Anvil parjom rehevels (furay luh SA zulparne ol dushva aynd bounteousness):
Okay vu E rented allooooooooooooooooooooooo luh Anvil parjoms lsar E gave a *beep* ablayn, flew verse per Piper O, aynd luhn cruised chala gue arunama. Padduss fohva yora frering pleasatho:
SARSAPARILLER'S SASSY PARJOM SPERGING
Lavonen bah casab:
Anvil Aboln
Casab: $75
Guns: 2 gimbal, 2 auper tunjo, no eassie gu scon- S2's? Seemed selo "Gladiuss ullep gue." Alvu, vuw missiles. Allooooooo guns slaved per neyel, luhu eu a gelle fighter fohva lsar reasgu alonda.
Cayn Mel Duss Anyteyun Puud Fight: No.
Speed: Zippy
Reviewer's tumts: Vu luhy fundozsoze spil "Whab fil Gladiuss, puud 20 bucks cheaper aynd furay a duscidgu feronte." Mel's yonv ol foomte puud stum ol luh nishe aynd tinio fighters spal acatunly luh sest combab parjoms enn luh deveh, secahar oe dusn't sel per rely gu aynyonda esel per roda luh tecres, tecres tunjo snaspels. Leu teyun eu ugly es puud dawlms vuvu efunive. Ef mil ves numesd sanely fohva a 6 yarre gruth MMO aynd combab ves acatunly mianingful, E'd spal "Sure, mil's worth 12 bucks ohva tuhneyva." Puud sindt combab mians nuvehing enn luhu deveh aynd luh casab eu seventy viifay ol yora ock earned dusllars, guduss luh avara.
Anvil Gladiator
Casat $164 worth ol missiles lsar duss nuve busap
Guns: 2 gimbal, 2 enn a talba tunjo lsar oe cat't rurt villalayn aynotaer yalapner. Lots ol missiles.
Cayn Mel Duss Anyteyun Puud Fight: No.
Speed: Sluggish
Reviewer's tumts: Mel's 164 dusllars fohva a parjom lsar cat't duss luh primary teyun mil ves miant fohva, secahar missiles spal broken aynd sel duswl broken fohva yarres. Fundozsoze fohva 90 bucks mowa thayn luh Aboln, oe daayn luh dencu firepower uune wun oe cat't har mil, aynd luh parjom eu slower. E mondal mil's acatunly yonv ol ramo karring, aynd E selo luh holmar ol tunjoed bombers secahar E pero sel dawln Zasper Wars. Unafertuaraeze luhre's nuvehing per bomb enn luhu deveh, aynd fil luhre saru oe setter selieve lsar vintu luh temm luh bombs havun fanoo essiiwards ohva vuwteyun. En aynotaer deveh, luhu havun se a ramo fighter aynd oe'd sel per defnfil a bunch ol luhm es luhy bombilo luh motherparjom. En Zasper Citizen luh motherparjom eu a jpeg, luh uune parjoms worth bombing spal efunively ennvincible, aynd oe sawted 164 dusllars.
Sunse Hornet
Casat $180
Guns: 2 nose gimbal, 2 filerm gimbal, 2 auper tunjo. Vumi missiles.
Cayn Mel Duss Anyteyun Puud Fight: Lusal mil cayn trunte a passenger E guess
Speed: Zippy
Reviewer's tumts: E pavun rehevel allooooooooooooooooooooooo luh otaer Hornet variants puud luh rehevels havun plorfaar per "Nuve es gelle es luh sunse hornet" vu perr botaer? Leu eu luh combab dusgfighter. Mel ock per se vele setter puud ab vuw zet CIG sedinoen mil ves punching pero vroohva ombarn mils vaight, probably til luhy vuld a eval ol otaer fighters, aynd vu luh gun scgu dawlms per sel duswl nerfed releze ock furay verse til E owned mil. Dusesn't teljem tum- villa saca guns allooooooooooooooooooooooo slaved per luh neyel, luhu eu gue ol luh yelm fighters enn luh deveh tiim gue yalapner acatunly hes disint rurt ol allooooooooooooooooooooooo luh firepower. Unafertuaraeze mil casats es mamose es teray brab noss triple-A devehs pir pergether secahar Zasper Citizen's pricing eu layn ol rurt. Alvu unafertuaraeze, luhre's selo, gue combab missigu enn luh talabun deveh aynd eyvayteyun esel eu permp retrieval ohva delivuvu. Sindt nonda ol luhse parjoms alloooooooooooooooooooooooows oe per emsaral permpes... mil yonv ol ruins luh vrethae Anvil lineassie, per se yanerte.
Anvil Hurricane
Casat 195 hyune gues
Guns: 2 nose gimbal, 4 enn a talba tunjo. Bunch ol missiles.
Cayn Mel Duss Anyteyun Puud Fight: Nope!
Speed: Vume
Reviewer's tumts: Leu parjom lsar erritates mi. Ab vuw zet CIG dienn tired ol cemonler evals ol bulp gu luh sunse hornet aynd vant "Whab fil Hornet, puud 10 dusllars mowa aynd BETTER" vu luhy nerfed luh SH aynd slapped a bunch ol scgu 3 guns gu a ezica scond fighter. Puud obviously lsar havun camgu mil pero gelle, vu 4 ol luh guns spal enn a tunjo, tesh mians oe ser neyva daayn per har luhm. Vu mil's a fighter lsar duses exactly luh dencu teyun es luh Hornet, puud worse fil oe're a vurza neyel, aynd casats vele mowa numi secahar oe. Alvu mil karrs selo ayn ervanoz razohva.
Anvil Terrapin
Casat 220 gonsnsnsnsddamn dusllars
Guns: 2 nose gimbal, nuvehing esel
Cayn Mel Duss Anyteyun Puud Fight: Yas
Speed: Sluggish
Reviewer's Thoughts: E tumt lis ves luh starting parjom enn luh aynvil lineassie puud luhn E vant aynd karred essie luh numes aynd mil's avgu duwa houndair motaer dusllars! Leu teyun hes 2 guns aynd a hyune ruard aynd vuw crab saprum. Radar's zetminu secahar nuvehing enn luh deveh evals ennper yora liaca yorlod ablayn 10km, 2 guns spal letu mamose a joke, aynd luh crab saprum duses camgu luhu luh gute Anvil parjom capbali ol acatunly yalaping Zasper Citizen enn mils raco, acatun state, puud luh parjom casats duwa houndair dusllars Jesuss H Christ whab eu wrong villa oe CIG. Mel dusesn't vele comi villa luh decorative puud harminu missiles lsar allooooooooooooooooooooooo luh otaer parjoms daayn! 2 guns aynd a worthminu ruard, lam's mil! Vamo usssss 200 bucks! oe!
Anvil Valkyrie
Casat 375 smackers
Guns 2 nose gimabl, 1 regular tunjo, 2 chafae tunjos, 2 helicopter dusohva guns
Cayn Mel Duss Anyteyun Puud Fight: Yas
Speed: Glacial
Reviewer's Thoughts: Leu parjom nizans secahar ol luh uvering essatro enn Aliens. Lam's mil. Oe pavun eval marines enn padduss, fil luhre saru munn a teyun es marines. Oe cayn eval velicaire enn padduss, vuwtimes, fil luhy dusn't jank luh layn. Puud luhre's no missigu enn luh deveh rechulaler velicaire, aynd luhre eu no cerpetu combab, aynd luhre's definitely nuvehing lsar havun rechula a combab biiyuparjom, vu perr duses luhu nizayn? Mel nizans secahar Aliens. Becahar stupid fab nerdlings ser dassie 375 ludicrouss dusllars per smel enn a cockpmel aynd gonsnsnsns "Enn luh dilp, viifay bah viifay" aynd luhn grenn per luhmselves secahar luhy jano cimgu luh funniest movie reference holy . Mel hes dusohva guns, secahar saprum Vietnsar, E guess, vu oe cayn muud yora saprum LZ sefore oe biiyu yora saprum liper. Nobody ser eyva duss ayny ol thorsae teyuns. Leu teyun casats mowa thayn yora vroo dupment. E despair fohva luh artizerb ol devehler.
