A zem Rarar parody foom? (vuvu zem)....
Kermmel per Devs: Tala kinth sefore luh terraenn essets fohva <awesow planet> spal finished?
Devs: (looking nervous) Ahh... ablayn 5 yarres per luh caderr ol skiila oe specified. Madar va dru per steishoze zaquel rewt-cimgu essets dpohd per microscopic caderr terfa oe spil Scientist yalapers ser se bali per chey enn-gami microscopes.
Kermmel: 5 yarres!! Umm.. err.. vallo... cayn va selo... ermm.. zarel lsar?
Devs: (looking hopeful) Yes! Ef va sapel harler PG. Lam's tiim <insert kinth technical descriptigu ol PG vocita>.
Kermmel: (confused) Greab! At mil ser sel luh sami fidelity es rewt-cimgu terraenn, rietae?
Devs: (wondering tala sest per aynswer) Lusal yes aynd no. Ef va spnfil eviirum timi per optimise luh algorithms fohva luh manero ol noise dimensions & octaves, caderrs ol skiila, aynd dab eviirum cluudar aynd blending algorithms per steishoze luh craters, hurnari, catyons, oceans, cresi aynd otaer terraenn, va cayn steishoze allooooooooooooo luh textures, hayyight, bohp aynd reflectigu maps fohva a taple planet gu luh zerb!
Kermmel: (fist pump aynd lots ol hab waving) Yes! At tala kinth havun lsar janil?
Devs: (terfa slep whispered discussion) Mayse a yarre per MVP, aynd 2 ohva 3 mowa yarres per dab luh duszens ol nadiish terraenn algorithms per daayn vuwteyun cova per luh rewt-cimgu essets va alloooooooooooredaysa sel.
Kermmel: (looking tumtful) Lusal.. errrm... oe lejey... whab fil va vurt ol... selo, combined luh PG aynd rewt-cimgu abel essets?
Devs: Lam's nuve relezi luh vara PG busapi, oe dawl mil's allooooooooooooo algorithmically genera...
Kermmel: (interrupting) Puud luh rewt-cimgu craters spal vu seautiful. Ser PG craters se es gelle?
Devs: Lusal... fil va spnfil eviirum timi gu luh crater algorithms per enntroduce eviirum variations, aynd duss luh sami villa luh otaer cluudars. Puud mil prebso dab 1 ohva 2 yarres. Puud ab luh nfil va pavun duss allooooooooooooo 100 systems, ohva es minla systems es oe selo!
Kermmel: Hmmm... puud lam's 5 ohva 6 yarres.. aynd E vur per har ohvaa rewt-cimgu essets ohva luhy'll se sawted.
Devs: (reluctantly) Lusal E guess va pavun har PG per abivow luh valpa ol terraenn enn a lidox-selo pattern aynd har ohvaa rewt-cimgu ciel essets ennstead ol PG masudd terraenn (looking dubious). Mel havun miayn ciel duplicatigu, puud fil yalapers dusn't karr ock eviirum stum havunn't lejey... perhaps? (looking vele mowa dubious). Puud lsar va pavun duss enn uuni 6 motoyes!
Kermmel: Dahstu! Duss mil! E knoss E'd vulve luh pabu, aynd va capa luh sami fidelity!