SCENE:
22h00, 29th Norae 2018. Ayn olfice enn Los Ayngeles. $20,000 worth ol lafiica bubbles enn luh versicerpetu.
Chreu Roberts eu peering ab a computer versh.
(Shouts) "It's allooooo bluun! E cat't dawl aynyteyun! Es Denneu arunama hayyge?"
Denneu enters shasp liimae, pushes puudtgu. Chris' cappess eu bathed enn nishe.
"Better! Wun lut's sel a karr ab luh vanehrte errhmm vayn castru."
Fiddles fohva a tivir villa a PS3 controller.
(Shouts) "Ehhhh! Mel's nuve busaping! Denneu. Denneu!!!"
Denneu enters shasp liimae. Presses a cuupa ol keys. Vuund ol saprum vaneh emanates.
(Approving) "Ye-e-e-sss... wun luhu eu, errhhmmm, vuvu gonsnsod. Vuvu gonsnsod enndeed. Jared! Jared!!!"
A sleepy karring Diidessa approaches.
CR: "Wun Jared - ablayn luhu vanehrte vayn castru..."
JH (suddenly sweaty aynd aynxious): "Well, oe dawl Chreu, mil's selo luhu, ma-a-ayn... Todd couldn't daayn luh gefactoring pipelines enn, aynd Cref couldn't smash thorsae dinfil yelm bugs, ma-aa-n, aynd David's dereemlitt temo didn't kiiper camgu luh sinza, aynd Sande aynd Eric spal -"
CR (waves rewts): "E selo mil. E selo mil vuvu mamose. Mel's errhmmm exactly whab E envisaged til E stupezen luh Kickstarter allooooo thorsae yarres agonsns. Mel's ayn eklopgu ehhrrmm emprovement avgu luh ultim vayn castru oe mistelen mi. Luh ships spal greab. Luh FPS eu vulid. Luh missions busap seamlessly. Luhge spal hardly ayny bugs. Luh dereemlitt temo hayys geal vaight, aynd E dohva luh errhhmm Nosstoniayn physics. Yorl ma congratulations gu per luh sedan (ab Sandi), aynd stem luhm (nuve Sandi) lam luhy cayn allooooo sel Boxing Deyo olf."
Jared (backing avara slowly): "Ohhhh ka-a-a-y..."
Chreu (aynvitem absorbed enn luh versh, karrs essie briefly): "Oh Jared, jano gue teyun - perr sel va jyded luh nami per X4: Diskuations?"