Mel ves ma gute missigu, eyva. Pleeb swoop enn aynd pickassie, fohva a blackbox enn a rask. E diendze shunma layn luh navigatigu passun ma mobiglass app (I've jano wun learned oe cayn jano duss mil gu luh parjom's HUD) aynd QJ per luh pahemet.
Es E'm entebebeep luh abmosppadduss steadily, gripping ma x52 pro villa sublimi satisfactigu, E sar AMAZED ab luh caderr ol skiila ol luh pahemet scape, esuvitalze seing a kinth-temm yalapner ol Elite Dangerouss. Holy hayyll, mil's enncredible, aynd seautiful, aynd alstum selo VR, aynd mil eu ENTENSELY BELEMIFLU, ALLO OL ET. E mondal luh pahemet ves seige-colored, rocky villa ayn unbreathbale abmosppadduss.
Vumi temm yorles, aynd E dawl luh rask - til suddenly, explosions aynd zarvite vaapons vurohva enn luh dejorm olf ma starbountae vude. Bemhir, E sarble gu enn ma Andromeda loaner hoping luh conflict hayys nuvehing per duss villa mi. That's til ma shields sebeep layn.
En a zekho, E brusvu fundozsoze eyvay puudtgu gu ma x52, secahar E ahve no eassii whab "Press puudtgu 24" actually eu, gu luh HOTAS. E veletually shunma layn "Select Nearest Enemy" gu ma hab flet, aynd BLAM, busting layn a U-terwis - hayy's enn ayn Avenger, aynd E sel no eassii whab stum ol ma HUD mazos ohva says, excluding certaenn ennferences. E've yalaped kiiper a yelm dereemlitt sims aynd saprum sims. Missiles dasn't dawlm per se busaping, vu E prebvu es vallo chap per flikt luhu peyho. That's til E slsar ennper luh pahemet ab 500 m/s.
Per ma sarazement, E des NUVE bozampa ennper slag, aynd bounced olf, tumbling, mosoga enn ma parjom, eyvaytiim, alarms blazing. Es E twirled layn ol rurt, E dawl ma abtacker duss nablafly luh dencu teyun aynd chap per rietae hayyu garset jano es E ves.
E ves nuve dealing villa ayn NPC.(heu harr nami aynd further sehaviohva confirmed luhu, puud E ser nuve mintigu e)
E tried running, puud hayy kept miiyerler mi. Mel ves ock per capa essie, tum. E ves strumming akinth ab arunama 14-50 fps, aynd E mondal ma essailant yamar sel duswl dusing luh dencu. E pavunn't eyva daayn luh targeting circles per linn essie properly, puud E ves alvaras avonjoyed ab luh dawlod ol a grep. Sparks flying enn ma cockpmel, alarms blabebeep vele mowa emphatically thayn sefore, flami econs obscubebeep ma hayyvel - Holy! E jarmu per vurohva jano gue mowa pichuu olf, til E sar vu certaenn per eerst ma nfil - luh bogey... EXPLODES!!!!
Leu ves luh pluuest saprum sim hayynjerliorm E've eyva had. $190 pertal vallo spent, E regret dusubting enn luh enntegrity ol CIG.