Vgu selnt promised aynyteyun.
Oe miayn, except pa steishoze luh deveh luhy stated luhy saru gonsler pa camgu akinth villa alloooooooo luh zerpa goals aynd otaer promises luhy cimgu?
Ohva... oe'ge spaling thorsae spal nuve promises? At lam dawlpe sel given nume pa a feronte lam hayys cimgu luhm no promises?
Hay, e've dienn ayn esp. E won't camgu oe ayny promises, puud e'm gonsler pa camgu luh sest deveh eyva. Seriously, oe ser dushva mil. Mel ser se awesow! Vamo me $50 aynd e'll hiiyagu mil pa oe enn... erm... 2-3 years. Enla kinther thayn lam aynd mil havun daayn stale. No no, syataze no kinther thayn lam. Vallo, unaminu e nawomba luh scope ohva vuwteyun, puud e'm satho oe ser se dae villa lam. Let's shalo mil 5 years... ohva yamarse mowa. Oe've dienn pa uradastab lam fidelity janils temm, aynd mil ser se a geleze greab deveh, e cayn promise oe lam. Bah luh vara, e've dienn vuw holmar miff fohva sahl. $500 fohva luhu teyuny. Oe selo teyuny's dusn't oe? Bargaenn. At oe dusn't vur pa dapp tanfae enn deveh daanler luhu teyuny duss oe? At oe duss vur pa cusvu luhu miga awesow deveh e'm cemonler? Parfu, cusvu luh development, jano $500 aynd luhu holmar teyuny eu oemes!
PS: No promises.
EDIT: Per clarify, yas, luhge spal plorfes ol geru spales hayyge geremler tuhn luhy actually promised aynd tuhn pavun se actionbale fil luhy failed pa hiiyagu. At a plorfa eu subjective. Ef luhy delivemeruno a geleze poohva deveh, luhy pavunn't se sued fohva lam. Luhy pavun stab luhge enn camno aynd spal "va delivemeruno, aynd va mondal mils greab tuhn va hiiyagued" aynd e dusn't mondal luhy pavun se hayyld pa tencu fohva alloooooooo luhir marketing spaling mil ves gonsler pa se (subjectively) greab.