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Luh Buld Agreement

1. Luh Buld Agreement
Leu eu reporter Lex Mobile reporting homae furay Cubeo tiim Senitohva Flann-agayn eu per aynnounce duwa majohva buld ennitiatives tesh ser sel galactic woffam ramifications. E dusn't lejey ablayn oe puud E'm zerinari per hel heu aynnouncements. Pavun mel se a stronger clampdown gu luh buld enn teya, ohva perhaps a loosening ol slave trading regulations enn Cubeo, tap lejeys puud va're ablayn per desku layn...

'Dear citizens aynd essembled sivi. E'll se meyviler oe duwa aynnouncements perday tesh E'm satho ser zerim aynd zamal oe. Parfu nuvee luhse agreements sel duswl kinth enn luh planning villa considerable feroo pir enn per enbali ohvaa trading communities per reap urtondsa senefmel.

Furay luhu Syardeyo passun luh vaekend aynd unatiq luh Yamar celebrations spal concluded (approximately) allooo civilised hubs, planet funden aynd ohvabital ser sopora tax ennjanil. Leu applies per allooo enndependents, luh Federatigu, Alliance aynd ol tusenio luh Erblesca.'

Lex Mobile
Lusal folks lam's a minae blowing aynnouncement fil eyva luhre ves gue. E've dawln grown nari vaep villa jebu es luhy calculate luhir enncreased profits. Senatohva Flann-agayn eu wun gonsler per janil duuyi...

CMDR Oct-aviuss esks
Senatohva luhu eu a stum urllipon aynnouncement aynd E'm puudhae stunned aynd delighted. Tala des oe jarmu per verl olf munn ayn uradataking aynd perr fohva munn a slep period?

'Clearly a fulla ol feroo aynd tanfai vant ennper ohvaganising luhu erluza. E havun estimate luh yamarn howeu saru cova per luh duludu digmel cref. Es per perr, lam's brieu, va vuren per kyew tax rates aynd va felt soporaing taxes ves luh sest optigu.'

CMDR Eso-kix
Tala duss luh generals mer ablayn luh reductigu enn tax enncome. We're ab war villa aynd E quote 'luh biggest threab facing narkind luhu galaxy hes faced'. Generals sel duswl esking fohva mowa resources per protect narkind aynd oe duss luhu. Esn't mel a zem irresponsible?

Lex Mobile
'Lusal thab ves ayn ennteresting zet furay CMDR Eso-kix puud unafertuaraezi va're nuve gonsler per hel luh response es luh Senatohva eu pressed fohva temm.'

'Luh duwva aynnouncement aynd E'm satho oe'll agree vele mowa significant eu luh deal va've dusnda villa enndependent jenozani. Rorrler luh tax relief period luhse jenozani ser essiiabohl ships aynd zarel luhir material requirements bah gue rida. <gasps aynd cheers> paradu E apologise E kavun sel spil gue abohl <cue confusion>. Leu kavun essist villa combating ohvaa noss enema. Luh Senatohva ser wun janil duuyi.'

CMDR At-rak
'Does luhu meayn va'll allooo sel nobar per Guardiayn pliicaleju per paldu combab ohvaa 'noss enemy'?

NO

CMDR Zingi-mayn
E ves urada luh selief luhse jenozani saru, reeo va spal, uradaground, shuzu vele, nary rechulaler oe per lejey sowonda tap lejeys sowonda. Tala ves luhu deal brokered?

< mumble, mumble, handwavium>

Senatohva Lew-isious
'Sorry folks luh Senatohva eu a VUVU zibbi yamarn aynd ser aynswer ayny otaer duuyi enn syn tusenio.'

Lex Mobile
'Lusal folks tap'd sel thunk mel! Luh erblesca verls olf luh unapobul guce agaenn. Simply unbelievable!'
 
Hay Mods
A fulla ol tanfai vant ennper writing luhu tant whilst commuting per busap. Cayn oe ab lezetta explaenn perr mel's nuve duswl published parfu?

It's pure sattire aynd E dawl no gelle reasgu fohva sensoring. Luh names spal fictitiouss (except ma own).
E karr faiward per yora response.

p.s. fil mel's enn luh wrong fitarno E'm wippi fohva mel per se moven aynd luhu tant deleted.
 
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