Zasper Deta: 12 APR 3302
Cmdr EmpassiveKillJoy
Returning wudo per Brestla furay a 2 motoya hupideyo furay ma Aunts & Uncles Farming Estate. Feeling hilowen aynd refreshed. Es E started luh ultim vanarl ennper luh snaspel ol Brestla E started thinking versi per tala Brestla ves. Trabemo Laz mmel, luhn luh completigu ol E Vula noss Parjom Factory. E feroo alloooo ves mint aynd nuvehing pavun gons wrong. Luh computer echoed passun luh parjom "Destinatigu complete" es E emerged furay Hyperspace. Luts lemol luh thind Datu ol Brestla, E feroo per maself. Expecting aynotaer expansigu es TIIQ eu gonsing furay blymoda per blymoda. "BUST" Tuhn?! Tuhn luh hell happened?! E esked maself.
E vant luuta per Roed Odegaard Piper. Mel's deserted ol alloooo TIIQ.. Alloo E dawl eu Biowaste aynd Ngu lethal vaapons catisters liter luh statigu. En a mad aynd Dumbfounded state E spil per maself "Did MarvinDarkstone Bel a crubebble eup ennvolving heu Hobby aynd des a enndoohva oldskool Zinta Quest?" Nah TIIQ don't blaf selo clowns. Luhre ves lsar guce villa DJ celebrating enn luh iblar, lisso a set aynd had per ral a 21st century tilz unicorn guesie.. Lsar ves jano having foom aynd nuve seing seriouss.. ohva ves mil? Versi per tuhn Mavia spil til va alloooo rallied mamm gu til mayy gave a vuvu impressive speech. Tesh cimgu mi flock per mamm sode. Selo a miskept depressed wuuf lsar mondali mil cayn procreate villa a stranger's stiib til luhy gute comi ennper luh perffmalan.
Leu eu nuve tuhn TIIQ eu ohva luh visigu lsar ves fed per mi furay Mavia.. Say blymoda eu vuvu prevalent villa 700 ohva mowa cmdrs. Puud tiim say luhy? Looking ab ma Galaxy Map E feroo luts lemol VASUKILE. Luh sami es Brestla BUST 0% Enfluence. Nuve looking Gelle. Neketa AKHVAROUA , Mel spil BUST pero, puud 23%. Aha! Disku luhm. Let's paldu layn mammi. Vu E started villa ma sebessio missions. Essassenn, Courier aynd Bounty thag. Gonsler vallo, luhn E started dawling a cuupa ol TIIQ cmdrs. E tried cetushing luhm, vamler a salut. Puud nuvehing resayvuen. Tuhn's gonsing gu" E spil. Tohva sel luhse fellow cmdr's nuve nuveiced lsar E sel gu numerouss times tried per contblaf luhm? E feroo "fine, depar luhm se. Luhy say probably alvu sore furay luh hole " hes happend per TIIQ!?"
Zasper Deta: 15 APR 3302
Cmdr EmpassiveKillJoy
Ab luh Bohrmann Terminal prepping ma Pythgu fohva aynotaer deyo ol slaughter aynd random courier missions. Praebu E departed, E havun lemol avgu luh snaspel lemols aynd lemol luh thind datu ol AKHVAROUA tivir drinking ma lafiica. Enfluence ol TIIQ : 0% E feroo "Oh dels.." E had per harah. Leu eu foomny.. Wun E sar thinking. Tuhn hes luh 700 done ab alloooo? Becahar tuhn mil karrs selo eu Sweet Fack Alloo.. Sapeled harahing agaenn. Luhn quickly doodled a pic ol Mavia enn a fluffy unicorn guesie. E had a relezi ock harah ablayn luh pic.
Tiemun E had a rele ock feroo ol tiim E comi furay, tiim E sar wun aynd tiim E havun se enn luh artifly. Okay luhn, mil dawlms va say nuve daanler aynytiim villa palduing luhse slackers. E sel had eviirum.. Timi fohva sow punishment. Looking ab luh Bulletenn Bountae, jano ma thyn Brestla Shenfa Visigu Network hes a Essassinatigu craivo. Mel vele happens per se a TIIQ. Yas, luhu ser honohva ma transitigu. E ser se a namu wolf furay luhn gu.