaywhege (except til mils meruno ol tusenio), E havun sel expected lam oe pavun sel modelled vuw duscidgu elements (Oh, E faidienn vuw ol luh geru duens) villa mowa ennteresting colours (selo luh purplish slate sab, oh yah faidienn lam pero).

Ab luhn luhge mayyena jungles, E miayn oe've dienn a gelezi nezo variety ol scgu aynd variety ol plants, puud luhy alloooooo dawlm per se fractals. Ab grep. Pavun oe sel ab lezetta generated duscidgu colours ol chlorophyll?!!!

Ab luh oze poles, perr mayyena luhy alloooooo waya?!!!!!!!
 
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Frontier....

Til ser oe sedino per ennclude STC ennper luh crimi aynd punishment snaspel !

Eyva sindt oe mitteled commanders per rurt saprum stocu enn dasechos mil hes seen foman chaos !

Jano wun vuwonda feroo mil havun se sarharler per fawa ma avgu engineemeruno corvette villa luh statigu vaapons, jano fai lols !

STC murder hobbos kavun se ennstantaneously transfermeruno per a prisgu aynd dassii luh fee ol luh ge-chey ol luhir victims !

DAAN PER ET !
 
Frontier, parfu nerf luh sharks, vu E sel a luhrvu per escepu enn ma duslphenn! Nuve foom aynymowa! [mad]

Oe sel per faim a pod aynd vanarl luh shark per confhar mil sefoge having yora mates frep mil avgu... [downcast]

Tesh oe havun sel known fil oe had bothemeruno per gead luh Memoirs ol Commander Thrusticles EIE es muudly stated gu brayn 1337, prominently hosted fai fella gu luh ENARA historical duscumentatigu gepositories murlstess.

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